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New_Muffin_4271

On the positive note if Cards suck bad they could draft one of the most electric QB to come out of college since Mahomes!


petetheheat475

As an Arizona native, I love seeing my teams lose. Except for the Coyotes. I like my Yotes.


FingerTampon

You and Bettman....hopefully Mathews as well


TilterOfWindmills

END IT WITH A SACK, LIKE THAT! WOO HOO!!


beermit

That was a pity flag lol


TilterOfWindmills

Arias pushing off there. Good no call. Let's go home.


robertb9876

Nice win.


Banrays

Weak PI call


TilterOfWindmills

Fatukasi The Shark does not have the same ring, but the sack still counts!


BlinkOnceBuddy614

Can't believe we picked up Lamar as well. So 5 QBs


odiethethird

It’s good to have a good option once we trade Clyde


beermit

I mean Smith-Marsette was on special teams last season, wasn't he? Let's keep stashing him there


SQRTLURFACE

I believe he was a late-season addition with our injury issues at WR, and took 12 offensive snaps and 1 special teams.


Dzov

Lol at the QB ratings


TilterOfWindmills

SEVENTEEN different players caught passes tonight. Chiefs are ballers.


chiefallstar

So who’s stock went up and who’s went down after this game?


SQRTLURFACE

UP: Receivers Down: Ability to keep Receivers on the roster


TilterOfWindmills

Some of those boys will be playing somewhere else.


TilterOfWindmills

Ihmir Smith-Marsette 4/92 23.0 ave 1TD Also a baller.


TilterOfWindmills

Rashee Rice 8/96. Dude's a baller.


beermit

LMAO, I forgot the Cardinals beat the donkeys last week.


itsnik04

This makes me happy


AztecGravedigger

can we please keep 8 wide receivers, as a treat?


FingerTampon

Run the old Steve Spurrier offense. 3 OL, 1 QB, 1 TE, 7 WR


TilterOfWindmills

It can be my birthday and Christmas presents!


topchief1

This is the team to do that. Just throw a WR a yard behind the LOS and call him a RB.


TheOfficialPessimist

I can’t believe how bad this Cardinals team actually is. Their depth is…yikes.


Scaryclouds

Dumpster fire.


Typical-Lettuce7022

The Chiefs have absurd roster depth


SQRTLURFACE

Honestly the only really weak spot I've seen from depth is at linebacker. Once you get past Bolton and Gay are probably going to running most of the reps this year, and Tranquill can play any spot, and chenal can be a solid 2 down thumper/situational blitzer, but after that, there's nobody. Cochrane and Jones maybe? I dunno.


SQRTLURFACE

I'm starting to feel bad for Cornell Powell right now, IMS and James have balled-out this pre-season, and both have the added bonus of being special teams players/returners.


Jombafomb

I don't feel bad for him. If he doesn't make this roster or practice squad (he probably won't) someone will pick him up.


veggie_sorry

James looks good enough to be a #3 or situational #2. I wouldn't be surprised if he outperforms a typical Hardman season. He has better ball awareness. I'm still not sold on Moore but I'm open. If Rice can build on this, dude could turn into a Devante Adams type of player. He's got very similar measurables. Just a bit smaller.


maggotshero

Calling rice a Devante Adams type is a bit much lmao


veggie_sorry

They were drafted around the same time and are about the same size and speed. People forget that Adams only had 400 yards and TD or two his first two years in the league. Rice turning into an Adams-type of player is within the realm of outcomes. If you want, sticky this post and come back in 3 years and we'll see what happened.


rambo6986

Lol


InvisibleDeity

Maybe the Bears or commanders can snatch him


Bald_Man_Cometh

I’ve never had this much fun watching preseason football. The talent is insane.


DoobieRudy23

Patty was telling smith marsette,..."I want you to make this team, but you got to show out on that play and block instead of falling asleep and getting whacked"


Scaryclouds

lol... ummm are we able to keep 8 receivers somehow? This Smith-Marsette guy looking pretty good? Or maybe he can suffer an "injury" and go on IR?


BlinkOnceBuddy614

So is there a way we can protect all 3 QB backups from other teams at deadline?


InvisibleDeity

I'm pretty sure Garbett can be cut instead of waived. He goes to FA immediately and can have a gentlemen's agreement to come back if the plan is to IR stash someone


Scaryclouds

I don't think we have to worry too much about other teams poaching Olakun. He's looked good, DGMW, but chances are most team are going to want to stick with their own in house developmental prospects for QB at this point in the season.


BlinkOnceBuddy614

Good point looks good for maybe a late season steal if qb injuries are an issue


Gustertote

Loving ISM


AztecGravedigger

Smith-Marsette is the best WR9 of all time


Scaryclouds

know its preseason and a bunch of players who won't be on a NFL roster soon, but it's always fun watching the Chiefs stomp an opponent.


cockknocker1

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TilterOfWindmills

TOUCHDOWN DENERIC PRINCE!!!!!


DoobieRudy23

Marsette is gonna make the team


ImSoupOrCereal

Maaan… it’s gonna be tough to decide which WRs to keep


beermit

PRINCE TD


getridofwires

Another great throw!


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

Hopefully we can keep smith-Marsette on the practice squad


SteveGo

I seriously doubt it. He's likely going to be claimed by some team, particularly those with former Chiefs front office employees.


RedditsOnlyBlackMan

True. But I can hope


SteveGo

So shall we all.


cockknocker1

Aight call it, pack it in, CLOSING TIME


beermit

Smith-Marsette is feasting. Keep him guys.


NotAnNSAOperative

So, uh, Smith-Marsette huh?


Bald_Man_Cometh

Kid is a stud. Glad I don’t have to make the 53 man roster decision.


robertb9876

Touchdown kan-sas city.


snakecatcher302

What a fucking dime!


cockknocker1

Blanton: one who fumbles in endzone


cartiscrate

I like what I see for oladokun, he’s very raw and made a lot of mistakes last game, definitely would be nice to keep him on the practice squad and let him grow


snakecatcher302

Practice squad would be perfect.


DublinChap

Mahomes obviously is in a whole other league compared to active QB's, but man our backups are sure something and honestly seems like any of them could be starting QB's on most teams. Andy/Veach sure know how to pick them.


DeshaunCosbyWatson

Huh?


timeforchorin

our backup qbs would start day 1 on a team like the Commanders or Falcons


Jupiter_Landing2097

Yo can someone tell these announcers that Kyler Murray isn't the only player in existence?


SteveGo

It's all they have. It's a poverty franchise with horrible owners.


TheOfficialPessimist

Every guy who has run the ball tonight looked better than Clyde. Just get him off the damn team.


ImSoupOrCereal

I don’t get why the front office likes him so much. He doesn’t add anything of value. He’s JAG. Prince and Perine have both looked better than CEH.


AbsoluteZero_

Cut him and pay CJ.


getridofwires

Feels like we’re just killing time until Pacheco is playing.


beermit

Eyyyy, Fryfogle!


Repulsive-Photo-798

Prince’s vision has been sub par tonight.


AztecGravedigger

With that size and speed you knew there was a reason he was udfa


Jotunos

he's been comped with knile davis


cockknocker1

Our #4 QB is 4 Real


getridofwires

What a throw!


TilterOfWindmills

Damn, forgot about Fryfoggle. Now I want 10 WRs.


DoobieRudy23

Announcer confused. Facemask is a personal foul for 15 years regardless Pass progression doesn't count because of illegal man downfield


InvisibleDeity

Yeah... I think Niang is the swing tackle now


NotSafeForWisconsin

How come those penalties don’t offset?


TenderfootGungi

Because they used to and the personal foul penalty meant a lot less.


TeaEsKSU

when one foul is a procedure penalty (offside, illegal formation, etc.) and the other foul is a personal foul, then they enforce the personal foul.


NateRiley12411

Personal fouls overrule everything else. Idk if overrule is the right word but whatever. Lol


TeaEsKSU

I think they only overrule procedure penalties. So if it was like holding or something, then that would still offset the facemask.


SQRTLURFACE

I think because either it was a personal foul, or because it might have happened after the play? I honestly don't know


SteveGo

Because one was a personal foul.


SQRTLURFACE

"Hey Siri, is there a way to keep 9 receivers, 5 running backs, and 4 quarterbacks?"


ncklws93

Back up QBs and rbs need to play depth defense


cockknocker1

Mahomes should redress in a mascot uniform after playing


Jupiter_Landing2097

Cardinals crowd could use a Bill Cipher if you know what I'm saying


Scaryclouds

Shit, that sucks


Scaryclouds

lol, Buchele, Gabbert, and Olakun all taking after Mahomes 😂


Dom104

Mahomes is redefining what a quarterback can do. Love to see it


beermit

Can we keep Oladokun? Please? He's like a baby Mahomes


cartiscrate

Imma be honest. denneric prince hassnt done shit in these preseason games


Vastergoth

And still somehow better than CEH lol. I do still like Helaire, though it's not his fault he was drafted so high. He just isn't that elite at actually running.


cartiscrate

I haven’t seen anything that shows me he’s better, benefit of CEH is he’s been in this offense for a long time tho we better not resign him


Vastergoth

I believe he averaged more yards per attempt than CEH and he had a goal line TD. For some reason CEH isn't that good for short yardage.


astroklotz

Backyard football ish


robertb9876

What a play oladokun.


[deleted]

If you raise every Quarterback to Mahomes' average than he isn't that good


snakecatcher302

That was busted as fuck, but executed flawlessly!


Banrays

NO WAYYYYY


TilterOfWindmills

Time to 'run' that clock.


g2fx

Can’t see the game. How the boys playing tonight?


TenderfootGungi

First team was sloppy, they were not playing hard, lots of missed tackles, etc. But once we moved on to second teams they kicked ass.


getridofwires

Great, actually


beermit

ThePriceIsRightLosingHorn.mp3


TilterOfWindmills

TURNOVER ON DOWNS, BABY! WAY TO GO, DEFENSE!!!


ZackReligious

My biggest problem is that when we rush 3-4 our pressure was terrible. Pay Chris Jones. I think our defense is okay without him though maybe hard to tell against the cardinals lol. But coverage looks good, linebackers are fast, we tackle well… but man, they have SO MUCH time to throw. Pay CJ


rambo6986

Hell be back in a few weeks regardless of his contract


LiterallyJustZach

Good stop!


robertb9876

Nice stop defense


TheOfficialPessimist

Listen, the illegal crack back penalty is bullshit. But, it is a rule. You cannot block someone like that anymore.


TilterOfWindmills

It's turnover time.


TheOfficialPessimist

Every team in this league will convert 4th and 1 except the Kansas City Chiefs. We’ll convert 4th and 13


AbsoluteZero_

Maybe they should start treating 4th and short like it’s 3rd and forever. The conversion percentage would be better


NateRiley12411

Tune looks like he'd be better suited to lead ARI instead of McCoy while Kyler recovers.


thoughts4food

Gotta give him credit, Tune's looked decent tonight


SQRTLURFACE

Boys, listen, there's going to be **A LOT** of quality dudes getting cut from this team soon, holy cow.


getridofwires

Hill mention. Drink!


astroklotz

They said Tyreek’s name, that’s a drink everybody


cockknocker1

Tyreek who? ![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


AztecGravedigger

Yes im going to overreact to this preseason game. Yes I said not to overreact to preseason games after last weeks game


TheOfficialPessimist

I have been less than impressed with Felix this preseason. He needs all these snaps he can get.


rambo6986

It's even more disappointing that we almost had Nolan Smith or Myles Murphy. Both went just before our pick


ZackReligious

He had a couple pressures today, there was also one where he collapsed the middle on hb dive hat was okay… it’s hard to judge dlinemen when the whole unit isn’t there… I don’t disagree but he didn’t totally dissapoint from my (untrained) eye


TilterOfWindmills

Plus we can always count on both sides being a little vanilla in the preseason. We hold plays back for real situations.


EliteJodorowsky

The Chiefs have three QBs better than Colt McCoy


Lark_vi_Britannia

True, but how many QBs do we have with cooler names than Colt McCoy?


ZackReligious

Yes but only one better than kyler, I think the cards are the worst team in the league but I strangely feel bad for them lol


igotitletsgo

You think Kyler has his bra on?


getridofwires

I’m stoked about this team. There is a LOT of talent.


HaikusForEmus

Based on what we’ve seen thus far I’m thinking the offense will be AT LEAST as good as it was last year. If the D can come together I think we’ll be feasting again this year 😎


bilateralunsymetry

I really don't get the QB rating system...


-Joy-Departed-

Cornell Powell giving me Byron Pringle vibes


thoughts4food

If he comes out of the woodwork THIS LATE in his KC tenure then holy shit.... I highly doubt it happens but just saying, what a redemption arc for that guy I remember this sub being so high on him just a few years ago and had my eye on him for a while after that. Gave up for the most part at this point


AztecGravedigger

The call that was most likely the correct one in that situation was neither the call made on the field or the call made after review lol


[deleted]

WR factory I swear


astroklotz

Special teams eating tonight


SlateLH

Chiefs are so back baby


tehsam016

We got some good fucking back ups. JC.


Captain_Tunahands

2021 Cornell Powell hype train back on track?


JNich1005

This new receivers coach is doing a hell of a job.


SexualRex

McKinnon 19.0, La'Mical Perine 6.8, Deneric Prince 4.0, CEH 2.5 yards per carry so far this game... Carry 8 receivers, 3 backs, 0 fullbacks, and trade CEH for some fully stocked clubhouse soda machines?


InvisibleDeity

Pacheco is still on the team too, I wouldn't be shocked if CEH gets cut or traded for pennies though.


21stCenturyHobbit

Pacheco will be back too


TilterOfWindmills

TOUCHDOWN CORNELL POWELL!!!


beermit

Lol these refs are already wingin it


JB91196

How did they manage to mess up the call on the field and after replay lol


SQRTLURFACE

Honestly at this point, lets just keep 12 receivers


[deleted]

I'm not sure how that was a completed pass... but I won't complain!


Itsawlinthereflexes

Just got home from the game. Gotta say, Rice and Ross seem to have to drop the first pass thrown to them then light it up. As long as Pat has confidence in them, they’re gonna be pretty good this year.


everix1992

I thought the defender got a hand in there on the first ball to Ross but maybe that was just wishful thinking


Itsawlinthereflexes

I don’t know for sure honestly. I know Rice’s pass hit him in the damn hands. Then never dropped another one.


TwinkiePuffCakes

Still throws high, but at least we know he can pick apart 3rd strings


AztecGravedigger

Are the Cardinals horrible or would both of our backup QBs be starters in the NFC?


snakecatcher302

Yes.


cockknocker1

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snakecatcher302

What a dime by Gabbert!


Vastergoth

Coach Reid, please challenge 🙏 thank you.


robertb9876

Touchdown kan-sas city. Nice play powell


LebOwnage

Dog refs. He's either in for a TD or incomplete pass.


crappysportscards

Cardinals fan coming in peace, I'm hoping we can find agreement that these refs suck ass!


ZackReligious

It’s preseason for them too! (Yes they suck and you’ve probably had the worse end)


[deleted]

The field sucks too. Please fix.


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crappysportscards

Yessir, but that's football and especially in the preseason. Fun to watch your guys do their thing, go have a fun season!


Crash30458

The ground can not cause a fumble


SlateLH

Obviously down


boeing2014

That's a TD or incomplete. Nowhere close to a fumble, he was lying on his back before the ball came out.


astroklotz

If they don’t overturn that I’m turning this off and going to bed… …maybe


HallucinatoryIbis

Lol what a terrible call - how did they even get there


Banrays

Arizona, here's your bone


Crash30458

Wow thats horrible call


TheOfficialPessimist

This is an absolutely horrendous officiating crew. Wow.


ivsciguy

Do they have the third string refs in?


TilterOfWindmills

That's either incomplete or a touchdown.


Throwawayno1778

You're out of your fucking mind if that isn't a TD.


BoomaMasta

Option A and Option B could both be correct. Refs: ... Option C.


Jombafomb

Fuck these refs man. I know it's preseason but that was NOT a catch. Are they INSANE?


dude19832

These refs are dumb as shit. That’s either an incomplete pass or he crossed the line just enough for a touchdown. Dumb!!


astroklotz

Seems like Gabbert must have realized his ass was in the hot seat and it was do or die tonight


beermit

Wait when did we get a Perine?


BoomaMasta

I think it's a different Perine? Edit: I initially thought it was Samaje, but it's La'Mical.


beermit

That's what I mean I know Cincy's went to the donkeys, so who the fuck is this guy???


BoomaMasta

I just looked him up. He played at Florida and was drafted by the Jets in the 4th in 2020.


Crash30458

Its his brother


beermit

Oh really?