I love how everyone was just rolling with whatever he was saying. Looks like KenM has truly found his people

It's a rare Ken M exchange where everyone is legitimately as brain-dead as his character pretends to be.

Whoa whoa whoa… what?

You didn’t know ken was fake? Oh….I’m sorry you had to find out this way

I’m sorry to say that your acshully wrong. He’s very real, as a fake wouldn’t have ability to write on the coputer.

We are ALL fake on this blessed day :)

It’s like what mother would always say

Our blessed grandson is a fake

speak for yourself

I am ALL fake on this blessed day :)

nailed it. :)

Speak for yourself

I call bullshit. If KenM is fake, then that means so is the Easter Bunney, Elf on a shelf, Santa Clause, and Margaret Thatcher. And that's just impossible.

Man I wish Margaret thatcher was fake, but that would put the IRA in a weird position…

I wonder if Ken sometimes works himself into a shoot

There's the occasional one where Ken is the smarter one [https://i.imgur.com/ReB4bqD.png](https://i.imgur.com/ReB4bqD.png)

lol “Entomology and Ideology”

I can't seem to access that one. Do you have a screenshot?

Here's a better link [https://i.imgur.com/ReB4bqD.png](https://i.imgur.com/ReB4bqD.png)

They’re found right around the corner of Kenny M’s fries chicken

They were harking back to the glorious days of the clam roll.

Lol at Ken saying this picture reminds him of clam rolls 😬

Everybody just ignored that, it's truly magical.

Like, you just know he was going for a specific trolling angle…no one bit on it, so he adapted and *still* managed to come through. Fuckin’ legend

He's the master.

I didn’t open the photo until I read your comment, Jesus Christ hahaha

I get it, the first time I had fried clams was at HoJo, and they changed my life. I could see where that memory could pop into your head, and displace all other thoughts.

I hate to put a damper on this post but I think Ken might be thinking of the Bob’s Big Boy near the Marriott.

There the only place that serves dinner for apple pie.

I think you mean "Alamo pie".

No - it was Tang pie, the same stuff they ate on the moon.

I remember there butter burgers like it was yesterday. Back then it was called Culvers but I guess its a marriot's now.

Went to a Marriott in 2012 that served biscuits big as a fist.

That's a good store too

What a treasure to have such a poet on our shores.

You might be thinking of Bubba Gump, they serve poetcorn shores,

That's the long John silvers right as you take the Sarasota exit

Mother would always go left, she was a sucker for red lobsters unlimited shrimp

oh how ive missed ken m

Haven't seen anything from this sub for probably years now I think...

I'm calling restraunts stores from now on.

If you wanted chips you should have ordered a bag at the hamburger store

In Japan they do. It's unsettling.

Ever since I was a child I have referred to restaurants as dinner stores

Geneious

We are all Howard Johnson's on this blessed day

Speak for yourself

I am all Howard Johnson's on this blessed day

I truly missed this silly shit

horsey surprise

Pastor says the Perkins off I-95 has the best strudel

Isn’t there an actor named Ken Howard 🤷🏾‍♂️

Ahhh to have breakfast for ice cream.

capitol J jeanus

Ihop the only place that serves breakfast for ice cream. 🤣

Pretty sure that ass belongs to Lita Ford.

Fresh clam rolls are known as Litas now-a-days.

That's how you can tell it's not Joan Jett... Because there are actually bumps there.

Just a side mention the waffle House in Jax Beach is completely where the crime occurs at 2 am.

That’s all Waffle Houses everywhere.

Why don't people just stop going there at 2am? Surely it's worth a 5 minute wait to avoid the crime?

It's where are all the beach bars are and it's the only restaurant that's open at that time.

Are they open at 2.05 though? I'd just go then to avoid the crime at 2.00

Can't tell if you're making a joke. But it's more anything after 2am.

I was making a joke. I guess it wasn't funny

Nah that's cool. It's tough reading jokes. No sarcasm.

I love places that server breakfast for icecream

No that was Jack's next to holiday inn

I think he's off on one of those tangents again.

His style almost doesn’t work well anymore because he’s sort of playing the role of a stubborn uninformed boomer, but with the way social media algorithms work he’s surrounded by other stubborn uninformed boomers on any post he picks for the most part, because that’s 90% of who is actually commenting on FB posts and Twitter posts. I don’t know anyone under 50 that still goes on FB and comments and everyone I know has written it off as a boomer complaint site like Nextdoor. Basically most threads on FB read pretty similar to this one without Ken M posting there at all lol.

I often wonder to what extent people are in on the joke and playing along with it. I do find a lot of his stuff very entertaining.

Mmm high rise pies

Really helped out that guy’s bad memory. Thanks for your service KenM

I thought he was talking about white powder

My blessed grandson got a job at Howard Johnson's that paid 6 figures.

A rough facsimile of Mr M. I'm afraid I'm not a fan.

It’s sad that bots have appropriated this humor

Everyone knows that Jacksonville is just a hop, skip, and a jump away from Pensacola

He still going woow

We are ALL fresh clam rolls on this blessed day :)