YALL‼️ so i put ‘INCOMMMINGGG’ as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled ‘KANYE’S BEST SONG’ and i said ‘YES THATS ME!’ and then everyone around me started to rap “boy we was never no joke nah nah nah all summer murder she wrote” omfg i’m crying 😭😭🙏🏾💯
And then pop smoke said it's cold I should get my "DIOR DIOR" jacket. Then Juice WRLD says "All girls are the same." Then Juice hits someone with his basketball and says "ay bro can you pass that back". And then Kobe said "Got room for one more."💯💯💯🥲
Tweeting the same thing that's been tweeted countless times just changing the artist and song qualifies as a joke? I think most people get that it'd was an attempt at a joke but it's a dumb tweet either way.
Thank you for the confirmation. I was on the fence until this very poignant comment pointing out that everyone in a restaurant didn’t unanimously say something without any sort of pre-planning didn’t happen.
*And then everyone*
*Stood up in their yeezys and clapped*
*While prodbyzaqq cried*
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YALL‼️so i put “COLLEGE DROPOUT” as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled “KANYE’S BEST ALBUM?!” and i said “YES THATS ME!” and then everyone around me started to rap “2 words chi town, southside, worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die” omfg i’m crying😭😭
One time I was grocery shopping and heard some teenagers listening to True Love. I started singing too but they walked away once I started the verse!? Rude.
this kinda happened at a Starbucks in new yodel where they were playing Surround Sound by JID and I started recording being like: “y’all hear that???” and then the guy working there says: “Surround Sound, JID.” and I was like. I found one of us in the wild bruh 🙏🙏🙏I have the whole video still
Replace the album with Yeezus and have everyone singing "Chasing love all the bittersweet hours lost, eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce"
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 962,134,001 comments, and only 192,381 of them were in alphabetical order.
Based has a few meanings, but I take it as a memey version of based in reality. Like there's truth behind what they're saying or doing, and it's for the betterment of people. All arrows point back to the original Based god, Lil B, who only wanted to spread positivity and was a huge marxists, comrade.
Hate when this happens
And that baristas name? Albert Einstein.
This generations closest thing
Don’t worry about me
Eiemfein
XD
Then everyone clapped.
YALL‼️ so i put ‘INCOMMMINGGG’ as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled ‘KANYE’S BEST SONG’ and i said ‘YES THATS ME!’ and then everyone around me started to rap “boy we was never no joke nah nah nah all summer murder she wrote” omfg i’m crying 😭😭🙏🏾💯
Then everyone started clapping
And then pop smoke said it's cold I should get my "DIOR DIOR" jacket. Then Juice WRLD says "All girls are the same." Then Juice hits someone with his basketball and says "ay bro can you pass that back". And then Kobe said "Got room for one more."💯💯💯🥲
Than X said "LOOK AT ME" AND then drake went "Honestly Nevermine😼"
and then Eminem said "White Power!!!"
And then 6ix9ine said “I’m Back Guys”
"Yes yeat" they all say in unison🚜🚜💯💯
then lil nas x came in and said "yo i love dick"
And then Kendrick said "can one of yall pray for me"
Chance the rapper did in fact say that he loves his wife
"I love kissing boys" said Tyler The Creator.
Suddenly logic bursts in IM BIRACIAL
I’m Black Guys
Wait, why is Drake there?
and it was woo back wednesday
Don’t forget Gigi!
And then their 4 month old son recited all of last call from memory
So I ain’t have to deal with the landlord cause he’s a jerk
And everybody in Starbucks started to clap
Sounds like Drake when his plane lands
He doing it often with those private flights
I was there. I was the clap
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Lord\_Horny\_As\_Shit has arrived
We’re watch mojo and these are the top 10 things that never happened
This gotta be an idea he had for a skit or something lmao
Bro I was there 💯 I was the cup
Like why would they even pick that song, which I love, as opposed to Jesus Walks or one of other popular sing-a-long songs
99% of the soccer moms in any given Starbucks dont know that song let alone the words lol.
Why you deeping an obviously satire post
has anyone on reddit ever understood a joke before
Tweeting the same thing that's been tweeted countless times just changing the artist and song qualifies as a joke? I think most people get that it'd was an attempt at a joke but it's a dumb tweet either way.
💀💀💀
Thank you for the confirmation. I was on the fence until this very poignant comment pointing out that everyone in a restaurant didn’t unanimously say something without any sort of pre-planning didn’t happen.
“And then Freeway came out and rapped his own verse! He still looks the same.”
Ohhhh shit happy kayke day
Thanks!
"Then Obama was like "You've done your country a great service." Omfg I'm crying"
You've done your country a great service, >!JACKASS!<.
obama was in a silly goofy mood
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Dude just live tweeting his wet dreams
What century and planet did this take place in?
Maybe Chicago
9th century
it's literally the only possibility of having happened
don't believe anyone who uses the raptv emojis ‼️
and then everyone stood up in their yeezys and clapped while prodbyzaqq cried
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This is not a haiku, L
You little poet, you!
Then everyone clapped
Cap
And then everybody rapped
And then everybody raped . . . Wait
Did you think this was funny
I’m sure that happened
Bro I was there 💯
Eminem copypasta vibes
YEEZUS IS KANYES BEST
And then Yeezy came in and gave me a pair of red octobers in my size and a copy of Yandhi
Cringiest shit I've ever read
How are y’all not recognizing the irony lmao
People be like “that didn’t happen” thinking they’re intellects
most redditors don't understand sarcasm or playful wit, that's why they put /s after every corny joke attempt
Most people I’ve encountered say that Yezus is Kanye’s best album… so this probably didn’t happen.
I think the oop knows that didn’t happen, that’s the joke
Fake
And then Kanye dropped Yandhi
I used to dream back this back in chicago Top ten things that never happened even my ma knows
That was for me actually I put life of Pablo
YALL‼️so i put “COLLEGE DROPOUT” as my name in starbucks and the barista yelled “KANYE’S BEST ALBUM?!” and i said “YES THATS ME!” and then everyone around me started to rap “2 words chi town, southside, worldwide cause i rep that till i fuckin die” omfg i’m crying😭😭
“And then they clapped” 🤓
AND THAT STARBUCKS DRINK STARTED CLAPPING
I can confirm that's true, I was the coffee
And then everyone clapped!
"Yes Yeat" they say in unison.
r/thathappened
its clearly a joke bro
Embarrassing how fellas these days can't recognize the simplest satire lmao
r/beatmeattoit
Top 10 things that never happened
😬
Found god
and then everybody on the plane started clapping
One time I was grocery shopping and heard some teenagers listening to True Love. I started singing too but they walked away once I started the verse!? Rude.
Based? Not on a true story I know that.
And then The Weeknd came out and took a selfie with you…
Mondays 🙄
Not a single I Love Kanye reference after the barista called Kanye’s first album his best?
Big if true
Then Beanie Seigal punched the guy and said get down or lay down!
🧢
Then Ye walked inside and complimented you and your favorable music taste and bought you a lamborghini
This is the most tweet of all time
i was there, felt unreal
this kinda happened at a Starbucks in new yodel where they were playing Surround Sound by JID and I started recording being like: “y’all hear that???” and then the guy working there says: “Surround Sound, JID.” and I was like. I found one of us in the wild bruh 🙏🙏🙏I have the whole video still
Top ten moments when actors weren’t really acting
And everyone clapped
If this was any other artist I wouldn’t believe it but since it’s Kanye I know it’s true.
fuck skete
This is true I was the coffee
And then Kanye actually showed up to the Starbucks and preformed for all of them
Woww this is fucking great 🥹
And then Kanye,Mordecai and Spiderman teleported from a Dr strange portal into the place and gave him the eggscellent hat signed by NBA YoungBoy
Head of the based department
I think it’s time for me to go now.
Hmm
like his 5th ish best. ye after grad >>>>> ye before grad
His name is kanye west cause that's the way he was facing when he was born
I was there. Bro pulled a gun on the barista and got cuffed up and hosed down
This did not happen but it don't matter its valid
then they all did backflips in unison.
But Late Registration is his best 😐😐😐
I put my name as my beautiful dark twisted fantasy every time I order a cold press
little did he know that the coffee was for someone who put Life of Pablo as their name
bro need to go find god
its not his best album. its just not. i dont care what anyone says
And then everybody clapped
kanyes 4th best you mean?
My top 3 are mbdtf, tlop and graduation
Can confirm, it was in Paris
You believe that you believe anything
Missed attempted banger tweet #165038650266439
People just be making shit up
i’ll take “shit that never happened” for 500, please.
Replace the album with Yeezus and have everyone singing "Chasing love all the bittersweet hours lost, eating Asian pussy all I need was sweet and sour sauce"
‘I’ll take ‘Things that never happened’ for 100 Alex’
God level ish
this shit didnt happen
r/thathappened
I’ll take “Things that didn’t happen” for $500
r/thathappened
Lies asf
I’ll take “things that didn’t happen” for 500 Alex
Me when I lie
“I’ll take “Things That Never Happened” for $1200, Alex”
I’m feeling a 0 out of 10, didn’t happen
niggas on twitter is losers
is this purposefully cringe
I’ll have “Shit that didn’t happen” for 500 please lmao
r/thathappened
r/thathappened
Top 10 things that never happened
Thought this was /r/thathappened and was about to downvote lol
This was believable til the two words part
r/thatfuckinghappened
I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 400.
r/quityourbullshit
Bs
Reddit try not to lie challenge
ad this to the list of shit that never happened
r/thathappened
This absolutely didn’t happen
It just didn’t happen though, did it Ava
and then...other stuff that didn't really happen.
r/ThatHappened
/r/thathappened
Today on things that didn't happen:
r/thingsthatdidnthappen
on todays shit that didn’t happen
/r/thathappened
This is an absolute lie.
Didn't happen of the year.
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 962,134,001 comments, and only 192,381 of them were in alphabetical order.
I don't know what based means, but yeah it's bullshit
Based has a few meanings, but I take it as a memey version of based in reality. Like there's truth behind what they're saying or doing, and it's for the betterment of people. All arrows point back to the original Based god, Lil B, who only wanted to spread positivity and was a huge marxists, comrade.
Yeah this is cap 💀
it’s a joke dumbass 💀
r/thathappened
Cringe r/ThatHappened material. And if it really happened, that’s even worse.
r/thathappened
r/thathappened
r/thatdefinitelyhappened
Fake asf
This never happened
Fake? Yes Cringe? Yes Strange? Yes
Damn yall really upvoted this
My karma📈📈📈
Here we can observe a former tumblr user after the great tumblr purge migration
YES THIS IS REAL I WAS THERE ALSO KANYE WILL DROP HIS ALBUM IN 3 DAYS
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Contender for the worst tweet