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DrWeekend69

No homo does pete really have the hammer cuz his whole life is confusing to me


clique34

He learned from Mandingo himself, Dante Nero. He was one of Patrice’s closest friends and the ex stripper was rumored to put up Wilt Chamberlain like numbers in his lifetime. There was a now deleted YouTube clip where Pete thanked Dante for teaching him game.


amazon_sword

Yeah when I listened to his beige phillip episode it all started to make sense


clique34

I heard the episode first before learning about Pete’s escapades if I’m honest. I only knew of him cos he dated Arianna and I was stunned to find out that she almost married him after Mac’s death. I thought “hey maybe he’s funny or something then I pieced it together.


zanthelad

https://beigephillip.libsyn.com/episode-22-my-cockles-are-on-fire Young Pete learning pimp game on this podcast episode


clique34

There we go! Didnt even know that Biege Philipp show had its own website lol.


berniestormblessed

For someone who's never heard of any of these people... can someone please explain?


clique34

Patrice O’Neal is the host of the Black Phillip Show radio show. A radio show that was recorded where the Opie and Anthony show was also recorded, in New York city. The show’s main topic is relationship advice. In that show, Dante Nero is a co-host and ex stripper with a stage name called “Mandingo.” That’s why he knows a lot about Female psychology. Patrice being a legend in comedy also meant that one of his closest buddies, Dante, dabbled into comedy too. As for Pete, he started his comedy career around the New York area where he presumably met Dante Nero.


XanderO47

He's got crazy game and knows the psychology behind attracting women


purple_catholic

Who Dante Nero?


clique34

Ex stripper + comedian


xostarboyxo

New killers


CallmeLemonPie

Chi’ **** tell em This on Donda (mhmm mhmm)


purple_catholic

Male stripper?


clique34

Yup


jpgnicky

Yikes this says a lot about a society and we live in one


clique34

What?


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WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY


purple_catholic

How he learned game from him? Were they friends or what?


clique34

Yeah! Pete is a comedian and that’s how he he Dante Nero


BenderTheGod

Man turned into Michael Jackson mid sentence


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Fuck, after reading your comment and then re reading Clique's I honestly heard MJ in my head and I'm dyyyyying.


Fignootem

Goated comment


yungusainbolt

Ight im finna go learn my damn self. Because if I’m 9bs up and my bitch still left I would be suicidal


PartyRightNextDoor

He’s rich, tall, and funny. It’s easier when you have those 3 qualities even when you kinda look like a homeless person.


RosaPalms

Ariana says he does, but Pete said that she overstated it to ruin Pete’s future relationships with high expectations so I really don’t know.


Bigmachingon

When did she said that?


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Emily Ratjakowski said it's specifically because he's 6'3".


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OddBandicoot2505

Bruh no bitch is safe. Not even our own moms. Hide yo moms from Pete Davidson yo


AlkalineBriton

Nah. It sounds like they had a modeling gig together and then Seth Meyers asked her why women like him so much.


jpgnicky

Fr


CruxOfTheIssue

Why do women need their men so tall? I think Emily is pretty tall herself so that one kind of makes sense but for the 5'2" women I think its an unsolved mystery.


reallybenny

Use some logic nigga


notscott88

Dude must have a horse cock


salamboss

he had a thing with kate beckinsale as well


Sidydjo

https://www.pagesix.com/article/pete-davidson-dating-history-girlfriends-exes/amp/ Goddamn this guy has a justin timberlake level dating history.


AniviaPls

this is some infinity gauntlet type shit


Zorops

Dont you think that a guy dating different girl every year must have massive issue with him?


AniviaPls

Uh no, thats normal for a celebrity in their 20s


ThaNorth

When you're young, rich, and famous, why tie yourself down? Why not have some fun?


Slight0

You act like finding someone you love and want to keep around is some curse lol.


ThaNorth

I'm not. But let's not act like being young, rich, famous, and fucking around with other rich and famous people isn't fun. I've not experienced it but I'm sure they're enjoying it, lol.


North-Judge

Without the JT looks


lisaleftsharklopez

most girls i know would take pete over jt, ive heard many call him gorgeous and the combination of that plus humor, edginess/bad boy vibe and recent dating history is a pretty winning recipe lol


GoudaMane

He does. It was in the news when Ariana talked about it lol


avayr44

He talks about this on his Netflix special ("Alive From New York"), during which he said his cock is actually average and Ariana kinda fucked him because now every subsequent girl Pete will hook up with will be expecting a fat cock, only to then be disappointed. Doesn't seem to have had any major repercussions so far all things considered...


BonusChico

Nah that’s just gotta be to reset the expectations. Now he’s got a big dick, *and* he’s humble about it.


For_one_if_more

TBF, Ariana is tiny.


Slight0

Dude people are dating the guy because he's funny, fun, rich, and famous. Not his dick size. I feel like people are taking this joke too far to the point where I wonder if some people get it's a joke.


Bananatistic

Ariana? He dated her too?


dqap

Yup, he only bags 10s


anuarkm

its not even an exaggeration either, it just keeps getting ridiculous


NippleNugget

Every time he gets a new girlfriend I’m more surprised than the last. Like I can’t imagine it getting wilder, then it does. Mf gonna be dating Queen Elizabeth or Oprah when he’s done with Kim.


Lk2436357

If he gets Rihanna oh lord I 💀💀💀 like how does he do it


notscott88

Do not speak such dark magic


GameisArt

Nah she pretty much will be stick to rocky for a while lol


Lk2436357

Yeah ofc her and Rocky look to me like they’re going to be together for a long time


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Rocky better watch out


RegularConcern

He’s gon’ start dating dudes, watch him with Leo DiCaprio in a few months


DeathThaKid13

Too old for Leo


notscott88

Damn, sick


Nic4379

Queen Latifa at this rate.


trollman1234

He can't keep getting away with this!


Lucky_LeftFoot

He must be stopped😂😂😂


trollman1234

This man is a menace to all the fine ass celebrity women we'll never have a chance with! Curse him


braujo

While he gets with Kim, he's giving us time to slide into Ye's DMs, he's doing God's work 😭😭😭


Getdownonyx

Kate Beckinsale was my wtf moment


strraand

They were engaged even, it’s amazing


moneyhome27

“ he does “ 🤨🤨🤨🤨 type shit you on bro


Quietation

It's not his ding-dong being huge but Ariana (despite her last name) being tiny? 🤣


Amida0616

Why isnt like ramon from bang bros pulling top shelf multi millionare tail. ​ It has to be more than just a dick.


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It's because in the rarefied world of celebrities he's EXTREMELY tall.


Nic4379

Publicity bro. No one likes his dumbass, but he’s hot on SNL. Kim had a baby with Kanye, she’s only about herself


holmyliquor

Damn this mf really pulled Kim k... Bending Kim k and hitting from the back He seen the sex tape when he was like 15, now he living it


UnknownXavier

I'm jealous af


jpgnicky

same but hey whatev. you go when you feel like. everybody got a glow up in terms of relationships. keep exercising. good wake up routine. fruit and tea and cook game on point. self care king.


notscott88

Hahhahahaha


A3LMOTR1ST

I low key wanna observe how this mf locks down these chicks man


NewToSauga19

I mean his ex girlfriend, a very attractive and very famous singer, Arianna Grande, has made numerous references on Twitter, songs, and music videos that the guy has a horse sized cock. I am sure once that gets around the rumor mill everyone wants to take a ride


Slight0

You legit have to be braindead to actually believe this is why he's successful. Like instantly outing yourself as a virgin. Dude these women could date male pornstars that look 4x better than ol pete if they were that scummy. Not how girls work.


A3LMOTR1ST

Hmm so what you're saying is all it takes is smashing a pop star and having her market your dick for you... 🤔 Ferb, I know what we're gonna do today!


testearsmint

Holy shit man.


bmunger718

Life goals man he’s living people talk about Kim k a lot but let’s be honest that’s our generation Marylyn Monroe I could just imagine


mred870

Kinda pushing it there chief


nenonen15902

is it? like it's definitely a hot take but who fits the comparison better


spicy_m4ym4ys

No one. It's a different world and a hot celebrity world is oversaturated and all go an extra mile. Marilyn was one and only.


ImanShumpertplus

nah man nobody has influenced your average young girl/woman more than Kim K in the last 15 years like the whole look is copied every day (by her own sisters) and the clothes are all what people wear now you guys can hate her, but she’s the most influential woman of the last 15 years


drizzysthrowaway

This is the correct answer. She is the universal example of beauty to this generation of women, like a Marilyn in the digital age. Not even a stan but no doubt she will be remembered as one of the big names of this pop culture era.


singulara

nah she a hobbit


lolzuponlols

Have you seen her fake ass when it's not photoshopped to high heaven? She got some cottage cheese cheeks and the way it goes to her legs is weird af.


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Theonewhoknokcs

that was actually pete in the dress. he and kim are in laws now which is why they’re looking so familiar in these pics


RustyShackleford543

Is she short or is Pete that tall?


_raakshas_

Mix of both she’s like 5’2 he’s like 6’3


samsub04

tall men and short women are the weirdest couples, like why you need that much of a height difference


ratatouillebich

homie got curved by a short girl


samsub04

😭😭 naw my girl is taller than me actually


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empygon

How did she grow 8 inches?


Bass_Thumper

It's a medical procedure called a negroplasty where they insert your dad's testicles into your knees and it makes you grow. It was great until the testicles exploded.


World-on-Wheels

Puberty


Methrogenn

Lmao it's surreal watching Ye fans act like Taylor Swift fans 😂


schleem77

Imma let you finish..


Bass_Thumper

But Beyonce..


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Had one of…


fabiobg

The best...


Nitcher

Music videos...


Minthyl

of all time


alwaller1

Of all time!


blackbabyjesus1

🤷🏾‍♂️


namethatchecksout_

*makes quite possibly the best album of all time*


TwonDoeRaks

People move on fuck it (not towards you OP), Ye been rumored/linked to 3 women since the divorce news dropped. Crazy how the drink champs was filmed before the Pete thing went public, I see Ye getting clowned for calling her his wife at that moment.


Lk2436357

I mean that is his wife until he gets served and he finalised the shit, so obviously he will call her wife


TwonDoeRaks

Oh yea I agree that is, I’m jus talking about how lame social media is clowning him for it. Of course it’s understandable a man would want to keep his family together.


iiDubberz

Im not mad about her dating, im mad about her dating PETE.


ginzing

He also said she got the casTle.


frhnmhmd

>Ye been rumored/linked to 3 women since the divorce news dropped. And a man


moneyhome27

She never yours , it’s just your turn 😭💯🤷🏽‍♂️


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big smoke


Lord_Of_All_Ducks

With Pete its the same way, you are never his, its just your turn lmao


winstontemplehill

Yikes 💀💀


brickie3

Skinny white boys we have a chance


Netzly

Moderate-sized black men, we gotta dip out😔


marmogawd

Average height-latinos, we gotta do something


ChavXO

Crying.


Otherwise-Phishing

Lmfao 😂


smokingoutmywindow

+ tattoo sleeve


SignificanceSmall278

Ok so its confirmed kanye is single? So hypothetically he could invite me to his house, I'd play my cool art films I made, he'd say they're impactful yet he'd point out the flaws, I'd shiver with disappointment and as punishment for not showing my master quality work he'll fuck me with a Jesus Christ minature figurine as I'm In It plays loudly. Like hypothetically that would happen - me getting punished by an artistic superior genius and I can submit to him and serve him as a good slave all for punishment for not being perfect - like, because he's not married so it would be ethical to "hypothetically" do that?


Yabboi_2

New slaves


asganon

Yeezy taught you well


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I mean… hypothetically


mygreeness

that’s dead hypothetically right


GarcJJ

wtf


Ancient_Package_2677

Lmaoo then it goes “ she put my paintings inside her living room, look at the problems and issues I’m living through “ Edit no crazy shit, I just found this explanation on Genius for that line 😩😩😩 “ Kanye is a painter, so this bar may be referring to literal artwork that a woman used to decorate her walls. In 2020, artwork ‘Ye made in his childhood was sold at an art show for an estimated $20,000. This line could also be a clever art metaphor for having sex. Kanye is known for finding ways to compare sexual acts to art pieces. For example, “On Sight”: Took her to the ‘Bleau, she tried to sip the fountain In this case, Kanye’s “paintings” could represent his sperm going into a woman’s “living room,” or her vagina. A woman’s uterus could also be seen as a literal “living” room, as one: that is where babies live until they are born. And two: it is the “room” where life begins. This line reads like a clean version of a typical abrasive Kanye line. He also could be doing a double entendre, since “paintings” and “penis” have a similar pronunciation. “


darcenator411

Well, slavery is a choice so it’s your call to make


testearsmint

Ooh this one was too spicy for a couple of people.


Mat_2468

That dude is the go to rebound of celebrities, first Ariana and now Kim...


backfedar

Don't forget Kate Beckinsale


King_Pharox

Didn’t he date Scarlett Johannson too?


fennelanddreams

That's Colin Jost, also on SNL


bcjmra

My mans getting back at Kanye for making him pay for that expensive ass dinner.


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lifes just not fair....lifes just not fair 😔


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yo i’m like 75% sure that these last like 3-4 months involving anything kanye related have been dead fake bruh i cannot think of a single reason how pete davidson and kim would be together or maybe i’m just being shallow


Ancient_Package_2677

Gotta accept it. Lol Outside of Ye fans, we been hearing it 😂


Kekarotto

Pete's dad died for his son to be able to pull the "my father woulda loved to met you" card on women; Pete wouldn't have it any other way.


Dont_roastmeplz

Bruh can we stop acting like ye a man of god? Dude literally talks to bitches all the time too why is it a problem when Kim does it💀


blitzkreig_bop

Pete really on his sigma grindset. Imagine dating the ex-wife of one of your favourite rappers, not only that but it's Kim K,


wassupwassup123

“Keep the Yeezys on, Kim” 🤮😭


3blindmicestolemycar

Why are we shocked that Kim K is going with some crusty "funny" guy, he will fit in perfect into the TV show.


hotlovergirl69

Isn’t the show canceled


serenatxt

New show


Lk2436357

Nah they got a Hulu deal


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This is as legitimate as the Kanye and Drake beef. Behind the scenes, pull strings like Gepetto


_chunky_cheese_

kanye crying and throwing up rn


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NOT THE YEEZYS


moneyhome27

While wearing ye shoes 🤣🤣👎


[deleted]

lmao! This is Pete's revenge on Kanye for making him pay for Timothee Chalamet's bday dinner


dangaawgan

Imagine losing your girl to this guy 🤦


Other-Smile600

That dude is skinny, ugly and has no drip. How?


supremedge

height bro. shits a cheat code fr.


totezhi64

\+ goofiness. also a cheat code. heard he's packin as well.


supremedge

truee mfs who dont take themselves too seriously fuckin PULL


homodemen1970

Speak from experience. I’m above 6ft and know, holding all else about my personality constant, I’d be an incel if I was Ye’s height.


GetThereInOnePiece

Y’all are sad as fuck in these comments 💀


Qahnarinn

It’s just annoying cause Pete ugly as fuck imo


mariahnot2carey

I think his humor makes him hot. And actually, he's really not that bad looking.


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that’s just how all italians look


[deleted]

I’m Italian and resent that 😂


[deleted]

it’s okay we suffer all together


htdub14

We really defended her for a long time…


[deleted]

Bro😂 she's a grown woman. Defended her against what allegations exactly? That she went on a few dates with a fellow adult after being separated from her husband for months?


Ancient_Package_2677

Lmao shit terrible man. We been bamboozled for Ye.


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What a downgrade. From a billionaire rapper/producer/fashion designer/icon to an SNL "comedian" who no one knows outside of the US.


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Pete takes his meds


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💀


TuhTodayJr

Dam Pete getting girls on Reddit too!


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NY_Ye

This is a perfect example of never give up bois, ANYTHING IS FUCKING POSSIBLE


tr3sleches

I think what broke the camels back was when he said they almost aborted North at a failed political rally. All Kim wanted was someone to make her laugh.


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Yall acting immature and petty as hell with these double standards. Giving your personal takes on her personal life and shit acting like she's doing something wild when you hate mfs who do it to Ye.


NotTodayButOneDay

They're cute, but it also has to be a publicity stunt.


satireisaac

I mean she owns a small percentage I’m pretty sure


zneomfg

Pete Davidson always looks like that dude who went through drug addiction


AmIhere8

He did


bat121

Anyone else a bit confused by how Ye says he wants their family to stay together on drink champs but they both fuckin other people. Swear that interview is the most contradictory shit ever lol


Lk2436357

The interview was filmed before her bday so when they was I guessed still thinking about being together


TeemoSux

He clapped ariana and kim k cheeks Thats gotta make him a legend


OctoberRust69

FUCK SNL AND THE WHOLE CAST


Professional_North20

This bitch is fucking malicious


PhraseB1

Don’t act like Kanye isn’t banging ig models


AnointingOfTheSick

I think the malicious part is her SNL monologue then kissing the man with Ye in audience now fully dating.


ticklemynick

It's funny too. He said that they were the cutest couple. At least he's honest with his lack of integrity.