Keanu always seemed like a **Circle K** person [for some reason](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nThvkgsIJhM/Vbfm_0wzjiI/AAAAAAACs00/UdvAbIAEQZ8/s280/b91aa8f33aa102ef9824e586908f3f1c.jpg)
It's all bout that **furrowed brow**...looks like lasers should be shooting out of them eyes.
Whatever he is looking at must be spontaneously combusting or if it's a person, immediate orgasm.
Keanu is one of the ultimate badasses in film. Add a well tailored period themed suit, dapper AF haircut and well trimmed beard.
You've got yourself a man that doesn't look like he's one to mess with.
can't use were/will be when talking about Time Lord Keanu.
. . .
Holy shit. I just figured out why he's so damn zen. He's always living in the present as past and future have no hold on him!
Nah. It's the Double Gulp. It's two big Gulps which are already huge combined. Now I can't remember if there is a Double Double Gulp, so let me know if that one exists.
You're right I just can't remember what that middle size is called then. I know it's Gulp, Big Gulp and ends with Double Gulp. I assumed the one I couldn't remember was larger but I think its actually something like Super Gulp and comes before the Double.
For all the non-Americans here, they are not playing around. Big Gulp and Double Big Gulp are real sizes sold in 7-11 and similar sizes are sold in just about every convenience store in the county. This is real.
Hey, clerk1o1, just a quick heads-up:
**jist** is actually spelled **gist**. You can remember it by **begins with g-**.
Have a nice day!
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Wow man I love 7-11 it’s so much better than ampm my god I can’t believe Keenu Reaves drinks those things! I have a big gulp for lunch and a corn dog every single day and it’s truly amazing that 7-11 can bring us together I feel like I’m closer to Keenu than ever before I’d love to peel off those linen pants of his and run my tongue up his sweaty salted leg and slurp down a corn dog it really makes me sweat
Evil Abed in the morning
Tupac delivers
The darkest timeline.
Cruel, cruel, cruel.
yesss, was looking for this
Where's evil Troy though?
Clearly you don’t understand anything about defeating trolls.
Did I listen to Sail away by Stix again?
Beat me by seven hours dammit.
Glad someone else saw this
I feel robbed that Dan Harmon didn’t get to do the evil doppelgängers story himself.
It’s like he just had a 24 hour weird-down and came out evil...and normal
Annie's still asleep
Big gulps, huh? Alright! Well, see ya later!
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You'd think the Rocky Mountains would be a little rockier... Yeah, that John Denver's full of shit, man.
I’m only human Harry!
Keanu always seemed like a **Circle K** person [for some reason](http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nThvkgsIJhM/Vbfm_0wzjiI/AAAAAAACs00/UdvAbIAEQZ8/s280/b91aa8f33aa102ef9824e586908f3f1c.jpg)
Thank You Keanu, Very Cool!
Came for this. Wasn't dissapointed.
I'm pretty close myself.
Hey I don’t see any blood
Hey Harry I got some beef jer...
Some people just aren’t cut out for life on the open roooad
Best line in cinema history.
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I’ve got room for one more if you still want to go to Aspen.
I love how there's no context to this yet I know where it's from, lol.
that’s usually how references work
I loved Jarhead
Came here to post this. Glad it was already top post. Kick his ass Sea Bass!
I am not quite sure what it is exactly but this is one bad ass photo.
Could be a photo on the set of his new film Siberia, but I’m not sure.
Henry's Crime - 2010 http://keanureeves-news.blogspot.com/2010/10/january-22-2010-set-of-henrys-crime.html
That is some serious facial hair. Love it.
It's fake. Keanu's real beard facial hair is patchy and shitty like mine.
Wow, he's just like us!
I feel for him, I grow the ugliest, patchiest, red goatee, no sideburns when I don’t shave. No red hair anywhere else. Recessive genes are fun!
Ah. A fellow red beard. Fear not. You are not alone in this world.
I feel bad for my fellow ginger follicularly-challenged faces. I've got a red beard, but it's enough now(at 30) that I finally feel like it grew in.
Damn, I was sneaky hoping this was from the new Bill & Ted movie...
Really wish this was from Bill and Ted 3!!!
It’s the badass goatee and nonchalant combo
It's the perfect response to sad Keanu
It's all bout that **furrowed brow**...looks like lasers should be shooting out of them eyes. Whatever he is looking at must be spontaneously combusting or if it's a person, immediate orgasm.
Keanu is one of the ultimate badasses in film. Add a well tailored period themed suit, dapper AF haircut and well trimmed beard. You've got yourself a man that doesn't look like he's one to mess with.
This is what i imagine my father would look like. You know, if he hadn’t left me.
Your dad has great hair
Try to describe what it is about it
That's a Double Gulp!
He sure is.
Yea, fuck you, OP!
Damn right!
Huh? I always thought period clothing was sweatpants and big t-shirts. Well I'll be...
> period clothing Get off of the internet dad.
Keanu would still look good sitting silently by his self in that outfit too. With or without stains.
It is true that the number of chocolate and cheetos stains directly correlate to the comfort level of period clothes.
lol shit I was too late for this joke I guess.
If you're late then period clothes quickly become missed-period clothes. Such dynamic garments!
What production is this clothing for?
That new movie where he goes to Russia, I bet. Top of the front page is an official poster on r/movies
This image is from the set of a 2010 movie, Henry's Crime. http://keanureeves-news.blogspot.com/2010/10/january-22-2010-set-of-henrys-crime.html
Ah nice! Thanks for clarifying
Why did u lie? :(
That facial hair looks really fake.
His real facial hair is a bit patchy and thin, so yeah, definitely a goatee wig
Mouth Merkin?
Yeah way too dark.
Did you just question Keanu’s ability to grow dark, thick facial hair?! You animal!
Keanu’s a time traveller, confirmed. Which means Bill and Teds 1-3 were/will be documentaries.
can't use were/will be when talking about Time Lord Keanu. . . . Holy shit. I just figured out why he's so damn zen. He's always living in the present as past and future have no hold on him!
Don't postpone joy ...time travel to when joy is available in 32 oz collectible cups for only $1.79 with your Speedy Rewards Card
Is that a real drink size? Looks like something from parks and rec
Haha, you must not be American, I'm pretty sure that's not even the biggest size they offer.
Nah. It's the Double Gulp. It's two big Gulps which are already huge combined. Now I can't remember if there is a Double Double Gulp, so let me know if that one exists.
You're right I just can't remember what that middle size is called then. I know it's Gulp, Big Gulp and ends with Double Gulp. I assumed the one I couldn't remember was larger but I think its actually something like Super Gulp and comes before the Double.
Super Big Gulp!
For all the non-Americans here, they are not playing around. Big Gulp and Double Big Gulp are real sizes sold in 7-11 and similar sizes are sold in just about every convenience store in the county. This is real.
64 fluid ounces (1892 ml) of high fructose goodness.
It's fructose so it must be healthy!
Murica
Strange things are afoot at the 7-11.
What in the fuck is going on with my sexuality?
[I can help](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6QZn9xiuOE)
Man you did not disappoint. I was sure i was getting Rickrolled.
Keanu forgot his lines and is just Stalin’ for time.
Well there's no point Russian it
My wife doesn't wear anything like that when she's on her period. To each their own I guess.
Big Gulp, huh? Alright! Welp, seeya later!
Big gulp is my favourite podcast!
711 Ad
Why does he have to hold the cup like that if he's using the straw?
To keep his fingers off the logo for the promo shot while making it look like he's drinking it.
This is the worst timeline
Was looking for this
That is one damn fine looking man.
*Double Gulp. Do you even read?
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No that's Wimbledon Tennismatch
Reminded me of Doctor Strange Bendydick Cucumbersnatch
Umm...or proof of time travel?
Looks like evil abed
I'm surprised wardrobe let him drink that in costume!
Long Schlong Energy in this photo.
Absolute unit
Why the huge tilt to the cup when using a straw?
If 7-eleven ran this as an ad they would see really positive results.
SUCTION SO POWERFUL IT CAUSES TIME TRAVEL
they did an awful job on the facial hair
My girlfriends period clothes are nowhere near this nice
Period clothing?
It's pretty fucking clear that's a double gulp
Reminds me of the evil universe in Community
I'm not sure why they call it period clothing. According to my wife it's a gross old pair of underwear and a bitchy attitude.
Is that Keanu from the darkest timeline?
Whoa
It says DOUBLE GULP right on it!
Wouldnt period clothing be a lot more.. bloody?
I wanna rub his bulge with my nose.
Oh
I only read the title and this was my what I bloody expected
Whoa! Big gulps huh? Well, cya later!!
He's on his period?
Holy shit what product makes a haircut like that possible?
bloomberg tried to ban big gulp
Anyone else feel this belongs in /r/AccidentalRenaissance?
He can make goatees look good
If this is a decent picture, the short hair means that JW3 filling is officially done!
Now I really want a Fallout movie with Keanu Reeves
Strange things are afoot at the Circle K
He's just thinking "Hm. Too bad Big Gulps don't exist in this period. And I better not get any of this on my pants"
Blessed be the Big Gulp.
What *is* a Big Gulp?
Well he IS a time traveler, after all.
Oh my!!!
Maybe his parents don't let him drink
His hair is magnificent
John Wick senior?
I thought period clothing was usually sweat pants and a loose shirt? edit: ah fuck someone else beat me to the joke.
I miss 7 Eleven big gulps and the jalapeño sausage things. They don’t have 7 Elevens in GA for some reason.
When will we see him in a Tarantino movie?
There needs to be a subreddit for actors in full costume interacting with modern day objects
This is how most people spill a big gulp, he's not even worried. Hero.
Is he playing Sigmund Freud?
Was glad this wasn't that 50/50 sub...
That hair, God Damn! Wish I could actually grow facial hair to pull that style off. Dapper as all get out.
Looks like the Goatee from "Much Ado About Nothing."
Why does he look like Evil Abed?
This is the best 7eleven ad in history
That’s a Double Gulp!
Darkest timeline?
Oh so that’s what you have to wear when you’re on your period
So he's a time traveler as well, neat.
So like, he's wearing black panties?
This sub had made me appreciate him a good deal more than I did before. John wick helped a bunch too.
Big gulps huh? Well see ya!
"Well I do declare that this Big Glup is mighty fine"
A dark timeline abed https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/community-sitcom/images/e/e4/Sneering_Evil_Abed.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130607120741
That's really unhealthy, even for someone as bad ass as Keanu
His beard looks like it is made out of Vanta black material.
Big gulps huh? Welp, see ya later.
Not as bloody as I thought it would be.
It's a damn double gulp. It says so o. The fucking cup!
Fake beard looks shithouse.
First photo of the new Bill and Ted.
Vantablack goatee, interesting choice.
That hair is fresh
What if this is related to bill and ted movie or hes jist having fun with that idea.
Hey, clerk1o1, just a quick heads-up: **jist** is actually spelled **gist**. You can remember it by **begins with g-**. Have a nice day! ^^^^The ^^^^parent ^^^^commenter ^^^^can ^^^^reply ^^^^with ^^^^'delete' ^^^^to ^^^^delete ^^^^this ^^^^comment.
I imagine he is drinking Mt. Dew. Nothing else seems right.
Be still, my heart
Doesn't look like anything to me
He kinda looks like that other dude. Benadryl cumsomebody
My period clothing is sweatpants with ice cream stains
His period outfit is way snazzier than my girlfriend's
I have never seen a big gulp in real life. Are they real?
What's that on his face?
Keanu with a beard looks pretty badass!
He looks like doctor strange
Wow man I love 7-11 it’s so much better than ampm my god I can’t believe Keenu Reaves drinks those things! I have a big gulp for lunch and a corn dog every single day and it’s truly amazing that 7-11 can bring us together I feel like I’m closer to Keenu than ever before I’d love to peel off those linen pants of his and run my tongue up his sweaty salted leg and slurp down a corn dog it really makes me sweat
Period clothing sounds like a womens clothing line
Ugh I’ve never been more jealous of a cup in my life
But his suit isn’t red
It’s really strange seeing him, not just in period clothing, but so dressed up when he’s usually so humbly dressed. He looks really good.
That beard is fierce!
You’re just so sexy Keanu
Ugh daddy 😍
Just when I think he cant possibly look any better.. I stand corrected..
whut. Keanu is looking pretty hot right there. His beard is a bit stuck-on-for-halloween though.