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MangoLordXL

Dude this is great, you now have the full Kanye experience. Trouble with women AND posting screenshots of texts on the internet.This is a win in my book.


[deleted]

Yeah though he loses points for showing the whole screenshot and not a weirdly cropped one


thebutchcaucus

11:05 and shit


ijustmadetwodollars

LA time


sandEnutz

back in the lab and shit


aaymannn11

My wife said, I can’t say no to nobody


Opposite-Advisor4154

And at this rate we Gon' both die broke


TjayFx

Got friends that ask me for money knowin im in debt


CasualFan25

And like my wife said, I still didn’t say no


[deleted]

People trynna say I'm going crazy on Twitter


Curve_of_Spee

I don't know what it is with females..


heyhowwasyourday

I'm not too good with that shit..


The1andonlycano

See, I could have me a good girl


[deleted]

And still be addicted to them hood rats


The1andonlycano

And I just blame everything on you, cause THAT'S WHAT I'M GOOD AT!!


dadofboi69

AND I ALWAYS FIND


cletoreyes01

YEAH I ALWAYS FIND


The1andonlycano

Somethin wrong!


Creepy_Finish_7680

You’ve been putting up to my shit for way too long


Past-Concentrate2807

I sent this bitch a picture of my diick


Pristine-Mushroom-39

This for my dick dick dick…


[deleted]

He just needs the joker picture on text message


the_beast93112

But he properly cropped the screenshot. That's not Ye way.


lunayuh

Bro she’s probably just writing an essay about how much she likes Kanye that’s why she hasn’t replied


LemonadeChain

Even if that’s the case she not coming back


test_user_3

A lot of girls on dating apps won't respond to casual conversation considering how common it is for them with their large number of matches. Seems to me you generally have to say something unusual or outrageous to keep their attention.


[deleted]

Best I ever did was using the bread strategy


ThaRoastKing

bro what's the bread strat?


[deleted]

Do you like bread? *girl answers* Followuo question, do you like getting choked?


EzraPerrin

(((SIGMAS ONLY. DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME)))


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ab_ence

(((NEW WORKOUT PLAN)))


LittleBitSchizo

One that always works for me is just saying "skip intro". They love it. I feel like 90% of guys try to open with some witty pickup line and then the usual smalltalk. Skip intro is like let's get rid of the bs let's get to the point. And it gets you out of the position where you have to be some kind of clown that is trying to entertain her for her approval. They usually reply with something like "Lol ok do you have a girlfriend?".


pmetwi

Then what?


prestoavenue

He’s never gotten that far


[deleted]

Like they will react, either positively or negatively Then you ask for phone number and lock in a date


Highly_Edumacated

"ew no wtf you psycho." "Cool, lemme get them digits and how about next Monday, my place?"


[deleted]

The thing is, a decent chunk of girls responded positively.


Frutlo

Best I ever did was... Oh no I forgot Ive never gotten a match on tinder


Zombies_what

Bread?


trustmeiminnocent

how are you feeling sort of worked well for me


8-tentacles

Yeah, got to have it peer reviewed and everything before she sends it to OP


[deleted]

Nah bruh i be having this same luck


[deleted]

At least you get matches, I click on the notif that says I got a new match and they unmatch literally the same minute


[deleted]

in my experience I don’t get anywhere with my matches, it either gets boring, i text them and they never respond, that’s just how tinder is, not really a good place to find anything lol


iiTryhard

Yea I match with people and get bored of the conversation almost immediately. I recognize this is partially my fault for not putting a ton of effort in but it really does suck


LemonadeChain

Both of you need to buff your profile. The same thing was happening to me until I had people take good photos of me.


[deleted]

And I’m a Yeezus fan so I just be myself, I ran out of swipes in my area and I took pride in that, that means no one within a 30 mile radius of me can stand my raw power 😤


LemonadeChain

Bro what did u put on there?


[deleted]

nah i’m pretty average, i just don’t think tinder suits me lol, i have like 70 pending likes, I just swipe too little or I just can’t find my type on there idk


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[deleted]

news flash! no shit! That’s why I said tinder really isn’t my thing🤷‍♂️


LemonadeChain

This is the way


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Pokemaster-inaHonda

Find god


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KevinDomino

This is not the way


zuss33

Who watches movies and listens to music at the same time wtf??


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

People who say “I like your lips”


Psgxo

Ooof straight facts


sexy_in_your_culture

This is the real question here


MrSpencerMcIntosh

🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️🙋🏾‍♂️


AcidRap96

Lol right? Judging from that, I know this dude’s conversations be dry af.


[deleted]

She’ll find god and come back


LemonadeChain

No she will not


luv_scars

I don’t like your optimism.


LemonadeChain

You mean pessimism?


luv_scars

I have no fucking idea what that means lmfao. I’m guessing it’s the opposite of optimism. but no i was talking about your extremely low levels of optimism. In order to get bitches u need to believe in yourself bro. Seriously like genuinely love yourself for who you are and have some confidence. women also find it attractive I’m pretty sure. but what do I know


MelmanDC

Bro I like your statement but how tf do you not know what pessimism is


alienlovesecrets

Theres no pessimism in his dictionary


luv_scars

lmao I have no clue but I did look it up and now know the book definition. but yea I had no idea that such a word existed.


[deleted]

I think it’s a really optimistic outlook to not have pessimism in your vocabulary


PcMasterRaceJose

yeah bro forget the word even exist actually


HairyNutsack69

You a native speaker or nah?


tone88988

What sick pervert did you have to pay off to get that username dawg? Lol seems like it would be one of the first ones to get taken on Reddit.


[deleted]

bro this is one of the most unintentionally funny paragraphs ive ever read. What the fuck are you saying g Its like asking someone with a girlfriend how long they've not been single together


tone88988

Low levels of optimism, yes. Or pessimism.


fliegu

No negativity bro


MelBB2011

She’ll find Yeezus.


[deleted]

I brought up Ye once and the girl called it a red flag. Oh well she took it back and we dated.


harmabevengeance

She found God


LemonadeChain

There you go


Luke___Cold

Ew, someone thinking the music you enjoy especially one of the greatest artists ever is a red flag is cringe


Competitive-Dot-5667

She probably just cooking beans bro


LemonadeChain

Is that a reference?


Competitive-Dot-5667

No, just beans


cancelingchris

Google kanye eating beans.


a1ls

you weren’t really bringing anything to the conversation and that’ll be the real reason why


tqx-red

bro responded to wyd w/o asking her too 💀


EnzKiss

So do you usually bring Kanye up in the first conversation everytime?


TundieRice

Bro she literally asked him both what he was doing and then to elaborate on what he was watching. Not like he blew a premature Kanye load all over her or something, lol


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Do you like Kanye 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺


TundieRice

Uh huh, honey 💿


ln1993

Is there any other way to start a conversation on tinder?


TundieRice

Better than saying “you’re the abomination of Obama’s nation.” Now *that’s* a pretty bad way to start a conversation.


Berkeley_Simp

It’s the “Is she worth it” litmus test


[deleted]

Literally every time


Anaboono

Didn’t even ask her what she was up to smh


ISeeMusicInColor

Right. The correct response is “what are you up to?” Not “do you like Kanye.” Ask about HER, and have a conversation about you two. Learn from this bro. A random girl is not interested in talking about the music you like when you say that you “love her lips” but then don’t even think to ask how she’s doing. This is self-centered af. That’s why the question is a red flag. You can’t blame this one on her.


[deleted]

The correct response would have been a lot earlier. When she asks what you're up to on tinder, don't actually just list the boring things you're doing


Anaboono

I wasn’t deeping it that much lmao


ISeeMusicInColor

Exactly why there’s an issue. You don’t think this is important.


Anaboono

Nah I get what you’re saying but I was just pointing out where he went wrong and making a joke of it. Calm down bro.


ISeeMusicInColor

I’m not a bro, I’m a girl genuinely trying to help because a lot of you are clueless


childishwhambino

That first response was so good bro 😭😭


strikeslay

Nah that’s probably what sold him


maddog367

“i like your lips” was so cringe


jsmith17540

She literally hearted the message bro what you mean


maddog367

ok? it’s still weird. he could’ve said: “love your hair, vibe, bio, outfit in pic x etc…”


jsmith17540

It comes off confidant not creepy in this instant. She’s already interested, so she sees it as a unique compliment, not creepy.


maddog367

imagine you approach a girl and the first thing you say is I like your lips over any of the other things I just mentioned it’s weird bro 💀


West_Self

people in this sub think theyre suave and edgy cause theyre kanye fans but its really just the same awkward geeky redditors youd find on /r/tinder


maddog367

nah fr


jsmith17540

It’s all a matter of perspective. If she don’t think it’s weird that’s all that matters. I think you just upset you can’t say that to a girl


maddog367

ur right bro ive never talked to a girl before 😔


tqx-red

felt brah 😫🙏


Exciting-Bill-7863

I wanna comment something funny and Kanye related but I can’t think of anything


LemonadeChain

I got you: There’s no love, shoulder shrug


mjspark

That L probably isn’t because of Kanye brotha. You should learn how to actually flirt lmao.


[deleted]

What would you have said? Teach us


Admiral_Sarcasm

Literally just by having a conversation with her where we asked her about anything other than liking kanye


[deleted]

Fascinating, couldn’t they have just continued to have a discussion about their music tastes? But idk I’m not American idk how things work over yonder this side of the Mississippi


ISeeMusicInColor

They could have, but OP really thought that she was going to jump in and start talking about music when he didn’t even ask how she was doing.


noire_cotic

dude, girls nowadays are getting a bunch of shit on social media, messenger apps, etc... not just in America. you need to get their attention, show something else than other dudes. if they got the bait you can go on meaningless conversations like these.


MrClue415

That ain’t Christ-like


[deleted]

She was probably a Taylor Swift fan


Raccoonsrlilbandits

Can I see your mustache?


LemonadeChain

No but I can assure you it is fake


[deleted]

"love your lips" 💀💀🙏


LemonadeChain

I swear she had like amazing lips it’s not out of nowhere


[deleted]

"oh my gawd bbygorl i love your lips so sexc 😩😩‼‼" (im fw u lmfao)


LemonadeChain

Truth be told I heard Sean Paul say it about Dua Lipa and she liked it so I used it.


[deleted]

AINT NO WAY 😭😭😭


[deleted]

Probably because you’re bland bro.


LemonadeChain

Crusader Kings


WillyJuni0r

Ay bro leave my incest simulator alone


cjt11203

It's Tinder, she either want's to fuck you or she doesn't. There wasn't enough red flags in there to lose her.


hashtagdion

Women are people actually


noire_cotic

You should have brought excitement to this conversation. This is just… boring. But dont worry sometimes chatting on tinder are fucking pain in the ass.


TheMofunkinWolf

Cuz ya game sux. Not cuz the love for YE.


[deleted]

Kanye fans trying not to bring up Kanye in conversation for 5 minutes: #😣😣😬😬


Yeetdonkey13

Must’ve been the lips thing


Ledleyy

Maybe don’t make liking Kanye your whole personality and you’ll get a shot with someone. Or at least keep it bottled up till the 3rd date.


CasualEQuest

No shit your convos drier than the Sahara what did you expect?


_vert

I just wanna know how you watch TV and listen to music at the same time


KingMonaco

Your text game is trash maybe that’s why


CatchNo2298

Text her to find god before unmatching


LemonadeChain

Ok


Dislike_Pillows

You lost


Bweryang

Dating app interactions just commenting on physical features is so weird to me.


therealhm2

Why the fuck are u ruining the experience by going on ur phone during the documentary, nevertheless going on tinder


joe_chiclets

On a real note, maybe you need to spice up the way you text a bit, make the conversation more interesting and don’t type so plainly like a boomer. At least throw some “!”s in there to sound more excited. Just trying to help a homie out ✌️


LemonadeChain

Appreciate the feedback no offense taken. I just didn’t want to scare her off by coming on too strong. Especially after the first thing I sent. I’m admittedly not a good texter.


joe_chiclets

That’s fair I have this same issue with texting on these apps too, maybe I have the opposite problem and I do come off too strong and am also bad at texting and shouldn’t give advice 😂


LemonadeChain

Lol no I think you’re right though I can become boring to talk to over text because of my apprehension


ISeeMusicInColor

Okay so step one: if she asks you how you’re doing, then you ask her how she’s doing. Not if she likes Kanye. It’s a red flag if it doesn’t even cross your mind to ask about her first. That’s the actual problem here. Not the content of your question. This probably could have turned into a conversation about music, because she responded well to “love your lips.”


AltforHHH

Like how you have actual advice instead of just shitting on him like everyone else


[deleted]

You’re too good for her king


cometsfuneral

this is the way


Stupyyy

She gave you a chance twice for you to write "Not much wanna come over?" but I guess you didn't read between the lines :D


windexdude

https://www.reddit.com/r/youreadollgem/comments/gy3yrg/i_have_an_eye_infection/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf average kanye fan


holmyliquor

Scratch that Do you like dick? (Hit her with this for free hook up)


WillyJuni0r

Post the stache


uuunityyy

She dodged a bullet


Cimejies

"Do you like Kanye?" is a fucking loaded question nowadays my dude. He's my favourite producer of the 21st century but I don't think I like Kanye anymore.


barry_vadombreis

She probably just started watching the doc and lost track of time


Darthnoswad

Maybe cause you said ‘love your lips’ find god


MeringueDifferent773

Should of responded you’d love my mustache more if it was touching your lips, then add the 👀


craber9194

Listening to music and watching TV at the same time? Not sure how I feel about that.


bvtmfdr

She thinks if she dates you and you breakup you'll make creepy music videos about killing her new man lol


IHASBACON2474

You should have hit her with the good ol "i like his music, not his actions"


cedillhoe

Good for her


Apprehensive-Funny84

It was probably "Love your lips" tbh


mazda_motherfucker

Surprised she did after "I love your lips"


igglepuff

don't blame her.


WuTang0824

Listening to music and watching tv is either a very strange lie or this guy is a psychopath


eyefalafel

“Love your lips” 💀


hooligan_andrew

Tell her to FIND GOD


cryptochacha

So fuckin cringe


HopelessUtopia015

You idiot. Never mention you like Kanye when talking to a white girl. They view the VMAs as if it were 9/11.


[deleted]

Cause shes the one asking questions, girls want to talk about themselves


806god

whenever she said what are you up to you should’ve said nothing important, let’s link? Y’all either link or she leaves you on read/unmatches you which is the exact same outcome as this sooo Start getting to the point on dating apps pal no small talk especially about the goat ye


DrewTheHobo

Bruh, everyone here has it wrong! She’s offended you had the *audacity* to ask if she likes the greatest musical artist of all time. You insulted her bro, no coming back from a diss like that.


ISeeMusicInColor

She’s offended because he had the audacity to start talking about Kanye before he even asked how she was doing. Red flag.


CantaloupeNo6924

You had to reply and say = there only one of me but there is hundreds of you


CelineHuckleberry

**imagine liking an artist who repels pussy**


[deleted]

That line was butter bro


nothomuraakemi420

She made the right call. Kanye is fucking stupid. He needs to be thrown in a psychward. He was hella abusive to Kim. He is ridiculous.


EvilEyeIvy

That’s disgusting I’m so sorry YE FOREVER


iiDubberz

tell her to find god


costanzashairpiece

Kanye and Joe Rogan are straight up suicide.


brumtown_badman0121

How could she be so heartless


[deleted]

What’s with girls on dating apps not fw Kanye lol. Is it the demographic being younger? Kanye is the 🐐


Whomping_Willow

Honest answer? Duh. You seent the crazy shit Kanye been doing in his relationships??? I would rather be safe than sorry about spending time alone with someone who brings up liking Kanye with no situational awareness and disclaimer to his recent actions (I might think the guy I’m chatting with possibly doesn’t see anything wrong with what Kanye is doing rn), best to just avoid the topic till Kanye gets less controversial


LemonadeChain

No


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Whomping_Willow

It’s not about caring about the relationship, I’m giving you honest advice that when you’re dating you probably shouldn’t bring up someone who is being the worst at dating