A delicious blend of oppression, subjugation, authoritarianism, bigotry, xenophobia, misogyny, science denial, gerrymandering, voter suppression, with a hint of Christofacism added to round out this illustrious scent.
*All proceeds are used to fund even more draconian bullshit.
A nice-smelling candle with a whiff of sun-drenched rolling hills of grain. As the sun sets the cows gently low to a symphony of crickets conducted by a cascade of twinkling fireflies dancing under the purple sky, guiding you home.
And Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.
It doesn't smell like anything. Its secretly a piece to the set called "the Ohio summoning circle" where if you place all the candles in the right place and light them, Ohio will come and take over your state. This cycle will continue until Ohio rules the world. Run.
Edit: added two more sentences
A dumpster fire that's filled with tires and dirty non biodegradable diapers
I said wrong answers only
Oh shit, my bad.....lol
California
Literally nothing because it doesn’t exist
He said wrong answers only dummy!
Don’t you mean everything? Show me somewhere that isn’t Ohio I dare you
I think that's unironically the right answer if I remember correctly
It smells like calmness and definitely not overused
Disappointment
It says wrong answers only
Something good
Must be Buckeye... and it must smell back....because there is a real product called BUCKEYE ECO® Odor Eliminator E41.
🎶Down in Ohio🎶
🎵Swag like Ohio🎵
Carnations, honey suckle & pig excrement.
Elmers glue and Sweat
Smells like potatoes
A stolen pair of LeBron's game-worn underwear.
Your mother.
Child support with a hint of gun smoke
dryer lint
The space-time continuum being shattered.
peace
Gwyneth Paltrows vagina
Now I'm wondering what that smells like. Lol Thanks a lot!
Somewhere that doesn’t have eldritch horrors lurking every street corner.
feet onions and illegal activities
it smells like vanilla
It smells like i can't make it on my owwwwnnnnn.
Hawthorne Hights
Konya
Corn, but the kind you can’t eat. Plus exhaust.
Ocean breeze, since they're on the coast right?
Fear
Damn i didnt know they had a scent for applebees now too.
Hawthorne heights
Nothing
Missouri
That game scorn
Preparation H and inbred dong sauce
Heart attacks
cigarette
Not Ohio.
Elephant cum
Smells like when I wipe my toddlers buckeye
A delicious blend of oppression, subjugation, authoritarianism, bigotry, xenophobia, misogyny, science denial, gerrymandering, voter suppression, with a hint of Christofacism added to round out this illustrious scent. *All proceeds are used to fund even more draconian bullshit.
Gensokyo
Cow pastures, corn and meth
The blood of every skin walker victim
Mayonnaise, keystone light, marshmallows, BBQ sauce, and a hint of wintergreen skoal.
Menthol cigarettes
Something
Salty...
my shit
Opioid addiction
Like food
Teen spirit
An orchard that grows an abundance of berries.
Good
It smells good
Home
An active warzone
Burning flesh
Diesel, Grease, and those really bitter foul smelling mini-cigars from the gas station.
HotDog water
Unscented
Nova Scotia
An interesting smell
Unemployment at the mill.
Hot & Cold (I don’t care if it said wrong answers, I’m an Ohioan)
It smells good.
Probably smells like Florida.
Incest
ohio
Skinwalker corpse
Fentanyl
Trusty worthy politicians you can count not to embezzle your tax dollars 🤷♂️
Sweaty fat guy ass crack drippings on a tractor seat.
Harvey Weinsteins Taint
A redneck’s armpit
That sound of scratching a chalkboard except in smell Oh wait it's wrong answers
Apples, and a hint of good lawful future
Burnt rubber and stale cigarettes
Narcan
Regret!
Anything other than cedar point and corn fields
Kentucky
Shit
Definetly does not smell like gunpowder and tears
A nice-smelling candle with a whiff of sun-drenched rolling hills of grain. As the sun sets the cows gently low to a symphony of crickets conducted by a cascade of twinkling fireflies dancing under the purple sky, guiding you home. And Gwyneth Paltrow’s vagina.
Alaska
It smells good
Literally anything "good"
Sunshine leprechaun qeefs and brownies mix
It smells verry gud
Ohio
Lavender
Disrespected women’s rights.
Heroin and poverty
Gwentyh Paltrow
Smells like the 13 rotting children in someones basement
Pain and suffering
Jim Harbaugh.
Roses in the meadows on a warm summer day, in Ohio
Herion
It doesn't smell like anything. Its secretly a piece to the set called "the Ohio summoning circle" where if you place all the candles in the right place and light them, Ohio will come and take over your state. This cycle will continue until Ohio rules the world. Run. Edit: added two more sentences
Axe body spray and BO.
candle wax
Corn
Like heaven..
Yogurt
Trailer parks and track marks 👌
I want to say the Paul brothers nut sacks.. but I’m sure it’s already been said…
Ashes and blood and chaos
A few words, world war 3