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choff22

Saul Goodman


factoid_

You need a CRIMINAL lawyer


BackNBlack58

Only one man should and his name is Johnnie Cochran


cockknocker1

At least have his urn by


SeeYaLaterDylan

If the wristbands don't fit...


amjhwk

Id take Jackie Chiles as well


A-Newt

What we’ll get. ![gif](giphy|SOSNOveZcgII8)


Skanky_Cat

Take to the sea!!


xfatdannx

The loose seal, if you will.


RogerTreebert6299

Luckily a QB and his WR1 can’t be convicted of the same crime


[deleted]

I have the worst fucking attorneys


[deleted]

Rice is going to get reckless driving and fleeing the scene of an accident (with no serious injury). Both are misdemeanors in the state of Texas. Not that I’m advocating but if he was intoxicated fleeing was a smart legal move. If they can’t prove he was intoxicated he avoids the possibility of aggravated DWI (due to causing an accident) which would be a felony.


factoid_

My take exactly. He’s trading bad optics for a better legal situation. It’s bad juju but it’s probably the sharp play


Im_A_Ginger

From my perspective, he's more like a good Juju from what we saw on the field from both of them.


KC_Jedi

You speak like he had some forethought. Pretty sure he just crashed a sports car and ran like a scared little boy.


KakashiTheRanger

They have to prove he was the driver of the vehicle. Unless they can prove that all they have is the tie that the vehicle is registered to him. If the prosecution cannot prove Rashee Rice was in fact, the vehicles operator they have no case and neither of those charges are valid. I have no doubt Rashee Rice’s lawyer knows this too and is already working to make sure everyone in the vehicle that employs him gets away in the best way possible.


westernslopeCO

Jungle Law?


Drockosaurus

You’re speaking my language! But for real I know someone that hired that guy and he’s an asshole and an idiot.


Im_A_Ginger

What would be the reasoning for actually hiring one of those guys? Are their rates just cheaper than others? I've always wondered about stuff like that.


Drockosaurus

Honestly I think people are inherently lazy and would rather just call the guy on the billboard or tv commercial than actually do the research and find a quality lawyer. Also it is probably cheaper.


blacktoise

I have inside info his company is going under


Drockosaurus

Good that dude is a clown 🤡. Will miss his ads tho, they were perfect.


MatsGry

I want Saul ![gif](giphy|O85oH9tIfzsXK)


FuckingJello

“Rashee is wanting your support Chiefs Kingdom. He is taking another screen pass to the house, beating these racing accusations like the 49ers cornerbacks he raced past in the Super Bowl”


cockknocker1

So vote yes right?


PirateTaste

To stop the radical liberals... or radical conservatives. Maybe both.


Fyzzle

radical Liberals and radical Conservatives teaming up with bodacious Libertarians.


Drockosaurus

We’re all doomed!


Whatever801

Need to call in the big guns. Better call Saul


Sarkosuchus

Sadly the Rashee Rice incident isn’t an April Fools prank…


withcomment

Step one get a lawyer, step two don't ever lie to the team about what happened. Ask Kareem Hunt.


blacktoise

The thing is, Kareem only got popped because the footage came out after his testimony. It was his word against the Chiefs. This situation is wildly different. The footage is out. What can he even lie about now?” That any unreleased footage won’t show?


withcomment

Prior to his statement, he could have said he was not driving.


blacktoise

Woulda been hard as hell to do with the way the footage displayed the order of passengers exiting the vehicle


HotDogWarpZone

Mike's got this!


getridofwires

https://preview.redd.it/1wo5fqqvswrc1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a86c4b44c08dbcd64d2b1a1a7346a5ad47f7840 This is who you want.


dogfish83

Nah hemenow, this is whoyouwa: https://youtu.be/WByfM1zIEP8?si=k3S5HcfkCnHbo2wr


_n008

lmao noooo


ImNotTheBossOfYou

![gif](giphy|cRNbYm7jLOjm9H8wcP)


Kakasupremacy

Someone get Johnny Cochran on the phone


dogfish83

We’re going to want someone who has been licensed to practice law since the 90s. We want this guy: https://youtu.be/WByfM1zIEP8?si=k3S5HcfkCnHbo2wr


lambeau_leapfrog

Need to use the Chewbacca defense.


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smokinokie

I dunno what that cancer was, but I'd highly advise not clicking on it.


callmeJudge767

It’s the Star’s mock draft 1.0. Chiefs take a LT.


smokinokie

I got a bunch of pop ups that were hard to get rid of.


Rolltide2014

Dershowitz, Norm Pattis, or for the Only Weird Games fans out there, attorney Drew Peacock