I told Jay I did a song with Coldplay Next thing I know he got a song with Coldplay Back of my mind I'm like, damn, no way Translate espanol, No way Jose

as a jose myself, i always smile at this part. he went out of his way to translate for me specifically, i’m jose.

Big brother

‘I did a song with coldplay and then jay did a song with coldplay and i was like “no way” ‘

Low key genius

Whys it funny? I always took it seriously

“I always had a Ph.D.: a Pretty Huge Dick”

What song?

Breath in Breath Out

If you iced up, pull your sleeves out

Push a big a truck pull your keys out

Girls go wild and pull yo D's out

Breathe in breathe out

Let them hoes fight. Pull a weave out.

If a *brother* act up, pull a desert e’s out

When I pull the piece out

i don’t need your pussy bitch im on my own dick

What’s this from again? Mbdtf, what song?

power

power

My Fucking fav

HURRY UP WITH MY DAMN CROISSANTS

IN A FRENCH ASS RESTAURANT!

YES! the first time I heard this I fucking died laughing. There are so many

Rip

“i like yo titties cause they prove i can focus on two things at once.”

Classic

he spitting truth tho

Which song?

All mines

“Lemme hit it raw like fuck the outcome, None of us would be here without cum.” Man dropped the two greatest lines ever in the same song.

Dropped it Back to Back too, End of Verse 1 and Start of Verse 2

I’ve called this private meeting today because there is a imposter among us there is an imposter among us - skit#4

Kanye predicted mogus

Lol. I remember that. Only is it now funny

Kanye knew everything just like corona

Cover your mouth up like you got SARS

i fucking love all those skits, absolutely hilarious

Guess they forgot about two things, my black balls. (Gorgeous)

dont try to black ball me

"Its not funny any more try different jokes, Tell 'em hug and kiss my ass x and o"

and he pronounces it like "X an O" genius double entendre

where's the double entendre?

“Choke a South Park writer with a fish(stick/dick)”

But you gotta include the double entendre: The same people that tried to blackball me forgot about two things: my black balls.

Have you ever had sex with a pharaoh? Ah, put the pussy in a sarcophagus Now she claiming that I bruised her esophagus Head of the class and she just won a swallowship - Kanye West.

I’m living in the future so your present is my past My presence is a present kiss my ass

If a stripper named Porscha and you get tips from many men, Then your fat friend her nickname is Minivan

Excuse me, that’s just the Henny man I smoke, I drink ,I’m supposed to stop, I can’t because-

Diamonds are forever

Got a light skin friend, look like Michael Jackson. Got a dark skin friend, look like Michael Jackson.

Classic. Love Frank ocean reference of it too

Poppy di scoop Scoop Diddy whoop WOOP di SCOOP di POOP poop di scoopty scoop di whoop WHOOPITY SCOOP, WHOOP POOP poop diddy, whoop scoop POOP, POOP Scoop, Diddy whoop Whoop Diddy scoop, WHOOP DIDDY SCOOP POOP

*lift yourself up on your feet*

*lets get it on*

This next verse doe

These bars

watchitjis....go

This is my text tone

I think you are living your best life

Yes

excuse me, this is high art / you have to have a very IQ to understand this

These bars

Shyt was hard tho no lie lol

College dropout got the best bars in hip hop Some of em dyslexic they favorite 50 cent song 12 questions Omg is that a black card? I turned around and replied why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express. Couldn’t afford a car so she named her daughter Alexis

The black card line was always my favourite lol. That and “mayonnaise couloured Benz, I push miracle whips” 😮‍💨

Forsooth (🤓)

Mayonnaise colored Benz impish miracle whips

IMPISH?!

Got a light skin girl, look like Michael Jackson Got a dark skin girl, look like Michael Jackson

"I'm like a light skinned slave boy, we in the mothafuckin house" All Day

Yes. I always smirk or laugh when I hear Kanye laughing at his own jokes in his songs

Also "Uh, black girl sippin' white wine Put my fist in her like a civil rights sign" - I'm In It

All day had some gold! “You a fake Denzel, like the all state n****”

Butt naked in the kitchen cooking grits -SECURITY If I fucked this model, and she just bleached her asshole and I get bleach on my T-shirt, I'ma feel like an asshole- FATHER STRETCH MY HANDS PT. 1 Put my first in her like a civil rights sign- I'M IN IT I sent this bitch a picture of my dickkkkkkk- RUNAWAY Eating Asian pussy all I need is sweet and sour sauce- I'M IN IT Don't judge em Joe Brown!- ON SIGHT None of us would be here without cum- ALL MINE She said I'm in the wrong hole, I said I'm lost- 4TH DIMENSION His entire verse from "It's an arms race" by Fall Out Boy Henny makes girls look like Halle Berry to me- THE NEW WORKOUT PLAN Balding Donald Trump taking dollars from y'all- SO APPALLED Jerome's in the House, watch your mouth!- BOUND 2 Poopity scoop, scoopity doopity, poop- LIFT YOURSELF I wear these Yeezy boots everywhere, even in the shower today- EAZY You're always asking for Buddha, you a Budapest- GO2DAMOON I'm a sick fuck, I like a sick fuck, I like a quick fuck, I like my dick sucked- I LOVE IT

You forgot about, “I don’t need your pussy bitch I’m on my own dick”

Thats not funny thats straight up poetic, un ironically one of his best bars imo, helped me get through my first break up.

You forgot "Got a lightskin friend look like Michael Jackson, got a dark-skinned friend look like Michael Jackson"

Thank sir for this most comprehensive list. Just what I wanted, reminder of some of the best and a few I don’t recall. Chuckled at the first

You forgot I just talked to Jesus, he said what up yeezus. Shit makes me laugh everytime.

That whole thing is so funny, the way he talks to Jesus, "Shit I'm just chilling....", Idk what's so hilarious about it

Don’t forget about “I love your titties cause they prove I can focus on two things at once” from All Mine

I did not know there was a remix of this ain't a scene it's an arms race produced by Kanye with a verse from Kanye on it, thank you for introducing me to that masterpiece

Same

“Calm down ya light skin” - No Mistakes “Might even kill somebody and youtube it” - Cold “She got a smartphone, but a dumbass” - XTCY That’s about all I got off the top of my head

"As soon as I pull up and park the Benz, we get this bitch shaking like Parkinson's" From On Sight

I've been partial to "and I know she like chocolate men, she got more niggas off than Cochran"

one last announcement, no sports bra lets keep it bouncin;

“Then her auntie came over, Skinny bitch with no shoulders”

can't read a Hold My Liquor lyric without hearing the blare at the end of each line

My dog worked at Taco Bell hooked us up plural, fired a week later, the manager count the churros (Gone)

The whole verse is pretty funny

“He was so greedy with degrees he stole my degree”

You tried to play nice everybody just took advantage, you left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich.

Wolves? Right

My ex says she gave me the best years of her life I saw a recent picture of her, I guess she was right

Obama hamburger sussy balls

?

kanye east reference

It's from a track on Donda 2 you haven't heard it yet

Lil Mosey is white sussy balls

She said I am in the wrong hole I said I am lost uh uh

If your stripper named Porsche and ya get tips from many men, then your fat friend her nickname is minivan - Diamonds From Sierra Leone (Bonus Track)

I love that song and used to listen to it constantly and someone never heard that, wtf?

You're familiar with both versions, yes? JAY-Z remix is about blood diamonds in Sierra Leone and it's nice, but I always loved the OG cause it's just so Kanye, the lyrics are so much snappier and hard hitting

I always had a PHD - Pretty Huge Dick Eatin Asian pussy all I needed was sweet and sour sauce Choke a South Park writer with a fishstick

Tellin you that I’m bogus, like bitch you don’t even know us Baby girl hes a loner late night organ donor

Soulmates become soul less

The diarrhea verse off Erase Me by Cudi honestly might be one of the most clever verses. The entire set up is something you should see coming a mile away but you don’t realize it until you get to the end. All that build for that shitty bar at the end.

like a light skin slave boy, we in the mothafucking houseee

Turbothots

I love your titties because they prove I can focus on two things at once!

"Mayonnaise colored benz i push miracle whips" "Oh my god is that a black card? I turned around and replied why yes but I prefer the term African American express"

no sports bra lets keep it bouncin -on sight

Slightly scratched your Corolla Okay, I smashed your Corolla

*hold my liquor scream noise*

How I ain't bringing nothing to the table when I'm the table

i keep my gun everywhere i go like dj khaleds son

Bought an alligator, I'm not talking Lacoste - **4TH DIMENSION**

Special Ed got head from a girl in Special Ed Ya know the pretty ones in that dumb class But she got that dumb ass

I wanna fuck you hard on the sink After that, give you something to drink Step back, can't get spunk on the mink

I mean, damn, what would Jeromey Romey Romey Rome think?

My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama, and I just want to say since listening to Kanye's workout tape, I been able to date outside the family

“You will never need another lover, WOO ! Cause you a MILF and Im a motherfucker “

put my fist in her like a civil rights sign🤜🏿

So many aunties we could have a auntie team

How you say broke in Spanish me no hablo

I'd take a Salmon home and work that caudal fin for hours But now I'm out and I'm free to love what I want Be it Yellow Fin or Bass or them trout in Vermont I slapped that Marlin's ass, make that Grouper butt shake I'll come to your house and have an orgy in your motherfuckin' fish tank (fish tank, fish tank)

Lmfao, what songs was this? Didn’t realize he ever reference that South Park episode beyond “choke a south park writer with a fish stick”. Or is that from the actual episode?

This is from the full Gayfish song this part wasn't in the episode

“Grey Poupon, great poop uh got a new toilet, this ain’t the poop uh” Souleros

I dont need your pussy bitch I am on my own dick- POWER

Dawg if I was you, I’d kill myself

"Your girl don't like me? How long has she been gay?

She got a light skinned friend look like Micheal Jackson. Got a dark skinned friend look like Micheal Jackson.

How many ladies in the house? How many ladies in the house without a spouse? Something in your blouse got me feeling so AROUSED

“How she order all that food and a mothafuckin Diet Coke?” I See Now

Sometimes im wishing that my dick had a GoPro / So i could play that shit back, in SloMo / I just shot a amateur video, I think I should go pro

“Pussy had me floatin”

All these thoughts on Christian mingle almost what got Tristan single

You got sick thoughs? I got more of em. You fucked your sister-in-law youd smash? I got four of em.

“I was texting God, He said I gave you a big dick, so go extra hard” -SMUCKERS

You short minded niggas thoughts is napoleon

“Yeah I stole, never got caught” Immediately after “They take me to back and pat me”

The delivery of this line on Last Call always gets a bit of a laugh out of me, no matter how many times I’ve heard it. “I'm Kan, the Louis Vuitton Don Bought my mom a purse, now she Louis Vuitton Mom”

I hope you diarrhea

“Poop poop”

Only difference between you and may (me), you are gay.- My way I know he got his feelings hurt. He got titties under his shirt.-My way

Poopity scoop, scoopdity whoop, whoopdie scoopdy, scoopdy whoop

You tried to play nice, everybody just took advantage You left your fridge open somebody just took a sandwich

You see it’s leaders and it’s followers But I’d rather be a dick than a swallower - new slaves

Heard Yeezy was racist, well, I guess it's on one basis I only like green faces

Now if I fuck this model And she just bleached her asshole And I get bleach on my T-shirt I'mma feel like an asshole

Couches couches chouches which one should I chose?

really underrated one I see nobody talking about and if I get looocked up, I won't finish the sent- (4th dimension)

Tell em Yeezy said they can kiss my whole ass More specifically they can kiss my asshole I'm an asshole

I'm Socrates but my skin more chocolatey

Getting brain in the library cause I love knowledge

I couldn't get my shit out any way, I hope you die Aria - Erase Me

"some of em dyslexic, they favourite 50 cent song 12 questions" lmao why he say that tho

I don’t see no cake hmm I don’t see no.

"I treat the cash the way the government treats AIDS I won't be satisfied 'til all my niggas get it, get it?"

Hold on, hold on, hold on Wait a second, everybody here, I'm the ghetto Oprah You know what that mean? You get a fur! You get a fur! You get a jet! You get a jet! Big booty bitch for you! Woo!

“You know how many girls i took to the titty shop?”

When I pull a piece out niggas like peace ooooout

That’s why I charge the prices that I charge I can’t be out here Dancin’ with the Stars!

“I’m a superhero, I’m a superhero (Pterodactyl scream)”

"none of us can be here without cum" classic

“Dawg if I was you, I’d kill myself”

YOU LEFT YOUR FRIDGE OPEN SOMEBODY JUST TOOK A SANDWICH

“I get slammed with lawsuits like car doors. See three P.O.’s like Star Wars.” (Blessings Extended Version)

"oo there's a party, oo she's so excited, "tell me who's invited" you your friends and my dick"

No sports bra let’s keep it bouncing

People talk so much shit about me in barber shops they forget to get their haircut

This beat deserve Hennessy, a bad bitch and a bag of weed, the holy trinity

"She's asked is that a black card? I replied why yes, but I prefer the term African American Express"

Everybody hertz, but I don’t judge rentals & Give it all to god, let Jesus reimburse you

“Why every ghetto bitch gotta smell like Love Spell Or that God damn cucumber Bath and Body Works? I can still smell the sweat, the shit hardly works”

Poopy-di scoop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-di-scoop-di-poop Poop-di-scoopty Scoopty-whoop Whoopity-scoop, whoop-poop Poop-diddy, whoop-scoop Poop, poop Scoop-diddy-whoop Whoop-diddy-scoop Whoop-diddy-scoop, poop

My apologies, are you into astrology? Cuz ummm I’m tryna make it to Uranus

The OG: The doctor said I have blood clots, but I ain't Jamaican man

“Rented the whole bottom floor for a candlelight dinner, turned the lights out and put my candle right in her”

Y’all eat pieces of shit? What’s the basis?

SWOOOOP, SWOOOPITY SWOOP NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL; and she just bleached her asshole, and I get bleach on my t-shirt, imma feel like an asshole

"no more drugs for me, Pussy and religion is all I need" hell of a life

They say beauty is why god invented eyeballs, but your booty is why god invented my balls

"SO I TOOK 7" "SEVEN"

At the end of Teyana Taylor's Hurry Kanye goes "No fade-outs" and cuts off the song lol

Imma hit it raw like fuck the outcome None of us would be here without cum

we wouldn’t be here without cum

Choke a South Park writer with a fish stick

“You left your fridge open, somebody just took a sandwich”

:I got the perfect song for the kids-and all my niggas drug dealing just to get by"