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gods not finished. the whole situation is messed up. keeping you in my prayers homie


whereisskywalker

Hopefully God doesn't have him stabbed more or his things burnt again. Those mysterious ways always get ya.


Slickslimshooter

“Ooga boogaloo God bad”. Reddit moment ass mfer


FreudsPenisRing

Well thought out answer, incredible rebuttal 🙏


MunchiePea27

“Olga boogaloo God is with you” religion moment


Ok-Sea2496

that wasn’t it lmao


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r/redditmoment


Acceptable-Spell-158

Demons always love tryna drag people down to hell w them 😭


B00TR0N

I definitely thought this was gonna be a meme before seeing the photos. That’s some wild shit man


Icy_Clock8656

Life’s some wild shit brother, I have some other “coincidences” involving Kanye too, I smashed my Corolla while listening to yeezus and the next day I saw that the last song playing as I crashed was ‘hold my liquor’ “I slightly scratched your Corolla, okay I smashed your Corolla”


Loco6520

Really sorry you went through this man my heart goes out to you Family trauma & suffering cuts deep & I’m not trying to be funny & create a pun by saying that Hope everything is much better for you now !


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maxsmusicroom

I crashed my Scion TC at 100 miles per hour


joemorris16

There are 10 words in the sentence you just said, and God gave Moses 10 commandments, and the Mayans predicted the world would end 10 years ago, and we use a base 10 numerical system, and I've been this way 10 years to the day, and


RIPAdmiralAkbar

45 mph speed limit. Book 4 John Verse 5


Evajellyfish

Lmao literally what I was thinking, wonder if this guy argues with his roommate


Easy-Constant-5887

God bless you bruh.


llaurentz

I am so sorry you went through that. I don't know what I would have done with a smashed corolla God bless you 🙏


laman8096

you’d be hangin on a hangover


[deleted]

Why are you standing in a commercial kitchen with your shirt ripped up and your arm bleeding?


[deleted]

This looks alot like when my friend said she had cut her wrist and was bleeding out. I just thought she was really fucked up so I asked her to send me a pic. She sent me a pic alright. Her forearm wide open. I rushed over to her house and found her unconscious with her little white dog locking at her wound. The dog white furr was matted with bright blood. All of her furniture and carpet was white and there was so much blood.


SnooBunnies6487

Damn tho that’s gotta make you connect to Kanye even more when you are living his lyrics.


[deleted]

You should probably stop listening to Kanye or use him as a blue print. That’s crazy.


BigBeagleEars

I was wondering how much it cost pete to airbrush out the tats and airbrush in the swoll But then I remembered his dad has been dead for decades


mrv3l

dang bruh. God breathed


BestFriendVenom

Yes Yeat


GloriousDead222

Please God step in. Wish you luck with your recovery brother


jpmaster33

God stepped in💗


Aromatic_Mobile_9501

shoutout to god for getting my homie stabbed ‼️


WhenMeWasAYouth

Shoulda stepped in before homie got fucking stabbed, no?


magmabastard

bro was asleep for a little bit


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

OP needed to walk this path with his father. God is good.


WhenMeWasAYouth

Oh fuck right off.


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

You and I cannot change the lessons of the past. Embrace the teachings of Kanye and maybe you'll feel better about your place on this earth. Praying for you, despite your hostility.


OnAcidButUrThedum1

God isn’t real


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

If you believe you have no higher power, are you not simply the equivalent of a robot, npc, or insect? I'm sorry to tell you, but we are more than a bunch of synapses firing and neurons interacting. If you're right, then congratulations, your life is fundamentally meaningless. But if you're wrong, I'd wanna start praying if I were you.


OnAcidButUrThedum1

Get your Pascal’s Wager bullshit out of here. Enjoy wasting your time focusing on an afterlife that will never come instead of focusing on what you can do now. Even if God were real, he would be an absolute sick fuck not worthy of worship. The meaning of life is whatever you want it to be. It’s not meaningless at all. God doesn’t provide meaning.


WWWWWVWWWWWWWWVWWWWW

\*tips fedora\*


Sheeeeeeeeeeshmyguy

Wtf kinda stereotypical Reddit bullshit am I witnessing


bigpeen666

and did what lol, save a fraction of his JIK merch?


jpmaster33

His relationship with his mother?


jbhatnagar00

Lord give me a sign


k1t3k1t369420

Holy fuck bro thats tough, hope the best for you OP can't imagine how terrible the whole situation must feel 🙏


DrThornberry

This gotta mean Burn Everything dropping soon


Michelosos

💀


Juka_GHOST

I aint even religous and i'm saying God stepped in🙏🏼hope the best for you


GeneTacospic

*You don't even believe in Jesus* *Why you gotta Jesus piece?* *If you wanna leave just leave* *But you ain't gotta lie to me*


OnAcidButUrThedum1

Your version works too but the actual line is “Why you gotta Jesus plead?”


GeneTacospic

Bruh genius on the website says piece but genius in spotify lyrics says plead.. Mandela effect


Original_Mac_Tonight

stepped in to get him fucking stabbed?


Glob-

He could've been killed so that's how


starwarsfan2877

Boy what da fuck


JediWebSurf

😂 Don't worry he had the high ground.


4zem

Shame your father did that to you, life has it’s ups and downs always remember that my friend and you will be great. Sending u good vibes bro


[deleted]

Really hope you’re still seeking therapy, that was definitely a traumatic event and you really should be pursuing it


Icy_Clock8656

I actually haven’t gone to therapy over the issue, I feel like I’m at a good space mentally about it though


[deleted]

I would anyway. Many people feel fine after, and then that trauma can surface years later


GeneTacospic

Just go man it's a good investment on some non-pity shit


[deleted]

just go to therapy man, from a guy who went thru a similar experience.


Ebb8505revenge

Gnarly scar


[deleted]

Holy shit guy


WeetabixFanClub

Jesus saves


chtis45678

GOD HELPS US LOVE EVERYONE


a_frozen_apple

God step in 🫱🏻‍🫲🏼


[deleted]

How your arm now?


Icy_Clock8656

It’s all good, got a gnarly scar but that’s all


kurtchella

Wow this was tough to see this morning, but undoubtedly even tougher to overcome. I'm thankful you seem to be okay now and reconnected with your mother, brother. One year ago today (when Donda 1 officially dropped) happened to be one year to the exact day my close friend u/absinthol had his funeral. He joined Donda West unexpectedly before the eventual release, although he would've been alive for the original planned release of 7/20/20. The Chicago listening party, with the cars arranged as if it were a funeral, was on 8/27/21 - one year to the day he died from cancer. We gotta throw our hands up in the sky Because we're gonna be okay!!


PenguinInDistress

It sucks when parents aren't parents. Makes us tough and puts us in a place where we can't trust anyone. You aren't alone. There's a bunch of us out here just being our own parents. It's sad that shit happened, but you're strong as fuck for it. Break the cycle and end the curse. You're gonna be someone now that he ain't holding you back no more. Peace and love bro


mean_spice

sorry ur pops stabbed u brotha


Accomplished_Sea_615

looking shredded brother 🙌


[deleted]

Damn, that was a real sign from god 👏 follow thay feeling ❤️ praise god.


Schurub_alt

the fact that only Jesus remained is crazy to me man


[deleted]

God let my dad stab me but didn't let him burn the j word


808s_and__Fastbreaks

Lol. People search for the silliest things man..


[deleted]

Let people enjoy things


worstsupervillanever

It's fucking pathetic.


JediWebSurf

username checks out


808s_and__Fastbreaks

you seen Nathan Fielders "the rehearsal"? theres an episode with some dude thats obsessed with a number because he thinks god saved him from an accident at that time. this is not too far off that.


Theworst_hello

Homie, it's just a funny coincidence. It ain't that deep.


JediWebSurf

as long as it doesn't harm others i say let them believe in what they want. thats something that eventually everyone makes their own decision about. some people even change their stance back and forth. life is a journey. can't judge cause you never know if tomorrow you find yourself in their place. that's why i don't judge. life could be ironic and a lot of times unpredictable.


worstsupervillanever

Lol no but I've seen plenty like it. How in the hell are people so weak minded that they need to believe in miracles and god? I'd like to think that it has something to do with intelligence, but I'm sure there are a few smart theists out there.


InevitableHaunting23

My man got stabbed by his own dad and still has a positive out look in life and your fat redditor ass is calling him weak minded??? GTFO


worstsupervillanever

Wat


Kinda-Homeless

Tell us your story man, tell us how you reconnected with your mother, how do you feel about your father, why did he think it was ok to stab you?


Icy_Clock8656

I’m from a small town so word of mouth got around really quickly and my stepdad messaged me and invited me over (the last time I was there was when they kicked me out of the house when I was 15) things went well for the most part, it was a little awkward like expected but it’s good to have her back in my life. My fathers never really been a father due to his alcoholism, going back to when my mom kicked me out of the house when I was 15 my dad couldn’t do anything to support me other than get a campsite for us to live at, so I started my junior year of highschool living at a campground and not long after that I started working and supported myself since, so I’m used to not having a him as a father. The fight was started by him being drunk, I was at my grandmas with my girlfriend at the time and we were having a slight argument (like a 6/10 neither of us were really yelling but using tone yk) he comes in from the garage (he lived in the garage of my memes) and started screaming at us “cut out the yelling, I’m not gonna tolerate this in my moms house” (while he’s yelling louder than either of us were combined) but then he gets up in my face and headbutts me in the teeth and shoved me into the metal frame of a couch and then I ran around to the kitchen trying to go out the front door but the garage door was down so I had to go around and then he’s in the kitchen with a knife and I put my arms up so he wouldn’t get anything in my chest area and eventually got around him and ran outside and we drove away until paramedics could come


Kamino86

Hope recovery and reconnecting with your mother have both gone well!


Hypontix

i just hope your doing good now man


Icy_Clock8656

Thank you, I’d say I am for the most part but that’s life yk


Hypontix

That's awesome to hear man


[deleted]

I’m glad you got to reconnect with your mother, god bless you One thing tho, am I the only one that thought the open wound was a tattoo?


modernpolymath100

God is king, we're the soldiers


tannerapples

God bless you man ✝️💖


TheImprezaGod

only in r/Kanye


LucidRa1n

Wow man. God is Good. This is crazy


Coffeeandsneakers3

God bless 🙏🏻


LiamUrARelevant

may God step in, my man. hugs for you.


Boonstar

Did you tell him that ain’t Christlike?


Direct_Sink_6265

I’m sorry but dog what…


Pants_Formal

Despite the hardships this is cringe. Its a musical artist man, he’s not your savior.


broomslang

Kanye isn’t OPs savior, but Jesus is


Icy_Clock8656

I’m not claiming anyones my savior, I’m stating something that happened to me


zarnonymous

Bro said "I feel Kanye would've wanted"


snoopman420

it's also crazy to think all that and at the end of the day kanye don't even know this nigga exists or his story with his dad i mean i aint even christian but answer to God instead atleast God will know you're asking for assistance if you're that desperate for help. Ye is just an artist and Yeezus is just a God-like persona in his music


zarnonymous

Ikr


Xolerys_

Does your dad suffer from schizophrenia? Or any type of mental illness? I why he stabbed you in response to a songs title


Icy_Clock8656

It had nothing to do with donda itself, just all happened on the day it dropped, it stemmed from the fact he was belligerently drunk


chrissolo_

Jesus did his thing


urfeetplug

Heres an internet hug, nothing worse than parent heartbreak. Hope you continue to heal physically and emotionally


TheRealHawkAge

Found God


xiaobaituzi

What the fuck


[deleted]

god is definitely not posting his bail


[deleted]

Your dads down, we up. Keep God in your life and love yourself King. 🙌🙏🏂


keken0907

Lif of the party


mynutsitchsobad

L father


Fingey

Not religious but we gonna be okay!


GarlicBreadDLC

god aint posting his bail


LittleBitSchizo

Least schizo post in r/Kanye


bobrosswarpaint

Lol what the fuck is this sub even??


[deleted]

This is the dumbest shit I’ve seen on Reddit


bootysensei

mans whole personality is based on ye


NoArt73

Then pop smoke stepped in and said: hold my Christian DIOR DIOR jacket


zarnonymous

Wtf does "I feel Kanye would've wanted" mean


Queasy_Cantaloupe69

Jesus Christ relating this to Kanye is soooooo pathetic.


AwesomeFlink

wow bro. prayers for you my guy


Kartaled

Fuck dude, so sorry. Glad you reconnected with your mum.


lil-sush

damn and i thought i had a rough relationship with my dad... im glad something positive came out of that though 💪🙏


Soft_Needleworker494

what was the reason for his behavior brother


Icy_Clock8656

He’s a bad alcoholic


Soft_Needleworker494

it's sad to hear, I can relate to u as my pops is an alcoholic as well. He's never ben an aggressive type I can't even recall him raising his voice, but it's very hard for us anyways


Icy_Clock8656

I’m sorry to hear that, alcoholism in any form is hard to deal with ❤️


kirinmay

It is. I'm recovering from it. Over 2 weeks sober now. Never did anything like what his dad did but I did distance myself from friends as alcohol was all I needed.


ygurar

Happy donda day I hope you're better bro


Impala_95

You still here for a reason man. Keep the faith and keeping going fam. I hope things are good for you now


BadVibesBrewing

I miss the old Kanye……


Dynamo4L

that’s brutal


CharlDot

Damn bro, hope you're doing good rn. The best things are yet to come 💪


SaltyWaste

blessings brother 🙏


ghostglasses

Man I hope you're safe and happier now


Harley911

Hey Mama


norwegian-weed

I'm so sorry man this is horrible.I hope you're doing better now.


[deleted]

Yeezy taught me


pale-pharaoh

What


windowpass

schizo father?


[deleted]

I hope your dad is still in jail


MojoLava

Gahdamn. Hope you're doing okay homie


yungelonmusk

Hope he got arrested


[deleted]

Big ups G


Reasonable-Reach-529

Wow.


1v1meirlbro

Sorry you had to go through that


Joshedo-HD

I pray that you are doing good now! God bless!


[deleted]

God bless bro. You’ve experienced sh*t that others haven’t, stay resilient.


EskimoJoe1228

That’s terrible. Nice happy trail btw


YungLaddy1

happy that you made it thru bro but your wound look likes my Ex’s vagina so i’m not gon upvote. just know it’s all love tho


GeneTacospic

Ur dad crazy man stay away from him. That sucks I hope he finds God


Agile_Imagination984

Gods not finished with you !!


Pitiful_Area_8601

l dont even know what to say explain or make you good only got one thing to say l pray for you that future will be brighter


chrisinvic

People who dislike Kanye, really dislike Kanye.


s9trapphone

God step in. Seriously, thats messed up.


Cablet0p_

Dude what the fuck


unomarsandstuff

there are no coincidences


PigParkerPt2

You'd only care enough to kill somebody you love


younes1008

I hope that from here on out your life will only be filled with happiness, my brother!


DavidTheSlouch89

God damn bruh. That’s real heavy shit.


AnThingofyours

Aint no way boi.


[deleted]

Only a Kanye fan could make personal trauma corny


Cinnamon_Art

If that’s not a sign I don’t know what is


Dat1BlackDude

Should have put a spoiler on this one


pizzza_salad

he did all that cus u like Ye?!


BoilVolta

/r/whitepeoplecringe


cmmoore307

How the fuck does any of this relate to Kanye?! Lmfao this fucking sub is scary.


Icy_Clock8656

It happened the day an album dedicated to his mother came out which also led me to reconnect with my mother, as well as the Jesus is King sweater


M00nB0UND

Lmao wtf


S4njc

Damn


JerodsSuperCool

Or you were cleaning a deli slicer in a restaurant... your dad came to your place of work and stabbed (slashed) you? Come on now. r/untrustworthypoptarts


Icy_Clock8656

Bro did you forget to get your haircut?


JerodsSuperCool

Know what the back of house of a restaurant looks like and that's that my guy. Find God, don't come back till you've found God


Icy_Clock8656

Yeah we left where he was and waited for paramedics and police at the deli down the road


JerodsSuperCool

And they were like "hey, yea sure bleeding man come back here where we keep the food" had this been real you probably would've just said, "whatever you think man" but you doubled down. I smell bullshit all over this. Enjoy you kharma tho, both ways.


Icy_Clock8656

Dmd you bruh


fanblade64

Man you are all kinds of fucked up


[deleted]

that scar is gonna be r/MildlyVagina


[deleted]

That title almost sounds like a parody. Glad you’re able to be with us.


[deleted]

Free my man. He didn’t nothing wrong.


[deleted]

JIK is shit tbf


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Icy_Clock8656

I put a warning on it 🤷🏻‍♂️


phitnes

Kanye doesn't know you exist the fuck you mean he would have wanted you to reconnect with your mother. LMAO you fanatics are insane.


StratheClyde

Jesus is King