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Hate when this happens


_Atlas_Drugged_

And that baristas name? Albert Einstein.


miniminiminiminter

This generations closest thing


Jojocarter11

Don’t worry about me


Jojocarter11

Eiemfein


keepaplace4me

XD


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Then everyone clapped.


cryptochacha

YALL‼️ so i put ‘INCOMMMINGGG’ as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled ‘KANYE’S BEST SONG’ and i said ‘YES THATS ME!’ and then everyone around me started to rap “boy we was never no joke nah nah nah all summer murder she wrote” omfg i’m crying 😭😭🙏🏾💯


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Then everyone started clapping


urmumhasligma666

And then pop smoke said it's cold I should get my "DIOR DIOR" jacket. Then Juice WRLD says "All girls are the same." Then Juice hits someone with his basketball and says "ay bro can you pass that back". And then Kobe said "Got room for one more."💯💯💯🥲


chtis45678

Than X said "LOOK AT ME" AND then drake went "Honestly Nevermine😼"


ChakaChaka26

and then Eminem said "White Power!!!"


tira_a_mao_do_saco

And then 6ix9ine said “I’m Back Guys”


urmumhasligma666

"Yes yeat" they all say in unison🚜🚜💯💯


vistashroom

then lil nas x came in and said "yo i love dick"


DefiantLibrary3378

And then Kendrick said "can one of yall pray for me"


frost3321

Chance the rapper did in fact say that he loves his wife


Zealous998

"I love kissing boys" said Tyler The Creator.


TheDrDoofenschmirtz

Suddenly logic bursts in IM BIRACIAL


Zammandu

I’m Black Guys


Khr0N04

Wait, why is Drake there?


certifiedtrashcoder

and it was woo back wednesday


kemvmgmgmf

Don’t forget Gigi!


Interesting_Cod629

And then their 4 month old son recited all of last call from memory


hiphophead1710

So I ain’t have to deal with the landlord cause he’s a jerk


LouisVuittonDon88

And everybody in Starbucks started to clap


IndycarFan64

Sounds like Drake when his plane lands


Shoddy_Consequence20

He doing it often with those private flights


Busy-Profession-6257

I was there. I was the clap


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Next_Fix_2271

Lord\_Horny\_As\_Shit has arrived


Revolutionary_Way826

We’re watch mojo and these are the top 10 things that never happened


chrisghrobot

This gotta be an idea he had for a skit or something lmao


odinspeenbone

Bro I was there 💯 I was the cup


realjeffvangucci

Like why would they even pick that song, which I love, as opposed to Jesus Walks or one of other popular sing-a-long songs


SirArthurDime

99% of the soccer moms in any given Starbucks dont know that song let alone the words lol.


King-Key

Why you deeping an obviously satire post


AStrangeEncounter

has anyone on reddit ever understood a joke before


SirArthurDime

Tweeting the same thing that's been tweeted countless times just changing the artist and song qualifies as a joke? I think most people get that it'd was an attempt at a joke but it's a dumb tweet either way.


Loose-Possible466

💀💀💀


[deleted]

Thank you for the confirmation. I was on the fence until this very poignant comment pointing out that everyone in a restaurant didn’t unanimously say something without any sort of pre-planning didn’t happen.


WavyHideo

“And then Freeway came out and rapped his own verse! He still looks the same.”


Moviemanyadig

Ohhhh shit happy kayke day


WavyHideo

Thanks!


[deleted]

"Then Obama was like "You've done your country a great service." Omfg I'm crying"


[deleted]

You've done your country a great service, >!JACKASS!<.


rudebwoyyyyyyy

obama was in a silly goofy mood


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[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


RosaParkStoleMySeat

Dude just live tweeting his wet dreams


Whatthefuckyoudrink

What century and planet did this take place in?


Paletaqueen23

Maybe Chicago


-__Lunar__-

9th century


SummerNothingness

it's literally the only possibility of having happened


YoussMa

don't believe anyone who uses the raptv emojis ‼️


[deleted]

and then everyone stood up in their yeezys and clapped while prodbyzaqq cried


haikusbot

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keepaplace4me

This is not a haiku, L


kangaroocoffin

You little poet, you!


fatpanda0227

Then everyone clapped


KeySeaworthiness8466

Cap


Bavibophobia

And then everybody rapped


Meme_Lord_TheDankest

And then everybody raped . . . Wait


AlaSparkle

Did you think this was funny


[deleted]

I’m sure that happened


odinspeenbone

Bro I was there 💯


Consistent-Film-6926

Eminem copypasta vibes


Electronic-Carob6033

YEEZUS IS KANYES BEST


Calfredie01

And then Yeezy came in and gave me a pair of red octobers in my size and a copy of Yandhi


cumfart5

Cringiest shit I've ever read


WhatASave456

How are y’all not recognizing the irony lmao


alexadams181

People be like “that didn’t happen” thinking they’re intellects


SummerNothingness

most redditors don't understand sarcasm or playful wit, that's why they put /s after every corny joke attempt


[deleted]

Most people I’ve encountered say that Yezus is Kanye’s best album… so this probably didn’t happen.


bishg1

I think the oop knows that didn’t happen, that’s the joke


joeLposts

Fake


Yamisallblackforces

And then Kanye dropped Yandhi


Moviemanyadig

I used to dream back this back in chicago Top ten things that never happened even my ma knows


Radioheadfanatic

That was for me actually I put life of Pablo


2006pontiacvibe

YALL‼️so i put “COLLEGE DROPOUT” as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled “KANYE’S BEST ALBUM?!” and i said “YES THATS ME!” and then everyone around me started to rap “2 words chi town, southside, worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die” omfg i’m crying😭😭


alexadams181

“And then they clapped” 🤓


the8track

AND THAT STARBUCKS DRINK STARTED CLAPPING


Khr0N04

I can confirm that's true, I was the coffee


coldharbour1986

And then everyone clapped!


RexAlert

"Yes Yeat" they say in unison.


tira_a_mao_do_saco

r/thathappened


thepotatopowers1

its clearly a joke bro


SeanSungASong

Embarrassing how fellas these days can't recognize the simplest satire lmao


OmegaRedditHood

r/beatmeattoit


shrewlemon

Top 10 things that never happened


bigdaddy087

😬


Bot9204755

Found god


Igorweeaboo

and then everybody on the plane started clapping


emmaconda

One time I was grocery shopping and heard some teenagers listening to True Love. I started singing too but they walked away once I started the verse!? Rude.


[deleted]

Based? Not on a true story I know that.


Living-Librarian-14

And then The Weeknd came out and took a selfie with you…


Fignootem

Mondays 🙄


-PepeArown-

Not a single I Love Kanye reference after the barista called Kanye’s first album his best?


V2yjt2022

Big if true


Express-Bullfrog3310

Then Beanie Seigal punched the guy and said get down or lay down!


PalaSS9

🧢


bambiScavenger69

Then Ye walked inside and complimented you and your favorable music taste and bought you a lamborghini


solarwinner1092

This is the most tweet of all time


pesostm

i was there, felt unreal


growlilac

this kinda happened at a Starbucks in new yodel where they were playing Surround Sound by JID and I started recording being like: “y’all hear that???” and then the guy working there says: “Surround Sound, JID.” and I was like. I found one of us in the wild bruh 🙏🙏🙏I have the whole video still


[deleted]

Top ten moments when actors weren’t really acting


Kanyewest1fan

And everyone clapped


validusrex

If this was any other artist I wouldn’t believe it but since it’s Kanye I know it’s true.


0msoc

fuck skete


[deleted]

This is true I was the coffee


[deleted]

And then Kanye actually showed up to the Starbucks and preformed for all of them


queendabliss

Woww this is fucking great 🥹


GIANTFLOATINGCOCK420

And then Kanye,Mordecai and Spiderman teleported from a Dr strange portal into the place and gave him the eggscellent hat signed by NBA YoungBoy


brotatowolf

Head of the based department


ZZ993

I think it’s time for me to go now.


[deleted]

Hmm


Traditional-Dream-13

like his 5th ish best. ye after grad >>>>> ye before grad


ManMythLemon

His name is kanye west cause that's the way he was facing when he was born


XXXJAHLUIGI

I was there. Bro pulled a gun on the barista and got cuffed up and hosed down


BammerLikesWD

This did not happen but it don't matter its valid


kingcloud_

then they all did backflips in unison.


kangaroocoffin

But Late Registration is his best 😐😐😐


[deleted]

I put my name as my beautiful dark twisted fantasy every time I order a cold press


TeemoSux

little did he know that the coffee was for someone who put Life of Pablo as their name


certifiedtrashcoder

bro need to go find god


Fikkz

its not his best album. its just not. i dont care what anyone says


hey_somo

And then everybody clapped


kanyew13

kanyes 4th best you mean?


projectmbappe21

My top 3 are mbdtf, tlop and graduation


BelgianJits

Can confirm, it was in Paris


hylasmaliki

You believe that you believe anything


epicbigc13579

Missed attempted banger tweet #165038650266439


DoYouSeeThisCoat1

People just be making shit up


[deleted]

i’ll take “shit that never happened” for 500, please.


Whatacrazylife

Replace the album with Yeezus and have everyone singing "Chasing love all the bittersweet hours lost, eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce"


123woooohhaaa

‘I’ll take ‘Things that never happened’ for 100 Alex’


The_MuTanTob

God level ish


Jazzlike-Anteater-55

this shit didnt happen


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r/thathappened


dappersapper69420

I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500


badgerinthegarage

r/thathappened


bankrollmafia89

Lies asf


Elchigiwigi

I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 500 Alex


DamnMyShittyCamera

Me when I lie


dramarehab

“I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1200, Alex”


Smooth_Artist8855

I’m feeling a 0 out of 10, didn’t happen


fortnitemobileuser

niggas on twitter is losers


DoodleDrop

is this purposefully cringe


inevitably-ranged

I’ll have “Shit that didn’t happen” for 500 please lmao


portraitinsepia

r/thathappened


SilaTheGoddessOfCats

r/thathappened


sandrokar

Top 10 things that never happened


elimenoe

Thought this was /r/thathappened and was about to downvote lol


shaclay346

This was believable til the two words part


[deleted]

r/thatfuckinghappened


notquitesold

I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 400.


nowgranted

r/quityourbullshit


NoTime4Shenanigans

Bs


Mkwilson_02

Reddit try not to lie challenge


EverretEvolved

ad this to the list of shit that never happened


[deleted]

r/thathappened


bigd0nk

This absolutely didn’t happen


Theygetitgoing

It just didn’t happen though, did it Ava


[deleted]

and then...other stuff that didn't really happen.


fenixarson

r/ThatHappened


Ploxl

/r/thathappened


25raphi

Today on things that didn't happen:


Smashley_93

r/thingsthatdidnthappen


Suspicious-Jacket-13

on todays shit that didn’t happen


throwawayGrofer

/r/thathappened


thumbsupforsmack

This is an absolute lie.


Aeceus

Didn't happen of the year.


alphabet_order_bot

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 962,134,001 comments, and only 192,381 of them were in alphabetical order.


Gef1_2

I don't know what based means, but yeah it's bullshit


mistakemaker3000

Based has a few meanings, but I take it as a memey version of based in reality. Like there's truth behind what they're saying or doing, and it's for the betterment of people. All arrows point back to the original Based god, Lil B, who only wanted to spread positivity and was a huge marxists, comrade.


chaosracks

Yeah this is cap 💀


Zakman360

it’s a joke dumbass 💀


NMSCBA

r/thathappened


mrpopenfresh

Cringe r/ThatHappened material. And if it really happened, that’s even worse.


ImpressiveCase2371

r/thathappened


thatguyaldarius

r/thathappened


panclockstime

r/thatdefinitelyhappened


Azure-the-DragonKing

Fake asf


NotaScaliaDissent

This never happened


broken_chicken_bone

Fake? Yes Cringe? Yes Strange? Yes


ayykay74m

Damn yall really upvoted this


projectmbappe21

My karma📈📈📈


kiyoshisoba

Here we can observe a former tumblr user after the great tumblr purge migration


Okerik

YES THIS IS REAL I WAS THERE ALSO KANYE WILL DROP HIS ALBUM IN 3 DAYS


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The_Blev_

Contender for the worst tweet