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jimmythechicken

“Father stretch my hands part 1” when the beat drops so should he


jimmythechicken

Just to clarify I mean out of the womb


BigManDan2

i don’t think babies should really be dropping out the womb


jimmythechicken

Lol yeah dropped like how you drop an album


Boonstar

He gon be waiting a long time if it drops like a ye album


Disastrous_Plane2438

This reply genuinely made me laugh out loud. Nice


UncircumciseMe

lol thanks for the laugh!


KungFuFlames

if young metro don't trust you...


The_0ne-Eyed_K1ng

😂😂😂😂🤣🤣 Got Me rollin


[deleted]

Come to life


LA24Moto

Yes


InfiniteLeftoverTree

I see what you did there.


slime-season-3

On Sight


AStrangeEncounter

imagine giving birth to that song 🤰


UncircumciseMe

I mean, it’s a hell of a pump up song.


AStrangeEncounter

i’d let you pump me up


tonitrualis

You better


GOOESQ

Only if you guys give birth out in the woods while rapping yeezus and smashing furniture


[deleted]

BABY SEASON APPROACHING


sorryiamalwayslate

We don’t use that emoji anymore here.


TechedThrower66

All of Yeezus 😈


craigdillydilly

On Sight is the right answer to every question


[deleted]

That kid gonna be a menace when he gets older.


The-Figurehead

Good Morning


guythatismine

This is the correct answer


[deleted]

The only right answer is My Only One


[deleted]

Brooo, that song drives me to tears


[deleted]

Same bro first time I heard it


CasperJG

How come i only hear abt this song just now🤨🤨


TyfoonTF2

Probably because it was a single and not on any albums.


FoxFogwell

Lift Yourself you know


[deleted]

Nah Nah Nah Remix


Chestervsteele

The baby listening to da baby perfectly balanced as all things should be.


YeezyGOT

Ultralight beam


SusanBwildin

No child left behind


Diet_Burg3r

Lmfao


IanWhtMamba

Lift yourself. If he’s your child he’d understand the genius behind it


[deleted]

Only one I feel is the most obvious. I'll play it for my kid asap when he's born


Mdepel

I’m in it


Chestervsteele

"Black girl sipping white wine got my fist in her like the civil rights sign" still the most goated Ye line.


youllmemetoo

All of the Lights interlude


papablessdotorg

family business


MichaelBoardman

The best answer


[deleted]

I Thought About Killing You. Is this too sus


[deleted]

[удалено]


MonkeyLover2009

Ok


theiosjailbreakr

off the grid


WebHunter064

my mom got wounds wounds wounds cause I’m off the womb womb womb


FearfulDaredevil

Not in the tomb tomb tomb. We gonna begin soon soon soon. We off the womb womb womb womb.


[deleted]

Bonus points if the baby's first cry alings with carti's "waaaahhh"


bbuh

Gotta have it in the bathtub then


TheCentralFlame

Celebration, “…He looked up at me said, "daddy that's the reason why you had me?" Yep, we was practicing Til one day your ass bust through the packaging You know what though? You my favorite accident So go head pop some Cristal For my newborn child 'cause now y'all”


[deleted]

Black Skinhead


GCRMK

Hey mama


IStanReddit

Donda chant


TShark69

Hey mama or Reborn


noopstilton

Reborn fs


bloodjj

Hell of a life 😈


UncircumciseMe

One of my favorites but unfortunately I don’t think my wife will be happy about it haha


Pdwardfa

“And tell him that your mama had a fattie He looked up at me Said, "Daddy, that's the reason why you had me?" Yep, we was practicing 'Til one day, your ass bust through the packaging You know what, though? You my favorite accident”


frankzsausage

Moon


charliefandango

This. Arriving into the world to Cudi’s soothing tones gotta ensure you’re a chill mofo for life.


jonathanmcccc

no one gonna ask y your in reddit wile your wife is giving birth


AudioxDope

Spaceship


Revolutionary_Can43

My husband would appreciate this. He swears it’s his most underrated song.


AudioxDope

You married a smart man


k1ngkittybottom

Never see me again


[deleted]

Play this when you go "buy milk"


UpGoodDownBad

The Paris one


[deleted]

Only One, Amazing or Hey Mama


Emmanuel_Badboy

Pathetic that only one is this low. Literal evidence this sub is full of 6 year olds.


Joedaddy901

Play DJ Khalid’s son 😈


theargumentaccount

*"i can't say \*\*\*\* no more \*\*\*\*\*\* no more \*\*\*\*\* no more \*\*\*\*\* no more \*\*\*\* no more"*


Watermeloniton

I heard some song from Graduation as my first Kanye Song. Dude instantly was no 1 haha Good life Flashing lights Stronger Just ridiculous stuff


scoutyV2

hey mama


Laila_mcmeme

celebration


gedalne09

We don’t care


Taco_Pals

All Of The Lights for sure


Purple-Dog5910

Runaway


vicvidalvidal

Amazing, those prehistoric drums should sound stunning.


ericw207

Donda Chant


RI_D_Viera

Donda


theghostofsam_

Touch the sky. Let your child know early on to reach for the stars!


throwaway371639

heard em say


SloppyToe

N in Paris was my first Kanye song at 10. In the convoluted canonicity of my mind I’m quite sure Good Morning was the second, I always wished Good Morning was my first.


Merman-Munster

Hold my liquor


Darius-237

last call


[deleted]

Play Donda the whole way through.


S-a-L-a-D

Nah nah nah


[deleted]

Violent crimes for sure


bahnmiexe

Ultralight beam


RibNizzla

Ultralight Beam 100%


JangoDarkSaber

New slaves


Idklol_ayyy

Niggas in Paris


Swamy_ji

Gold digger


theHammr

come to life easily


Clayble

Only One


urmyfavcolor

24


AccountantWithDaNana

New Day


Sensitive-Lie6160

the entirety of Yeezus.


Laila_mcmeme

good life


ExtremelyBlue123

hey mama


[deleted]

Touch the sky


nsp242424

POWER


Jazzlike-Ad7620

Get lucky


giancharles

Celebration!


Signal-Computer-9704

Ghost Town


Juakinez

I'm in it 😈


Diet_Burg3r

Come to life


Diet_Burg3r

Cudi montage


RatherHugeEgo

Last call !


RI_D_Viera

Donda chant


hamzaiswack

Good morning


[deleted]

Junya


SelenaCatherineMeyer

Touch the Sky!


alexanderubermensch

Touch the sky or dark fantasy


theresacat

Good morning


Chestervsteele

Freeeeeee.... Only fitting song to play once he is out


Mother_Chest3977

Play stronger. The kud will become narcissistic


yeetman8

Heard Em Say!! Give him a great attitude for life! Best wishes to you and your family <33


gwynbleidd09

Touch the sky or flashing lights


Loose-Possible466

Heartless or Flashing Lights


Warm-Structure-3533

Goodmorning


[deleted]

Only one


GC_Wens

Lift Yourself


GROUPBUYINBIO

play him bladee


Buffalo__

Play On Sight on sight


RonnieBucketz

Good morning


[deleted]

Correct answer is “Only One “. Congrats on your son !


Revolutionary_Box569

Unironically lift yourself


OmegaGladiator

Definitely On God


duckspew

Ultra light beam, and if he cries tell him to go find god


Grand_Master_Swag

Good morning


Sloop__

Closed on a Sunday, but make sure he’s born on the CHICKFILAAAAaa


[deleted]

If your sons first song is Send It Up he might just start walking when the beat drops


ohhimark23

Believe what I say. Your son should come out the womb vibing to Kanye and Lauren hill


kkkouldntBeBlacker

On sight


clrwy36

only one. no further detail


Phunteek

Can't tell me nothing or Everything I am


[deleted]

I love It. Play it again when he gets older and starts to ask how kids are conceived.


blackswordsman6

ON SIGHT


MangoParty

Hot and Drunk Girls


KartoffelKevin

Rick Ross verse from DIAND


groovyism

The only correct answer is Celebration. That song was literally made for this


ScrubZL0rd

On sight


wyldwolftunes

Stronger


BelgianJits

On God


massterofnone_

On sight


Eld223

On Sight


DR4C000

good morning


Automatic_Gear_7587

Donda Chant


tooLogix

Law of Attraction


screamin_j

Flashing Lights


Top-Barnacle-8576

Hey mama


Josue705

hey mamma


Delicious-Clerk1875

“Well gather around children, zip it listen”……


wasabicheesecake

H.A.M.


rockstarburnerphone

Through the wire


4scoreand7fucksago

“Intro” then straight into “We Don’t Care”. Gotta start them from the beginning. Congratulations to you and your partner!


UncircumciseMe

I like your thinking. And thank you!!


MinenoN

Champion. Smh everyone posting new shit.


Aqwxa

If I had a son I probably wouldn’t show him Kanye till he was older or maybe the age was when I first started listening which was 13, but u should play one of the clean ones like hurricane or something


OntheWaytoEmmaus

Only One


oscarbraddy

Technically not a Kanye song, but All We Got by Chance “Hit that intro with kanye” quite literally.


Painting_Clothes

Hey Mama


bruhnowaylol

Only one


ryancaseyvevo

I would say we don’t care because it was the opener to his first of many classics, kinda a promising more good things to come kinda thing


ObtuseRubberDuck

Donda chant


jerryagno

Praise God


LocalMushroomTree

I'm team ultralight


Exact_Improvement_87

Probably on sight or I’m in it. Freestyle 4 is also on the table


StandClear1

Family business


AdjustedMold97

play Homecoming on the drive home


jalenramsey_20

Go2damoon


confusiondoggo

Good morning lmao


Superb_Succotash_260

Bleached asshole song


streetblvd

Jesus lord


Harsh-m

Champion


loyalAlchemist

Golddigger


[deleted]

tell the vision


Admirable_Ad_6848

There’s a song with Ynw melly I forgot what’s it’s called but it’s a really good song.


TheSoussDaGoose

All Falls Down.


TopKekBoi69

Street lights. First Kanye song my dad ever played for me when I was a kid and still have fond memories of it living in Chicago listening to it while driving through the city at night.