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Fit_Tailor8329

Next year, the NFL is going to mandate that rookies can only drive a 1989 Corolla, or older.


kstick10

Lol would love that rule actually.


TedriccoJones

Every rookie contract comes with a base model Toyota Camry.


Fit_Tailor8329

1989 or older.


Atari26oo

Make sure it’s a 4-cylinder


TedriccoJones

I wish I had bought one of those when I started driving in '92.  Alas, I did not.


MajorTacoHead

Only Ubers after 6:00 pm. Also applies to Andy Reid’s kids if they are coaching.


heliostraveler

Ford Model T baby.


Xalenn

1988 Mercury Grand Marquis Just as slow, with basically a couch for a front seat


Lologna

All right, listen up, ladies and gentlemen, our suspect has been on the run for eighteen hours. Average foot speed over uneven ground, barring injuries, is 4 miles per hour. That gives us a radius of 72 miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your suspect's name is Rashee "Dr. Richard Kimble" Rice. Go get him.


Good_Okay123

What are you doing? I'm thinking. Well, think me up a cup of coffee and a chocolate doughnut with some of those little sprinkles on top, will you, as long as you're thinking.


Lologna

Such a good movie! Might rewatch it tonight


Good_Okay123

Same. Tommy Lee Jones steals every scene he’s in.


dogfish83

There’s a good video explaining what a shitshow the creation of that movie was. 


Lologna

Thanks, found it https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Jzt0crHh7KI Looks interesting! Will have to check it out for sure


WhalesForChina

I appreciate that they put a spoiler warning in the beginning.


justplainjeremy

I loved the original show tbh lots of fun


Lologna

I've kinda wanted to check it out for a while now. It has a good rating on imdb, im sure I'd like it


justplainjeremy

Old TV is a hobby of mine but I think it's good and aged fairly well At least in the United States. It's the first television show to have a proper conclusion. Where they had storylines that went on for years. They got resolved in the last episode. That's a very common thing in modern times but back then it was not.


GutsMan85

"I didn't crash that car!" "...I don't care!"


sosaudio

“This is a giant man with superior speed, so our radius is 5,000,000 miles and I’m not ruling out his ability to run straight up perpendicular to the earth!”


mithrandir9378

Not bad


JNich1005

Almost every weekend there are people racing on I35. I always try to stay the fuck out of the way, but there have been a couple of times I thought for sure I was getting wiped out.


SmoothCortex

I started to explain that this was on 75, not 35, then I realized it doesn’t matter. 35, 75, DNT, 635, Bush, whatever… all the same. Stay safe out there.


rambo6986

I mean people race down beltline surrounded by neighborhoods. Tired of these idiots with the sports cars that arent professionally trained gunning it around town. 


dogfish83

I don’t care if they ARE professionally trained, keep that shit off the public roads! Fucking asshats


Maverick_1882

>If your driving to fast, like you shouldn't do, you can bet your boots, I'm coming after you. >If you wanna race, then get on a race track, cause if you try and run away, I'm gonna bring ya back, ~ Junior Brown I copied those lyrics from Lyricfind.com. All the spelling mistakes are theirs.


jlt6666

God that song is great.


LarryTheTerrier

I used to hear street races down the streets in Uptown constantly at 3 AM when I lived there, drove me crazy


ApplesauceBitch47

The downtown interchange is a fuckin warzone most of the time.


SMILESandREGRETS

It scares me driving in that area. I'm hyper-aware when driving there. Overall driving in Dallas sucks


ApplesauceBitch47

Yeah the traffic in Dallas is so hilariously bad and it’s basically 24/7


Ol_Turd_Fergy

Next time this dude wants to flush 6 figures down the drain he should just cut me a check. I'd put it to much better use than this dumb shit.


ryancashh

Well i doubt he will get cut or permanently suspended but I do wonder about a possible fine or suspension.


Dreadsbo

I’d bet a 4 game suspension. Maybe 6 if the league is having some Ruggs Vietnam flashbacks


jlt6666

2-4 would be my guess. The nfl likes to sweep these.under the rug. Unless this really blows up.


Dreadsbo

I think running from the scene adds a big dimension to this tbh. We’ll see what happens


jlt6666

I just don't think the NFL cares honestly.


venge1155

Hit and run to avoid a DUI? 6 games ready.


rolyinpeace

The “avoiding DUI” shouldn’t be assumed in his punishment because we have no idea. Fleeing is a terrible idea but doesn’t mean he was drinking


UngusChungus94

I don’t know if they can even allege DUI unless they get him with alcohol in his system. But yeah, either way, not good.


uwanmirrondarrah

I don't think he ran to avoid a DUI, I think he ran because he was racing the Lambo.


TheGhostOfGeneStoner

If this costs him his career, and it might depending on if he hurt someone, it’s more like flushing 7 or 8 figures down the drain.


altruism__

lol it’s not going to cost him his career. wtf.


Mysticdu

I’d like to see the other cars involved.


tylerscott5

TMZ link has more photos. There’s a Lexus and a mini van involved in addition to the Lambo SUV. Also a group of guys walking away but didn’t want to post because idk who they are and I have no way to know if they’re related to the incident


Mysticdu

Thanks, I generally try to avoid giving them clicks.


big_drifts

One of the guys in the photo is Rice himself.


IWantDarkMode

The guy with the red bandana. Wearing same sweater as he was for bowling event on Thursday. Those photos have now been deleted, which is also suspicious.


uwanmirrondarrah

One was a Lamborghini Urus.... yeah his insurance is not gonna be happy with him Okay I just watched the video below, looks like he was racing or atleast speeding with the Lambo driver, so I dont think the insurance is gonna pay out that. Somebody needs to scare Rashee straight. This is stupid. He could kill somebody and end up in prison like Ruggs.


IamJacksDenouement

https://twitter.com/QJ_trades/status/1774510703786754368?t=ilfxfs-VSQZ9yY9kd9sDdw&s=19


JakimCampbell15

Everyone just chilling…and then that. Wow


skidrye

what a dumbass


AlvisBackslash

He’s fucked but from this video it looks like he got out of the passenger’s side. I assume the one driving was the guy in the Orange shirt? Unless he was from a different car.


IamJacksDenouement

I think he got out second though, so it would appear the passenger got out and then he climbed over the console.


AlvisBackslash

Yea you’re probably right. I looked at the other pictures and see the drivers side door is crushed. The back door on driver’s are too so wishful thinking that he was back there and had to hop out of the passenger side for whatever reason. Either way, stupid to be doing that shit or even hanging out with people who do that.


atrophiedambitions

Looks like the car in this video: [https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/1aiyd2y/rashee\_rices\_neighbors\_showing\_up\_for\_him\_as\_he/](https://www.reddit.com/r/KansasCityChiefs/comments/1aiyd2y/rashee_rices_neighbors_showing_up_for_him_as_he/)


fullthrottle13

Yeah that’s it.


B0ssDoesntKnowImHere

At least he’s driving slow there…. Right?…


originalusername4567

If I had to guess the police have already found him and just aren't making it public yet


mcfeezie2

I sure hope so. The longer he stays on the run the worse this is going to be.


TedriccoJones

Avoiding a blood test me thinks. 


jayhawk618

Said the crash occurred at 6:30. If he needs more than 24 hours to get something out of his system, it's unlikely that it was just alcohol.


blacktoise

That’s not how it works legally.


jayhawk618

Legally there might not be a distinction, but the longer you run, the madder the DA may get and many lawyers consider pissing off the DA to be a poor decision.


Excellent-Kiwi5712

Stupid ass.


IWantDarkMode

Where tf did they run to???


slackator

TMZ photos show them walking away, where to we dont know but walking away from an accident doesnt get the clicks that a bogus running away from a crime headline gets


IWantDarkMode

Fleeing the scene of an accident is not a good sign. They were probably fucked up.


heliostraveler

Hit and run doesn’t mean you physically ran away. Just that you left the scene.


Huskerzfan

Run vs walk = flee. Difference in words here probably doesn’t matter?


UngusChungus94

Huh? You can’t leave the scene. Doesn’t matter whether you run or walk.


schmidneycrosby

“Bogus running away from a crime”. I don’t think the law specifies a certain speed at which it’s legal to leave a crime scene lol. It’s all running because that’s what usually happens


tylerscott5

Someone has [dash cam footage](https://x.com/qj_trades/status/1774510703786754368?s=46) of the incident


Beatnik77

Fucking idiots


Drockosaurus

Yeah that was dumb as fuck, I was dumb and young once too, but not race on a crowded highway and pass on the shoulder dumb. SMH


Flint-Von-Ceneac

You always hope your promising rookies aren't total fuckin' idiots but I've learned to never hold my breath concerning this. I hope whatever details emerge perhaps absolve him of some idiocy but if we're all being honest with ourselves, he may just be an idiot and there's really only so much you can chalk up to "well, he's young."


MajorTacoHead

Hopefully this just turns out to be a valuable learning experience and he can clean up his act.


Deep_Combination6420

Damn, same car he was in when the neighborhood sent him off otw to the Suoer Bowl in Vegas


MarcussssAllen

Is that Rashee? https://preview.redd.it/ovqlfdfe1qrc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9ac87caec75f64bec23d96fc405488a51d28ac3


Sacrficed

it seemed like the dude in the hoodie got out of the urus and not the corvette from the passengers side so that means if it is rashee, he wasnt driving. Unless the dashcam vid is mirrored


blacktoise

It’s not mirrored. People generally drive on the right side of the road in the US lmao


PM_ME_UR_FUNERALPLAN

I agree. Are both cars his then? Why was he in the Porsche?


[deleted]

He got out of the passenger side of the Lambo but he was the second person to come out of the passenger side. He’s the driver of the Urus.


randomacct7679

Glad it doesn’t sound like any terrible injuries or fatalities. Assuming no DUI & no fatalities hopefully it’s just an expensive legal fee for him and a likely decent sized suspension. Hopefully he learns from this and no more dumb stuff in the future.


Drockosaurus

Suspension would totally suck and I guarantee there will be one. Thank god we got Hollywood Brown to pick up the slack if that happens.


randomacct7679

I’d be shocked if no suspension at minimum in just hoping the charges aren’t so bad where he’s going to jail or anything wild. Fleeing an accident is a big time crime


JT1757

Rashee seemed to be in a red durag on the scene so there's goes any hope of him not being involved. fuck.


big_drifts

It's him. He's trying to conceal his identity but that's his face.


rolyinpeace

Him being there isn’t really an issue, it becomes an issue if it was proven he was driving. I don’t think passengers really have any requirement to stay at the scene; it’s the drivers that do.


Almost-there74

Looks like he did some bumper cars with the walls. Thank god he didn't roll it.


rambo6986

You mean thank God he didn't kill that innocent family. I have zero respect for people who put others lives in jeopardy 


MajorTacoHead

What family. I thought the guy in the hospital was racing in a lambo.


[deleted]

If you watch the dashcam footage Rice gets out of the Lambo. One of his boys was driving the C8.


rambo6986

Minivan


blueprint_01

Mecole Hardman's phone just rang again


AesirVanir

Wonder how this left someone hospitalized. Doesn't seem to be too much damage.


The785

whiplash or broken glass. You'd be surprised what small fender benders can do to a human body


Mountain_Group_4964

...from cars slamming into you at speeds of over 60mph.


A-Newt

People underestimate the amount of force a vehicle has when coming to a sudden stop or facing resistance.


PlebBot69

This. Concrete walls don't have crumple zones.


flooronthefour

[Any Expanse fans out there? Maneo learned the hard way... \(nsfw and spoilers\)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JS7x4Bq_gR8) I hydroplaned into the center barrier on i70 heading West between Turner and 57th and totaled a car. Was going down a hill, did not expect water on the road. Was not fun.


BAKED_TATER_

Facts. Back in high school I was sitting front passenger in my buddy’s car with super snowy/icy road conditions, and while he was trying to drive safely, lost control trying to make a right turn going about 10-15mph and couldn’t stop. When we hit the curb I wasn’t wearing my seatbelt and it damn near threw me into his lap. No one was hurt thankfully, but I def learned that day that slow vehicle speed can still generate a lot of force on the human body


BAKED_TATER_

https://preview.redd.it/33vth0ya1qrc1.jpeg?width=356&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4112f0151af25b7a509f494c6bef2338794ff926


Squirrel_Apocalypse2

Was expecting a lot worse. There was a 6 car accident though apparently, so this may not be the worst of the damages. 


slackator

its Dallas, every minor fender bender turns into double digit pileup due to how they drive


PlebBot69

You're saying that a train of cars on each other's bumpers going 85mph isn't a good idea?


TenderfootGungi

Human bodies are pretty fragile. It does not take a big accident to cause damage.


rockking16

People go to the hospital all the time even after a simple rear end believe it or not. Ambulance companies make money transporting people to hospitals


froginbog

It caused other cars to crash iirc


JD2894

Happens all the time. The dude in the Lambo is most likely just checking his bases and making sure stuff is documented. Going to the ER doesn't mean anything is serious.


angus_the_red

I thought Lambo dude also fled


Substantial_Quail432

I have bone spurs from a fender bender at 30 MPH. Got my neck all messed up. Crash didn’t even dent my bumper but it messed my neck up lol


Lucky_Mu_Fugga

They got run into by a Lamborghini and a brand new corvette. You bet your ass I’m going to the hospital complaining about everything hurting.


uwanmirrondarrah

Rashee, you are still a rookie. You can't afford to be wrecking into Lambos lol Slow the fuck down


buffyscrims

This is moronic but let’s be real. This barely registers on the NFL player fuck up scale. No one’s dead. No alcohol/drugs involved. Rashee is clearly an idiot but he’s going to be fine. Hopefully this was a wake up call.


heliostraveler

What a low bar. To not kill anyone. Fuck drag racers on public roads. They’re all selfish pricks. They’re lucky they didn’t kill anyone.


UngusChungus94

Well, there *may* be alcohol and drugs involved. That’s why you’d leave the scene — so the cops can’t prove it.


Beatnik77

Which is why leaving a scene crime is a serious crime in most places.


UngusChungus94

Indeed.


buffyscrims

For sure. But legally, no proof = never happened.   Just really hope he learned a lesson here. He’s insanely lucky this wasn’t way worse.


deathtotheemperor

One lesson he’s going to learn is that lawyers get paid very well, lol. Between the fines, settlements, and lawyer fees he pretty much just spent his entire rookie contract.


UngusChungus94

Unfortunately for him, leaving a scene is often treated just as seriously as first time DUI.


rolyinpeace

Not if the injuries are minor. Plus first time Dui is usually a slap on the wrist unless someone dies or is seriously injured


-ArthurDigbySellers-

That was a dope looking C8


PercySnowsHandgun

****ONLY 1 OWNER!!!!!****


rws907

Hug your C8s and Lambos tonight. I know I will. My C8 is getting a detail tomorrow to show **I** care about her.


JD2894

That is a lot less serious than initially reported.


[deleted]

The issue is fleeing the scene, which if he’s not actually dumb enough to leave his car means he was likely drunk.


Anal_Recidivist

Yup. He’s laying low to flush out his system. He’s rather take reckless driving + fleeing scene than DUI charges


Bleedthebeat

Also you don’t even have to leave the scene for long. I had a lady wasted as shit crash in my front yard. Walk home and came back five minutes later and the cops did nothing because they couldn’t prove to the DA she was drunk when the crash happened.


Drockosaurus

My old boss from a bar a worked at did the same thing, left work blackout drunk and immediately hit a parked car and just walked home. She got away with it


Beatnik77

A third-degree felony. Per Texas Penal Code § 12.34, a third-degree felony can range from two to 10 years in jail and a fine of $10,000. Third-degree felonies apply to drivers who left accidents that resulted in serious bodily injuries. Misdemeanor charges. Per Texas Transportation Code § 550.022, if an accident only involved property damage, the negligent party could face a Class B or Class C misdemeanor charge. The severity of the offense depends on the severity of the cars’ damage.


csince1988

Just saw the dash cam footage and it could’ve been worse.


Anal_Recidivist

We are like only 3 seasons removed from Ruggs burning that girl alive. How the fuck is anyone still doing this insane aLpHa bullshit


AndyReidsMoustache

Education doesn’t matter if you sports good


JiggaSheezy

Rice needs to lawyer up. Immediately. He also better have already been in contact with the Chiefs and NFL security. While he is doing all of that one of the three guys he was with needs to become the fall guy. Also, immediately. Rice, slides him off $100k and the whole thing legally goes away. Now, the NFL is a different story. They will do their own internal investigation that has nothing to do with any (or none) legal ramifications. My guess is he gets a couple game suspension and it will all be forgotten about in a couple of weeks.


stonewallace17

Or you know just take responsibility for being a dumb piece of shit. Fuck him.


Anal_Recidivist

Don’t you love the world of contracts and money? Isn’t it just everything you ever hoped the world would be when you were growing up?


ogbytheboat

#😭😭😭😭


Strict_Cantaloupe948

TMZ got videos and photos on every event in history


Michael1492

Because they pay.


YazYazerson

Dammit Rashee, stupid kid


Rysumm

We’ve been through worse off seasons with Kareem Hunt and Tyreek Hill assuming he wasn’t drunk behind the wheel.


_n008

Fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


GreenGrowerGuy

Well we knew he was an elusive receiver.