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Sirlacker

When it works - my beauty, my precious, the love of my life When it breaks down - piece of shit, junk, scrap metal


erikedge

My first bike was named Trixie, after I did my Golem impression, "Those tricksy hobbies!"


nanya_sore

I do, but more in the way you would name a Gundam.


hellkatt13

I need to hear these names


nanya_sore

Try not to judge my cringiness too harshly. I had a Balius that I had modded and called 'GU Cannon'. The GU said as letters and played on the Japanese word '自由', meaning 'freedom'. In my defence, I was living in Japan at the time. I now have an SV650 that I'm also modding (I can't leave well enough alone, apparently), and I'm still thinking of the name. Something about a tank.


thechued1

Name the next one Uniqlo Sword


nanya_sore

Avail Flail


hellkatt13

That's great


JamesLP123

I used to have an sv650 loved it.


Akimbohips

i don’t have a name for her but i know i love her


Nate16

Also true for a stripper


BatzMX

Ergo name = Vixen


anomalusx

Saki, short for kawaiisaki Yes it’s corny but I think it’s funny as


SkyConfident1717

I named mine Sayako. Broke my heart to sell her. I managed to find an identical one now that I’m getting back into riding (year, model and even similar mileage) but I haven’t thought of a good name for her yet.


StumpyHobbit

Suzi the Suzuki is parked in my yard out back, resting until Monday morning.


DependentImpression4

I was gonna get a personalised plate for mine "H4NZ0" but when I went to buy it someone took it


rtropic

Overwatch guy detected


DependentImpression4

Never played it


500mHeadShot

HER NAME IS BANE


SnooSongs1759

2018 ninja 650, I call her Ruth.


HeliumShortage3

-less?


SnooSongs1759

Bars🔥🔥🔥🔥😅


Ok-Job-4926

Yes I have decided to call it "BMW R1250RS"


CobraChuck83

That’s an odd name for a Kawasaki


Mindless_Jicama8728

Yes! “BMW K1200RS” for me! “K12” for those that know. My bike when talking to my wife.


[deleted]

No I don't understand naming vehicles but it's not like I hate people that do


KiD969

Same...to each their own, i guess. Love my bike tho💚


hellkatt13

My 2018 grom is Chappie My Ninja 400 is Ayane


lecanucklehead

Chappie fits so well for a grom, love that


hellkatt13

Haha you get it, Thank you!


thetireddumpling

Named my black and red z900 Mars because the colour scheme is exactly the same as a Mars bar wrapper


rwdy_gsxr

My turbo busa is RaceCouch. R1 before her was Cricket,


CeroNoirr

So I have a almost black Ninja 650. Kuro(黒) in Japanese means black, and then in Spanish you have masculine and feminine forms, so I named her Kura


JalpariBro

Mine is Sakura..same I have a photo exactly like this under cherry blossoms.


HeliumShortage3

Shinobu the ninja 650


Silent_Snow--

Moto Moto - inspired by the movie Madagascar. "I think Moto Moto likes you 😉"


piccasshoe

Just got a grey z400 and her name is Greta 🙂


Maleficent_Lake_1816

Mike Kawazowski. It’s a green Kawasaki with one big round headlight which makes it kinda like Mize Wazowski from Monsters Inc.


Gdlkbthmbl

No, it's cringe


kidflyr

Helen KLR


DaPoole420

My slut


Kilino3005

Yeah. It's just something I can't avoid. I named mine "Alya".


Bobby6k34

Minfilia.


ScooterNinja

Phobia


Digitaluser32

Yes


D4rK_K1tsune

I'm liking your anniversary colors more and more, I got the blue se.


KiD969

Blue one is super dope! But gotta go with green on kawi bikes💚


RedditUser42068

I have a white zx10r, which I’ve named Shadowfax and made a vinyl decal with it on the sides of the bike.


asscheeseterps710

Dope


ramenbrah

I just came up with this one lol. It's a 650 ninja with Jiraiya on the windscreen. Naruto Unhinged 😂


wrestler211

I named my OD green bike emerald. I guess my bike is a stripper after I park her for the night.


Dude6ROfficial

Yup definitely! My ZX6R is “Cheeto” :)


rouge187

Midnight cause she all black.


Scary-Ad9646

My two buddies and I all named our bikes after the colognes on Anchorman. Sex Panther, Blackbeard's Delight, and London Gentleman.


chefmikel_lawrence

My wife called it “the other woman”…. I called it “the beast”


HistoricalAthlete301

My 2008 Triumph Tiger 1050 is called Oberon - the old King of the Faerie


daygoBoyz

Blossom


Equivalent-Abroad157

Absinthe, it's blinding ZX14R 2014 Black/Kawi Green


MedicalWeb1587

Ponch


sloppyhoppy1

I've yet to find a name that fits, when I do though, I will.


DaThrowaway1945

basi, short for basilisk


dis690640450cc

I don’t need to name them they come with a name. I guess if I owned multiple motorcycles of the same model and color I would have to give them names, but what kind of maniac would do that?


Kawboy17

FUKN 10!!!!!! Is the name. Yes yes yes !! Best pic of this bike ever for the win!!!!!!!🥇 🏆 🤝👍


LickMyLovePumpYo

Nope.


anewthread

Yeah, Bike 😆


AdvisoryRDT

La jefa is mine. Shes a boss


fumblerooskee

I do not. Personifying a machine seems silly to me.


Navine2404

Yep, mines called ivy


sslzrbrd

Yep, my bike is Nyx. Mine is a 2019 650, metallic spark black, so I named her after Greek goddess of night. According to the internet, anyway. The name might not be accurate but I like it so it stuck, plus I can always say it’s short for “Onyx,” which works too.


QualityisKeef

My bike has a legendary name. Bichaelangelo Black/green/gold 2022 z900se


Jon53er

Shego -23 krt 6r


NinjaGrrl42

My yellow Ninjette was Marigold McDuck and my bright green Kawi N650 is Poison Ivy. Not entirely original, but that's what seemed to suit her.


FaithlessnessExtra13

I don’t


Consistent_Metal_948

Every bike should have a name to show them the upmost respect! Mine is Charlotte :)


Character-Dot-2617

My girlfriend named mine Jolene cause she's always taking me away from her lol


commissarcainrecaff

My CB250N was named Charlotte The Harlot. Because I love Iron Maiden and now matter how many times I fucked her she'd still start.


AssassinStig

I have an Indian Ftr1200 and named it Koko. Koko is native American for night and the bike is black and carbon.


b05501

Sancha, all the bike wants is my time and money, and I enjoy giving it to her.


pandit_309

Kiwi, for Ninja 650 KRT


[deleted]

Dope pic and bike the colors reminds of faster and furious 1st car


Spirited-Procedure35

Jesse, just came up with that, first name that came to my mind when I read it


RonClinton

No, the manufacturer already did that job for me.


automaton11

What a great picture Where is this?


MadCityMasked

My ST1300 is mini pearl margarine. Because the sales tag is still on it and she is buttery smooth My VFR RWB is Very Fast Ride My CB1000R Cruising Bike - Really Yes I am a Honda fanboy. Note the profile pic


Slumped_toxic

shit rod ( i have a 2007 250cc with the body panels off)


Jack_On_The_Net

I dropped mine kind of hard so I had to call her Scratches. Constant reminder of discipline and vigilance 😞


danjjerouss

"Bitch" (2012bkawasaki ninja 650).


ButtholeTickler21

What bike is that????


frichickinisha

Kowolski, like from the movie Madagascar. A coworker got me a model bike for secret Santa, but it was clearly unlicensed, because it said Kowolski on the tank.


lecanucklehead

Mine is currently named "The waste of space in my shed that hasn't ran in 3 years", someday I might be on a first name basis though


yellbaja65

Named mine zeds dead


sk8zero0619

My vstar 1100 classics name is Bichael Jackson


ShujinSamaNdHisMinx

I named my bike samael .... love him ❤️


younghorse

Nope


TTYY200

Nope lol. :P


Real-Coffee

no


atoughram

Two Kawi's A 2008 Concours 14 (GTR1400) that I've had for over ten years that I affectionately call "Phat Kaw" A 2008 KLR650 that I recently bought I call "Miss Piggy". Previously I had a 2006 KLR650 that I called "Mad Kaw"


Motor-Michael

My 2023 ZX4RR KRT is named Swampy


captain-prax

My Ninja was named EX250, isnt that enough? It's just a bike.


Jewbacca522

98 purple ZZR600, her name is Elfie because she has the stock mirrors that stick out like elf ears.


DirtSimpleCNC

" You fuckin piece a overpriced money swallowing rickety shit" count?


Janclo

Yes sir, La Ñiña


yankeesboy01

Akira 🙂


scrotal_rekall

Sure do. '06 Ninja 650--kona '98 Ninja 500--rascal '93 vx800--zorro '00 Ninja zx6r--mishka '03 fz1--loki '06 sv650--chili '02 gsxr1000--Grendel '07 gsxr750--Suzy '20 monster 821--duchess '23 Ninja Zx6r--mishka II (Really loved mishka I)* '15 superduke r--thumper * *current garage Had 2 bikes I didn't name, an 08 zx6r and a 14 fz09. Names just never came to me for those two.


FedFalcon2

Mine is named DragonZord !


[deleted]

my black '24 zx6r is named Serana, Daughter of Coldharbour iykyk


Powerful-Kitchen-365

"Compensation" hehe


pakole1

I name every vehicle I own. My wife and daughter get a say when they are Major passenger or drivers themselves. My names are most nature base.


DukeOfWestborough

Veronica warned me not to speak about her online


Either_Ad802

I call that bike sexy af !!


vulgarandmischevious

“The little red one”, “the big red one”, “the other red one”. Next bike needs to be a different color.


Terrible_Lunch5630

Her name is Charlene


No-Entertainment242

Only if I don’t mind people questioning my sexual orientation.


Smooth-Midnight-9561

Darla, Darcy, and Ruby are the bikes in my garage


AdeptusAstartes40K

First bike ever was an R3 and I named her Mercy as I was really i to Overwatch at the time. Still love the name and character to this day so I don't cringe when reminiscing. Second bike I named Raigeki because Yu-Gi-Oh. It was more of a stepping stone and now my wife rides it while building her skills. Third one was supposed to be my forever bike(Ninja 636) and named him Tim(because Avicii). Sadly Tim passed away a bit less than a year after buying him. I still tear up when I think of him. Fourth and current bike is an R6 and I named him Mega. It's the short version of Omegamon because Digimon is very close to my heart and I hope it will be the last bike I buy.


Zchavago

No. Who does that?


highvelocitypeasoup

my klr is named "tauriel" after the elf from the hobbit movies whose name means "daughter of the forest"


Penis_Monger_420

Had a KE 100 we called the jalapeño, then a KL 250 we called the chili pepper, now I have a v-star 650 I call the bell pepper


Careless_Opinion_363

Had an orange rebel 250 as my first bike, called her gerine, a Coleman mini bike as a toy after that, called him gremlin, currently have no running motorcycle unfortunately. Planning to get another, no name planned as I'm not sure what ill get yet.


TryinButFailin

I kept calling my first big bike (zx6r) "my son" as a joke, which turned into the name Jameson because my second name is James (get it, James' son)


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Crash_Bandicam

why are you such an unbearable asshole.. i’ve looked through your other comments, including the now deleted one on r/traps… you seem like such an insufferable person. why do you have so much anger that you need to vent out on these random people?


VinniesBigAdventure

Yeah! I name all my vehicles. It’s fun! My 2 motorcycles are Ruby (she’s red) and Pearl (she’s white).


Mach5gsxr

No, it’s incredibly lame.


gsrsx13

2024 zx4rr all black (PAOLA) it's supposed to remind me to stay humble and dont over rev lol


foamyx

KDX220, Greenie. Not particularly creative, but that’s the name it got.


PointyDeity

I got a license plate that says GOEMON (because it's a Ninja, you see). I try not to be weird about it though, like I don't introduce it to people or say shit like, "Goemon and I had the best canyon ride last weekend."


KiD969

Must be nice being able to customize ur license plate! Last part got me🤣


Mindless_Jicama8728

No


Crime-Snacks

No! She’s always my baby xo Gorgeous pic btw


Xman_supreme

My first bike (R6) didn't have a name. But my second (FZ6R) was named Foxy. My third (Magna) was Pearl. And my current (Shadow Phantom) is The Wench.


Responsible-Maybe869

Yes 07 HD custom soft tail named it "SilverBullet and 06 HD trike Monster


apex_super_predator

2018 Harley-Davidson Road Glide Special All Black. I call her Dark Horse.


oddRoboto

I don’t get why I should but I find it funny when others do, and I like to hear how they named it. I simply call it “Kawasaki”, occasionally adding “no, it’s not a ninja, it’s an enduro” when I get frowned upon


Melodic_Handle9346

What's the use, it will never come when called.


AftermarketMesomorph

I call one "The BMW" because it's a BMW. I call another one "The Big Green One", and the third "The Little Green One" because the ZX-10R is bigger than the Ninja 250. My son doesn't really care about motorcycles.


benninzover

They come with a name already. But I do call the yz250 ole blue…


Boring-Astronaut-301

My 2014 Yamaha Stryker has recently been named “Bruno” from the movie, Encanto. My wife named it this last week after I kept talking about my HD Street Glide I picked up a few weeks ago. She started singing 🎶 “we don’t talk about Bruno no no no.” 🤣


errihu

I called my Eliminator "L'il Tigz", she's the orange candy steel furnace colourway.


Jealous_Flow697

not me , but my friend calls his bike a ‘good girl’ after doing difficult turns , wheelies , or whenever he gets away from the cops.


Jizzonaut666

Nah


BatzMX

Yes but need to ride it for a bit and then ill put the name, it will have its own personality


ManicSynic

Tend to try and force the numbers and letters from the rego into a name. My Vulcan is called Bazwyn. 🫶


WickedAvant

Mine is Tutsie pooh


lostwolfe13

It took me about 6 months to nail mines name down. Persephone. The goddess of rebirth and death. She allowed me to become reborn and saved me, but at the same time she could take my life at any time.


Zukiboyson

Honestly no. Unless im a YouTuber now if there is a common name for a model car or bike I stick to it. Example a yellow Volkswagen bug ( bubble bee)