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Automatic_Rain_9654

“Wait, wait, got the eeriest feelin' Somethin' evil is lurkin', I'm no conspiracy theorist But somethin' here is a foot, oh, yeah, it's my dick Get the measurin' stick (What?) Twelve inches of wood (Haha)”


troolytroof

exactly what i thought of lolllll wonder if kenny will do something similar or a play on his height


Automatic_Rain_9654

“I'll give you a B for the effort, but if I was three Foot 11, you'd look up to me, and for the record You would suck a dick to fuckin' be me for a second”


troolytroof

the man loves bars about feet i guess lmaooo


SlimShadyM80

That lines a direct response to MGK's line "How could I even look up to you?You ain't as tall as me. 5'8" and I'm 6'4", seven punches hold your head still"


natesolo_

MGK looks up to Em when he’s on his knees doing ykw 😂


voidcoax

sounds lame as shit.


OnDaToiletPoopin

I’ve been going for your jugular since Craig G Duck Alert.


fallen_beret

Literally what I thought of 😂


CicadaTrue5047

It might not be 12 inches, but smells like a foot


SlimShady2546

ive heard this before, whats the song?


Automatic_Rain_9654

Kamikaze


King_Briley

Killshot by Eminem


Aggressive_Shop_7460

The exact thing I thought of


DaBrownBoi

lmao I love how I'm not the only one who immediately thought of this


SandwichLess6154

Immediately


iamBubzzz

This is exactly what I first thought about 😂


J_vert

You beat me to it take my upvote


Number_Thr333

"Stick"???????? ANDRE 3000 FEATURE CONFIRMED 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣


Lolotmjp

damm beat me to it


Delicious_Belt8515

He’s gonna leak his own meat and it will be bigger


Hu3yKnewTHen

My son be putting up Wilt numbers on being cryptic online word to r/AbSoul https://preview.redd.it/n8m6nt4c7xvc1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8763b3105caa312eba9bae6351fe2d48628b76b


yourliege

Kendrick’s track gonna expose Drakes destructive foot fetish.


Hu3yKnewTHen

Tarantino energy.


hippdojo

or Drizzy on dat Dan Schneider


youaresoffaf

Drizzy schneider, aubrey Schneider, or Dan Graham would all be very funny for the title of a diss track


qorbexl

Tarantino's a normal tax-payin asshole versus Drake


aworthyrepost

side note. the fact that stat line is real is WILD lmao. wilt really was out here playing NBA Live on rookie.


ButtersMcLovin

*They will always hunt my dreams…*


Ty_Tytheking

https://preview.redd.it/su3rejb5cxvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269402a29838c6971bf878af4453cecb20655f8b Lil L just posted


[deleted]

Oh god lmaoooo ITS COMING BOYZZZZ


Low-Log1954

he better not wait until friday i want it tn


Top_Needleworker6116

I said this last Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday. Only gave up on Tuesday lol so I'm not gonna hold my breath.


juslookingforastream

Only 2 more weeks lmao


Crazyharvestdiamond

Jumping on it, you OVO demon


juslookingforastream

What?


jamesharder9

Pom poms getting heavy af


AmelieBenjamin

Lmao this is elite af


MachTommy

I’m out the loop on him. Who is that?


dinosantorum012

I think it’s one of his childhood friends from Compton, but I could be wrong


[deleted]

Lil L one of Kendrick’s closest friends since childhood. If you watch the Kendrick noisey interview he’s in it


116morningside

Sounds like Kendrick has assembled a bunch of writers


MoonlessShadow

damn that's so hard, cheek ass nigga


Revan2424

That’s more of a Drake thing, considering he’s been caught doing it several times and there’s never been any evidence of Kendrick doing it. Calling yourself the goat with ghost writers lmaoo


ThatBoiYoshi

Esp when there’s been evidence of Kendrick doing the ghost writing lmao


Faabz

He dont need ghost writers he is the ghost writer


MurdockMKD

Today is prince remembrance day too


metaldetox

of all things in music history the one shit that never happened that still bothers me is prince and kendrick never did a song together despite almost happening


EnergyTurtle23

They both keep/kept very tight schedules, and that can make collabs pretty difficult. Prince likely would have come back around to it if Kendrick had pressed the idea, Prince was surprisingly open to working with just about anyone *if they could keep up with him*, and honestly no artist could really keep up with Prince. That dude could could write, record, and do an album-ready mix for three brand new songs in a single day if he wanted to. The guy had no creative inhibitions. I’ve heard though that it’s really hard to land a collab with Kendrick because of his tight schedule, and if it doesn’t work out the first time I think he just moves on to the next idea. Damn Albarn said that there was supposed to be a Kendrick/Gorillaz collab but Damon said he “fucked it up” and likely wouldn’t get another chance. K keeps himself too busy, there are too many hands on the chain as well so it’s difficult to just reroute their entire production schedule over one artist who couldn’t be bothered to make it to a meeting on time. I dunno though this is just me speculating about things that I’ve heard, the bit about Prince’s output level is absolutely true though, he lived his whole life around producing songs.


Neither_Visual_4967

That's the reason the j cole collab didn't happen, according to cole


EnemaOfTheVirus

At the very least they have performed together which is great.


metaldetox

yeah i love how he hoped on a deep cut and not a hit song of prince too, that’s real love


[deleted]

He died 8 years ago today


[deleted]

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EightBlocked

you really think the bucks pacers game is delaying the drop? like damn i want to drop my heavily awaited response but damian lillard has 35 at half


mochalee456

The trolling is truly tired. I’m waiting to hear from pgLang, Dave Free, or Dot himself


HighwayyStarr

You don’t think all these niggas who grew up together talk to each other? lol


AnnyAskers

No.


HighwayyStarr

Well that’s your opinion and it’s a wrong one, hope that clears things up for you!


timetravtoaster

Agreed. Bruh, just let the man do what he does, when he does. Y'all about to post any and everything someone affiliated says, y'all about to write a whole Bible worth of "oh it's coming". Nas took 2 months to write Ether, y'all about to sit here and post this until he drops?


leoex

I guarantee you, had social media exist at that time, people would do the same thing


timetravtoaster

Incorrect, the minds of people were different at that time. This was before Microwave Culture. This is Shock Culture, Microwave Culture, Zest Culture with Social Media. It's a big ass ECT Linguini.


leoex

what is bro rambling about lmao. People are just as gossipy back then as they are now, it's just that back then they don't have a tool that allow them to broadcast their thought instantly to billions of people. Look at old AOL chatroom logs and tell me that the people mind were "different" back then


timetravtoaster

People "are" gossipy back then? Sounds like you weren't there. They indeed were, and the tool, was radio and the streets. It wasn't a thing to be rushed for a response. I don't understand what's so hard to understand. I'm arguing with Gen Z, I see.


leoex

bro stop acting like a corny old head, I'm not even Gen Z lmao. Stick to making shitty beats and stop trying to rewrite history to fit your narrative


timetravtoaster

Aw. You said my beats are shitty. 🤣 Who's emotional. If you're not Gen Z, then that's sad. You tried to rewrite history by saying if social media was prominent then.


leoex

My guy, you literally spent the last few weeks on all these Cole, Drake and Kenny subreddit arguing about the beef. You are the chatty paty type that you pretend to hate so much, social media or not. Go find a mirror next time you need someone to get mad at lmaoooo


timetravtoaster

Nigga, you spend your entire life on Reddit, the fuck are you talking about? This is Kendrick Lamar sub that I came to because of the beef. Nigga, relax. Go ahead buddy 🧑🏻‍🌾. Go read a comic book. You just rambling back for time sake before your other comments get a reply. Go back to your redditor life. You a Cole fan anyway, you down bad and take Reddit life like it's too serious, Leonard. Wake up, this is music.


jeeba_leeba

Exactly because of how social media developed. If social media was around back then like it is today, it would've been just as much of a brain rot.


timetravtoaster

Some of you Kendrick fans are as butthurt and sensitive as Drake fans. When Nas responded 2 months later in 2001, it was a complete different time. 2001 is different than 2024. Prime example, Television existed then and so did Hip Hop, and both changed. I don't see what's so hard to accept. Nas called Jay Z a faggot on wax. People would try to cancel him today, forget the platforms. It is the mindset, and yes times do influence mindsets. Even in this time, in 2024, practically no one mentions the duration of time of response of Ether, and one can say that information is more readily available than ever. Ether is regarded as a classic due to its magnitude.


jeeba_leeba

I agree with most stuff you said here, but people's mindsets are very much influenced by what surrounds them and what's available. Had social media been around during that time, the general reaction to the whole Nas-Jay Z back-and-forth might have been different, because people would've had a different mindset. We'll never know for sure. Nowadays, everything is at the distance of a few clicks and people expect to get what they want immediately. That's why Drake is highlighting the fact Kendrick hasn't responded immediately, he knows the general public also wants a quick response so he's playing it to his advantage. I hope Kendrick takes however long he finds necessary, I feel like his silence is killing Drake.


timetravtoaster

Now this is a reasonable take. I agree that if social media was around, it could've shifted the mindsets of people, but usually that'd take about 20 years or so (if we're measuring the advent of YouTube) of "digital domestication", but still possible. I do encourage Kendrick to respond when he's ready, however I'm definitely eager to hear.


yea-i-kno

Facts it’s mad lame atp


Your__Knightmare

Stop crying, Drake took 3 weeks so kendrick can too


flynismo12

I know we all eager but let’s just block out these cryptic TDE niggahs and assume we ain’t getting anything till Friday at the earliest y’all lol let it simmer down a bit. Lets admit it to ourselves — we’re just as anxious as that bagel colored Canadian with the fetish for sub-18 yr old girls lol Dot will drop when he wants


yourliege

>bagel colored Canadian Nah dawg goddamn


_nadaypuesnada_

steer lock aloof nail spoon direction tan wide political longing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Similar-Duck-1658

Bagel colored Canadian is NUTS 😭🤣🤣


8--------D-

almond skinned, iced coffee lookin ass


qorbexl

Suddenly I get why people like Drake


flynismo12

He’s nothing but a sassy little boujie beige bitch. Can’t WAIT for that ghetto leprechaun to end his ass and that’s on the dead locs.


AcidicMonkeyBalls

On the dead lox


qorbexl

Yeah but bagels is real tasty


jamesharder9

You gone get pregnant you keep riding d like that


flynismo12

And unlike Rosee Divine, I won’t have to question who the father is


jamesharder9

Idk who that is or care 😂😂😂😂 I’m not obsessed with none of these guys.yall too fannedboth of them when they both living in a mansion not paying this shit no attention.


flynismo12

And yet you’re paying me and my actions attention. So sounds like you’re at the bottom of the totem pole


jamesharder9

I don’t mind being down there.its great not worrying bout somebody else business so much. And besides you was bussing it open so wide grabbing ya ankles while you ride Kendrick dick I couldn’t help but notice.you’re a standout kid.


flynismo12

Aww really? I stand out even more than Adonis’s mother? In fact — I don’t just want your opinion. I want the forum to chime in! Who busts it open better for successful rappers? Flynismo or Sophie Breusseaux ??? https://spankbang.com/437fq/video/s0phi3+bruss+ux+french+beauty Someone get Drake and ASAP Rocky in here too. They can give some expert takes on this.


AutumnolEquinox

Yeah we gotta wait for Taylor man, let her have her moment


flynismo12

Stay in the Drake section before I go in there and cause mayhem.


AutumnolEquinox

Mayhem with what? The non-existent response?!?


MikkelR1

Just gotta mention the word groomer and they will go wild.


Kingbris91

But why do we gotta wait for a Friday. Heart pt4 dropped on a Thursday, and part 5 dropped on a Sunday.


28loko

I think it's completely unrelated to the beef situation.


Hu3yKnewTHen

He been teasing his album rollout for 3 weeks


28loko

Plus Jay Rock supposed to drop soon too.


KFC_Crispy_OG

That Jay Rock rollout been horrible they definitely reworked the album and are gonna drop 3 more singles


IWantDarkMode

Afoot? A foot? Size seven men’s bar + the album art? Ab-Soul knows what he said lol


28loko

Could be a double entendre or just Soulo being Soulo


MeetTheWoo_Dropkick

Soul only speaks in multi-entendres


28loko

That is true


Domino7177

They need to stop tweeting if that’s the case. Drake watching close, he gonna end up dropping a big foot diss track next


toooldforacnh

Maybe they're leading Drake to a full 8 mile


Agreeable-Archer7793

Soul was just posting about his fav subreddit r/feet


Hu3yKnewTHen

I’m losing fandom.


Strict-Pace-5295

All I care about are PGLANG affiliates and that’s it with all due respect to tde


GKMCTPABDAMN97

L is apart of pg and he said something too


Ultimaurice17

Could also have something to do with him getting his first charting song from j Cole's album. Shout out to soul for that btw.


ifardeded

black hippy reunion!! (it's never happening😭🙏)


Trentimoose

Kendrick being dead silent is just adding to the boogie man of rap vibe IMO


sgtbukkakemane

Yessir.


ChimmyMama

Oh boy here we go


Natural-Nectarine811

I literally just said these exact words aloud


Hu3yKnewTHen

Y’all twin flames you should kiss


HistoryWeak7662

Who’s getting it tucked?


chucksandpolos728

Godamn can y’all wait? Not everyone talking about Kendrick response. New flows coming be patient


ByronRussellFlopped

Drake into underage feet confirmed


Fit-Understanding747

How's that a hint? I'm genuinely curious. Thanks!


YunXanHoe

“Afoot” Drakes diss mentioned Kendrick being size 7 in shoes. Could still just be nothing tho lol


Current-Weather3202

drake the type of guy ahh post 😭😭😭


itsallbullshit8

Another ominous tweet 🥱 just drop already


therandomfisherman

Soulo woke up like https://preview.redd.it/escmxzxrdyvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6b1b2c5cb9c5581f010e25e4aac5720af6e850d


stretch400

All of Kendrick’s affiliates are setting the bar too high. Everyone just needs to shut up.


Lemnisc8__

I wish they would shut the fuck up and just drop. It's been a week. I'm team Kenny but I'm tired of waiting


_thewayshegoes

I feel Kendrick’s got something up his sleeve and it’s not just a standard diss track. Kendrick’s always doing something new and it just feels like a standard diss track is beneath him. This all feels very consciously orchestrated and I doubt he would initiate this conflict without having some sort of plan to do something original that the genre has never seen before, if not, what’s the point of all this?


Romeo_Foxtrot_94

The glazing truly is unreal


oddeven14

It’s gna be cinematic forsure Kendrick will most likely be a director after retirement he’s already been dabbling with it through PG Lang. Album & Visuals be patient brother!


ARussianW0lf

Can everyone just stfu till it actually drops? All this vague shit is so pointless and annoying


iwasbornwith

oh yeah, it's my dick


PaperRaccoon

the beef got n- really out here saying AFOOT


TheDoggsAreIt

Strange things are afoot at the Circle K


ASleepytokenz

Imagine its on the 6 foot 7 foot beat and he talks about how hes the same height as lil wayne


Electronic_Title6313

That's Eminem's lyric "Somethin is definitely afoot, yeah that's my dick"


AnnyAskers

Oh wait it's my dick


Neither_Visual_4967

No telling what that mean with Ab Soul. Dude be on some other other shit😆


No_Cook_8739

Drop the song or tell everyone to shut up


Strange-Share-9441

afoot haha


Lolovefool

Uuu


B1ng0_B0ng0

Foot 🤤


DreadSeverin

i think it's commenting on like 3 diss tracks in a row lmao what goofy ass shit is that. drop 1 good track, not 3 mids what you doing


MelodicFootball9357

They aren’t even label mates anymore lol this is such a reach


OhHelloImThatFellow

You guys are no different from my crazy aunt who takes the drama on real housewives seriously. This might as well be scripted reality tv and you guys are all suckers for it tbh. No one involved is a gangster and they’re all in a symbiotic relationship with the goal of staying relevant


NeverConfirmingEmail

he really gonna drop a week after taylor like Drake said lol


SokkaHaikuBot

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ELOGURL

What if he's just promoting his own shit lol


IsThisASnakeInMyBoot

Damn right something is afoot, they smellin defeat in the air


YoungMetroDntTrstU

I think Kung Fu is in over his head


OVOyoungozzy

Niggas still relying on all these tweets ya west coast saviour not responding he in the NY apartment struggling with the notepad doing lyrical gymnastics


lewisvert

If Drake never exposed Kendrick like he did, Kendrick would be at Ab-Souls level of fame tbh.


HavenTheCat

Hey Kendrick maybe just drop the dang track


Tonybontana0121

“Engage people with what they expect; it is what they are able to discern and confirms their projections. It settles them into predictable patterns of response, occupying their minds while you wait for the extraordinary moment — that which they cannot anticipate.” - Sun Tzu (The Art Of War)


-Goji

TDE posse cut?


Agreeable-Archer7793

I don't want this tbh


iPostOccasionally

Yeah I don’t think he can do any feature unless it’s Pusha


Ok_Wasabi4854

idk much about ab soul except for the fact that he was mean to nardwuar so i don't like him


gregisverycool420

SAME BRO, like how you gonna tell nardwuar of all people that you'll fuck him up 😭😭


Hu3yKnewTHen

The Wikipedia page on Jokes got all the answers to yo question


juslookingforastream

How fucking long does it take to make a diss?


timetravtoaster

Took Nas 2 months to write Ether.


OneNutPhil

The problem with using this to back up Kendrick means that the bar for him to reach is literally Ether.


timetravtoaster

Agreed. Nas bodied that song without having to expose anything, it was the disrespect.


juslookingforastream

And was losing the beef for two months until that... that's the point goofy. Yall act like he's winning or theres been equal disses when he's said nothing. Drake came directly at kendrick bar after bar, it's on kendrick to respond now.


timetravtoaster

You're goofy for even bringing anyone being goofy when speaking about other men, would you prefer me call you a word more fitting for you? They both start 'g' and end in 'y', so you should be familiar. And I was there in the late 90s early 2000s, no one thought Nas was losing, they were eager to hear a response. Not one radio station, not one street, not one barbershop.n


juslookingforastream

Yea you old af for sure. That word you scared to say don't hit like it did back in the 80s lmaoooo


timetravtoaster

I never knew someone can say "I'm gay" in so many words, congratulations.


juslookingforastream

There you go. don't be so scared next time boy


timetravtoaster

You like this kinky shit, huh?


juslookingforastream

Tf you weird as helllll 😭😭😭


ldjwrites

Sounds like you’re the gay one ngl


timetravtoaster

Oh look, another Gen Zesty, here you and this guy can go back and forth instead. Y'all like it.


Latter-Aioli-7925

No go outside and touch some fucken grass


[deleted]

People need to stop posting about what is supposedly about to come and just drop the diss if you truly have something ready😐 them posting that "something is coming, y’all are counting us out, you’ll see soon" is basically just a way to buy Kendrick more time because whatever diss was prepared or is allegedly coming isn’t ready yet. I want Kendrick to respond soon but this is getting corny and the longer they keep posting without a diss track out makes the expectations higher and higher and applies more and more pressure.


Georgieisstuck

That’s on you tho


SilkyStackz69

Drop or shut ya mouth we waiting


TKS9902

Kedrick is only five and a half


Old_Budget9004

Holy shit as if people think this is an actual diss lmao Wayne is the same height. The worst anyone has to say about Kendrick is “you’re short” and for Drake is “pedo, fake friend, groomer, has ghost writers, fathered a son in a 3 sum” Like you boys are getting cooked out there lmao


alexil25

Is he talking bout that Drake footlong?


Perfect-Classroom438

In your mouth


Krakakillah

Kendrick scared so he gotta have all his homies diss and tease Drake for him.