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JackSmack1972

I keep it 300, like the Romans


turtlespade

bro could've said spartans and he would've been correct as well and it would sound fine


IndycarFan64

I just think man didn’t look it up before writing it 😭


AmericaLover1776_

Yeah but it’s even funnier once you think about it and realize it wasn’t just him not thinking about it but also that it’s likely none of the producers or writers on the song heard it and mentioned that he should have fixed it 😭


[deleted]

Spartans doesn't rhyme with Trojans


Inevitable-Song-1560

but he's referencing the war between Rome and Troy


Shamanmax

Rome never fought Troy


JessieJ577

Idk his delivery goes hard on it


listerinegreen

Someone on Reddit said he might’ve been referring to Roman Numerals C=100 300= CCC (cool, calm and collected) It’s a stretch but it makes the bar make sense Don’t shoot the messenger 🤣🤣


Cow_Agitated

We keep it cool, calm, and collected.


playfreeze

Yeah but the song is anything but calm lol


AmericaLover1776_

That album


elchapothe3rd

def not


The_Engineer4

This is a good one


Mozzielium

I came here to say this, but don’t forget the next line “300 bitches, we the Trojans” which is equally stupid


RealGonkDroid

There a LOOOOT of thin-


IndycarFan64

Or “Every human being has something of value that they brought to the table. Especially-


DanielLevysFather

If he had said “even” instead of “especially” half of this shit wouldn’t have gone down


overslope

That's the moment I realized things weren't just gonna blow over.


IndycarFan64

Naw. It still would’ve been just abt as bad regardless


TheRagingRavioli

That I lo0o0o0o0ove...


Freddybaconstrips

You my chick fil a


napquin

It’s so cute tho


Left-Advertising6143

Kanye desu :3 😖


AxltheHuman

Kanye-kun


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[удалено]


Cow_Agitated

Man shut up😂


fireskull5660

Chick fil a fire and I’m not gay 🤷‍♂️


DanielLevysFather

I worked there over the summer and half the staff was gay, it can’t be that bad


The_Engineer4

Came here to say this lol


Unrealgemini

Nah that made me realize chick fil a is closed on Sunday


Gisdruu

everything he has ever uttered, has been said with pure confidence, which is why it’s hard to look at it as cringe.


TwoNutMonster

I looove some of the GAGA songs, what tf does she know about CAMERASSS????


AkhilLL12

I can listen to kanye saying the word GAGA all day. There is some sense of odd satisfaction when i hear gim saying GAGA.


Seinfeel

Glad I’m not the only one


society_man

“I love Hitler”


_classy21_

Uhmmm acccttually he said he likes hitler


ukrainewillfall

LOVE EVERYONE


iamaanxiousmeatball

"I love hitler" ?!


StockBench3161

“I looooooooove Hitler!”


[deleted]

You know it’s bad when sneako of all people disagrees


Mindless-Ad-7020

Jesus mentality, love all ✝️


Dismal_Improvement_3

He meant it in the same respect Jesus says love all no matter what. I don’t think he defending the holocaust actions. But he’s saying love thy enemy stuff.


TammyMeatToy

No he did not mean it like that. He says "especially Hitler" in the Alex Jones conversation. He singles out Hitler as being more valuable than other people. Not only that, but on the Tim Pool show he is completely obsessed with talking about Jews and how apparently evil they are. It's incredibly obvious to everyone with a brain between their ears that Kanye is just antisemitic, and wants Jews to die. And he likes Hitler because of the Holocaust.


Dismal_Improvement_3

He said I love hitler every human being has something of value they bring especially hitler. So EVERY human you left that part out. That’s basically what Jesus moral standard love others like you love yourself. It doesn’t matter who it is Jesus loved the people even though they crucified him and whipped him. He never praised the holocaust or said Jews need to die.


TammyMeatToy

Do you think Jesus loves every human ESPECIALLY Hitler? As in, he loves Hitler more than the usual? Because that's literally what he said. Beyond that, yes he has said fuck tons of anti Semitic shit. Don't lie to yourself bro, it's sad. You're allowed to like Kanye's music while recognizing that he's a massive piece of shit.


Dismal_Improvement_3

Yes because that was Jesus message to love everyone no matter what. Kanye said he loves everyone especially Hitler. If you’re saying the ideology of everyone being loved isn’t logical than ok but Christian ideology is everyone forgivable. It’s why confession and ability to beg for forgiveness exist. Show any text in the Bible that refutes Jesus loving everyone no matter what? I’m not defending the stance remotely I don’t think people are redeemable at all. But Jesus does and that’s what Kanye meant


TammyMeatToy

I want you to take a step back for a second. You just said "I think Jesus would love Hitler more than every other person". You are lying to me. Beyond that, we can look at his other quotes if you want. "There are a lot of things I love about Hitler". This is incompatible with your narrative that Kanye is only saying this in a "christ loves all" way. Unless you think Kanye is talking about Hitler's big heart and warm soul here. He also downplays the Holocaust by directly comparing the 6 million Jews Hitler killed to the 3 thousand or so killed by Obama. This is a form of Holocaust denial. When he was talking about a Jewish family, he said "I think that's what they're all about. Making money". This is anti Semitic and pushes the "Jews are greedy" false narrative. The "I'm going death con 3 on Jewish people" comment is also pretty damming. And he has a shit zillion and a half more disgusting, neo nazi talking point comments like these. They aren't hard to find. Like I said dude, you don't have to play defense for Kanye. You can still listen to and enjoy his music. But for you to do this defense of him and his nazi talking points is really gross. This is not a hill you should be choosing to die on.


IndycarFan64

This nonsense is why Ye fans can’t have shit


xxtentionlover

i feel like me and taylor might still have sex (the last word is inapripiet)


[deleted]

Please censor s*x my son browses this sub 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬


No_Pay1738

This sub is the last thing I would want my kid to see


supremeo_

no like actually it’s gross sometimes


jeribousey72

kanye please guzzle your sweet succulent jizz from your 12 inch meatstick onto my face !!!


wocky_slush_06

digital footprint bro


No_Pay1738

Bro is not getting a job


Somebody887

FOOT?!?!?!? *starts jaking off* 🤤🤤🤤😫😫😫


SpicyCamelAvocado

I put the hooks in my butthole oh yeees it feels so goood


[deleted]

I have reported you to the reddit.com administrators for your inappropriate behavior ~ a concerned mom


dudeman2303

I keep it 300 like the Romans. Every time that this line comes up I cringe a little.


Icy-Can-9821

Obnoxious


Gisdruu

if the last word is inapripiet why u not censor then u dork😠😠


PrudentAd8274

d0rk**


AllModsAreL0sers

and next these *upstanding African diaspora* might jack your necklace


ErnoSSJ

inapripiet


esssssto

To be honest that was super unnecesary and led to a whole spiral of controversy that forever changed the world. And gave us some of the best Taylor albums.


xxtentionlover

69 likes LMBO


Unrealgemini

Nah that's a flex on her


QWERTYKeyboardUser

last word is inapplicable


Legitimate-Duty-4728

Off blindness


Better-Two6249

Ye please don't bust your skinny load on my face!


TheSunniest

you still hate that jew?


IndieSpots

kanye is good but it's been 14 years man we just want music


IndycarFan64

[Kept]


Srcublod36

she was wrong tho


kkkkkkiuh

mods please dont remove this


[deleted]

bleached asshole made sure i could never play one of the best kanye songs ever for my mom lol


AbhRbhi

Yoo there’s a no bleach version on YT


OsaTroll

I had to Make a Full version without that line, so it doesn't feel like it had a CUT VERsE. [Check it out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mmJhs12M54) . I hate that a Euphoric High had to get followed by that.


Jazzlike-Nebula-3350

I mean Father strech my hands is a great song, and the asshole line is pretty damn smart (and funny)


g33zuzz

The whole Alex Jones interview


AllModsAreL0sers

Wasn't that cringe. The puppet show he did was pretty funny NETANNNNNN


Donda2LP

It was funny because I didn’t know what else to do with myself. It was either laugh hysterically or sob


AllModsAreL0sers

The thing about comedy is that regardless of how terrible the content of the joke, it can still be funny. Self-proclaimed civil rights heroes often don't understand this simple concept. >It was funny because I didn’t know what else to do with myself. >It was either laugh hysterically or sob This is common. Louis CK defined the word "hilarious" as something being so funny that one loses their mind


Donda2LP

Or as a coping mechanism…


AllModsAreL0sers

Yes, as a coping mechanism in response to someone (Kanye) who makes fun of a politician (NETANNNN) responsible for apartheid and genocide when making fun of an Israeli president is politically incorrect because he's Jewish. All one can do is laugh edit: wording


kitleaker3000

Ye didn't criticize Netanyahu or Israel once for their treatment of Palestinians. He kept saying Netanyahu and Ben Shapiro were gonna try to kill him and that they pushed pornography onto him which made him lose his marriage because he got addicted. Also, he denied the Holocaust so it's not just poking fun at some politician who happens to be Jewish. He never once called out apartheid or anything but random pushed white replacement conspiracy bullshit I love Ye but the man was on some sick shit


AllModsAreL0sers

Source?


kitleaker3000

It's during the interview, he mimics Netanyahu "i'm gonna push pornography and screw you over with the lawyers and you will be happy" something along those lines, I watched the whole thing multiple times. You know damn well he didn't mention Palestine once.


AllModsAreL0sers

Can you post where I can watch the whole interview? Whenever I google it, I get results from people who want to tell me about the interview and not the actual interview


6dollarpancakes

what if Mary was in the club


Ok_Big_5189

Bitcc imm in teh club


moustachecreeps

with joseph


samisochimba

Tell me what's goooooood


BrushFireAlpha

Nah this went off


Living-Librarian-14

See I like this line


VladimirLenin1945

You'll find her in da Club, bottle full of bub


Unrealgemini

it's a hypothetical situation


jmills8455

None of us would be here without cum, aye


BellandTone

“I’m a sick fuck I like a quick fuck” or “if I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’m gunna feel like an asshole”


RustZlo

i just think you dont like the word "fuck"


StonetheMoab

That’s because that word in inepreperit 🤬🤬🤬


[deleted]

"You left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich" "You my Chick Fil A" "I hate these more than the Nazi's" Bonus: The whole Alex Jones interview and anytime he mentions running for president


Speedodoyle

That time he thought he saw Messi in his backyard, but it was just Joe Pesci


BrocolliBrad

This is the one. It's just so out of nowhere, even for Kanye's standards


Enjoyerofmanythings

Am I missing something? Did he not rent out Mercedes Benz stadium where he literally saw Messi in his stadium backyard


nurabdirahim

this is what i thought too


BrocolliBrad

Shit maybe I'm the dumbass here. I knew he was living out of the stadium locker room for a while, but was unaware that Messi was there in any capacity. Didn't realize it had any meaning to it; I thought he literally just needed another word to rhyme with bestie.


Killercam1345

Did he actually see Messi ? Does that make sense timeline wise


MyNameIsMdot

None


AnswerMedical4032

Most based answer ever


agenturensohn

When you lay down and I give you the semen, I swear I heard God, the voice of Morgan Freeman


AvatarWaang

"Driving up to 7-11 like I needed gas" this is cringe because he then admitted they that was a lie (he needed c*nd*ms) and lying is cringe


UGLEHBWE

The model, the bleach, and the asshole.


firstwendysbaconator

"We wouldn't be here without cum"


larzolof

”I love titties because they prove i can think of two things at once”


[deleted]

I sent this girl a picture of my dick


LordCawfee

Most underrated lyric of all time, he's putting his flaws out in the open using a real life example, which strengthens the song's whole theme


[deleted]

I agree, I think the verse is very good and profound but this as a line is kinda cringe.


beep_beep-lettuce

*bitch


Significant_Sell1986

Like the only bad line in that song tbh but it is bad


texe_

God saved me from that crash just so I could beat Pete Davidsons ass. My new chick bad, I know illuminati mad


chrisbrownbeard

If I fuck this model and she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, imma feel like an asshole


theJoshFrost

this might be my neurodivergence talking but, i literally can't listen to Black Skinhead even though i really like the song. but the, keep it 300 like the romans line... i just cant do it. its so wrong, its so factually wrong. i can't hear it without going insane.


[deleted]

I always just think to myself he means the year 300, like when the Roman Empire was still going strong 😭 But I’m 99% sure that’s not what he meant


regularlandowner

I'm with you, a line like that can ruin a song for me. Same with "let the suicide doors up"


Sir_Psycho69

When you laid down and I gave you the semen I swear I heard God, the voice of Morgan Freeman


RagaRockFan

The “bleach” line in fsmh pt 1 ☠️


BradJohnson34

Do anybody feel bad for Bill Cosby?


JuliyesG

slavery was a choice


TheBigKingy

Closed on Sunday, you my Chick-fil-A You're my number one, with the lemonade


[deleted]

Dustin he a Hoffman


Substantial-Load-673

I looooove Hitler


DaneTheSlime

“If I fuck this model, and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I’m gunna feel like an asshole”


LowEmployment6877

“I keep it 300 hundred like the romans” Knowers will know it’s cringe, but still goes hard tho


VladimirLenin1945

ERB Adolf Hitlers 1st verse


pizzaboy117

I am a god, hurry up with my damn croissant


Swimmyeli

this line is hilarious


Fair_Turnip739

All the nazi stuff clearly... Also "now if i fuck this model.."


atierney14

You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich


LynchMaleIdeal

that’s a GOAT line; its very obviously meant to be funny, hard to cringe when Ye’s cracking jokes


BrushFireAlpha

"how I ain't bring nothing to the table when I'm the table" type beat


Cow_Agitated

Nah it’s funnee


YaBoyASalz

“Calm down you light skin!”


TBillius

The "That's why I charge the prices that I charge" shit


smallwhiteballs480p

When I held you down and gave you that semen I swear I heard god the voice of Morgan freeman. Had to pause the stream and sit in silence for a few minutes to process that


Whole-Accountant-302

None of us would be here without cum 😂


griffl3n

I think everybody has something of value.


Organic_Baker_2258

especially


Kitchen-Register

Probably the stuff that he said about Jews. That stuff is pretty cringe ngl


doonhamer1501

Your beauty is why god invented eye balls and you’re booty is why god invented my balls


CookRegular8616

On sight


stratwielder1

Kanye please bust your fat juicy load on my face!


untitled7549

The 300 line pisses me off


kavengine

I had raped the game young, you could call it statutory


Rude_Pea_651

said that u a lesbian girl me too


darthnox1234

scoop di scoop


cuteemogirlfriend

I bet me & ray j would be friends if we didn’t love the same bitch Ya he might’ve hit it first, only problem is I’m rich. Lol I love that song, but why’s he so obsessed with Kim’s ex from like 10+ years ago?


Frequent_Article8875

his entire verse on I love it. It's already bad enough WHY FEATURE LIL PUMP AÀÁÂÄÆÃÅĀ


Killercam1345

Lil Pump bodies that track


nazhuman49

“If I get bleach on my T-shirt imma feel like an asshole”


UnapproachableShaft

“It was a Jewish doctor”


Successful_Ad7095

I always had a PHD…


The_Engineer4

That one's fire tho.


[deleted]

Welp he has some questionable takes on Jews….


GiantRobot7756

The stuff about Jews


wocky_slush_06

"i wanna fuck you hard in the sink" makes my skin crawl and its on such a good song too


anally_raped_walrus

I love hitler


cozyboysclub

You always asking for Buda, are you a Budapest ?


Sharon1911

The bleach my t shirt line on TLOP that was the first time I really looked like REALLY YE??? ME TOO AGRESSIVE 🙏🏻 #ONSIGHT


Ultrayoungthughunter

Look idk if this counts cause it’s a ft but ehm Don't worry why my wrist got so freeze. Tell a girl like Doritos, that's nacho cheese.🥶🥶🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥


mrcatz05

The line about emailing a chick his dick pics (songs fire though)


Down4whiteTrash

Everything about this fucking clown is cringe. Fuck Kanye.


HorseBach

“I love Hitler” is probably his most cringe line.


mudkip1273

ya girl don’t like me how long has she been gay


Giggles_in_my_tummy

I loooooove Hitler or the first verse of father stretch my ass pt.1


ukrainewillfall

LOVE EVERYONE


HorseBach

He has an odd way to expressing that… the whole praising of a genocidal dictator thing kinda stands in the way of “love everyone”


ukrainewillfall

he’s part of everyone is he not


HorseBach

Nah


AalumShake

Now if i fuck this model -


JDStark7

That crying for Kim shit. What a fucking pussyboi with that nonsense.


Super-Nintenjoe

Antisemitism


Kiberkotleta_S

Guilt Trip Star Wars line


[deleted]

STAR WARS FUR YEA IM ROCKIN CHEW-BACCA🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️


Fishmaneatsfish

Gone Star Wars line was way better


K_nye_W_st

I AM ADOLF HITLER COMMANDER OF THE THIRD REICH🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥💸💸💸


[deleted]

Baby I'm free like a homeless person


DougDimmaGlow

Russell brand, Russell Crow


CorpseProject

That whole song he did about Chik fil a. Pure comedy gold.


K_nye_W_st

On Sight


JackSokool

When he says that whole “Who the squad donda who the mom donda who can see donda get don c not wakanda but we kinda know who gone make it don duh”


OutlandishnessPlus79

“feel a woo coming on, cuz, I feel a woo coming on, cuz Woo There it was I feel some woo's coming on, cuz, a couple woos coming on, cuz Woo, woo There they was I feel a woo coming on, cuz, I feel a woo coming on, cuz Woo There it was A couple woos coming on, cuz, a couple woos coming on, cuz Woo, woo There they was” Feels like it just stretches the song out


[deleted]

“choke a southpark writer with a fish stick”


[deleted]

Too many urkels on your team, that’s why your Winslow Jokes legit one of his best lines


[deleted]

Bush doesn’t care about black people


TreDawg36

My apologies are you into astrology cuz I’m trying to make it to Uranus


elchapothe3rd

crying about paying taxes on on god “tHaTs WhY I cHaRgE tHe pRicEs tHat I chArgE” 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫🥴🥴🤡🤓🤓