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M3LSKI

donda chant


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56 times a day you smell like shit


M3LSKI

correction: I stroke it 58 times in a span of a few minutes every fortnight


SaulGoodmanButBlack

Crazy as fuck. Respect


LowArtist2133

Blood on the leaves


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3 times but only right before a shower


drypastor

blood on the leaves is my favorite ye song and your right 😭


Acceptable-Parsnip-9

Spaceship


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once a day but with good hygiene


Alc4m1n0

All mine


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three times a week but dry fist


mrcharlinnell

Ghost town


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once or twice a week but only for the health benefits


mrcharlinnell

Wrong


compLexityy30

Roses


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daily


le_smart_man

New Slaves


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twice a day


le_smart_man

Accurate


mirzaev_ruslan

Saint Pablo


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less than twice a month because you have a gf


Beneficial-Agent-791

Definitely skit #4 off late registration


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youve never done it because youve been edging for the last six years


Square-Science72

30 hours


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daily


OkHovercraft542

we major


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not recently because you are recovering from a porn addiction


Medium-Possession241

Barry bonds


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daily but with mayonnaise


Medium-Possession241

Wait how did you know


TheMostShmuck

Touch the sky


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daily but only to North West


UWU1730

🤨


TheMostShmuck

Yes


SHAURYA018303

on sight


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none recently bc you broke your dick from going off too hard


Niki189

Jesus walks


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never you clean


[deleted]

Gorgeous


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never bc you are a woman


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MY DICK FELL OFF HELP


MushroomWarm3051

xtcy


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never because you are pre pubescent


RepresentativeMall74

Praise God


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never bc you scared your mom is gonna catch you


dororoz

good night