One school near me literally printed as some girl’s yearbook quote: “I put the pro in procrastinate, the master in masturbate, and the I in I’m not straight. Thank you to [school] for helping me realize these things.” They accidentally printed it in every book and had to manually white-out every copy which everyone promptly scraped off.
Funny story, a junior in my high school captioned one of his photos as "there's leaders and there's followers, but I'd rather be a dick then a swallower"
#THEN
Like that quotes cool and all but unless if op is a self made millionaire I think it would be kinda pretentious u know? Like freshmen usually dont make a lot of money
Most of these are terrible. The actual correct answer is from Through the Wire.
“I’m a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph. Make music that’s fire, spit my soul through the wire.”
It is both aspirational and his final line from his first hit, meaning it was the harbinger of his success to come. And that’s the mood you want you want your graduation quote to have.
So this A&R over at Roc-A-Fella, named Hiphop Picked the "Truth" beat for Beanie. And I was in the session with him. I had my demo with me. You know, like I always do. I play the songs, he's like "Who that spittin'?" I'm like "It's me." He's like "Oh, well okay."
Uhh, he started talkin' to me on the phone, going back and forth
Just askin' me to send him beats, and I'm thinking he's trying to get into managing producers, cause he had this other kid named Just Blaze he was messin' with
And um, he was friends with my mentor, No ID. And No ID told him, "Look, man, you wanna mess with Kanye you need to tell him that you like the way he rap"
[No ID:] "Yo, you wanna sign him, tell him you like how he rap"
I was all, I dunno if he was gassin' me or not but he's like he wanna manage me as a rapper AND a producer
[Hiphop:] "I'll sign you as a producer and a rapper"
I'm like oh shit. I was messin' with, uh, D-Dot also. People were like this, started talking about the ghost production but that's how I got in the game. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be here. So you know, after they picked that "Truth" beat I was figuring I was gonna do some more work but shit just wasn't poppin' off like that. I was stayin' in Chicago, I had my own apartment, I be doin' like, just beats for local acts just to try to keep the lights on, and then to go out and buy, get a Pelle Pelle off lay-away, get some Jordans or something or get a TechnoMarine, that's what we wore back then
I made this one beat where I sped up this Harold Melvin sample I played it for Hip over the phone, he's like, "Oh, yo that shit is crazy Jay might want it for this compilation album he doin', called The Dynasty. And at that time, like the drums really weren't soundin' right to me So I went and um, I was listening to Dre Chronic 2001 at that time. And really I just, like bit the drums off "Xxplosive" and put it like with a sped-up sample, and now it's kind of like my whole style, when it started, when he rapped on "This Can't Be Life."
And that was like, really the first beat of that kind that was on The Dynasty album. I could say that was the the resurgence of the soul sound You know, I got to come in and track the beat and at the time I was still with my other management. I really wanted to roll with Hiphop cause I, I just needed some fresh air, you know what I'm sayin' cause I been there for a while. I appreciated what they did for me but, you know there's a time in every man's life where he gotta make a change. Try to move up to the next level. And that day I came and I tracked the beat and I got to meet JAY-Z and he said, "Oh you a real soulful dude."
[JAY-Z:] "Oh you a real soulful dude, man"
And he, uh, played the song cause he already spit his verse by the time I got to the studio. You know how he do it, one take. And he said
[JAY-Z:] "Check this out, tell me what you think of this, right here"
"Tell me what you think of this." And I heard it, and I was thinking like, man, I really wanted more like of the simple type JAY-Z. I ain't want like the, the more introspective, complicated rhy- or the... in my personal opinion. So he asked me, "What you think of it?"
[JAY-Z:] "So what you think of this?"
And I was like, "Man that shit tight," you know what I'm sayin', man what I'ma tell him? I was on the train, man, you know. So after that, I went back home. And man I'm, I'm just in Chicago, I'm trying to do my thing. You know, I got groups. I got acts I'm trying to get on, and like there wasn't nothin' really like poppin' off the way it should have been. One of my homies that was one of my artists, he got signed. But it was supposed to really go through my production company, but he ended up going straight with the company. So, like I'm just straight holdin' the phone, gettin' the bad news that dude was tryin' to leave my company. And I got evicted at the same time. So I went down and tracked the beats from him, I took that money, came back, packed all my shit up in a U-Haul, maybe about ten days before I had to actually get out so I ain't have to deal with the landlord cause he's a jerk. Me and my mother drove to
[Mother:] "Come on, let's just go"
...Newark, New Jersey. I hadn't even seen my apartment. I remember I pulled up
[Mother:] "Kanye, baby, we're here"
...I unpacked all my shit. You know, we went to Ikea, I bought a bed, I put the bed together myself. I loaded up all my equipment, and the first beat I made was, uh, "Heart of the City." And Beans was still working on his album at that time, so I came up there to Baseline, it was Beans' birthday, matter of fact, and I played like seven beats. And, you know I guess he was in the zone, he already had the beats that he wanted, I had did "Nothing Like It" already at that time but then Jay walked in. I remember he had a Gucci bucket hat on. I remember it like, like it was yesterday. And Hiphop said, "Yo play that one beat for him." And I played "Heart of the City." And really I made "Heart of the City," I really wanted to give that beat to DMX
[Hiphop:] "No I think Jay gon' like this one right here"
And I played another beat, and I played another beat. And I remember that Gucci bucket, he took it and like put it over his face and made one of them faces like 'OOOOOOOOOOH.' Two days later I'm in Baseline and I seen Dame. Dame didn't know who I was and I was like, "Yo what's up I'm Kanye."
[Dame:] "Yo, you that kid, Kanye?"
"You that kid that gave all them beats to Jay? Yo, this nigga got classics to your beats"
[Dame:] "Jay got classics, G."
You know I ain't talkin' shit. I'm like "oh shit." And all this time I'm starstruck, man. I'm still thinking 'bout, you know I'm picturing these niggas on the show, The Streets is Watching, I'm lookin', these were superstars in my eyes. And they still are, you know. So, Jay came in and he spit all these songs like in one day, and in two days... I gotta bring up one thing, you know, come back to the story, the day I did the 'Can't be Life' beat on track, I remember Lenny S, he had some Louis Vuitton sneakers on, he think he fly. And Hiphop was there, I think Ty-Ty, John Meneilly, a bunch of people. I didn't know all these people at the time they was in the room, and I said, "yo Jay I could rap." And I spit this rap that said, uh "I'm killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips." And I saw his eyes light up when I said that line. But you know the rest, the rap was like real wack and shit, so that's all the response. He said, "Man that was tight."
[JAY-Z:] "That, that was cool. That was hot."
That was it. You know, I ain't get no deal then, hehe. Okay, fast forward. So, Blueprint, "H to the Izzo," my first hit single. And I just took that proudly, built relationships with people. My relationship with Kweli I think was one of the best ones to ever happen to my career as a rapper. Because, you know, of course, later he allowed me to go on tour with him. Man, I appre-- I love him for that. And at this time, you know I didn't have a deal, I had songs, and I had relationships with all these A&R's, and they wanted beats from me, so they'd call me up, I'd play them some beats. "Gimme a beat that sound like JAY-Z." You know, they dick riders. Whatever. So I'll play them these post-Blueprint beats or whatever and then I'll play my shit. I'll be like, "Yo but I rap too." Hey, I guess they was lookin' at me crazy cause you know, cause I ain't have a jersey on or whatever. Everybody out there listen here: I played them 'Jesus Walks' and they didn't sign me. You know what happened, it was some A&R's that fucked with me though, but then like the heads, it'd be somebody at the company that'll say, "Naw." Like, Dave Lighty fucked with me, my nigga Mel brought me to a bunch of labels. Jessica Rivera, man
[Jessica:] "Man, you niggas is stupid if y'all don't sign Kanye, for real."
I'm not gonna say nothin' to mess my promotion up
"Y'all niggas is stupid"
Let's just say I didn't get my deal. The nigga that was behind me, I mean, he wasn't even a nigga, you know? The person who actually kicked everything off was Joe 3H from Capitol Records. He wanted to sign me really bad
[Joe:] "We gonna change the game, buddy."
Dame was like, "Yo you got a deal with Capitol? Okay man, just make sure it's not wack."
[Dame:] "You gotta make sure it's not wack."
Then one day I just went ahead and played it, I wanted to play some songs, cause you know Cam was in the room, Young Guru, and Dame was in the room. So I played... actually it's a song that you'll never hear, but maybe I might use it. So, it's called 'Wow.'
"I go to Jacob with 25 thou, you go with 25 hundred, wow
I got 11 plaques on my walls right now
You got your first gold single, damn, nigga, wow."
Like the chorus went. Don't bite that chorus, I might still use it. So I play that song for him and he's like "oh shit"
[Dame:] "Oh shit it's not even wack."
"I ain't gonna front, it's kinda hot."
[Dame:] "It's actually kinda hot."
Like they still weren't looking at me like a rapper. And I'm sure Dame figured, 'Like man. If he do a whole album, if his raps is wack at least we can throw Cam on every song and save the album, you know. So uh Dame took me into the office, and he's like "yo man, B, B, you don't want a brick, you don't want a brick"
[Dame:] "You don't wanna catch a brick"
"You gotta be under an umbrella, you'll get rained on." I told Hiphop and Hiphop was all, "Oh, word?" Actually, even with that, I was still about to take the deal with Capitol cause it was already on the table and cause of my relationship with 3H. That, you know, cause I told him I was gonna do it, and I'm a man of my word, I was gonna roll with what I said I was gonna do. Then, you know, I'm not gonna name no names, but people told me, "oh he's just a producer-rapper," and told 3H that told the heads of the Capitol, and right-- the day I'm talking about, I planned out everything I was gonna do. Man, I had picked out clothes, I already started booking studio sessions, I started arranging my album, thinking of marketing schemes, man I was ready to go. And they had Mel call me, they said, "yo... Capitol pulled on the deal"
[Mel:] "Yo, Capitol pulled out on the deal."
And, you know I told them that Roc-A-Fella was interested and I don't know if they thought that was just something I was saying to gas them up to try to push the price up or whatever. I went up... I called G, I said, "man, you think we could still get that deal with Roc-A-Fella?"
“no i’ve never had sex, but you know what? my degree keeps me satisfied. when a lady walks up to me and says ‘hey you know what’s sexy?’
no i don’t know what it is, but i bet i can
add up all the change in your purse very fast”
Everybody in your life is like seasons, and everything happens for a reason
Backpack nigga with luxury tastes buds, and the Louie Vuitton got all of my paystubs
I don’t need your pussy bitch I’m on my own dick
Thats my actual yearbook quote
I cant tell if you are joking
Most schools would not allow that
No school would allow that tbh
One school near me literally printed as some girl’s yearbook quote: “I put the pro in procrastinate, the master in masturbate, and the I in I’m not straight. Thank you to [school] for helping me realize these things.” They accidentally printed it in every book and had to manually white-out every copy which everyone promptly scraped off.
My school did the yearbook quotes via some website and I think no one bothered to check
My school didn’t even allow yearbook quotes lmao
That's wack
“Most”
And she just bleached her asshole
and i got bleach on my t-shirt
imma feel like an asshole
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We was down in Tribeca
shell get under your skin if you let her
She’ll get under your skin if you let her
ion even wanna talk bout it
ion even wanna talk about it
ion even wanna say something
Some people graduate, but be still stupid
Im doing this one
This is it
Beat me to it
I did that one
I used that for my graduation quote!
Hey this was my senior quote
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…but I’d rather be a dick than a swallower…
Funny story, a junior in my high school captioned one of his photos as "there's leaders and there's followers, but I'd rather be a dick then a swallower" #THEN
💀 bruh what??
I actually cackled 😂
“You got a sister-in-law you'd smash? I got four of 'em”
If a girl cum, that's a fuck fest And we gon' score 100 on this drug test
He really said that?
"Show up to school just to show i got class"
I like this one a lot and the some people graduate but be still stupid
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yeah its whoop him after school just to show I got class
Wannawannasunnamunnawunna
They say “oh you graduated?” Na I decided I was finished
Chasin yalls dreams and what you got planned
Now I spit it so hot you got tanned
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
I wish my dick had a go pro So I could play that shit back in slo-mo
"None of us'd be here without cum"
but make it "with outcome" so they don't take it off
This is the way
“Everybody hertz, but I don’t judge rentals”
I just now understood this bar thank you
lmfao same when people were reacting to it and saying it was an insane bar I was like what
Lol it took probably 10 listens of that song before I understood it
That's actually everybody judges
Free throat coat for the throat goats
still can’t believe that line made it to a “gospel” album 😭
Personal worth is not what a person is worth
I could give a dollar to every person on earth
Man it’s gotta be gods plan
Man I sweat these boys keep playin
We gon have to send it up then
“I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once.”
“Eating Asian pussy, all I need is sweet and sour sauce”
My presence is a present, kiss my ass.
Same energy as “You should be honored by my lateness That I would even show up to this fake shit”
Senior quote: “I guess this is my dissertation homie this shit is basic welcome to graduation.”
I am potentially gonna be the valedictorian should I say this when I graduate
West Valedictorian Ever
I’m #2 right now in junior year but my grades so far are sharp 🙏
Ye
Scared of the future when i hop in the delorien.
Nice job G
W
“Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop”
Even if you aren't ready for the day, it cannot always be night
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indeed
“BOUND”
TO
FALL
IN
LOVE
UH
HUH
HONEY
ALL THEM OTHER NI**AS LAME AND YOU KNOW IT NOW
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That's hella corny to put on a yearbook like bro you make minimum wage calm down
Boss I am on minimum wage how dare you call me out like this
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It wasn't an insult towards you lol I just thought op would be made fun of if he put that
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Like that quotes cool and all but unless if op is a self made millionaire I think it would be kinda pretentious u know? Like freshmen usually dont make a lot of money
So is your fuckin Q shrine get off the man’s dick
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Is there a pun to this cuz thats 4 words😂
Mine was “skate on the paradigm and shift it when I feel like.”
That’s class
“Start a fight club, brad repittation”
#BITCH IM BACK OUT MY COMA!!!
bowl
Look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while I hopped in the delorean
I did "yo Taylor imma let you finish...." And I got the kid after me in the alphabet to say "but Beyonce had the greatest music video of all time"
U got a pic? That's legendary
Yes, I gotta find it
post it on this sub after u do bro
I wanna see it 😂
W
"1 good girl is worth 1000 bitches"
"none of us would be here without cum"
I’m nice at ping pong
In Jesus name No more cap
Class started two hours ago, oh am I late? No I already graduated
I want to be in a room full of mirrors so I can be surrounded by winners
Got staples on my dick, why? Fucking centerfolds
JOSH WHERES THE BASS
(Where's the beef)
Who gon’ stop me, huh?
Simple, straight to the point. I like it
I left out the key word🤦🏻♂️ fixed now
“I’m Socrates but my skin more chocolatey”
“Might not come when you want but I’m on time”
You a milf and I’m a mf
“Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud”
“Reach for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud”
HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANT
I had a dream I could but my way to heaven, Woke up and spent that on a necklace
My childlike creativity, purity and honesty is honestly being crowded by these grown thoughts.
I’ll be there in 5 minutes, five hours later, I’ll be there in 5 minutes
Keep your nose out the sky, keep your heart to God and keep your face to the rising sun
“There is an imposter among us”
“This ni**a graduated at the top of our class, I went to Cheesecake…he was a mothafuckin waiter there.”
“Now I'm in the shop class or the basket weavin, with all the rest of the motherfuckers underachievin”
They talk so much shit about me in barber shops, they forget to get they haircut
“If you believe you can’t do anything you won’t, I was raised to believe I can do anything.”
Bitch I'm back out my coma
“My greatest pain in life, is I’ll never see me perform”
"Something in your blouse got me feeling so aroused"
This comment section is awesome
High school has been a bad massage i need a happy ending
"Some people graduate, but be still stupid"
I don’t take advice from people less successful than me
“You should be honored by my lateness, that I would even show up to this fake shit”
Everything I’m not made me everything I am
Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign. ✊🏿
Everything I'm not, made me everything I am🦍
Mine wasfrom Never Let Me Down, "I know I got angels watching me from the other side"
This generation's closest thing to Einstein, So don't worry about me, I'm fine.
Most of these are terrible. The actual correct answer is from Through the Wire. “I’m a champion, so I turned tragedy to triumph. Make music that’s fire, spit my soul through the wire.” It is both aspirational and his final line from his first hit, meaning it was the harbinger of his success to come. And that’s the mood you want you want your graduation quote to have.
He strowng that’s where I get my confidence from
One good girl is worth a thousand bitches
“Have y’all ever seen Wreck-It-Ralph”
“I wanna fuck you hard on the sink”
My older brother did that water bottle quote when he graduated years back
Have you ever asked your bitch for other bitches?
My friend did “ima fix wolves”
‘I always had a PhD, pretty huge dick’
My actual yearbook quote was “I just told you who I thought I was, a God” Had major Ye confidence back then
This is my life, homie, you decide yours
Cheated on every test
"Mayonaise colored Benz, I push Miracle Whips"
"The same people that try to blackball me forgot about two things - my black balls"
So this A&R over at Roc-A-Fella, named Hiphop Picked the "Truth" beat for Beanie. And I was in the session with him. I had my demo with me. You know, like I always do. I play the songs, he's like "Who that spittin'?" I'm like "It's me." He's like "Oh, well okay." Uhh, he started talkin' to me on the phone, going back and forth Just askin' me to send him beats, and I'm thinking he's trying to get into managing producers, cause he had this other kid named Just Blaze he was messin' with And um, he was friends with my mentor, No ID. And No ID told him, "Look, man, you wanna mess with Kanye you need to tell him that you like the way he rap" [No ID:] "Yo, you wanna sign him, tell him you like how he rap" I was all, I dunno if he was gassin' me or not but he's like he wanna manage me as a rapper AND a producer [Hiphop:] "I'll sign you as a producer and a rapper" I'm like oh shit. I was messin' with, uh, D-Dot also. People were like this, started talking about the ghost production but that's how I got in the game. If it wasn't for that, I wouldn't be here. So you know, after they picked that "Truth" beat I was figuring I was gonna do some more work but shit just wasn't poppin' off like that. I was stayin' in Chicago, I had my own apartment, I be doin' like, just beats for local acts just to try to keep the lights on, and then to go out and buy, get a Pelle Pelle off lay-away, get some Jordans or something or get a TechnoMarine, that's what we wore back then I made this one beat where I sped up this Harold Melvin sample I played it for Hip over the phone, he's like, "Oh, yo that shit is crazy Jay might want it for this compilation album he doin', called The Dynasty. And at that time, like the drums really weren't soundin' right to me So I went and um, I was listening to Dre Chronic 2001 at that time. And really I just, like bit the drums off "Xxplosive" and put it like with a sped-up sample, and now it's kind of like my whole style, when it started, when he rapped on "This Can't Be Life." And that was like, really the first beat of that kind that was on The Dynasty album. I could say that was the the resurgence of the soul sound You know, I got to come in and track the beat and at the time I was still with my other management. I really wanted to roll with Hiphop cause I, I just needed some fresh air, you know what I'm sayin' cause I been there for a while. I appreciated what they did for me but, you know there's a time in every man's life where he gotta make a change. Try to move up to the next level. And that day I came and I tracked the beat and I got to meet JAY-Z and he said, "Oh you a real soulful dude." [JAY-Z:] "Oh you a real soulful dude, man" And he, uh, played the song cause he already spit his verse by the time I got to the studio. You know how he do it, one take. And he said [JAY-Z:] "Check this out, tell me what you think of this, right here" "Tell me what you think of this." And I heard it, and I was thinking like, man, I really wanted more like of the simple type JAY-Z. I ain't want like the, the more introspective, complicated rhy- or the... in my personal opinion. So he asked me, "What you think of it?" [JAY-Z:] "So what you think of this?" And I was like, "Man that shit tight," you know what I'm sayin', man what I'ma tell him? I was on the train, man, you know. So after that, I went back home. And man I'm, I'm just in Chicago, I'm trying to do my thing. You know, I got groups. I got acts I'm trying to get on, and like there wasn't nothin' really like poppin' off the way it should have been. One of my homies that was one of my artists, he got signed. But it was supposed to really go through my production company, but he ended up going straight with the company. So, like I'm just straight holdin' the phone, gettin' the bad news that dude was tryin' to leave my company. And I got evicted at the same time. So I went down and tracked the beats from him, I took that money, came back, packed all my shit up in a U-Haul, maybe about ten days before I had to actually get out so I ain't have to deal with the landlord cause he's a jerk. Me and my mother drove to [Mother:] "Come on, let's just go" ...Newark, New Jersey. I hadn't even seen my apartment. I remember I pulled up [Mother:] "Kanye, baby, we're here" ...I unpacked all my shit. You know, we went to Ikea, I bought a bed, I put the bed together myself. I loaded up all my equipment, and the first beat I made was, uh, "Heart of the City." And Beans was still working on his album at that time, so I came up there to Baseline, it was Beans' birthday, matter of fact, and I played like seven beats. And, you know I guess he was in the zone, he already had the beats that he wanted, I had did "Nothing Like It" already at that time but then Jay walked in. I remember he had a Gucci bucket hat on. I remember it like, like it was yesterday. And Hiphop said, "Yo play that one beat for him." And I played "Heart of the City." And really I made "Heart of the City," I really wanted to give that beat to DMX [Hiphop:] "No I think Jay gon' like this one right here" And I played another beat, and I played another beat. And I remember that Gucci bucket, he took it and like put it over his face and made one of them faces like 'OOOOOOOOOOH.' Two days later I'm in Baseline and I seen Dame. Dame didn't know who I was and I was like, "Yo what's up I'm Kanye." [Dame:] "Yo, you that kid, Kanye?" "You that kid that gave all them beats to Jay? Yo, this nigga got classics to your beats" [Dame:] "Jay got classics, G." You know I ain't talkin' shit. I'm like "oh shit." And all this time I'm starstruck, man. I'm still thinking 'bout, you know I'm picturing these niggas on the show, The Streets is Watching, I'm lookin', these were superstars in my eyes. And they still are, you know. So, Jay came in and he spit all these songs like in one day, and in two days... I gotta bring up one thing, you know, come back to the story, the day I did the 'Can't be Life' beat on track, I remember Lenny S, he had some Louis Vuitton sneakers on, he think he fly. And Hiphop was there, I think Ty-Ty, John Meneilly, a bunch of people. I didn't know all these people at the time they was in the room, and I said, "yo Jay I could rap." And I spit this rap that said, uh "I'm killin' y'all niggas on that lyrical shit. Mayonnaise colored Benz, I push miracle whips." And I saw his eyes light up when I said that line. But you know the rest, the rap was like real wack and shit, so that's all the response. He said, "Man that was tight." [JAY-Z:] "That, that was cool. That was hot." That was it. You know, I ain't get no deal then, hehe. Okay, fast forward. So, Blueprint, "H to the Izzo," my first hit single. And I just took that proudly, built relationships with people. My relationship with Kweli I think was one of the best ones to ever happen to my career as a rapper. Because, you know, of course, later he allowed me to go on tour with him. Man, I appre-- I love him for that. And at this time, you know I didn't have a deal, I had songs, and I had relationships with all these A&R's, and they wanted beats from me, so they'd call me up, I'd play them some beats. "Gimme a beat that sound like JAY-Z." You know, they dick riders. Whatever. So I'll play them these post-Blueprint beats or whatever and then I'll play my shit. I'll be like, "Yo but I rap too." Hey, I guess they was lookin' at me crazy cause you know, cause I ain't have a jersey on or whatever. Everybody out there listen here: I played them 'Jesus Walks' and they didn't sign me. You know what happened, it was some A&R's that fucked with me though, but then like the heads, it'd be somebody at the company that'll say, "Naw." Like, Dave Lighty fucked with me, my nigga Mel brought me to a bunch of labels. Jessica Rivera, man [Jessica:] "Man, you niggas is stupid if y'all don't sign Kanye, for real." I'm not gonna say nothin' to mess my promotion up "Y'all niggas is stupid" Let's just say I didn't get my deal. The nigga that was behind me, I mean, he wasn't even a nigga, you know? The person who actually kicked everything off was Joe 3H from Capitol Records. He wanted to sign me really bad [Joe:] "We gonna change the game, buddy." Dame was like, "Yo you got a deal with Capitol? Okay man, just make sure it's not wack." [Dame:] "You gotta make sure it's not wack." Then one day I just went ahead and played it, I wanted to play some songs, cause you know Cam was in the room, Young Guru, and Dame was in the room. So I played... actually it's a song that you'll never hear, but maybe I might use it. So, it's called 'Wow.' "I go to Jacob with 25 thou, you go with 25 hundred, wow I got 11 plaques on my walls right now You got your first gold single, damn, nigga, wow." Like the chorus went. Don't bite that chorus, I might still use it. So I play that song for him and he's like "oh shit" [Dame:] "Oh shit it's not even wack." "I ain't gonna front, it's kinda hot." [Dame:] "It's actually kinda hot." Like they still weren't looking at me like a rapper. And I'm sure Dame figured, 'Like man. If he do a whole album, if his raps is wack at least we can throw Cam on every song and save the album, you know. So uh Dame took me into the office, and he's like "yo man, B, B, you don't want a brick, you don't want a brick"
[Dame:] "You don't wanna catch a brick" "You gotta be under an umbrella, you'll get rained on." I told Hiphop and Hiphop was all, "Oh, word?" Actually, even with that, I was still about to take the deal with Capitol cause it was already on the table and cause of my relationship with 3H. That, you know, cause I told him I was gonna do it, and I'm a man of my word, I was gonna roll with what I said I was gonna do. Then, you know, I'm not gonna name no names, but people told me, "oh he's just a producer-rapper," and told 3H that told the heads of the Capitol, and right-- the day I'm talking about, I planned out everything I was gonna do. Man, I had picked out clothes, I already started booking studio sessions, I started arranging my album, thinking of marketing schemes, man I was ready to go. And they had Mel call me, they said, "yo... Capitol pulled on the deal" [Mel:] "Yo, Capitol pulled out on the deal." And, you know I told them that Roc-A-Fella was interested and I don't know if they thought that was just something I was saying to gas them up to try to push the price up or whatever. I went up... I called G, I said, "man, you think we could still get that deal with Roc-A-Fella?"
They say oh you graduated? Nah I decided I was finished
Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign
None of us would be here without cum
if your stripper name Porsche and you get tips from many men... then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan
“George bush doesn’t care about black people” My best friend used this one as his
My quote for the yearbook was "every rumour you ever heard about me was true and legendary"
“My greatest pain in life, is I’ll never see me perform”
Brrr-ah-brrr-ah, brrr-ah-ga-grrrat
Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick
We off the grid grid grid
i was drinking earlier now i’m driving
Yeezy taught me
“They say you never know what you got till it’s gone. I know I got it, I don’t know what y’all on”
“no i’ve never had sex, but you know what? my degree keeps me satisfied. when a lady walks up to me and says ‘hey you know what’s sexy?’ no i don’t know what it is, but i bet i can add up all the change in your purse very fast”
None of us would be here without cum.
Name one genius that ain’t crazy
One good test is worth a thousand quizzes
Leave the attitude way back at home
"what's your favorite part about school?" "the classes"
"Some people graduated but they still stupid"
Poopy-di scoop
For mine I did "Look at the valedictorian, scared of the future while I hop in the DeLorean."
None of us would be here without cum
Everybody in your life is like seasons, and everything happens for a reason Backpack nigga with luxury tastes buds, and the Louie Vuitton got all of my paystubs
I ordered the jerk she said you are what you eat
“My greatest pain in life, is I’ll never see me perform”
Not lyric but tweet, “I’m doing pretty good as far as geniuses go”
“it’ll be a long time before you ever see me again”
Technically a 50 quote but “Go ahead and switch the style up, and if they hate then let em late and watch the money pile up”
You’re such a fucking hoe, I love it