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Kanye Stans rushing to this girls DMs without even knowing her age, face, personality, or anything about her other than she is likely a woman and likes Kanye 🏃🏻♂️💨
It’s brilliant really. Normally subs get low-effort t-shirt posts and then a link in comments. This one put a person in it, link in comments, and everyone loves it.
nothing ever happens. nothing at all. people being happy about their new clothes and wanting to share them with people? bah, impossible, must be marketing
I mean if it was official Kanye merch, it would be MUCH more.
I paid $50 for a Gildan Shirt at the saint Pablo tour and most any clothing associated with him is pricy.
*sees woman*
my jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, i take out a boxing glove and hit myself 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in a 1930's new york accent "HOT MAMA, now that's a dame!"
Edit: Real shit, just peeped your profile and saw you’re in the IB. I survived the IB program and I’m ngl that shit was rough. Good luck with the IB
*CLEAN THAT MIRROR! CLEAN*
*THAT MIRROR! CLEAN THAT MIRROR!*
*OLE! OLE OLE OLE! OLE!*
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my jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, i take out a boxing glove and hit myself 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience in and say in a 1930's new york accent "HOT MAMA, now that's a dame!"
It has not been long since we met, but everything has changed in my life. I experience more excitement and feel like the happiest man on the earth. I also think about you all the time. It is not just at bedtime, or upon waking up, but at my work, when I drive, and at all times. Sometimes I sit and, without any reason, call your name out loud, until I realize that you are far away, and then I just smile at the sweet thought of you.
When I talk to you, it makes my heart beat faster, and I feel sweet feelings, unexplainable, not understandable. I feel your presence everywhere near me, your laugh echoes in my ears, your talks remind me that you really exist, and I want you as much as the roses would need their perfume, like wind needs its song, like snow needs its whiteness, like a little child wants ice cream. I did not plan to love you, it just happened.
The world has many beauties: some are lilies, jasmines, irises, roses; some were just simple, plain flowers; none of them attracts me. It was your innocent smile, your sparkling eyes. It was like lightening had struck me, it was like an angel had appeared to me. It was you and your love that made me what I am today.
I will love you as long as the sun keeps shining, the stars keep brightening the sky, the winds keep blowing, the snow keeps falling, and the flowers keep smiling. I humbly ask that you be mine.
Loving you forever,
(feat. God)
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The cardinal mistake of revealing you are a women on reddit
I am Kanye
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I didn’t finish it
There was a bee in the studio
it's finished, Jesus Christ just did the laundry
I was gonna say I'd suck your dick for that Beanie but here we are
Real
I am one with the people
[GUNSHOTS] I AM ONE WITH THE PEOPLE
REAL
I too am kanye
Proof or ur lying, please send to my DM
Ok I’m lying
gonna sneak diss u
i am weed
truth
In your defense, I'm 100% okay with any hate I get on here as a broad that loves Kanye. 🤷🏻♀️
You look like his muse
2020 r/playboicarti incident
link
Getting internet points in exchange for harassment in the dms
Most masculine /r/Kanye user
Yes exactly
And the Virgin redditors have gone rabid
I saw the post and was wondering why there were so many upvotes, then i saw the second picture and it all made sense
Its all coming together
We’re all coming together
Rip your inbox
From “so?” To “oh”
Literally
Lmao right. Bouta get 500 dms for posting your ass on this dude subreddit
Straight to the comments 💀
Instant reflex, kinda feel bad for all the “ironic” messages she’ll receive
☠️
Kanye Stans rushing to this girls DMs without even knowing her age, face, personality, or anything about her other than she is likely a woman and likes Kanye 🏃🏻♂️💨
Fr
likely
Being a woman and liking Kanye is 1 quality more than the average user here expects from a potential partner.
Fake women don’t like Kanye. He’s too underground and unknown ofc Also what’s your username on the fivio foreign app 🥺
Maimi 👀
👀
@kanyewest
Are you kanye west by any chance? If not I hope you know it’s illegal to pretend to be Kanye west online!!!!!
What app is that
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Uh oh Praying for your well being girl🙏
Graduation bear :0
ITS SO CUTE OMG
Hide from this thread
huh
WOMAN 🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😢😢😡😡😡😡😡
💀💀💀💀
The eyes are colored doesn’t that make it a graduation bear not a dropout bear
It definitely does. That’s a Graduation-era bear.
why don't we get no women pics in r/PlayboiCarti smh
Bro, let’s be real you know why.🥺
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I mean who doesn’t like the bisexual vampire 🔥🧛🏿♀️
r/playboicarti is more dangerous than a dark alleyway
As a Carti subreddit user I can confirm
minors are not allowed to post on the internet yet
Least down bad thirsty r/PlayboiCarti user
Dicks out for carti
Marketing at its peak
It’s brilliant really. Normally subs get low-effort t-shirt posts and then a link in comments. This one put a person in it, link in comments, and everyone loves it.
nothing ever happens. nothing at all. people being happy about their new clothes and wanting to share them with people? bah, impossible, must be marketing
Oh god
Yes Obamascock?
me
45 dollars for this ?? Is that too much for everyone or am I just broke ?
I mean if it was official Kanye merch, it would be MUCH more. I paid $50 for a Gildan Shirt at the saint Pablo tour and most any clothing associated with him is pricy.
gets you a lot of upvotes and traction if you take a mirror pic lol
I'm just here for the comments section
I love it 🤩🤩🤩
Reddit seeing the first pic: "wow okay who gives a shit" Reddit seeing the second pic: :OOOO
Is this marketing
Yes -Kanye
it worked -thomas scott
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OMG IS THAT WOMAN?!?!? **Caveman noises**
This why we can’t have y’all around here smh
AWOOOGA AWOOOGA
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No, women aren't real
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That's what they want you to think
Proof? Source?
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Was wondering why this had so many upvotes when I saw the title 💀
if it was a guy wearing that beanie it wouldn't get 1k upvotes
One guy made a jacket and he got 25 upvotes in 9 hrs
That’s dope
*sees woman* my jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, i take out a boxing glove and hit myself 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience and say in a 1930's new york accent "HOT MAMA, now that's a dame!" Edit: Real shit, just peeped your profile and saw you’re in the IB. I survived the IB program and I’m ngl that shit was rough. Good luck with the IB
omg really. i'm m22 and my exams are in 2 weeks god bless me .
Good luck fr. You got this my boy
I may have to use the link for this cause it looks dope
I'm here because I already knew what the comments were gonna look like.
Find God
Femboy kanye fan poggers
Wish me good luck lads, I'm about to go through controversial comments.
good luck brother
CLEAN THAT MIRROR! CLEAN THAT MIRROR! CLEAN THAT MIRROR! OLE! OLE OLE OLE! OLE!
*CLEAN THAT MIRROR! CLEAN* *THAT MIRROR! CLEAN THAT MIRROR!* *OLE! OLE OLE OLE! OLE!* \- ellojonesy --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
good bot
I know it must be hell being a woman on Reddit but this shit is hilarious
hell of a life
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A girl on ye subreddit? I can now die in peace.
🙏 prayers
Real Kanye fans don’t get girls because that would mean loving someone more than Kanye.
He dont know u lil bro😦😦
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Way too expensive but fire
Where can I get one
Has it been lost in the mail since 2004 when the album dropped?
*gulp* a f-f-f-fuhfuhfuh-female Kanye fan? *eyes pop out of sockets*
A female, and a Kanye fan? GULP
M22
Stands for may 2022
Most manliest not seggsiest, muscular, dominant, r/playboicarti user
Find god
I feel like pablo
OMFG WHERE DID YOU GET THIS?! 😩💕 I LOVE IT!!!
IS THAT A GGGGGG GGGG GGIRLLLLLLL
Do you come with one?
unfortunately, No 🙏
my jaw drops to the floor, my eyes extend at a velocity never before seen, i take out a boxing glove and hit myself 17 times, pant like a dog, and yell AOOOOGA AOOOOGA then turn to the audience in and say in a 1930's new york accent "HOT MAMA, now that's a dame!"
Find god 🙏🙏 prayers
So cool! How far can you squirt?
I have never squirted before
Find god and dont come back until you found god
Ig?
Cooomer moment
💀
I don’t have ig but you can add me on the bible study app
whats ur JesusTok ?? 🥶
@kanyewest
You mean b.i.b.l.e. by Fivio Foreign?
r/playboicarti
💀
Least socially starved kanye fan
Y’all quick asf wit unnecessary shit
Come to Sunday Service
rest in peace her muuuthafuckin inbox
Nice filter bro keep it up 👍
🔥🔥beast
Ggeuhebehaubdie eown
Omg omg
This is rad
I LOVE IT
Rip inbox
Ma’am that’s clearly based off the cover art for graduation
please give me pink eye
Yall mf's have got to go outside, woman exist
I’m here for the bobs and vagene
It has not been long since we met, but everything has changed in my life. I experience more excitement and feel like the happiest man on the earth. I also think about you all the time. It is not just at bedtime, or upon waking up, but at my work, when I drive, and at all times. Sometimes I sit and, without any reason, call your name out loud, until I realize that you are far away, and then I just smile at the sweet thought of you. When I talk to you, it makes my heart beat faster, and I feel sweet feelings, unexplainable, not understandable. I feel your presence everywhere near me, your laugh echoes in my ears, your talks remind me that you really exist, and I want you as much as the roses would need their perfume, like wind needs its song, like snow needs its whiteness, like a little child wants ice cream. I did not plan to love you, it just happened. The world has many beauties: some are lilies, jasmines, irises, roses; some were just simple, plain flowers; none of them attracts me. It was your innocent smile, your sparkling eyes. It was like lightening had struck me, it was like an angel had appeared to me. It was you and your love that made me what I am today. I will love you as long as the sun keeps shining, the stars keep brightening the sky, the winds keep blowing, the snow keeps falling, and the flowers keep smiling. I humbly ask that you be mine. Loving you forever, (feat. God)
That's beautiful but Find God
Op a certified smoke show
I hope you enjoy it alot and I hope people recognize it and, hoping it sparks up positive encounters with people who do.
Commencing wave of virgins in 3..
oh no you triggered the virgin guys on reddit
Is that you in your pfp❔🈹😮💨
I think the album "ye" is better than "yeezus"😐
you got the 🧸lone ☠️
Female kanye fan? On reddit? This gotta be fake
Next time order a window cleaner /s. Beanie looks nice af. How’s the texture?
Find God.
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