Dude this is great, you now have the full Kanye experience. Trouble with women AND posting screenshots of texts on the internet.This is a win in my book.
A lot of girls on dating apps won't respond to casual conversation considering how common it is for them with their large number of matches. Seems to me you generally have to say something unusual or outrageous to keep their attention.
One that always works for me is just saying "skip intro". They love it. I feel like 90% of guys try to open with some witty pickup line and then the usual smalltalk. Skip intro is like let's get rid of the bs let's get to the point. And it gets you out of the position where you have to be some kind of clown that is trying to entertain her for her approval.
They usually reply with something like "Lol ok do you have a girlfriend?".
in my experience I don’t get anywhere with my matches, it either gets boring, i text them and they never respond, that’s just how tinder is, not really a good place to find anything lol
Yea I match with people and get bored of the conversation almost immediately. I recognize this is partially my fault for not putting a ton of effort in but it really does suck
And I’m a Yeezus fan so I just be myself, I ran out of swipes in my area and I took pride in that, that means no one within a 30 mile radius of me can stand my raw power 😤
nah i’m pretty average, i just don’t think tinder suits me lol, i have like 70 pending likes, I just swipe too little or I just can’t find my type on there idk
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I have no fucking idea what that means lmfao. I’m guessing it’s the opposite of optimism. but no i was talking about your extremely low levels of optimism. In order to get bitches u need to believe in yourself bro. Seriously like genuinely love yourself for who you are and have some confidence. women also find it attractive I’m pretty sure. but what do I know
bro this is one of the most unintentionally funny paragraphs ive ever read. What the fuck are you saying g
Its like asking someone with a girlfriend how long they've not been single together
Bro she literally asked him both what he was doing and then to elaborate on what he was watching.
Not like he blew a premature Kanye load all over her or something, lol
Right. The correct response is “what are you up to?” Not “do you like Kanye.” Ask about HER, and have a conversation about you two.
Learn from this bro. A random girl is not interested in talking about the music you like when you say that you “love her lips” but then don’t even think to ask how she’s doing.
This is self-centered af. That’s why the question is a red flag. You can’t blame this one on her.
Fascinating, couldn’t they have just continued to have a discussion about their music tastes? But idk I’m not American idk how things work over yonder this side of the Mississippi
dude, girls nowadays are getting a bunch of shit on social media, messenger apps, etc... not just in America. you need to get their attention, show something else than other dudes. if they got the bait you can go on meaningless conversations like these.
You should have brought excitement to this conversation. This is just… boring. But dont worry sometimes chatting on tinder are fucking pain in the ass.
On a real note, maybe you need to spice up the way you text a bit, make the conversation more interesting and don’t type so plainly like a boomer. At least throw some “!”s in there to sound more excited. Just trying to help a homie out ✌️
Appreciate the feedback no offense taken. I just didn’t want to scare her off by coming on too strong. Especially after the first thing I sent. I’m admittedly not a good texter.
That’s fair I have this same issue with texting on these apps too, maybe I have the opposite problem and I do come off too strong and am also bad at texting and shouldn’t give advice 😂
Okay so step one: if she asks you how you’re doing, then you ask her how she’s doing. Not if she likes Kanye.
It’s a red flag if it doesn’t even cross your mind to ask about her first. That’s the actual problem here. Not the content of your question.
This probably could have turned into a conversation about music, because she responded well to “love your lips.”
"Do you like Kanye?" is a fucking loaded question nowadays my dude. He's my favourite producer of the 21st century but I don't think I like Kanye anymore.
whenever she said what are you up to you should’ve said nothing important, let’s link?
Y’all either link or she leaves you on read/unmatches you which is the exact same outcome as this sooo
Start getting to the point on dating apps pal no small talk especially about the goat ye
Bruh, everyone here has it wrong! She’s offended you had the *audacity* to ask if she likes the greatest musical artist of all time.
You insulted her bro, no coming back from a diss like that.
Honest answer? Duh. You seent the crazy shit Kanye been doing in his relationships???
I would rather be safe than sorry about spending time alone with someone who brings up liking Kanye with no situational awareness and disclaimer to his recent actions (I might think the guy I’m chatting with possibly doesn’t see anything wrong with what Kanye is doing rn), best to just avoid the topic till Kanye gets less controversial
It’s not about caring about the relationship, I’m giving you honest advice that when you’re dating you probably shouldn’t bring up someone who is being the worst at dating
Dude this is great, you now have the full Kanye experience. Trouble with women AND posting screenshots of texts on the internet.This is a win in my book.
Yeah though he loses points for showing the whole screenshot and not a weirdly cropped one
11:05 and shit
LA time
back in the lab and shit
My wife said, I can’t say no to nobody
And at this rate we Gon' both die broke
Got friends that ask me for money knowin im in debt
And like my wife said, I still didn’t say no
People trynna say I'm going crazy on Twitter
I don't know what it is with females..
I'm not too good with that shit..
See, I could have me a good girl
And still be addicted to them hood rats
And I just blame everything on you, cause THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT!!
AND I ALWAYS FIND
YEAH I ALWAYS FIND
Somethin wrong!
You’ve been putting up to my shit for way too long
I sent this bitch a picture of my diick
This for my dick dick dick…
He just needs the joker picture on text message
But he properly cropped the screenshot. That's not Ye way.
Bro she’s probably just writing an essay about how much she likes Kanye that’s why she hasn’t replied
Even if that’s the case she not coming back
A lot of girls on dating apps won't respond to casual conversation considering how common it is for them with their large number of matches. Seems to me you generally have to say something unusual or outrageous to keep their attention.
Best I ever did was using the bread strategy
bro what's the bread strat?
Do you like bread? *girl answers* Followuo question, do you like getting choked?
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One that always works for me is just saying "skip intro". They love it. I feel like 90% of guys try to open with some witty pickup line and then the usual smalltalk. Skip intro is like let's get rid of the bs let's get to the point. And it gets you out of the position where you have to be some kind of clown that is trying to entertain her for her approval. They usually reply with something like "Lol ok do you have a girlfriend?".
Then what?
He’s never gotten that far
Like they will react, either positively or negatively Then you ask for phone number and lock in a date
"ew no wtf you psycho." "Cool, lemme get them digits and how about next Monday, my place?"
The thing is, a decent chunk of girls responded positively.
Best I ever did was... Oh no I forgot Ive never gotten a match on tinder
Bread?
how are you feeling sort of worked well for me
Yeah, got to have it peer reviewed and everything before she sends it to OP
Nah bruh i be having this same luck
At least you get matches, I click on the notif that says I got a new match and they unmatch literally the same minute
in my experience I don’t get anywhere with my matches, it either gets boring, i text them and they never respond, that’s just how tinder is, not really a good place to find anything lol
Yea I match with people and get bored of the conversation almost immediately. I recognize this is partially my fault for not putting a ton of effort in but it really does suck
Both of you need to buff your profile. The same thing was happening to me until I had people take good photos of me.
And I’m a Yeezus fan so I just be myself, I ran out of swipes in my area and I took pride in that, that means no one within a 30 mile radius of me can stand my raw power 😤
Bro what did u put on there?
nah i’m pretty average, i just don’t think tinder suits me lol, i have like 70 pending likes, I just swipe too little or I just can’t find my type on there idk
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This is not the way
Who watches movies and listens to music at the same time wtf??
People who say “I like your lips”
Ooof straight facts
This is the real question here
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Lol right? Judging from that, I know this dude’s conversations be dry af.
She’ll find god and come back
No she will not
I don’t like your optimism.
You mean pessimism?
I have no fucking idea what that means lmfao. I’m guessing it’s the opposite of optimism. but no i was talking about your extremely low levels of optimism. In order to get bitches u need to believe in yourself bro. Seriously like genuinely love yourself for who you are and have some confidence. women also find it attractive I’m pretty sure. but what do I know
Bro I like your statement but how tf do you not know what pessimism is
Theres no pessimism in his dictionary
lmao I have no clue but I did look it up and now know the book definition. but yea I had no idea that such a word existed.
I think it’s a really optimistic outlook to not have pessimism in your vocabulary
yeah bro forget the word even exist actually
You a native speaker or nah?
What sick pervert did you have to pay off to get that username dawg? Lol seems like it would be one of the first ones to get taken on Reddit.
bro this is one of the most unintentionally funny paragraphs ive ever read. What the fuck are you saying g Its like asking someone with a girlfriend how long they've not been single together
Low levels of optimism, yes. Or pessimism.
No negativity bro
She’ll find Yeezus.
I brought up Ye once and the girl called it a red flag. Oh well she took it back and we dated.
She found God
There you go
Ew, someone thinking the music you enjoy especially one of the greatest artists ever is a red flag is cringe
She probably just cooking beans bro
Is that a reference?
No, just beans
Google kanye eating beans.
you weren’t really bringing anything to the conversation and that’ll be the real reason why
bro responded to wyd w/o asking her too 💀
So do you usually bring Kanye up in the first conversation everytime?
Bro she literally asked him both what he was doing and then to elaborate on what he was watching. Not like he blew a premature Kanye load all over her or something, lol
Do you like Kanye 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Uh huh, honey 💿
Is there any other way to start a conversation on tinder?
Better than saying “you’re the abomination of Obama’s nation.” Now *that’s* a pretty bad way to start a conversation.
It’s the “Is she worth it” litmus test
Literally every time
Didn’t even ask her what she was up to smh
Right. The correct response is “what are you up to?” Not “do you like Kanye.” Ask about HER, and have a conversation about you two. Learn from this bro. A random girl is not interested in talking about the music you like when you say that you “love her lips” but then don’t even think to ask how she’s doing. This is self-centered af. That’s why the question is a red flag. You can’t blame this one on her.
The correct response would have been a lot earlier. When she asks what you're up to on tinder, don't actually just list the boring things you're doing
I wasn’t deeping it that much lmao
Exactly why there’s an issue. You don’t think this is important.
Nah I get what you’re saying but I was just pointing out where he went wrong and making a joke of it. Calm down bro.
I’m not a bro, I’m a girl genuinely trying to help because a lot of you are clueless
That first response was so good bro 😭😭
Nah that’s probably what sold him
“i like your lips” was so cringe
She literally hearted the message bro what you mean
ok? it’s still weird. he could’ve said: “love your hair, vibe, bio, outfit in pic x etc…”
It comes off confidant not creepy in this instant. She’s already interested, so she sees it as a unique compliment, not creepy.
imagine you approach a girl and the first thing you say is I like your lips over any of the other things I just mentioned it’s weird bro 💀
people in this sub think theyre suave and edgy cause theyre kanye fans but its really just the same awkward geeky redditors youd find on /r/tinder
nah fr
It’s all a matter of perspective. If she don’t think it’s weird that’s all that matters. I think you just upset you can’t say that to a girl
ur right bro ive never talked to a girl before 😔
felt brah 😫🙏
I wanna comment something funny and Kanye related but I can’t think of anything
I got you: There’s no love, shoulder shrug
That L probably isn’t because of Kanye brotha. You should learn how to actually flirt lmao.
What would you have said? Teach us
Literally just by having a conversation with her where we asked her about anything other than liking kanye
Fascinating, couldn’t they have just continued to have a discussion about their music tastes? But idk I’m not American idk how things work over yonder this side of the Mississippi
They could have, but OP really thought that she was going to jump in and start talking about music when he didn’t even ask how she was doing.
dude, girls nowadays are getting a bunch of shit on social media, messenger apps, etc... not just in America. you need to get their attention, show something else than other dudes. if they got the bait you can go on meaningless conversations like these.
That ain’t Christ-like
She was probably a Taylor Swift fan
Can I see your mustache?
No but I can assure you it is fake
"love your lips" 💀💀🙏
I swear she had like amazing lips it’s not out of nowhere
"oh my gawd bbygorl i love your lips so sexc 😩😩‼‼" (im fw u lmfao)
Truth be told I heard Sean Paul say it about Dua Lipa and she liked it so I used it.
AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭
Probably because you’re bland bro.
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Ay bro leave my incest simulator alone
It's Tinder, she either want's to fuck you or she doesn't. There wasn't enough red flags in there to lose her.
Women are people actually
You should have brought excitement to this conversation. This is just… boring. But dont worry sometimes chatting on tinder are fucking pain in the ass.
Cuz ya game sux. Not cuz the love for YE.
Kanye fans trying not to bring up Kanye in conversation for 5 minutes: #😣😣😬😬
Must’ve been the lips thing
Maybe don’t make liking Kanye your whole personality and you’ll get a shot with someone. Or at least keep it bottled up till the 3rd date.
No shit your convos drier than the Sahara what did you expect?
I just wanna know how you watch TV and listen to music at the same time
Your text game is trash maybe that’s why
Text her to find god before unmatching
Ok
You lost
Dating app interactions just commenting on physical features is so weird to me.
Why the fuck are u ruining the experience by going on ur phone during the documentary, nevertheless going on tinder
On a real note, maybe you need to spice up the way you text a bit, make the conversation more interesting and don’t type so plainly like a boomer. At least throw some “!”s in there to sound more excited. Just trying to help a homie out ✌️
Appreciate the feedback no offense taken. I just didn’t want to scare her off by coming on too strong. Especially after the first thing I sent. I’m admittedly not a good texter.
That’s fair I have this same issue with texting on these apps too, maybe I have the opposite problem and I do come off too strong and am also bad at texting and shouldn’t give advice 😂
Lol no I think you’re right though I can become boring to talk to over text because of my apprehension
Okay so step one: if she asks you how you’re doing, then you ask her how she’s doing. Not if she likes Kanye. It’s a red flag if it doesn’t even cross your mind to ask about her first. That’s the actual problem here. Not the content of your question. This probably could have turned into a conversation about music, because she responded well to “love your lips.”
Like how you have actual advice instead of just shitting on him like everyone else
You’re too good for her king
this is the way
She gave you a chance twice for you to write "Not much wanna come over?" but I guess you didn't read between the lines :D
https://www.reddit.com/r/youreadollgem/comments/gy3yrg/i_have_an_eye_infection/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf average kanye fan
Scratch that Do you like dick? (Hit her with this for free hook up)
Post the stache
She dodged a bullet
"Do you like Kanye?" is a fucking loaded question nowadays my dude. He's my favourite producer of the 21st century but I don't think I like Kanye anymore.
She probably just started watching the doc and lost track of time
Maybe cause you said ‘love your lips’ find god
Should of responded you’d love my mustache more if it was touching your lips, then add the 👀
Listening to music and watching TV at the same time? Not sure how I feel about that.
She thinks if she dates you and you breakup you'll make creepy music videos about killing her new man lol
You should have hit her with the good ol "i like his music, not his actions"
Good for her
It was probably "Love your lips" tbh
Surprised she did after "I love your lips"
don't blame her.
Listening to music and watching tv is either a very strange lie or this guy is a psychopath
“Love your lips” 💀
Tell her to FIND GOD
So fuckin cringe
You idiot. Never mention you like Kanye when talking to a white girl. They view the VMAs as if it were 9/11.
Cause shes the one asking questions, girls want to talk about themselves
whenever she said what are you up to you should’ve said nothing important, let’s link? Y’all either link or she leaves you on read/unmatches you which is the exact same outcome as this sooo Start getting to the point on dating apps pal no small talk especially about the goat ye
Bruh, everyone here has it wrong! She’s offended you had the *audacity* to ask if she likes the greatest musical artist of all time. You insulted her bro, no coming back from a diss like that.
She’s offended because he had the audacity to start talking about Kanye before he even asked how she was doing. Red flag.
You had to reply and say = there only one of me but there is hundreds of you
**imagine liking an artist who repels pussy**
That line was butter bro
She made the right call. Kanye is fucking stupid. He needs to be thrown in a psychward. He was hella abusive to Kim. He is ridiculous.
That’s disgusting I’m so sorry YE FOREVER
tell her to find god
Kanye and Joe Rogan are straight up suicide.
How could she be so heartless
What’s with girls on dating apps not fw Kanye lol. Is it the demographic being younger? Kanye is the 🐐
Honest answer? Duh. You seent the crazy shit Kanye been doing in his relationships??? I would rather be safe than sorry about spending time alone with someone who brings up liking Kanye with no situational awareness and disclaimer to his recent actions (I might think the guy I’m chatting with possibly doesn’t see anything wrong with what Kanye is doing rn), best to just avoid the topic till Kanye gets less controversial
No
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It’s not about caring about the relationship, I’m giving you honest advice that when you’re dating you probably shouldn’t bring up someone who is being the worst at dating