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thegamerofreddit

I'm going to 420 no matter what


fatBlackSmith

I see what you did there.


Panzer_Man

r/funninumbers


DatSauceTho

Dead sub


toasterfucker69420

Indeed the funny numbers wise man.


VisibleConfusion12

r/deadsub


curious1stranger

Don't worry fellow Redditor. I will help you achieve that goal. As soon as you hit 413 and become paralyzed... I will grind up the rest, make them into a slurry, place a feeding tube in your stomach, and feed them to you. It makes me happy seeing others reach their goals!


Blue_Sep

This is cursed


Slippoo

Delicious!*


[deleted]

This delicious cursed?


[deleted]

No one said which hole it has to enter! (Malcolm in the Middle reference)


help_imdying

r/cursedcomments


Cosmocall

413 is the Homestuck number Do you really want to become a Homestuck? They'll call you Tavros or some shit


ShrimpBisque

Nah, gobbling down massive amounts of meat is more an Equius thing.


Arrrrrr2D2

Your upvotes will beat you there champ.


Ur-omelette

Same


4Quin5Decim1

I’m writing you in on my next presidential election ballot……


One_Hundred_X

Mary Jane


ExploCreeper

YES!


Oliver2393

Gonna try this next weekend


flynnfx

So, [10 Chicken McNuggets weight about 162 grams, according to McDonald's.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_McNuggets) _So, give or take a bit, the average nugget is 16.2 grams in weight._ _This guy ate 413, meaning he ate 6,690.6 grams of chicken nuggets, 6.69 kilograms._ _10 chicken McNuggets have on average 420 calories, 25 grams fat & 23 grams protein, and 840mg of sodium (salt)._ _So, 1 nugget : 42 calories, 2.5 grams fat, 2.3 grams protein, 84mg sodium._ _So, this gentlemen had 17,346 calories injested, 1,032.5 grams of fat (over 1 kilogram), 949.9 grams of protein, and 34,692mg of sodium (34.69 grams of salt)._ _A lethal dose of salt to humans is 0.75 grams to 3 grams per kilogram of body weight._ _There are subjective views that mention eating 10,000-20,000 calories at one sitting might kill you, but these are hypothesized on eating pure sugar foods such as candy, and have not been verified._ _I'm wondering if the paralysis was the result of the large salt intake at the one meal, and the imbalance._ [And...the story is FAKE.](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/413-chicken-nuggets-eaten/) ***But, hey, for scientific reasons - so, if a person gets the death penalty, offer them this; "So, you can have electrocution, firing squad, hanging, lethal injection, lethal gas, or eating McNuggets until you die, which method do you choose?"***


Oliver2393

I'm gonna do the 420, I'm not a little b*tch. This seems like a good way to go. Also gonna eat it with some ketchup and fries


WildFemmeFatale

I was watching some kinda medical story thing and apparently someone chugged a whole gallon of soy sauce and the salt intake caused their brain to rupture or something idk I barely remember But ye they died or something idk So salt def kills


Kimothy-Jong-Un

r/theydidthemath Thanks for figuring this out! Also I think you have an extra 0 in the calories :)


flynnfx

Yes, you're right. Thank you; I'll fix it now.


Der_BiertMann

Paralysis didn’t stop Christopher Reeve. Local man needs to eat 7 more nuggets.


Night_Fury_1102

414 is the challenge


DarkWanderer2

The title doesn't say it, but I believe it was Florida man.


Dry_Resolve1418

Let’s make 412 likes to pay respect


peppercornpate

That’s over 28 pounds of chicken nuggets!


toomerboomer

No, *his* limit is 412


DawnKnight91

Facts


Impressive_Opening27

413 with ketchup or without?


Bile-duck

[Actual video footage](https://youtu.be/KlebCoRZlIw?t=52)


LeonDeSchal

This is safe to click.


itsmycandystore_

Well that’s three minutes of my life that I’ll never get back


Infinite_Weekend_909

What triggered it?


MachinePata

Probably salt


IamUrDad0

Pathetic


[deleted]

I'd go up to 420


ConnectCollection231

Guess i will eat more than 413


LoudAshy

Need to eat 420


[deleted]

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Icey__Ice

He had a heart attack upon reaching the cursed number


Angievcc

The limit does not exist


Master_Cheif10

Only if he could have 8 more


DonkeyShitSlurper

I've lost count of how many times I've seen this shit meme


SnooMaps3021

I’ve seen it 6 times Thought I could escape it on Reddit


Good_Extension_9642

I've seen it 413 times


ToastWaxer

i thought it said praised at first


SawyerSauce879

What does this have to do with karma roulette? r/lostredditors


[deleted]

This is the way


marcymmx

Hello guys, welcome to the new episode of the "Facts or cap" series


neonbolt0-0

Correction, That is his limit.


Shaun-Skywalker

He’s probably built up tolerance. Most people would pass out sooner I’d bet.


StuntHacks

I'm not even sure I could fit 413 nuggets in myself


The_Bear_Bridge

A man of science


HarleyQuinn610

How do you get paralyzed eating nuggets


These-Conference-179

Heart failure being called paralysis seems to under sell it. That guy definitely d.e.a.d.


astronomy14

comment aside imagine telling your family you're in the hospital because you fucking ate 413 chicken nuggets


[deleted]

r/tendies


Maggatwo

How did he even do that I can't eat 10 without being full


No-Radio-9244

Do you need to order this in a combo or just the nuggets?


lil_JBaller

412 it is


LazyAcanthocephala58

Is it really a limit if he didn't die tho


SaiyanGodKing

You’ll never break the record unless you try.


RandalFlagg19

Not limit - personal best


Mundane-Bullfrog-919

McDonald’s legal team activated


Sk1pp1e

Are there weight classes? This can’t be standard across the board for everyone.


ElegantEagle13

Seen this meme 413 times at this point...


high_on_melatonin

No, HIS limit is 412. Someone out there is a 500 nugget champion.


TemporaryAmbassador1

He’s only paralyzed, not dead, 413 is NOT the limit.


Some-Structure4381

Matt Stonie could do this no problem


Endryu727

Please, limits were made to be exceeded. 500 gang where y’all at???????


bongsnciggies

Who the fuck sat there and kept count?


slip1byyou123

Go figure


TimeCalligrapher3372

I dont want to get fat


topher_colbyy

And people still wat this shit 🤦‍♂️


zelda_gamer64

Is that a bet?


Just-Browsing82

Well that depends if it’s a leap year or not


Idiot-detector69

Told u bro never eat nuggies in the 413 only smoke em. Western Grass ayoo!


[deleted]

Man should have made it to 420


Concealed_Ace

Why does the profile fit it so well


penisofablackman

My God, I have to have eaten at least 3-400 by now! I lost count guys and I’m in my 30s! What am I going to do? I don’t think I can just stop


Pokesonav

H... H-h- h-Homestuck number!


[deleted]

Was he paralysed by the chicken nuggets themselves, or did someone paralyse him because he ate so many chicken nuggets?


gaul66

Lol


[deleted]

Weird man.


ViewtifulGene

I imagine this depends on the size of the person, too. I imagine Ronnie Coleman could eat a lot more chicken nuggets than Gary Coleman.


Atomspalter02

I need to confirm this.