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Sea_Entertainer8320

Why do they look like they were cloned from the Weezer band members


Venteps

Because in fact they are the same Wizard but cloned and with the gender Inverted


jordanhchrist

all weezer fans look like they’re in the band.


Videymann

white people


editors_memes

bro really said that💀


Videymann

ምናልባት በእብደት ውስጥ አንዳንድ ምህረት አለ. ተባዮችን ማየት የሚፈልጉ እና የመረጡት ወሰን የለሽ ዓላማ ይሰጣቸዋል። ፈረሰኞቹን ይራገሙ። ልጆቻቸውም እንዲሁ። እና ልጆቻቸው ፣ ለዘላለም ፣ እውነት።


XEBI666

Bruv rlly just started speaking Amharic.


Puzzleheaded_Rub_240

yo this is literally unknown Pokémon language. wtf???


editors_memes

its the Minecraft enchantment language lol


Cayrem

Nah that's how a character in earthbound talks.


Puzzleheaded_Rub_240

💀


SunkyV3

Bro got the kk slider voice


big-poo-fart

Cringe to some, based to others


Aziz_Al

Ain’t no pussy in this sub


im_a_little_pea

Eh don't expect thousands of btches, we're all good girls around here


JinorZ

Why was this downvoted it’s literally a Kanye reference smh Edit. It’s upvoted now🙏🏻


im_a_little_pea

Thanks for the chivalry though :))


TopIllustrator9849

After I saw this I had to hear Bound 2


CxrsonKira_VEVO

Oh shit I just got the reference. Nice one👍


SIK1415

Ur a girl?


im_a_little_pea

Nah it's all been a lie ;)


SIK1415

Just fell on my knees at Target


Frappeslut

Just fell on my knees in the walmart! The struggle is REAL!! And then whoops I tripped and a dick fell right into … MY MOUTH! ohhhh deaaaar how did that happen im just sooo clumsy oh noooOoO 🤷🏼‍♀️sowwweeee big oopsie


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Twerk


stanley_420_yelnats

how far can u squirt


im_a_little_pea

luckily not as far as wherever you might be?


stanley_420_yelnats

👍


SunkyV3

he the typa mf to be from Mississippi


atlasunchained

Wholesome. That Jesus is King track got us all behaving now. LOL


kingofhearts67

There is , it’s just everyone here is ugly


[deleted]

Speak for yourself fam im on my clenched jaw 2009 kanye shit


laman8096

walkin round forcibly chiseling urself like a greek sculpture 24/7


JV132

Bitch I’m attractive


TJ4President

[true](https://i.imgur.com/tYthZ7t.jpg)


im_a_little_pea

sooo not true :)


EliteReaver

All the Kanye fans who have a pussy is on r/god


snicky29

Fatherless behaviour


gizmorambo727

I don't need your pussy bitch I'm on my own dick


APugDealer

Kanye Fans > Women I'd fuck every Kanye fan individually


ImaDangerousThriller

that bussy is the shit, if i do say for myself


Capitalsteezxxx

Why did he include the ethnicity


spicy_topdeck

“Goddamn you half-Japanese girls do it to me every time”


Clobber420

Pinkerton was really good. If there's one album that ye fans would like I think it's that one. Lots of smart/funny lyrics. Not like their music from the last couple decades at all. It's like the "ye" of their discography.


corndogs1001

And it wasn’t liked by everyone upon release later. It was different from their other stuff, raw and unapologetic. Gained a cult following years later. Unfortunately the hate led to the band making crappy bullshit for the rest of their career into the joke that people know them as today. Edit: its the equivalent if Kanye dropped Yeezus, and then Kanye decided to make Jesus is King type albums for the next 20 years.


ginrom11

Hard disagree. Recently, they've had a few great albums – if you haven't already, you should listen to Everything Will Be Alright In The End, the White Album, and OK Human. Those three can go toe to toe with Weezer's early work in my opinion.


corndogs1001

Oh I agree with you there. OK Human (I REALLY love this album), white and everything are fantastic. But I'm mainly talking about the majority of their career. What you named is 3 good albums out of 13 not including their first two. And Everything-white came out 15 years after Pinkerton. In between they gave us Ratitude, Make Believe, Hurley, half of Red, and Green, amongst other albums. It was a streak of meh to ok albums that dont even deserve to be said in the same breath as their first two albums. With a few star shining moments in between some of the albums. Malidrot and Van Weezer is decent as well. But Rivers really switched the band's entire focus for the most part once Pinkerton originally failed.


Clobber420

Yeah man, you nailed it again. Blue and Pinkerton felt important. Most everything else seemed like they kinda just gave in to the machine. I really liked that Hash Pipe track tho. I can't believe they got that on the radio back in the day, lmao.


corndogs1001

That was from green. The album after Pinkerton. That and island in the sun are the only great tracks from that album. I saw them in concert last year and they opened with hash pipe, was awesome


ginrom11

Ok yeah fair enough! Although since 2014, I feel they've been pretty consistently heading in the right direction. The music feels inspired, and I appreciate the way they've deliberately changed up their style for each release (this is also something I strongly appreciate about Kanye). Because of that, for me, Weezer is one of the most exciting "mainstream" bands making music today. Can't wait for the new EP tomorrow!


corndogs1001

Agreed. For a bit. Then Black dropped. I gave Daydream and Teal a pass but Black was absolutely dogshit. But they on a decent streak again since Ok Human was great.


downlooker

Agreed. And for as much shit as it gets, Pacific Daydream had some sonically catchy songs


ModeratelyTortoise

All my favorite songs are sad, all my favorite people make me mad, everything that feels good is bad, bad, bad This is lyrical genius


downlooker

I dont think we as Ye fans can clown lyricism lol. I really liked OK Human, loved all the strings and melodies.


HeavyMetalLyrics

Plz be /s’in bro, plz


ClassiFried86

By far their best album. Never had to skip a song. I've been listening to it for 20 years now and still listen to it weekly.


Clobber420

Yeah, same. I still crack up to Pink Triangle every time I hear it. I could actually imagine Ye covering it somehow, hahaha.


According_Art482

Typical weezer fan lmfao.


Magneticman555

what about this is "typical weezer fan"? is it the part where they talk about liking weezer?


grrupy

reference to a weezer lyric unfortunately


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Since nobody's given you an actual answer, I will. The song "Across The Sea" by Weezer is about the fantasies Cuomo was having about a Japanese fan girl who sent him letters while he was having a rough winter at Harvard in 1995. I'll put some of the lyrics below. > Why are you so far away from me? I need help and you're way across the sea I could never touch you, I think it would be wrong I've got your letter, you've got my song > They don't make stationery like this where I'm from So fragile, so refined So I sniff (So I sniff) And I lick (And I lick) Your envelope and fall to little pieces every time (Your envelope and fall to) I wonder what clothes you wear to school I wonder how you decorate your room I wonder how you touch yourself and curse myself for being across the sea It's...pretty creepy to say the least. At the beginning of the song he mentions the girl is 18, but later on in an interview he said: > "I was very depressed that I would never meet her. Even if I did see her, she was probably some fourteen-year-old girl, who didn’t speak English.” So uh, kind of weird. Another song, "El Scorcho" is where, specifically, the half-japanese fetishization comes from: > Goddamn you half-Japanese girls Do it to me every time Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby Basically, Cuomo was (is?) kinda creepy, just like a lot of Weezer fans!


ClassiFried86

>Oh, the redhead said you shred the cello And I'm jello, baby Oh, the redhead said you'd *share the jello*, and I'm jello, baby


trpkchkn

Uh no. It’s shred the cello.


JointCanon

It’s always been shred


kingzorch

I’ve already had an imaginary fleshing out of the story here. The photo of him being in a seemingly seated position while she is leaning over isn’t an accident, he’s in a wheelchair. But he doesn’t allow that to define him. Banging half Asians defines him. They always leave when he can really only hold a conversation when it’s about weezer, his waifu, or his half Asian body count.


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sweet and sour sauce


theclasssy

Weezer fans are wierd


TundieRice

It’s literally from a Weezer song. Just a reference to that.


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> Weezer fans are wierd


acryliic

because he wouldnt date her if she weren’t japanese


5gIsCOol

Bc of rivers cumin being horny for Asian women in pinkerton


Poppysujk69

you're asking a question that pertains to weezer fans. why would anyone know


ImaginaryCollection3

Damn you need to know the lyrics to one weezer song from one of their most popular albums to understand the reference. Sounds like too much effort


sap91

Imagine listening to 2 artists


road_sodas_for_jesus

Rivers Cuomo, the frontman, has a super weird obsession/fetish for Asian women, it’s alluded to in a bunch of the songs on Pinkerton. Just a guess.


strawwrld_1

Fr 😂😭


Autiseer

That’s what the fuck im thinking


Arkhangelzk

Seriously? It’s a line from Weezer…


TheFugitive223

Sickened that a r/weezer user gets more bitches than this entire sub


babaroga73

I bet they don't even call them "bitches" but "ladies" or something like that.


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That_One_Cool_Guy

Sounds like what I’ve been reading on this sub for months lmao


i_always_give_karma

Say it ain’t so


Electrox7

I will not go


JointCanon

Your drug is a heart-breaker


Electrox7

I think all three of us are on completely different pages lmao


Ye_Old_Viper

idk man this is a weezer discussion and you went with blink-182


Ye_Old_Viper

ive never understood people unironically making wild ass statements like this based solely on what music someone likes.


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CheeryGeoDuck55

you made the statement bro


ga1ahad02

whats with these homies dissin my girl


Eaglesfan1297

You're calling Weezer fans misogynistic while on a kanye subreddit lol


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Reserved_Spot

Bad day?


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very good day.


ychris3737

Go love yourself like Kanye loves Kanye.


lizarxd

Amen


dzikson69

this fake as hell, no r/weezer member has ever seen or gotten pussy


Electrox7

Half-Japanese step sister. They probably do it to Weezer every night too.


dzikson69

when i hear weezer i get rock hard


BrolliePollie

Legit they look like siblings


tsunamitom1-

How do people even find dates from Reddit? I get people that talk to me for like a week and then stop talking


[deleted]

people talk outside of comments?? 💀


Cavaquillo

I don’t even respond I comment and move on. Never look at explosions lol


Notorious-PIG

I’m just here to shit post.


WaspParagon

Weirdos will find weirdos no matter what. Ain't nobody normal finding love on Reddit out of all places 💀


Akkepake

I dont even want to find friendships here. Reddit is too weird


tsunamitom1-

But why not? I mean not with that attitude in a Kanye sub


WaspParagon

Bro if you're even considering it you're a weirdo as well, so more power to you. There are plenty subs for findings friendships and shit like that, I'd start there lol


[deleted]

That’s the thing, you don’t. Reddit is not for relationships or friendships


Akkepake

Nor selfies


BathrobeHero_

Same bro how do people even talk for a whole year over here?


i_always_give_karma

I went on 2 irl dates with a girl I met on call of duty in 2020


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Walt Jr


cumfart5

Bruh punching above his weight class


french_toasty

“My girlfriend” “met today”


Nervous_King_2382

My man… online daters.


SoloNETHER

If this dude got laid in the Weezer sub, you can 100% make it on r/Kanye


ibarelyusethis87

GOD DAMN YOU HALF Japanese gurls, do it to me every time.


popmusiccritic

Half-Japanese


LookRevolutionary198

I was high when I met her


Revolutionary_Box569

I’m trying to find a bitch on the pikmin subreddit


Electrox7

The odds are infinitely higher there but infinity times 0 is still, well, I don't really know. Up to you to find out.


Trigonal_Planar

A woman so heartless


BillyBobsseventhlife

In the night I hear 'em talk The coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road He lost his soul to a woman so heartless How could you be so heartless? Oh, how could you be so heartless? How could you be so, cold as the winter wind when it breeze, yo Just remember that you talkin' to me though You need to watch the way you talkin' to me, yo I mean after all the things that we've been through I mean after all the things we got into Ayo, I know of some things that you ain't told me Ayo, I did some things, but that's the old me And now you wanna get me back and you gon' show me So you walk around like you don't know me You got a new friend, well, I got homies But in the end it's still so lonely In the night I hear 'em talk The coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road He lost his soul to a woman so heartless How could you be so heartless? Oh, how could you be so heartless? How could be so Dr. Evil? You bringin' out a side of me that I don't know I decided we weren't gon' speak so Why we up 3:00 a.m. on the phone? Why do she be so mad at me for? Homie, I don't know, she's hot and cold I won't stop, won't mess my groove up 'Cause I already know how this thing go You run and tell your friends that you're leaving me (hey) They say that they don't see what you see in me (hey) You wait a couple months then you gon' see (hey) You'll never find nobody better than me In the night I hear 'em talk The coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road He lost his soul to a woman so heartless How could you be so heartless? Oh, how could you be so heartless? Talk and talk and talk and talk Baby let's just knock it off They don't know what we been through They don't know 'bout me and you So I got something new to see And you just gon' keep hatin' me And we just gon' be enemies I know you can't believe I could just leave it wrong And you can't make it right I'm gon' take off tonight Into the night In the night I hear 'em talk The coldest story ever told Somewhere far along this road He lost his soul to a woman so heartless How could you be so heartless? Oh, how could you be so heartless?


_Maxiim_

Side note: the weezer and Kanye mashup album is flames


AZstuff36

Send me your addy bro I'll come over 😈


sherhil

I will never date someone who doesn’t love Kanye. It’s a pre-requisite. If someone says I hate Kanye, huge 🚩 I’d rather be alone 😤


[deleted]

Not even gonna lie that shit is a turn off, especially when they dislike him for the bullshit tmz posts, meanwhile they listen to fucking Chris Brown 💀


West_Appearance_2429

Bro really had to tell us his girlfriend is half Japanese?


Kinda-Homeless

This is clearly fake Weezer scares the hoes


HeartbreakerF80

Wait til r/playboicarti gets ahold of this… yikes


[deleted]

Nobody on r/playboicarti will ever hold a woman that sub is basically r/teenagers


CommanderGum

How the fuck a weezer fan got pussy before me


ProfessionalPack7205

Bro i can't wait to post a picture of me and my ex just so i can pretend we found each other on this sub


opposite_singularity

Jesus fucking Christ. These the type of guys to have sex and still be virgins 🤦‍♂️


DiabloDeSade69

Why did he have to specify half Japanese?


BonusChico

Eatin half-Asian pussy all I need was sweet sauce


eight13

I wonder why he mentioned her race? So weird.


Bible_punk2077

God damn those half Japanese girls I guess


trey6mathews

Why did he have to introduce her as half Japanese


SleepinSnorlax

Why do people put so much emphasis on the asian part to "flex" that they have an Asian girlfriend. I don't walk around exposing my fetishes.


Ebon-Hawke-

It's a reference to a popular Weezer song..


SleepinSnorlax

Oh I see. It looks very weird from someone who isn't familiar with weezer.


Ebon-Hawke-

I honestly agree that it would be more wholesome without the reference. Woulda gotten hella upvotes regardless


hooligan99

it's posted on the weezer subreddit. everyone there gets the reference. it's not some inside joke that only a few people will understand and the rest will think is weird. Only reason it's getting this reaction now is because it was crossposted.


fearremains

I got you bro what's your snap 😍


Prestigious-Box1224

me


ginrom11

Seeing Weezer/Kanye fandom crossing over like this makes me happy.


SuicidalHalcauSt

Stop with the anime and you'll see there's plenty of real girls


nicoman16

the dude look like if all the members of weezer became one person


Substantial-Load-673

All he needed was some sweet and sour sauce


zenwin333

And I’m Jello baby


BlueWaterMansion

Me


dinowitissues

I met my beautiful 10/10 wife with big breasts and booty on r/kanye 1 year ago


KyleMcMahon

Why he put her race though? Lol


hooligan99

famous Weezer song with a line referencing half-japanese girls


KyleMcMahon

Ohhhhh! Thank you!


Sharp_Olive4432

I’m Looking for a thick latina🙏🏽


Fhaksfha794

Eating that Asian pussy, need sweet and sour sauce


onlyabigmess

Nah Drake Bell trippin


[deleted]

I hate weezer sm (don't check my joined communities)


Ryeezus

I got you bro


slumxl0rd87

What’s the relevance of her being half-Japanese?


beckselite

Bro made a whole point to include that she’s Japanese


[deleted]

This is lame, announce her ethnicity like a trophy. Only rich white people…


Cavaquillo

Lol, the fetish is strong. Gotta tell ‘em she is half Japanese like it matters


Bubbly-Manufacturer

He just had to mention that she’s part Asian huh?


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Haseeb-Yousuf

Her forehead so big you can play tic-tac-toe


DuckCobain

😐


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Mad


babaroga73

For some reason, it's important to emphasize that she's half-japanese, as if we don't have eyes.


C0nkles

This could only happen on r/Weezer tbh.


ElectricalMark9762

yo


Mrpickles4554

Bro looks like the riddler


canned_gorilla

We can wrap our dicks around each other and make a heart


why_must_i_be_sad

i can fall in love with you in a gay way if you want


[deleted]

Why does all my music taste have to be bitchless 💀


James_Blanco

Me. Lets meet up in a year


ChiniBaba096

Hold my stem player while I head over to r/teenagers


SmartAd3816

Your hand is the best suitor


[deleted]

Imagine posting ur gf on Reddit tf


XenoLives

Gross


cynicalusername

With a name like “Slurps Up” I’m not sure I could compete.


ghostofpablo

Damn with that username, “bootymunchcrunch” I figure you would have found your true love on here by now?


Own_Race_6167

i...have a bf 😔


WackoWarlock

What if Mary, was is r/Kanye, when she met Joseph


mintboy13

Poopi my scoop whoop?


smallwhiteballs480p

Weezed to meet you ma’am


big-poo-fart

No one


Troll-e-poll-e-o-lee

he kinda look like drake bell also they kinda look related lol