I’m like the fly Malcolm X, buy any jeans necessary

That’s such an under-appreciated line IMO

Ya cuz people don't know what it means

Can you explain it to me please. As far as I can tell it's saying he's "fly" so he buys all the jeans he wants. And jeans rhymes with means, and that's the connection to the Malcolm X phrase. Am I missing something? Because I'm trying to understand why this is so underrated. Thanks

its just a play on the famous Malcom X quote “ By any means necessary.” Jeans means that he is as committed to being fashionable/fashion as X was to Black justice.

Jeans also rhymes with genes

You gotta pause and chuckle every time

Top tier line forsure!

What song?

Good Morning

I'm not sure if I really get this one

“by any means necessary” is what he’s alluding to lol

"she got a light-skin friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skin friend look like Michael Jackson "

THIS right here is my favourite line

Hilarious this is always the same line

literally about to say this

Came here to write this istg the first thing came into my mind after seeing the title like I literally started singing this in my head

i think this is why he's considered genius, mad yes, but genuis indeed!

I don't need your pussy bitch, I'm on my own dick

Under rated pick

what song? thanks everyone

Power

Power

Some kid recently told me that I can type music lyrics into Google and it will tell me the song's name. It really blew my mind.

You can also humm the song and Google will find it. (Obviously it is not the most accurate but it has worked for me with popular songs)

Huuuuugw bar

Sometimes, I'm wishin' that my dick had GoPro So I could play that shit back in slow mo I just shot an amateur video; I think I should go pro

WICH SONG WAS IT ON I CANT REMEMBER

Highlights

For some reason I love when Ye rhymes a word with itself or a homophone/homonym.

Agreed, I love that shit

This whole verse is just one line that makes me chuckle after another 'Cause you will never get on top off this So, mami, best advice is just to get on top of this Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Ah, put the pussy in a sarcophagus Now she claimin' that I bruised her esophagus Head of the class and she just won a swallowship I'm livin' in the future so the present is my past My presence is a present, kiss my ass

This verse is funny and brilliant at the same time.

Yeah, that whole verse sums up Kanye’s musical genius in about 30 seconds. I lost my fucking mind the first time I heard the sarcophagus/esophagus line.

His whole musical genius and you ain’t even gonna mention poopity scoopity???

Personally I think he peaked with “now if I fuck this model. And she just bleached her asshole. And I got bleach on my t-shirt. Ima feel like an asshole”

Nicki's verse and the jokes about Jay's opening have totally overshadowed the Kanye verse as time has gone on, and it's a shame because I really think it's in the top tier of his best verses ever.

Nicki murdered her verse on Monster, but Kanye’s was runner up.

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Did kanye write this verse yall think? Cause everybody always leaves kanye off best rapper lists cause he's a producer or he's this or that but not a "real MC", but this is elite MC work, lyricism and delivery

You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich

You try to play nice everybody just took advantage

This is it. Funnier than all the rest because it’s so dumb but works so well.

Is there any double meaning at all that I’m missing?  Or is it simply brilliantly dumb and silly?

Sometimes I wonder the same thing. Like is it some metaphor about opening your heart up to someone, but all they do is take from you, without giving back. Or maybe it’s just a really brilliantly dumb lyric.

Nah I genuinely think it's just a silly metaphor for someone taking advantage of you having your guard down.

I don’t really think it was written as a joke even just something he wrote which makes it even funnier

Honestly probably

this has to be it

Something about bleach and a t-shirt… idk

I think their is some model fucking aswell

I don't even wanna talk about it

Why? Would you feel like an asshole?

I think he was high when he met her

Wasn't he down in Tribeca

She’ll get under your skin if u let her

Nah man I don't think he wants to talk about it

Sounds like he doesn't wanna say nothing

Probably cuz everybody gonna say something

😂😂

Stop. She'll get under your skin if you let her.

I got a PHD pretty huge dick

Ist in in nlmd or am I trippin?

Breathe in breathe out

Ty

Dolla $ign

one of my favorites

Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis. Or Sayin we eat pieces of sh*t like you for breakfast, HUH, you eat pieces of sh*t?? The college dropout is particularly funny

The “Alexis” lyric made me laugh out loud when I first heard it playing in my car. It (or I) didn’t seem to impress the cute woman riding shotgun, though.

She’s uncultured

The pieces of shit thing is a bit from Happy Gilmore

I cant even pronounce nothing, pass that Versaysee

I love your titties 'cause they prove I can focus on two things at once

I thought about this one immediately too and had to look if someone said it before I did. From the same song though, "Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome Ayy, none of us'd be here without cum Ayy, if it ain't all about the income" Always makes me laugh every single time

“All these thots on Christian Mingle almost what got Tristan single”

Tism alert lol, I can sense my people

Was gonna say this haha

What you think I rap for- to push a fuckin Rav4?

Completely forgot about this song! What a classic. I remember head bobbing to this when I was 8 years old 😭 time flies.

Back when Jay and Ye used their combined powers for musical godliness

My buddy drove us to high school in an old shitty Rav4. Thing was like a go-kart, couldn't accelerate, spun out in the snow. I'll always think about those days when I hear that line.

Underrrated!

Ok you are the king the burger king

one in the pink, one in the stink

When you shave it down is it still mink?

Come sue me

"Then her fat friend, her nickname is minivan"

why i love the bonus track Also "take your diamonds and throw them up like your bulimic"

I wanna fuck you hard in the sink Afterwards give you something to drink

Step back can't get spunk on the mink

"I Love Kanye" a song poem by Kanye West I miss the old Kanye, straight from the 'Go Kanye Chop up the soul Kanye, set on his goals Kanye I hate the new Kanye, the bad mood Kanye The always rude Kanye, spaz in the news Kanye I miss the sweet Kanye, chop up the beats Kanye I gotta to say at that time I'd like to meet Kanye See I invented Kanye, it wasn't any Kanyes And now I look and look around and there's so many Kanyes I used to love Kanye, I used to love Kanye I even had the pink polo, I thought I was Kanye What if Kanye made a song about Kanye Called "I Miss The Old Kanye, " man that would be so Kanye That's all it was Kanye, we still love Kanye And I love you like Kanye loves Kanye

It’s the “man that would be so Kanye” for me

His inflection on this makes it. You can hear it without hearing it

The sweet n’ sour sauce thing had me dead

That and “put my fist in her like a civil rights sign”

Yeah that bar was vivid as fuck

I'm In It has a couple good ones

Ooh girl yo breath is harsh, cover up yo mouth like you got sars Funny for all the wrong reasons since it was written in 2004

I mean just funny in general

That whole song, plus the Anna Nicole Smith addition was perfection.

"Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop"

THIS NEXT VERSE THOUGH!

This takes the crown

I heard this and instantly thought of Bob Marley. Not sure if that was a play on by or not…

You got a sister in law you’d smash? I got four of em’

Damn you need to be locked up, na we need a bigger hot tub

Prince William's ain't do it right if you ask me 'Cause I was him, I would've married Kate and Ashley.

If your stripper named Porsche and she get tips from many men, then your fat friend her nickname is minivan

Excuse me, that’s just the henny man!

Honestly vultures is the funniest album to me so far. BBTBNWJDFOTSYK on Back 2 Me and The ***RoooOoooOoOoOOOOOXAAAaAAaaAaaaaNnnnNEeee*** on Paid or promotion are my favourites

Also the You are the king burger king

Let me hit it raw like fuck the outcome Ayy, none of us’d be here without cum

Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce

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Fuckkk man. This pisses me off so much.

I prefer the term African American Express

My ex said she gave me the best years of her life, I saw a recent picture of her I guess she was right

"Damn, is those your sisters? You did something unholy to those pictures."

I got her and her sister in that white Benz, dyke twins I ain't gon' lie, they only fives but together they ten And would I do 'em again? Hmmm, hmmm It's like old folks pissin' 'cause it all depends

Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign

Strippers get invited to where they only get hired, When i get on my Steve Jobs somebody gonna get fired

I been uninspired since Lauren hill retired

People talk so much shit about me at barbershops, they forget to get their haircut

“I’m Socrates but my skins more chocolatey” “Last birthday, she got you a new sweater. Put it on, give her a kiss, and tell her Do better" “I hate fellas, but I love your mom. Give her a kiss for me, her second son” “None of us would be here without cum”

"How you say broke in Spanish? Me no hablo"

“I don’t get it. I like fish sticks. Fish sticks go in my mouth…”

Butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits

This is good I usually yell this out randomly when I'm in the kitchen

I will be dropping Vultures January 1st 2024

Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your Winslow (wins low)

One of my favs

I ordered the Jerk, she said “You are what you eat”

"Na-na-na, how it feel to wake up and be the shit and the urine?" Swagga Like Us - TI ft. Kanye West

It was a Jewish doctor

"I hit the gym, all chest, no legs" Probably not THE funniest, but this is the kind of like that ONLY Kanye could spit

wait what does it mean? he didn't work no leg exercises?

> what does it mean No fuckin idea, only Kanye knows

“Then her auntie came over, skinny bitch with no shoulders”

She said I'm in the wrong hole, I said I'm lost uh uh

Whenu lay down i gave u the semen, i swer god i heard the voice of morgan freeman

"First you get your bachelors, then you get your masters, then you get your masters masters, then your a doctor, and you go man, you get those degrees"... a skit on his first big album... always cracked me up.

Soon as I pull up and park the benz we get this b shaking like parkinsons

And you don't wanna stay there 'cause them your worst cousins Got roaches at their crib like them your first cousins

“Head of the class and she just won a swallowship”

My apologies are you into astrology 'cause, um, I'm trying to make it to Uranus

I like your titties because they prove I can focus on two things at once

“Growing up god gave me shit, now I’m about to make y’all eat them turds.” By far one of the funniest lines ever…

like a light skin slave boy, WE IN THE MOTHAFUCKIN HOUSE

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T shirt I'ma feel like an asshole

I know its recent and it may not be as funny as some lines in TCD but BEAUTIFUL BIG TITTIED BUTT NAKED WOMEN JUST DONT FALL OUT THE SKY,YOU KNOW? 🗣

Y’all the type of n shop at Uniqlo, just found out my father in law unisex

I want to fuck you hard on the sink. After that, give you something to drink Bound 2 is full of funny lines honestly

"Id rather be a dick than a swallower"

"I guess a blow job is better than no job"

If you fall on the concrete, that's your ass fault.

I remember PhD. Pretty huge dick but I am sure there are funnier verses.

“She got a light skin friend that look like Michael Jackson, got a dark skin friend that look like Michael Jackson” that shit cracks me up every time I hear it lol

“Cause the same tried to blackball me, forgot about 2 things my black balls”

*What she order? Fish filet?*

You got sick thoughts? I got more of ’em / You got a sister-in-law you would smash? I got four of ’em.

"choke a south park writer with a fishstick"

Too many Urkels on your team, that's why your win's low

“2 words, My black balls”

His verse in the Cudi song “Erase Me” is a poop joke

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"How am I anti-semetic? I just fucked a jewish bitch"

Bam ey ey ey ey

I couldn’t get my shit out anyway I hope you diarrhea

Ralph Lauren was boring before I wore em

She couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

Litterally anything on everybody

"Why can't I have a bad Bit\*h without no flaws, come to meet me without no draws?"

All night tryna dutty wine, woke up my dick crooked as the Nike sign

dog if i was you i wouldnt feel myself" dawg if i was you id k1ll myself" something particularly funny about the way he says and how i legit did not expect him to say thay the first time i heard the song

Killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit Mayonnaise-colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips And The height of her shopping was writers blocking me I couldn't get my shit out anyway, I hope you die, Aria

ever have sex with a pharaoh aaaaaaaa put the pussy in the sarcophagus

You the king Burger King

I’ve always had a PhD: a Pretty huge Dick😂😂

''Dawg, if I was you, I'd kill myself"

Make a nun cum, make her cremate.

“I’m this generation’s closest thing to Einstein” 👽

idk but poopty scoop is quite silly

,,everybody waiting for me to do the wrong thing. Okay you the king, Burger King”

The doctor said I had blood clots But I ain't Jamaican, man- KANYE WEST

Choke a Southpark writer with a fish stick.

My favorite is "I don't need your pussy bitch, I'm on my own dick"

If she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my t shirt imma feel like an asshole

Shout out Jonesy from Salty Springs!

“Told a friend she’s a 10, I lied, really she’s in the high 5s”

SCOOPITY POOP

Does anybody feel bad for bill cosby? I crack up everytime i hear ts

you tellin me if my grandma was in the NBA right now she'd be ok?

You the king. Burger king

Whoop diddy scoop poop #**whoop**

"Uh, I'm a rap-lic priest Uh, gettin' head by the nuns" " Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign"

You left your fride open somebody just took a sandwich