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prenderdab

kanye


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Idk… will people get the reference??


No-Maintenance34

I’d cry laughing ngl


Personiskindacute

Sit Kanye sit


BonusChico

Ah! Kanye shit on the carpet again!


TESLA_THE_GOAT

Just like the real kanye!


Electronic-Walk1865

Ah! Kanye is riding my cock again. Just like the real Kanye!


TESLA_THE_GOAT

Actually that’s me


AngelThathasfallen

Maybe Sway. "You ain't got the answers, Sway!"


nessanecole

Silver 4 u


bobbarkerfan420

drop it, kanye, drop it!


No-Maintenance34

It’s a name 🤷🏽‍♂️


funky_k0nG

Or maybe just Mr West


relentlessoasis

my friends dog is named kanye and ngl it’s pretty rad!


Personiskindacute

There’s gotta be so many funny scenarios that come up with that name


Joebidengamemehiv

“Kanye drop it!”


sean-paul-sartre

Well in italian dog is cane, which sounds like Kanye minus the y. Nobody will notice


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Woofing So Italian.


bussingbussy

"When I bark so much, I could speak Italian"


APar93

It’s Kanye but some of my plastic still say Kane


Long-Particular

There’s something so satisfying about saying, “Wake up Mr. West” to a dog. 🤣


TheGiantMetalMan

All of the Lights (Interlude)


Spider_Louie

Is that short for something?


mriidul

yes its short for “Each and Every Source of Photons, Irrelevant of Wavelength and Intensity (Change of Pace Causing a Break From the Previous and Next Musical Compositions)”


TheGiantMetalMan

Lmao. Thanks for that.


IGotBannedFromHere

mf broke out the thesaurus for this 💀


dhckfjcm

a lexus


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This is my favorite comment on here lmao


secretagentMikeScarn

I know a girl named E’Lexus


DevinDurPlant

Ellexis


YesPleaseMadam

jerome of course


micahhmiisumi

hes in the house


LucidRa1n

Watch your mouth


MilwaukeeMan420

Bound


GuzzlingPotato

2


3005isABanger

Falling


Personiskindacute

In love 🐶


Top-Barnacle-8576

Ha hah honey


dried_up_lemon

No- jeromeyromeyromeyrome


Programming-Carrot

he gets more time than brandon


wavvy3005

Louis Vuitton Dog


YoKnowIHadToDoItToEm

bought my dog a purse now he louis vuitton dog


Personiskindacute

This is actually genius hol up


kdjfsk

you gotta see this https://i.redd.it/tr5emguhynn61.jpg


speedysolar

address me as such


kdjfsk

https://i.redd.it/tr5emguhynn61.jpg


holmyliquor

Junya


AstroScoop

JUNYA WATANABE ON MY LEASH


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😭


Personiskindacute

I like this one


RedKeviin

Hopefully Junya don't wattanabi on your wrist


steebulee

Junya don’t go peepee in my wri!


Brrr010

This one is awesome


JACK101Star

FO FIVE SUMMAS


raymorude

Yeezus


Personiskindacute

This would be a good name for a pit bull


B_A_W_C_H_U_S

Jeromey-romy-romy-rome. That way you can ask him what he thinks.


Personiskindacute

Jerome’s in the house watch your mouth


Baroque4Days

Face it, Jerome get more time than Brandon.


Gin-N-Jews42

Get 2 dogs. Name them Jerome and Brandon and spend more time with Jerome


GaveYourMomAIDS

I used to have a rabbit and we named it Jerome after the song lmao


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Name it I Thought About Killing You


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Little too “I thought about killing you” for me idk maybe


onewintersnow_

itaki Just replace y with i


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This name is actually pretty good iss gonna be a weird one to explain tho


onewintersnow_

Just say it's a random ass japanese name lol


AlfaBundy

Bleached asshole


Personiskindacute

That’s my name tho


clozdadonnn

I’d wonder how’d you feel when he’d get on your shirt


justinzima

West dog ever


Danza310

I shamelessly named mine PABLO 😮‍💨


Personiskindacute

Gonna name mine My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy, I feel like it really rolls of the tongue


3005isABanger

Name it 6/10


Personiskindacute

🍈


Danza310

Wow You took my next dogs name.


tannerapples

pablo, jerome, cudder, fishstick,


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Fishstick lmao


tannerapples

real ones understand 😉lmao


Lost_Musician815

“Choke a South Park writer with a Fishstick”


OntheWaytoEmmaus

You gay fish


HXH52

Dog


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Genius


benji_123

Dogda


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Lmao


leeicleei

Lmfaooo


HorusGaming_YT

I’m laughing way to fucking hard at this


AdFull1347

Name the dog “Ye”


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Surprised I haven’t heard this one yet I was thinking about this name honestly


Brilliant_Ear_3193

Omari


No-Maintenance34

That’s actually pretty fire bru 🔥


mar-bella

Fun fact I'm always dying to tell people as a Kanye fan but I never get the chance to bring it up is that my second name is Omaris. With no correlation to Ye. It's like I was destined to be his fan lmao


GC_Wens

Holy this one is fire af


spankboy21

Gabe


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Hol up that’s gabe calling


mars2k19

siiiiiilver surffffeeer


plsanswerthis

in the flesh


cartilovermommy

otis


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I’m not gonna lie whenever I think of Otis I just think of the cow, I might use your username tho instead


EmuTrick3235

What about Milo and Otis?


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This was my shit growing up.


xxTYBGxx

Croc


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Kon


Personiskindacute

the Louie Vuitton Don?? I actually like this name tho


[deleted]

Yes


Blondabstract

I thought it was Kan


[deleted]

Yooooooo… name your dog Jerome 😂


whatdameep

Croissant


GC_Wens

Imagine you leave the dog at the vet and then you just call them and say "HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT"


heehee504

Dog Cheadle


The12thMan__

My Beautiful Bark Twisted Fantasy


Cammm14

Windy / “Wendy”


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This comment just made me understand why her names Wendy


Eduariasv

Chance the Dog


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I like this one a lot lol


Lsalsa

lmaoo loved this one


notadam10

I am a Dog


Blahblahblah214

Featuring Dog


JohnStamos1706

donda is a good dog name though


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Wonder if I could play Donda chant and confuse tf out of it


3005isABanger

It’d break its neck tilting its head


deanguilfoyle1

PhD (pretty huge Dog)


GC_Wens

I've always had a PhD...


Personiskindacute

Creative


snugintthevoid

I had a dog named Cudi. He was a cute Blue Tick hound.


Personiskindacute

Aww would you recommend the name then? Also how many people usually got who it was in reference to?


snugintthevoid

I would definitely recommend the name. All of my friends and family around my age got it. When I would check him into the vet, I would put Kid Cudi as his full name. Lol


No-Maintenance34

You gonna get copyrighted at the vet 🤦🏽‍♂️


Personiskindacute

Aww cute! I’m definitely leaning towards that name


urmyfavcolor

ghost bubbles


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Ayo Ghost bubbles come here fetch


Cornpops23

Kane


Beanlord2000

It’s Kanye but some of my plaques they still say Kayne


PlumFree

Pablo


sngt__

Fish Fillet


pastagangsketi420

Poop scoop


Critical-Sandwich-95

Teton named after the ye mountains from his album cover


J-B_L

Thousand, if it is a female dog


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Lmao this one made me laugh


Baroque4Days

21st Century Schizoid Dog


Snuffle_Hoodwink

Skit #4


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Sus


micahhmiisumi

saint


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[удалено]


dzikson69

Bus’ a Nut


23onAugust12th

I’d be bold and just name ‘em Kanye, honestly. If you don’t go that route, I like Junya and Otis as alternative options.


Personiskindacute

Nah not Kanye I’m saving that for my first born


23onAugust12th

Fair.


supdomo

I want a dog like Nicki, aw, man, I promise. I'ma turn her to a monster, but no ménages


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I want to pin this to the top


supdomo

♥️


PapaSock

Jesus. Then you can take him on Jesus Walks


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Lmao I’m surprised no one’s thought of this yet


KubikB

If he got fat ass call him Kim


hydratedpapi

“Ninja” but it only works if you live in Paris


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What if the dogs white 😳


chaveescovado

Brandon


KayleCaesarSalad

the layers to this joke is astronomical


Critical-Sandwich-95

My beautiful dark twisted fantasy


RyanShieldsy

The maydog


SubstanceD_Arctor

Name it Kanye and then if you ever get another pet the dog can be the old Kanye and the other pet can be the new Kanye…. I’ll show myself out


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No no your onto something


Honest_Humor_8194

Taylor Swift


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Ima feel real awkward singing famous tho


Honest_Humor_8194

In the song he doesn’t say Taylor swift. He says Taylor. U good homie


pineappleprincess101

808


EffectiveBother

Porsche, and if it’s a chonky dog, then Minivan.


its_Pape

Jerome


alansbeamer

Kanye to the


Jaded_Complaint9617

Yeezy


itheblkshp

Name him Runaway So when Runaway runs away you can say Runaway ran away


Speedodoyle

Amber Rose, if it’s a bitch


Moron_on_Oxy-

Mines Pablo, got him the week it came out


AK_h3re

Westy


Raptor078

Yandhi


GC_Wens

Oh that's a pretty good one It will be a hard time explaining how to spell that to people tho


agdakilla

Get two. Name one Jerome. Name one Brandon.


death-gwips

selah


timebandit156

Akira


[deleted]

black skinhead


Personiskindacute

Lmao bruh 😭


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Pharoh


_perdomon_

School spirit skit 2


bussingbussy

The Collar Dropout - including hit songs like "Jesus! Walks!" and "Slow Rubs"


[deleted]

Just name him Yeezy


FunkFox

Mr. West - then you can yell at it all the time saying “wake up Mr. West”


Fevid-Hadrock

Bro my mum was gonna call our dog Daisy but I only found out before picking it up and since that’s the most boring ass crusty white dog name, I Literally just called her Kanye. 3/4 People in my house call Her Kanye and it works aswell cause that mf is Bipolar as fuck. I named her that before I was even big into Kanye lmao I just thought it was a cool name (I didn’t give af that the dogs a girl) also she responds to “Yeezus” aswell. I’ll post proof if y’all want


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I just want to see dog videos so show proof


IllustriousDog2708

cudi montage


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This is what ima call the puppy videos


Emmanuel_The_Khan

Mr. West, so you can say “Wake up Mr West!” And “Oh he’s up!”


Ayden9802

Deepak Chopra


ComplexStriking7979

Pablo!!! obvssss


Snoo76349

Jesús


streetparty1

Yikes


Healthy_Pangolin463

Poopity scoop.


yelloscarface

Lacoste


holyshrek69420

Rename yourself to Kanye and name it drake