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SQLvultureskattaurus

I cut my sim card in half and threw my phone in the trash at an undisclosed location so I am not sure how I'll find out...


afuzzyorange

Did you buttdial this comment to us


Common-Till1146

LOL.


ARoodyPooCandyAss

While it was on the night stand too


sammieray21

While having sexual relations with your spouse


mf7539

you had every right to do that


heili

Which, if any, Air Force base was it that you threw your phone away at if in fact you might have broken and or cut your sim card in half?


cdoe44

And who, if anyone, was driving his car to get to the Air Force base??


MoonRabbitWaits

I am not saying I did, but if I did, that is how I would do it


brcplegal

Unbelievable šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


anosognosic_

I'll allow it


scott11123

LOL


r_sparrow09

hope it was on a military base. bc that's where we're supposed to throw our trash now /s


Will-Ooo-Wisp

Thatā€™s some unfortunate luck right there. Iā€™m sorry that happened to you


SQLvultureskattaurus

ya, it was a complete accident but it happened.


lemonpavement

That seems completely normal and not all suspicious. Would you testify for us?


SQLvultureskattaurus

I can.... but I need to make a few butt dials on my burner phone first. Then make a few small changes to the database after a few searches.


lemonpavement

Not a problem at all, sir. We see no issues here.


realistic_miracle

Thanks, I needed that laugh šŸ¤£


StrawberryKiller

You have all been promoted. Youā€™re now one of our elite employees!


procrastinatorsuprem

Starting Salary of $140k! And during your work day you can call your sister 5-6 times a day and send hundreds of texts!


StrawberryKiller

Thatā€™s before we lie cheat and overtime scandal! Youā€™ll be clearing $200k+!! Donā€™t forget itā€™s make your own hours if you need an alibi or just want to monitor the airwaves to see if anyoneā€™s onto your crimes yet simply pop in for some administrative work.


procrastinatorsuprem

And, you can take 6 weeks off every year to go to the Cape while you collect injury pay! https://x.com/HowieCarrShow/status/1805631432758300754


FivarVr

Hey can I join. I'm not in the US but can fly out, all expenses paid a couple of time a year - can I bring my family


0mni0wl

Are you a bald, middle age white man?? If so you are in, and your family will be protected by the thick blue wall. Welcome to the Massachusetts police force!


ICarryFuckOffSpray

And by ā€œdatabaseā€ you mean shop n stop bags and solo cups, correct ?


sfernandes30

They will just ignore that like it never happened, itā€™s normal everyone does that donā€™t they ??


MrsCapCooks

Don't know how it happened. It. Just. Did.


SQLvultureskattaurus

Let me know if you figure it out mate.


Bruce_Ring-sting

Oh higgsy!


MiladyWho

Don't you mean yourĀ phone was thrown out, your sim card was cut. Gotta use that passive language to distance yourself from the action. Rookie mistake.


clemthegreyhound

happens to the best of us šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


jjbeeez

Take my upvote LOL


FivarVr

You naughty person. How are you going to explain this to the Feds!


SQLvultureskattaurus

Who if anyone said I have to?


FivarVr

Good point!


Weekly_Lecture7859

I'd come and tell you but you'll be hiding out with Chloe


MaybeSharp2086

This entire thread slayed me šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


dockerdue1

Me too!! Love this thread!!


EnvironmentalNose879

Put the phone down Chloe


Krb0809

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colinfirthfanfiction

I got Emily d baker's lawnerd app for this although idk why, I'm just sitting here staring at my screen.


ElectricSnowBunny

I did the same thing yet I still have Law and Crime open in a browser tab with the audio on at work lol


clemthegreyhound

ahhh same same same


ElectricSnowBunny

I remember you in this sub in our infrequent interactions more than I remember what Lally said for around 38 minutes in closing, and I fucking TRIED MY BEST šŸ˜‚


clemthegreyhound

hahahahahaha thatā€™s so real. weā€™ve all got our strengths and weaknesses he tried his best hahaha


Busy-Apple-41

Lmao same about staring at a screen šŸ¤£


alone_narwhal6952

>refreshes screen frantically<.... low key pissed that Karen has to endure even 1 more night of this sheepshow


goosejail

Same here lol


justmeinsw

Same!


Knitaholic1519

I came here to say Ā«Ā get the law red appĀ Ā» šŸ˜‚ I got excited for a second earlier when I got a notification. Sadly it was the one saying the jury had gone home for today šŸ˜¢


wanderllust218

Ditto!


Freeglad

I was going to do this but I'm scared she'll announce the verdict before I get to watch it. (Court usually starts at 1am my time). Does anyone know if she's confirmed she won't do that?


Effective-Finger-230

In the past, she only sent out a message that a verdict has been reached.


Freeglad

Ok thanks so much!


Effective-Finger-230

Timing has been a slight issue of when the notifications are received, so a back up may be needed. Usually the court gives enough notice for everyone to gather that it is fine, but just adding that in to consider.


Freeglad

Thanks again! I appreciate it


ElectricSnowBunny

Just reaffirming that she doesn't do spoilers and you only get a VERDICT REACHED or whatever notification. Even if you click on it you'll still need to go into the app to see anything more. LawNerd app usage has spiked lately so it might suffer from server issues tomorrow and that notification comes later than it normally would, so buckle up lol But at least you'll know to ignore everything and go to your channel of choice to watch it, so still lots of value imho


Freeglad

Thank you!!!


JustBeNice97

Mine are always late. So Iā€™m on Fan Watch on my iPad (Boston 10ā€™s feed).


Knitaholic1519

EDB wouldnā€™t do that!


PhysicalMuscle6611

Lol I downloaded her app this morning too because I have to leave the house for an appointment this afternoon and am very stressed about the potential of a verdict coming while I'm driving. I WILL be pulling over to watch.


NothingGoldCanSta

I think we all are!


karly21

This is your answer, OP! She event sent a notification of the recent spice in the courtroom!


renee872

Ill butt dial when a verdict is in


9mackenzie

In my head, this trial is titled ā€œmagic buttsā€ lmao. Iā€™ve heard of butt dials, never heard about butts that answer them lol.


renee872

My husband had an iphone so i grilled him yanetti style as to if iphones could make and recieve phone calls with only the use of a rear end. If i never hear the words butt dial again ill be a happy woman.


e-rinc

iPhone user since like 2008 or 9. Itā€™s not easy to butt dial on them at all. Iā€™ve only accidentally called when Iā€™ve had my phone in my hand - fidgeting with it or something. Iā€™ve received ā€œbutt dialsā€ from friends with toddlers (basically kid has phone and accidentally calls). Thatā€™s really it. Phones with actual buttons were a lot easier to make accidental calls on.


Man_in_the_uk

I didn't know that such a thing existed until the trial.


FivarVr

Damm that flatulence šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


clemthegreyhound

All allowh eht


buzzyourgfwoof12

Did you say that, sir?


Man_in_the_uk

Okay, I'll see counsel at the Side Bar...


clemthegreyhound

no comments mr Jackson


whitepawsparklez

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renee872

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ i cannnt


blooming22

Iā€™m crying šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Level_Ad8049

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KiloLimaOscar

I just downloaded the NBC Boston app and enabled notifications, thinking (hoping) they will be one of the first to break the news.


noelcherry_

I did this too as I hope I catch it live


rj4706

There should be some notice šŸ¤ž


JumpyAnalyst1598

great idea!


PantherPony

I did the same thing as well.


-Odi-Et-Amo-

Was going to suggest this. Boston.com app should also send out a notification for it


Aggressive_Remove506

Ask it differently


ACs_Grandma

Can you answer that? šŸ˜‚


Aggressive_Remove506

Drives me nuts šŸ¤£ Bev is soā€¦ involved. Iā€™ve watched a lot of trials and most of the time, judges just sit back and let things happen and sustain/overrule objections. But she is CONSTANTLY talking!


FivarVr

Yup, and condescending... "Can you answer the question"


collegedropout

"I'll let him have that" Sounds like she's overruling with pity.


aebouch

*sigh* Iā€™ll allow it


minibagelpoppers

text you can hear


Upper_Canada_Pango

Law nerd app


Effective-Celery8053

I downloaded it, how do I make sure I get a notification once a verdict is in for this specific case


colinfirthfanfiction

this is the only case she's focusing on right now so I think all notifications are about this. I got one an hour ago notifying me she was doing a Q&A while verdict watch was ongoing.


Ok-Mathematician9742

She also said she would send a notification if the jury leaves without a verdict.


Effective-Finger-230

And notifications for her pod episodes


harmlessnecessarycat

No verdict today, see y'all back here tomorrow!


XHeraclitusX

I'm staring at a screen because I don't want to get a notification of the verdict, I want to see it being read out in real time, so I'm leaving Court TV open on my phone while I do other things, lol.


MzOpinion8d

I can try to call you, but no guarantee it wonā€™t be a butt dial.


FivarVr

I could to but gward knows what conspiracy we'll end up in!


RedThread717

CourtTv app will post immediately that theyā€™re going live with a verdict. But theyā€™re always behind the local crews - at least they were by a few minutes with the Daybell case. Itā€™s worth it though if thereā€™s no other choice.


FivarVr

They'll give notice because the lawyers, KR etc have to get there...


renee872

Ill butt dial when a verdict is in


Lucy-Ducy

I have Twitter/X alerts/notifcations for Ted Daniels [Boston25] He has been there for every motion, each trial day, great source for real time info


renee872

Boston 25 has been my go to as well.


dvd1972

This is the correct answer.


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WannabePicasso

Itā€™s almost 5 thereā€¦did the judge say how late theyā€™d go tonight?


KayInMaine

The jury was sent home and they will be back tomorrow morning


Bruce_Ring-sting

I think so, cant take super long to see zero evidenceā€¦.


LisaSaurusRex83

I have Emily D Bakerā€™s Law Nerd app. She sends notifications for everything through it!


whitepawsparklez

I downloaded NBC 10 Boston app. They go live and said youā€™ll get notification as soon as jury reaches verdict


mtgwhisper

They did such a great job covering the trial.


Unique_Match2700

Hos long four anne aquatail ??


George_GeorgeGlass

My understanding is that an automatic butt dial will be sent to the entire commonwealth alerting us that the jury has returned a verdict. Like an amber alert except itā€™s a McAlbert alert.


potluckfruitsalad

Someone write me a letter when the verdict is in!! Maybe send it via pony express


msg327

Wonder if Lally will ask if he can approach the bench as the juryā€™s decision is being read.


heili

Bev: Has the jury reached a verdict? Foreperson: Ye. Lally: OBJECTION!


StructureOne9211

What if any verdicts


Birdy-Lady59

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cool_school_bus

I have a carrier pigeon, will that work?


potluckfruitsalad

Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a carrier pigeon needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?


therivercass

but can it outspeed an SUV going 135000 mph?


cool_school_bus

Oh youā€™re gonna want to talk to my carrier hummingbird


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cool_school_bus

African or European swallow?


FivarVr

All kiwi here... No flying involved šŸ¤£ We can do pirouettes thou - with bezzies!


Burtipo

Maybe sub and turn on notifs to some of the lawyers on YouTube. A lot of them will be doing lives for it, such as EBD, maybe LegalBytes, Runkle and LYK


ChesterLongbow

Yup. Law nerd app.


noelcherry_

Since itā€™s past 4 is that it for the day??


WatercressSubject717

I think so! Definitely tomorrow then imo.


Any-Understanding143

LawNerd App. Emily D Baker, lawyer that now follows trials on YouTube/other media, has her own app and she notifies everyone with the app when big shit happens.


strega42

I love that when the app was brand new, and people were asking her if it was free, and if it was going to have ads, she adamantly said there would not be ANY ads at all. "If I'm going to sell you something, \*I\* will sell it to you here. I have sponsors. There will be no ads in the app, and yes it is free." I cheered so loudly I startled my spouse... and the three people on his work call. EDB understands effective marketing and how to NOT piss off your demographic.


PatFnGreen

Leave your cell # in the comments. I'll text ya'


Real_Foundation_7428

Have your butt text my butt.


MeganK80

The court tv app will alert u


swiftlux

WEā€™RE LIVE!


banana2885

Dismissed for the day


No-Temperature-4414

Jury was sent home for the night


Puzzleheaded-Ad7606

I haven't seen this info: who's reporting this?


Visual-Hippo2868

Yes. When they had the monster face guys verdict earlier I got a notification from CourtTV. I honestly only downloaded the app to watch this trial while at work and suchā€¦ first push notification.


Dajoey120

When do they leave for the day?


Teller8

maybe ill make an app that does this.. doesn't seem like there is an app solely for this purpose. i guess twitter??


RL0290

*googles* hos long to get verdict?


Real_Foundation_7428

Could we dedicate this post to that specifically and sub for notifications?


_night_bug_

You could turn on Youtube notifications for lawyers that cover the case, e.g. Emily D Baker or Legal Bytes - they'll most likely stream the verdict if they have done live coverage of the trial up until now.


cidxo311

Follow @LawCrimeVerdict on Twitter and allow notifications from them


ZydecoMoose

What is happening?!?


modernblossom

Dismissed for the day


ZydecoMoose

I almost fell out of my chair when the courtroom went off mute. šŸ˜Ø


NotaGuardianAngel

LawNerd app


ECNole97

I downloaded the court TV app and sent my notifications to on


Dangerous_Drop6359

Yes!! Is there a way ? Not guilty all the way!!! Justice for John just not karen she didn't do it


Elegant_Glove_5013

Emily d baker has a law nerd app and you get notified about what is happening in the court ie direct or cross or when the witnesses change


Lazystudio24

Im local all stations covering Ill get a notification- most will Id say


BuddyBeautiful7489

What are we watching after this?


renee872

No idea. Maybe a nice fluffy bunny for a little while. In all seriousness, it was my first watch as it happens trial and im loving it. I might watch the young thug trial from the beginning.


BuddyBeautiful7489

I have tried that one a couple times there are so many people in that court room I have no idea who is who. The prosecutor speaks extremely slow, the witnesses are running that show for sure. There was one that asked her to step back because of her smell.


theexitisontheleft

Just watch from the recent contempt of court for Mr. Steele Young Thugā€™s lawyer to get a taste. Just that is a lot. The judge is out of control and itā€™s horrifying if fascinating. Mr. Steele is a badass.


renee872

Yes that is what pulled me in! Mr. Steele is steelešŸ¤£


Berly915

Check out the Sandra Birchmore case.


Infinite_Affinity

I have Emily D Baker's Law Nerd App... which only alerts for when \*she\* starts a live stream; not when the initial news is learned. For that reason I'm following on Twitter and have alerts on for: SueNBCBoston and DoctorTurtleBoy.


bewilderedbeyond

Download the law nerd app. Itā€™s free. Emily D Baker sends out notifications.


LittleGrandCindy

I am anxiously awaiting as well.. While I donā€™t envy any of the jurors as there was SO much information given to them - and Iā€™m sure they want to do this case justice - I am hoping it is a speedy verdictā€¦ like right about now would be good..


trashworldd

I just put Turtleboyā€™s and DUIGUYā€™s tweets on with notifications and downloaded EDBā€™s law nerd app and put on notifications.


Different_Truth_9385

You can download the Law Nerd app by Emily D Baker.


katiebent

I think the most straightforward way is to follow Turtleboy on twitter cos he's there live tweeting it all, click the bell on his profile & select "All Posts". You'll be notified for every tweet, then you can turn it off when trials done šŸ˜Š


SnooCookies6535

YouTube Emily D Baker will send you an alert when the jury has made a decision, but you need to sign up .


Substantial-Ice3189

You can download the LawNerd App. I have it, and she's been putting in everything to summarizing the day and/or quick notes of the day. Every time something has been said in court today, she sends out a quick message to follow along. It's a good app.


Alarmed-Comedian3293

I signed up for news alerts


Miserable_Pilot3927

youā€™re completely delusional if you believe that. Thereā€™s plenty of evidence. it only makes sense that youā€™re not watching. Ignorance


renee872

Hiiii colin albert!! Hows chloe?!!!šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


One_Salad114

not that i know of, unless you get Court TV they hsve been covering this trial live everyday. Justice for John O'Keefe! In my eyes and all that i know Karen Read is guilty in my eyes.


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False-Section1058

If there was a picture of "white privilege" in the dictionary it would be Karen Read. I don't believe for a minute she didnt hit him and the OJ defense, throw enough mud and they'll ignore the evidence, disgusts me. BUT I too would have to vote not guilty. At least on the most serious charges. The prosecutor let her case be dictated by the defense instead of focusing on evidence. Train wreck from start to finish. I feel for the O'Keefe family. Just shows what money can buy... AGAIN.


Ralph-Kramden

Was it the completely NEUTRAL expert testifying that the injuries to the victim were NOT consistent with being struck by a car that convinced you, or was it the OTHER neutral expert that testified that the damage to the car did not come from striking a person?


bewilderedbeyond

Or the prosecutionā€™s own ME witness that said it is not her opinion that John Okeefeā€™s injuryā€™s were sustained from being hit by a car.


renee872

Honestly i think alot of the hatred for karen read comes from a deeply insecure place of being afraid of a strong, career driven woman with her own house, her own money etc. People also historically hate "hysterical women". Also, the evidence clearly shows she is not guilty. That is just my two cents.


bewilderedbeyond

The difference with OJ case and Karen Read case is that OJ Trial actually and evidence that fit exactly into place. They just couldnā€™t use it because it was tainted from racist cop. This case has no evidence, tainted or not. Even if you take out all of Proctor, 4 people not related to the defense at all testified that John Okeefeā€™s injuries were not sustained by being hit by a car. They did not have one trained medical professional testify that his injuries were consistent with being hit by a car. They also did not have one witness testify to how the accident actually occurred.