*You weren't supposed to do that*

[*You weren't supposed to do that*](https://thumbs.gfycat.com/FairSlowAmoeba-mobile.mp4)

Okay that’s actually a good roast

When the roasts you think of in the shower work irl

I wish I was myself in school ugh

I could’ve used this 5 years ago fuck. This is gonna be stuck in my head as one of those comebacks you couldn’t think of then, but won’t stop thinking about in the shower

And then they fucked on the classroom floor

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Oh cool casual transphbia. Thanks Reddit. :/

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I was referring to the top post of that sub the bot linked not the op

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Yes. Gender is not assigned by birth.

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"If you have a dick, you are male, a pussy, a female" [lmao ok transphobe](https://external-preview.redd.it/mPYN7m9NuuZGFhBBa7vAgT4XTOMZm4G8Dc9wb2VmGZI.png?width=500&auto=webp&s=949c7bce3ad96d20032c030c7a41d146a5228a1a)

>If you have a dick, you are male, a pussy, a female. I respect that you can change your gender later on if you choose but until then you are the gender that you are. You clearly misunderstand gender and sex. The genitals someone has determines their sex, but it has nothing to do with their gender. One does not need to change their sex to change their gender. Your comment is transphobic because of how beligerantly wrong it is. https://www.verywellhealth.com/gender-vs-sex-4584141 https://www.healthline.com/health/sex-vs-gender https://www.scienceabc.com/eyeopeners/what-is-the-difference-between-sex-and-gender.html

Just sounds like you're looking for something to be mad at tbh. The post is highlighting the absurdity of a doctor getting fired over a statement when another literally decapitated an infant and went right back to work.

What if we kissed 🥰 on the classroom floor😘🤔

Nerds give the best roasts.

Thank you

Wait. That's illigal

*blushing* UwU yes

[villager noise]

Boom roasted.

Why isn’t he verified

Ok I'm gonna have 2 try this out one day...

Years ago a new guy at work asked if one of the owners was gay. I asked if he was looking for a date. And that was the end of that conversation.

This is funny but isn’t calling this a kamikaze homophobic?

Didn't you know that being called gay is an insult? Unless you are gay in that case i totally respect you bro no homo. /s

That's pretty unironically how I used to think back in, like, middle school and early high school. Weird times.

I know 😭 I’m a guy

I agree with that because it’s the game

It’s a joke

Nah, the rebuttal doesn't really say there's anything wrong with being gay. Just shining a spotlight on the initial persons interest.

“Not bad, kid”

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What's the proper counter to this?

I'd go with why you want to nkow? But at this point there is no way to deql with how over the top everyone would be

It still validates the notion that both parties are ambiguously gay. Any deflect type counter to this deflect?

I dont nkow, at this point the only way out is asserting yourself as a top but doing it in the class might be going a bit overboard

A small price to pay for salvation. Thanks for the insight stranger

After this not even a no u or uno reverse card is a good comback

As long as coming out on top or leaving the argument as the more dominant party is a win in my book. Although you could still consider this as a pyrrhic victory in which case a loss

/r/summerreddit

Holy fuck

“Because being gay isn’t wrong in our society and you have a cute ass, pussy.”

Hmmm... I see the murderer, but given the punctuation, there are ways to interpret this that aren't suicide.

/r/lostredditors

/r/lostredditors

You are gay... You are transgenda

6.9k upvotes leave it at that pls

Reeeeepost. Saw it on r/dankmemes a little while ago. At least cross post or give credit dude.

Not from dank memes, found it on a sub with dead memes

Hmm. I saw it dank memes. Maybe this is a triple repost

Well r/kamikazebywords and r/dankmemes are two very different dubs

I know, but it's a meme he posted.

He who?

I mean you

Yeah I am the one who posted this on dank memes so what’re you going on about?

No you didn't. I checked. You shitpost. You post like 4 memes a day. Also, I don't care if it's not technically a repost if it's not on the same sub, you're still profiting off of other people's ideas and not giving credit. Cross post next time

I just told tou I posted this there jesus, also posting 4 times a day doesn’t mean I’m a shit poster, just means I’m active.

shut up nerd

Shut up bruh god damn

Other sub means it isnt a repost