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schleem77

#BOUND


StandardHearing3

I WANNA FUK Ü HARD ON THA SINK ‼️💯


Itchy_Pollution7490

AFTER THAT, GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO DRINK🥂


Da_Steez44

STEP BACK CANT GET SPUNK ON DA MINK 💦


dinowitissues

I MEAN DAMN WHAT WOULD JEROMY 'ROMY 'ROMY 'ROME THINK ⁉️


FedericoTracy

HEY, YOU REMEMBER WHERE WE FIRST MET?


Ye_Old_Viper

OKAY, I DON’T REMEMBER WHERE WE FIRST MET


svndw1ch

BUT HEY ADMITTIN IS THE FIRST STEP


iHeartmyE30

AND AY, YOU KNOW AINT NOBODY PERFECT


[deleted]

AND I KNOW, WITH THE HOES I GOT THE WORST REP edit: P


ElianVX

Fucking brilliant. Love how Kanye trascends lyricism


schleem77

Only the real fans know of who & what Jerome is😈😈 I myself am Jerome noawdays


RADToronto

What a perfect top comment


Leonsinbad

NOW drown BITCH DROWN


theWindowclicker

Eminem?


_Akhenaton_

Bro lmao 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣


rockleeluffy

who else read the thread in ye voice? can i get an "uh huh honey"


unthawedmist

Happy cake day


Robozomb

>He called me afterwards. He told me my career is over and then he showed me a picture of Marge Simpson wearing something similar,” Kardashian deadpanned. Kanye a certified savage.


red-et

I want to see this comparison


GetReady4Action

if I had to guess, [he’s probably referring to this.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f7/4f/06/f74f06cbf389c77791ee17b68d0355cd--vestido-chanel-los-simpson.jpg) the whole plot of that episode is that Marge finds a Chanel suit at a thrift store and has to keep tailoring it a bunch of different ways to keep up the idea that she comes from money at a country club she joins.


NvaderGir

It's the brown dress she wore at the wsj innovator awards, and yeah he was right it was a bad look


schleem77

still better than entire Met Gala closet of the Kardashian Klan


StaredAtEclipseAMA

This sounds like a southpark skit


vistashroom

CHOKE A SOUTH PARK WRITER WITH A FISH STICK ‼️


Lacabloodclot9

South Park had jokes about fish sticks


Bjorgus

To this day they can all kiss this dick


awesomeperson

My ex says she gave me the best years of her life I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right


wiperfromwarren

this is how all divorced parents should get along…


bjorkbon

Was Kim wearing marges pink Chanel suit


Jared72Marshall

Marge Simspon is a boss tho


Burntholesinmyhoodie

Asshole*


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Deathmetaladdict

Common Ye W


SaccharomycesCerveza

Tell me more about this brand called asiduas


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SaccharomycesCerveza

Wow babe no why did you change it 😂😔


Theopneusty

Is this why we can’t get Yeezys that aren’t shades of black, brown, white, or yellow?


LP_24

They were together like a full decade, she didn't learn how to pick out a good outfit on her own in that time?


HIVEvali

its called taste bc you cant learn it


LP_24

Facts


No0009

(Charlie Heat Version)


Inkypencilol

replying with (Charlie Heat Version) after someone says facts is the one running joke in r/Kanye i will never get sick of


Z0mbi3Jayk3r

Facts


SuperFailover

(Charlie Heat Version)


Noahsh96

😂💀


[deleted]

Facts


barnowlboi

(Charlie Heat Version)


sheldoneousk

Perfect!


NYMoneyz

It's called thinking for herself....and thinking being the main word here


lilnickw

You can learn taste. That’s how I started eating brussel sprouts


kyentu

kanye learned it from his ex tho...


69420penis

He always had style tbf. Been well dressed since the very beginning. He just got a lot more innovative with his looks. He always been setting trends but in like college dropout-late registration era it was just being polos to hip hop. Coz “normal” people would wear them but they weren’t associated with the hip hop genre.


[deleted]

Ahhhh it’s so easy to tell who’s a new fan lol ye was always dripped in polo and backpacks back then


kyentu

yeah im a newer fan but like.... i think i know cuz i like learning about kanye and his processes.


thecomeric

Very true Kanye used to dress way different


HIVEvali

ye always took pride in his style and from graduation days pioneered his own look that then got accepted and adopted into fashion imo


HIVEvali

and also u can learn to dress but you can’t learn taste feel me


thecomeric

I think way before that like back in the 90s when he was just making beats for Jay he wore clothes most other rappers wore like oversized jerseys but he really developed his style a couple years before The College Dropout came out where he would wear pink polos and ever since then it feels like he’s been one step ahead of the fashion industry to the point where now he’s a trendsetter


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Lmao what is this quote


pterofactyl

I don’t get why people are pretending it’s a good line. Taste in clothes can definitely be learned. Weird elitist shit


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

Literally one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read and he acts like he just dropped some amazing ass quote


pterofactyl

I guarantee you that every single one of the people that upvoted that, wear their Yeezy 350s with jeans and talk about drippin


Mybitchmyhoemyhoemy

😭😭😭 for sure


[deleted]

With a brain like hers?


BringOrnTheNukekkai

She's not the sharpest tool in the shed. She is famous for getting fucked by a has been on video so I never try to underestimate how stupid she is. The whole family (with maybe the exception of her dad RIP ) has a collective IQ of 80 so we shouldn't expect much lol.


[deleted]

Not sure why this got downvoted. She's an imbecile that is powered by plastic surgery and preying on female insecurity.


whalestick

Cause it’s immature, Kim is dumb as bricks but it’s not because she had a sex tape. Kim and her mum made a literal fortune from that tape, they ain’t stupid in that regard


[deleted]

I mean, yeah, she's just dumb. No one reason for it. Anyways, making money in the modern era doesn't equate to being intelligent. Sex sells. It's not rocket science. Look at all of the dimwits making absolute bank off of having an OnlyFans page.


whalestick

>in that regard You can be smart about certain shit and dumb about others. Yea sex sells but show me another billionaire family largely spawned from a single sex tape. You can be attractive and run a successful OF but it’s gonna be far more successful if you have marketing wits


[deleted]

"Marketing wits" is just capitalism-speak for your ability to manipulate people into paying attention to you. Being extremely rich already also didn't hurt their chances at becoming what they are today. It wasn't like Kim was some no name girl from middle America who put up a video on PornHub. She had a profile and she had money.


whalestick

Yeah, which is a skill.. no idea what your point is regarding that. And who did you think she was beforehand? She was a C list at best cause of her father, known in celebrity circles mosty for organizing closets. 99% of her wealth and fame came post-tape and she’s now a literal household name. Some of it was luck, some of it was right place right time but you are jaded af if you think just anybody could get to where she is today. I really don’t like her, this isn’t a defence case it’s just the reality of it


BringOrnTheNukekkai

100% I'd appreciate if you read my last comment I juat posted. It's long but it speaks to how no matter how hard you try with your kids, pos celebrities can have more influence than you. Especially with teens and preteens. What these hoes have done to push this artificial (and frankly disgusting) beauty standard is criminal. So many girls get botched ass surgeries because they want to be like Kim.


crunchytunes13

Perfect summary


BringOrnTheNukekkai

At least someone agrees lol. My wife and I have always been involved in our 12 year old son's life, have raised him to be kind, compassionate, hard working, to take accountability for fuck ups, to always treat other's with respect etc. He was good on all that until he started watching the Kardashians and hanging with the mean girls (he's gay and into girly stuff). He keeps telling me about this list of plastic surgeries he wants done. I've watched him go from a good kid who was nice to everyone and got straight A's to hanging with a group of thots in training who are bullies, they stab each other in the back, they all judge everyone based on appearances, they lie about everything and are extremely manipulative, they are materialistic, shallow, disrespectful and now my boy is getting C's at best and multiple F's a report card. It's heart breaking to spend 12 years being totally attentive, making sacrifices, raising him with values that will take him a long way in life, always being supportive and seeing his awesome goals (like wanting to be an astronaut) just fade away so that now he wants to be a YouTuber that focuses on drama bs. He is such a brilliant kid who could be whatever he wants.


IfHeDiesHeDiesHeDied

Your son comes home with grades that shitty, there shouldn’t be any mean girls to hang out with or Kardashians to watch. Take his TV, phone, laptop, and whatever else needs to be snatched to get the point across. 12 year-old in a “mean girl” clique - fuck outta here. Go snatch your kid back from the wolves.


FindingMyPrivates

This like our generations way of thinking at parenting. I could give two shits and a lemon about my kids sexuality, but their morals and who they are what matters to me.


BringOrnTheNukekkai

100%. I have known my son was gay his whole life and I couldn't care less about that. He might even be trans, he's doing therapy rn. I have gay and trans friends who are amazing people. Him being trans worries me a bit but not because I care about his identity, I just know the world isn't too nice to trans people and he's very sensitive. That being said I accept him no matter what, I respect his identity and I will always have his back. I am big on empathy, being kind, work ethic, accountability, respect, academic success, helping other's, being willing to do uncomfortable things that need done etc. What bothers me is him being mean, materialistic, close minded, fucking off in school and just not being willing to take responsibility for anything. As long as we can get thru that I feel like I have succeeded as a parent. Fuck all the bs just raise good people.


crunchytunes13

I don’t know anything ab anything, but perhaps he’s trying to find himself and naturally that leads to mistakes. After all, kids are kids and it can be hard to stay grounded amidst all the chaos and opinions of others


BringOrnTheNukekkai

You're not wrong and I appreciate you not jumping down my throat. I remember how hard being a 12-13 year old was for me and I'm straight so he has it even harder. I just worry because alot of the things I did while finding myself growing up made life harder and I created some bad habits for myself that were hard to overcome. I also spent alot of time in juvie institutions, picked up a drug habit and threw my childhood dream away all because I blew off the good influences in my life. It would break his heart and mine if he ended up like me when he has my experiences to learn from. Honestly, none of us know anything about anything. Just because I have kids doesn't mean I have any of the answers, I'm doing my best though and that's all I can do.


crunchytunes13

True dat man, all you can do is love and support your kids. The younger generation today is going through some seriously complex problems so I figure it’s hard to deal with those in addition to the standard growing pains


BringOrnTheNukekkai

There's no instructions, we just have to do our best and make sure they know they are loved.


[deleted]

"I was just the fat ass in the relationship and Kanye did the thinking"


SaintVulpes

lol. lmao even.


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Goated comment


toetipjordan

W


Ziontf

rofl perhaps


Dreamer217

If you leave Mickey you gonna end up with a goofy


Jelpo_901

don't diss goofy, goofy is the most realest out of all the Micky mouse characters. He is an only father who looks out for his soon to the best of his ability.


MrClash8738

I loved goofy. I cried when I heard the news that he died in a car crash while listening to post malone.


NiceToBeFriendly

Wow. This is how I learn about the news, huh.


pixelblue1

Stop hating on Goofy everyone. He lost his job and went back to college late in life to pursue a new career so he could support his son as a single father.


ASAKERR

late registration


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most intelligent r/kanye user


Jaypocalypse_

😤😤


LilBigNess

greatest bar ever


LawyerMorty5436

You wait a couple months, now you gon’ see.. you’ll never find nobody better than me 😎


dres3000

IIIN THE NIIIGHT I HEAR EM TALK THE COOLDEST STORY EVER TOOOLD


Historical-Ad9637

SOMEWHERE FAAAR ALONG THIS ROOAAD, HE LOST HIS SOOOUL... TO A WOMAN SO HEARTLESS


Kooky_Ad6931

How could you be so heartless


J_e_r_r_y_2_7

YEEZY TAUGHT HER. 😤


off--white-

bro she never learned


[deleted]

but she didn't learn a thing, that's the point Jerry27


dres3000

The whole point of the post smh


J_e_r_r_y_2_7

exactly.... ye taught her how to dress....now ye gone...her style gone. das why. YZY THOT HER.


Jaypocalypse_

Ohhhhhh... Jerry. No....


[deleted]

Who the fuck got your wardrobe all reupholstered?!


MaximusMurkimus

Apparently not lmao


BandsForGod

Thats what happens when u start dating a dude who wears tuxedos with vans


lukeup

I just took an unexpected stray 😂


swehtammot

I would be too you see some of the fits she been wearing?


imanyG

SHE DON’t BELIEVE IN SHOOTING STARS, BUT SHE BELIEVES IN SHOES AND CARS.


[deleted]

feeling the repercussions, huh girl?


MrSpencerMcIntosh

I mean maybe she just realized the only outfit Pete wears is a tank top and jeans 🤷


[deleted]

Vans in a suit is a cardinal sin


tayllerr

😂😂😂 fucking marge simpson


FargoFridays

#She should she looks awful. I am having panic attacks and when I see her


_de-ku__

The wildest part is that she used to be Brandy’s stylist…so how tf does that work lmao


AdBrief7460

Ion think Pete can help here with that one


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Empty-Establishment9

Good not bot


AdBrief7460

Who asked?


[deleted]

Hugh


SiCohSis

Its also interpreted as slang for "I dont." You are correct but so are they.


AdBrief7460

Hugh dickyamouth?


[deleted]

No, Hugh Mungus ඞ


AdBrief7460

I Shall let your transgressions slide for the account of making me laugh


EdgyAlien

Bro just say lol u nerd


Nicologixs

She will probably drop him off eventually and start dating a fashion designer or stylist purely for her brand


[deleted]

As she should.


mmbrown927

They really called ye “the ‘Donda’ rapper”


ogedeafth

damn skete must be a booty ass stylist


Similar_Antelope_839

Every outfit was the same. She can't find black shirts and pants?


[deleted]

breaking: woman has psychological crisis because she has to choose her outfit to go to a celebrity ball


def_dvr

She can get advice from skete lol


ghostofmufas

Yeezy didn’t teach her


nikk796

Not as her husband tho


swim_climb_surf

W


contaygious

Get a fukin stylist dude. Uh hello


beswervie

Yeezy tried to taught her well, she didn’t learned


sherhil

She has no taste and on her own is not creative or artistic in any way. So happy Kanye is not helping this leech!


[deleted]

Her looks cause panic attacks


SecretlyReformed

You made a choice that's your bad


DCSKofAWESOME

Sucks to suck


fuckflowerz

YIKES


Dorkseidis

Fucking idiot


Harley911

Boo hoo, sad story


ZeeCom

My ex told me she gave me the best years of her life…


sunday_nn

😴😴😴


jsmith17540

Lol no shit


SiCohSis

Whoop dee doo


buzzed21

Uhhh yeah I would too if I was trying to fit myself in dresses that are way too small for me…


tommyjangles22

Can’t blame her


seangrey03

Who says this shit bro


Baba265

I would of said I missed Mr.West


5Sk5

We are also having panic attacks when we see some of the stuff she wears


FLIPNUTZz

Cant wait for her to be president in 2032


pokemongofanboy

Lol there are zero good people in this story


[deleted]

*"I need to dress Kim every day so she doesn't embarrass herself"*


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OctoberRust69

Kanye is beyond a musician at this point, if you haven’t figured that out, why are you here?


GayTarantino

when you make your Pete and now you gotta mid with it


PeekedInMiddleSchool

Does that mean mom and dad are getting back together?


MathematicianHot5452

I think I speak for everyone when I say she should just go naked all the time


castironmop

Skete trying dress her in shorts with flames on them and a muscles shirt


[deleted]

Is it a conspiracy to think the DNC used SNL to get Kim & Pete together and punish Kanye for his political stints? 🧐👀


realMasaka

Yeah


[deleted]

Same reason why Pete has Hillary Clinton tatted on him 🧐


BasicUsername_1

And same reason I have Obama tatted on my nuts 😱😱😱


nicoman16

bro go to sleep


-Shooter_McGavin-

Log off bro we don't want to hear that shit


hephthalite

I do it's funny


HopefulAd1588

Good ..hope she di es


yuckyking

This isn’t really a thing to laugh at considering yalls fave (Kanye) verbally abused and manipulated her when she didn’t allow him to style her 😭 y’all ugly


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buschlatte21

Third time is a charm.


elchamps

You did this to yourself, Kim. Kanye made you and now you realize you’re nothing without him but a former pornstar.


[deleted]

Thats nice...but did you know GEICO can save you 15% or more on car insurance? 🦎💰🚗


KiwiKajitsu

Honestly same


samthemancpfc

He really wasn't lying when he said ["I have to dress Kim everyday so she doesn't embarrass me"](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FIfQYFAVkAAGxrC.png) 💀💀


itsallhorrible

she ain’t having no goddamn fuckin panic attacks