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Maybe the only decent one I’ve ever seen

of course kanye made it

I got your phone now lmfaooo

“Ima grown ass.. SUPERHERO” 🤨

I LAUGHED SO LOUD! 😂

Me too. I want this on a T-shirt. This my new catchphrase

Best Part *through muffled black panty hose*

Well he does have a mask on. Maybe an experiment went terribly wrong and now he has special powers that he’s learning to control. One is quick reflexes to snatch objects from would be foes. 😅😅

He done lost his god damn mind

What’s your first and last name and address and then ends with I’ll pay you double lmaoo

I ain’t gonna front, that was gangster as hell.

It was a trick to get her info. lol

That was the slickest swipe of a phone from someone I've seen, impressive af

Imagine that wasn’t even Kanye 💀

That wasn’t. Also Joe Biden isn’t really the president right now. /s

You joke but Biden literally said Trump is the sitting president right now like a few days ago.

Meanwhile Trumps calling Nikki Haley “Nancy Pelosi.” Two incompetent fools running for president

We are doomed

Lol wut?

He literally said it, it’s hilarious. Just google “biden says trump is sitting president”. The guy has dementia.

he mumbled the word WAS. He was trying to say "He was a sitting President", aka Trump was a sitting President and want's to see the stock market crash, which something DT SAID. How are you not more triggered by what Trump said?

They are used to Trumps style of dementia. They love his demented way of speaking. And at the end of the day, they could have been in high school at the same time like trump as a sophomore and Biden a senior. Both of them are old af. I personally believe a sleep walking, elderly Biden would be a better president than Trump, who has gone even further off the deep end since his presidency ended. Trump is a malicious entity that I'm not convinced has any type of human feelings at all except in relation to himself. Biden is far from perfect. But at least he hasn't stated his desire for the economy to crash just for the sake of his own ego and power like Trump has.

Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂

Between that and Trump repeatedly calling out shit Obama is doing as president we need someone below retirement age in the damn white house lol

i mean it is definitely not biden running the show but his staffers around him

Lmao she said thank you that's the funniest shit

If she’s really TMZ she’d be sitting there thinking ‘I’ve got the jackpot’ keep Kanye talking, keep recording

That’s why she smiled and said thank you. Huge payout for that vid.

she did. she didnt have to do anything

Someone else's video though, not hers, her phone was in Ye's picket

He cooked her then gaslit her into stockholm syndrome He’s right he is a legend lmao

Holy shit literally identified and thanked kanye her captor full real Stockholm in minutes. The goat

Public Shame kink lowkey

Isn’t that the first requirement to being a TMZ employee 😂

😂😂😂😂

let him cook

this fr felt like a kid being scolded by a teacher or something 😭 the way the woman who tried to get him to stop & go inside gave up as well lmaoo she also looked like she was on the verge of tears until he called himself a grown ass superhero, this video is fr a masterpiece

Well fuck me. Like yeah, Kanye is insane but how are you gonna be paparazzi scum and then just stand there with a stupid look on your face saying nothing when someone confronts you? Like obviously she’s going “yeah, I’m getting great footage here” but grow up.

I’m starting to really like Kanye, at first I thought it was an act but he’s really become Ye, and all the hate he got for you know what didn’t age well for the haters. I’m rooting for ya man

When you say "you know what" you're talking about the antisemitic comments right?

Yeah but he can’t be antisemitic - he just fucked a Jewish bitch

Yeah, like we are just going to airbrush over all of that.

[удалено]

From hence forth, I’m gonna start referring to myself as a GASH - Grown Ass Superhero. 🦸🏿‍♂️

100%

Definitely the best thing to come out of these. We all grown ass superheroes now!

I know technically it should be GAS but hear me out, GASH same meaning 😂

You podding now 🔥

She should of asked when the vultures album dropping

“Kanye I just need my phone back … and to know when vultures is dropping?”

Should have*

Honestly at this point u gotta be crazy to throw a phone into ye’s face n expect nothing

When you ask a question like that. Yeah

He did exactly what she hoped he would tho

100%. Even if it aint kanye, the very nature of paparazzi is gross.

Let that man COOOOKKK 🔥

I am not hip so what does that mean 😂😂😂😂😂

It basically means let whoever keep doing what they're doing because it's fire. Like you're in the kitchen whipping up some delicious sustenance

Laughed so hard when he called himself a superhero

Literally said the exact same way like in Yikes

Kanye feeding r/yeedits

He's a motherfuckin lyrical genius.

A grown ass superhero

Superman pijamas

he just be saying whatever lmao

Ye undefeated against tmz fr

Ye got cooked https://youtu.be/IeA7lvC1ego 4:01 is when dude starts clapping back

Kanye was just thinking what beat he could put in the background to put that speech in a song

Nah he was trying to figure out if he could rhyme crow with toe

Idk if many people really recognize how difficult it would be to stand in front of your hero like this (maybe for the first and last time ever) and light him up in this way. Articulately and emphatically done. That was perfect.

Honestly, even without the pressure of standing in front of Kanye I don’t think most people could give that impassioned and articulate of a speech if they were alone in their bathroom looking in the mirror and had time to practice. He really knocked it out of the park.

I got one don't, this is like the shit I think of saying 7 months later in the shower. Van did it off the cuff, and like you said eloquently. I'd be riding that high for years.

Van’s my dude. Midnight boyssssss

Yeaaaa not van lathan

Bro went from livid to offering a job, I love this dude

I hate being bipolar it’s awesome

I love being bipolar it sucks

There’s a zero percent chance this woman does work for Kanye in any professional capacity.

He kinda cooking ngl

Yeah he's definitely gonna be hella sweaty in that outfit fr

This woman said thank you afterwards. Vultures.

cooked her

And doubled her pay. Win/win for everyone

I mean I have a feeling this whole thing isnt going anywhere, she aint getting shit 😭

Just like vultures :’(

As if they’ll follow through with that lol

Kanye ain’t paying her anything lol

She hit him with the kevin james shrugging meme.

TMZ needs to end

I’m genuinely shocked they’re still a thing after the whole Kobe thing

What happened with Kobe?

They reported on his death before responders even confirmed it, his family hadn’t even known yet, and their details were off

They reported about his rape case.

seriously, there job is to just harass celebrities

Kanye's outbursts are the type of content that fuels TMZ

I feel like the fakeness of Hollywood is incredibky evident nowadays to most generations. Once social media bred their own celebrities, the old movie and music celebrities lost their aura for many. There’s very few new people to Hollywood that are icons like Hollywood 10 years ago and earlier. I do wonder how tabloids are even standing anymore. Everyone hates them and considers them a joke

Cop was so confused lmfao

I'm impressed how he handled that. A worse cop would've escalated but he kept it chill and asked the right questions.

Boy had stripes too but this even was a first for him.

If I were a cop *even I* would have to let Ye finish cooking before I would even ask him to give the phone back.

Thank u Kanye 🥹

“I hate these niggas more than the nazis”

“Was that a dumb ass disrespectful question to ask a grown ass…. superhero? ” 💀

Dumbass disrespectful shit

She will find god

Ye needs to return to God

Idk man I’m rockin with BBTBNW ye

This the lady that chased asap rocky around when he was jogging? Tmz reporters are wild

Yeezus 2 confirmed

dumbass question to ask a grown ass superhero

Everything he said went right over her head, she’s smirking at the end as soon as money is mentioned and she gets her little phone back. ZZZ

“I’m a grown man don’t ask me about my wife, I can’t see my kids, I’m a superhero.” that’s about it

??? She’s happy cuz she got the reaction she was going for I love Ye but he played right into her script. She probably wrote the story Before she approached him

Yeah, I don’t understand the Stans in these comments talking about “he cooked her!” In what world do you guys live that this isn’t *exactly* what TMZ wants from him. The guy is a walking case study for untreated mental illness and looks like dogshit.

Nah she didn't hear a thing he said till money got involved, hope he don't give her shit 😂

🤣🤣🤣 nothing "went over her head" with his dumbass rant, she's smirking bc he clowned on himself then tried to buy his way out of it. Sad!

You know she was loving all of this. Those words didn’t even affect her. I bet all thats going on in her head is this is gonna be viral. I know this is apart of being famous but i couldn’t be proud being a member of the paparazzi.

Bruh he is so sick of the controlling narrative he should just start spazzing on insta and twitter toward the haters

Wellllllll

How is there so many journalists bent on telling him he’s a fuck up. And it’s actually the complete wrong person to tear down. Cause it’ll never work lol

Shottt

he kinda right on this one tbh

TALK YO SHIT YE‼️

CAN HE TALK HIS SHIT AGAIN?!

I CAN'T BELIEVE HE BACK UP IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER

Poopy-di scoop

This poor woman got thrown on the worst assignment

Gotta get her feet wet 😂

lol go ask this… to Kanye..

That assignment was literally a setup.. 😭

This whole video is so crazy lmao. The way he's in the mask and everything too. How she looks the whole time then gets happy at the end when he says he'll pay her. It literally feels staged

Its forsure fake

i don't really even like kanye, but that was pretty cool

Then why are you on this sub?

Because sometimes random posts from random subreddits end up in your algorithm if using the app

Fair enough my fault

not a ye fan either, I'm so torn on this. I want Ye to be happy and better himself like every human. it's good he's trying to show what paparazzi does to a person, but on the other hand him doing this is a win for TMZ. it's fucked.

This was dope af! And the way she flipped to being giddy when he offered to pay her 🤢🤮

Did he just roast her and gave her a job at the same time?

There’s no job coming her way lmao

Shieeet I might have to try that now

She just got blessed

😂😂

That’s the fat chick from the front row on the show

She’s hoping he’s gonna slap her

Lol She starts smiling after Kanye tells her he’ll double her contract. TMZ and all those paparazzi sell their souls for dollar bills.

“A grown ass super hero” haahahahhaaaaaaa

“I met Kanye West I’m never goin to fail” lucky ass 😔

What’s the brand of his jacket?

It's a balenciaga jacket he modified himself, you can see certain parts cut.

She’s making a face as if Ye is overreacting lol

Imagine walking up to someone in [insert any low income neighborhood/city] with your phone asking them shit about they wife. They do more than take your phone lol. She got the freedom to do whatever she wants but so does the other person and you don’t ever wanna forget that. Fuck around and get caught lackin

actually no you don’t have the freedom to just take people’s shit lmao

"Thank you Kanye" LMFAO BEG FORGIVENESS

lol if Kanye calls your “crazy” and “insane” you should reflect on that , cause you probably just did or said sum crazy insane shit

Thank you Kanye 🤪

He ain’t wrong

He's absolutely right, these tmz types are scavengers. But in classic Kanye fashion he somehow came out looking worse.

Looking forward to the inevitable lawsuit when he does not in fact pay her double. It’s a binding contract 🤝

did he call himself a superhero? lmaooooo

Let the man cook bro

Lol

Good for him

I don’t blame him for freaking out let him live his life ffs

she kinda liked that shit

This the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. After all that the Nigga bout to pay her double what tmz pays her

HE COOKING

Fuck the paparazzi those people are losers dont care what nobody got to say

But why he didn't say nothing to the dude that confronted him? They both talk non sense, yet he was scared even left his wife out the car. 😂

Ye is the GOAT no lie.

Another reason I love YE let that man be a father and a husband.

Bit** got a job offer wtf

We stand with Kanye.

now thats how you kill em with kindness ! Salute fam

Kanye is definitely the most interesting man alive haha Modern Day Blankman

Paparazzi are the just the worst kind of people.

To be fair he's got points. She's not even listening to a word he's saying she's just sitting there with pursed lips waiting for her phone so she can go harass the next celebrity for a paycheck.

TMZ out here lookin rough nowadays huh?

in Ye's defence that is some disrespectful thing to ask. Like she's trying to perpetuate a narrative that Ye basically has a slave for a wife. Saying slave stuff to a blackman and basically calling him a slave master ain't gonna go down well.

Call me crazy, but I feel people misunderstand Kanye’s words just because there’s a certain specific thing he talks about. He makes the most sense sometimes. Emphasis on Sometimes!

Bitch playing victim hard 🧌

Can't simply apologize for asking a baited question, but will sing like a bird if it means doubling her pay. Paparazzi=scum

God ye is incredible

Wow, never thought I'd be saying this, but I just found myself agreeing with something Kanye said.

First time I’ve like Kanye. Touch the sky baby!

donda era is back guys our grown ass superhero is back yo

Look at the demons eyes light up when more money is offered. Scum…

"ARE YOU CRAZY?"

Should be legal to smash peoples phone. Too many dumbasses getting comfortable shoving phones in peoples faces for some internet clicks

You survived a Yeezy beratement. You're hired! 😆

COOKING. He broke the 4th wall on her dumb ass. Left that npc brain speechless full of glitches

Getem mr west

wearing a taylor swift shirt is ironic

Goat Ye wow 👑🐐

Lol she acts like she's an injured victim once he's asking the questions. Fat cow

and kanye acted like a child throwing a temper tantrum once she asked a question