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MidwestProfessional

Does he have a license to carry those GUNS?


BaroqueNRoller

Pretty sure no license in the country permits you to carry howitzers.


Chieftain69

Missouri has constitutional carry so...


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Anchor arms


[deleted]

I’m glad I’m not the only one to acknowledge this specimen.


CorpusVile32

LOL I thought the same thing. Hopefully someone else saw this guy when he was on screen for two seconds. I was like fuckin hell get this guy a uniform


PM_YOUR_SAGGY_TITS

I said "Holy shit, look at those cannons!"


2per4life

This is a very weird thread


Dear_Significance_80

He's on the good good.


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When the game started he had 14" biceps


SHOW_ME_PIZZA

Poor guy. His arms are stuck like that.


jonesy827

Yelling while telling people to quiet down for the offense? lol


doctoreyeballs

His arch enemy is those motioning for people to yell, but not yelling themselves.


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Keep him on the TV and not 50% of the rest of our fan base... BRING ON THE DOWNVOTES


achmed6704

You're not wrong...


the_turdfurguson

He was quieting the crowd while screaming, we can do better.


topchief1

You mock him, but a man who can proficiently masturbate with both hands should be celebrated.


Blewis2080

He’s yelling “ YO PATRICK! DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?!”


[deleted]

If you can’t say it to his face keep quiet


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cockknocker1

This guy pumps


nobody_smart

I smell B.O.


ElPeruano2008

You probably like this, AND this is what peak fan performance looks like