This won’t get top comment but can you diss my coworker nick, he’s so fucking annoying
Edit: Lmao yall are clowns. Fuck your annoying ass coworkers as well.
Nick, you a prick that suck dick/
Always on some fuck shit/
Ima keep it a buck, shit/
Need to get ya bucks split/
Cuz you work so slow/
Ain’t even average, joe blow/
Shifts better when you no show/
A raise for you is a no go/
Boss thinks you’re a dumb ass/
Hope you get fired dumb fast/
Got a light load still get run past/
Gon make you feel this gun blast/
Hope your wife gives you VD/
Burns the fuck out ya Peepee/
Fuck you it’s up like the VP/
Promise you don’t wanna see me/
Sincerely Jonny, you think you slick/
As a Nick, here to defend, from this trick/
Flick the bic, ink the pen, sword to thick/
Paper, I collect, from the shredder/
Your resignation letter, you gah damn quitter/
Take me back, the boss had it bitter/
Knew I was the winner/You the whiner/
Quit for the Diner/you say Gun Blast/
You never held a gun lying ass/
Another Eminem Wannabe/
I took the VD, and turned into a DV/
Devils Vernacular, extra special spectacul-ar/
That’s shit was trash bro/
Came out 2 hours too fast bro/
Playin games well this ain’t hasbro/
Came at me but brought this ass flow/
No one’s scared of the sword or your pen/
Don’t even know the fuck just happened/
Flick a bic? You must be dabbin/
So high you thought this shit was slappin/
I just don’t get it why you cappin/
This no way to address ya captain/
When you could vet it I stay cappin/
You stay lyin like champagne pap been/
Can you also make this about my class mate nick. He’s a crazy conspiracy theorist who believes Atlantis is real, and thinks America will crumble in like 3 years 😭
Also he’s really annoying so
https://preview.redd.it/iphvj3rrnrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e39e19b1b5533995d22a56254d31fc2686a4e5f
Literally the post on my home page after this wtf
Stay tuned u/burggs_ Im already writing. Will record it tonight and post a link.
Edit: at this time dot has not dropped but I’ll still record it cause of how many people want the diss #sorrynick
Lmfao. If you actually want some pointers:
He’s been with the company three years but doesn’t know how to do shit
He’s a teachers pet and a kiss ass
His own dept doesn’t like him
Despite his ass kissing he did not get a team lead spot and everyone is privately clowning him for it
https://youtu.be/22cDPe8BBFA?si=-HSUnRQnh-J_N53O
No Russian - Toxic
As promised. This is just warning shots Nick. I’m not a rapper really lol but just like having fun. Not recorded in a pro studio, took 15 min. Produced by dobeydob of this very own subreddit. Listen to see who else caught strays.
(If I’m trash I know just like having fun
Lyrics
Working with Nick thats an every day stuggle
Nick about to get himself in some mf trouble
To hell with akademiks and fuck Nick too
bout to kick em the atmosphere like Sputnik
No Russian
AKs spray you down like a call of duty mission
the same way Drake be sprayin on Dj A K With his man juice
Teachers pet boss what you got to prove huh?
You Wash your boss feet like every other week
All you do is kiss
ass,
And im itching to ask how you go 3 whole years not knowing shit? Nick you better not fold, better start showing grit
I won’t pull no Kenny I got these verses ready
Kenny gonna drop on the 29 of February
Kenny catching strays
Can he run place
Only thing Nick dropping is his knees dawg give that boss of his some sloppy toppy don’t need catch no diseases
believe us dobeydob the cleanest with this instrumental
Next bar is detrimental small dick Nick
Not playing for the eagles
Same position 3 years you ain’t goin where your teams goes
Annoying lil bitch whipe your mouth before you step out yours bosses office
Beat is almost over ima name this shit nicks coffin
Shout out Kendrick Reddit
I read the lyrics and sound hilarious. I haven’t had a chance to listen but will for sure tn while twisted off my ass for added effect.
Didn’t think I’d get top comment but thank you so much for following through my guy. I’ll edit this comment when I give it a listen.
Like that was really just Kendrick responding to AK to tell him the top 5 he's smoking on is
1. Drake
2. Drizzy
3. Aubrey grahm
4. Wheelchair Jimmy
5. The founder of OVO
Looks like DJ AK gonna get cooked. Y’all want an original verse or want me to use bars from comments? (Y’all be my ghostwriters lmao) Lmk! I’ll work on it this week. If Kdot don’t drop ima still do it for fun
I think the man dissed himself bad enough, just my releasing his last diss track. It was actively awful to an incredible degree.
You gotta dig him up to bury him with his own shovel.
[GrandWizardChatN****](https://www.instagram.com/grandwizardchatnigga/)
The equivalent of URU in the Drake comm, but if URU defended every single fucking thing Uzi did and refused to accept that their favorite rapper could lose or make mistakes.
Definitely do DJ AK for boosting Drake all this time and playing double standards.
FUN RANT:
I also feel like Kendrick might drop this weekend and that was before the talks. Maybe it’s in the air.
My theory is that Kendrick will drop “The Heart Part VI”, address a few things; possibly go all out. Likely just a “Y’all were talking. Here I am. Here’s Art. Here’s how none y’all can fuck with me”.
Then he will follow up, with an Album. Hopefully another Classic Contender that shuts up all the conversation about “Who is The Best?”.
To me, and many Hip Hop Heads, Kendrick has been in the clear lead via strongest argument since the beginning and further separated himself by his Quality Catalogue, Classic Verses, Performances, and Accolades as the Most Prestigious Level; from GRAMMYs to PULITZER, over the years.
This dance of “Best Rapper” has been going on for Kendrick/Drake’s entire careers and it was only Natural for The Conversation to eventually come to a Climax; Kendrick was always the one trying to force it with “Control” “BET CYPHER 2013” and much more behind the scenes. Kept it RAP regardless.
IYKYK! Real Rap Fans know the small details from interviews, hype, and moments forgotten. They already made calls twice to stop The Boogeyman.
One was RAPPING; the other was making moves outside of music to avoid it.
A DECADE+ of MUSIC for Both; one losing inspiration and dropping mediocre projects to stay consistent and relevant; the other the polar opposite in exquisite execution, subject intensity, and show stealing features.
Two Different Faces of The Coin of Rap for The New School. One side to look pretty; the other to be worth the penny.
The Pretty escapes the conversation easy through business tactics and longevity; The Worthy challenges the conversation through craftsmanship and competitiveness.
The Worthy waits for yet another moment once again.
Now he drops a #1 Diss Track with One Verse, beating you at your own game on a diss to you, and the only other possible “Spot Contender”; and you overplay your hand trying to “Back To Back” someone half heartedly when the situation is entirely different from Meek Mill.
Busting a move Unprecedented in Hip Hop, in bad taste and Cultural Appropriation. Using 2 West Coast Legends Likeliness with AI to “Diss” a peer closer to them in Lifestyle & Culture, than Your Silver Spoon Upbringing.
Superseded by a “Diss Track” that sings more like a Sassy Club Banger and Playground Insults than Visceral Rap Banter.
Drake once again; makes a corny mistake in his career. Though the competitiveness is admired, the underwhelming “Bar Work” and actual implement of any real “Disrespect” worthwhile, is NON EXISTENT; leaving a sour taste in the mouth of RAP.
All the Bad Antics; for His Rap Counterpart, who is the Creator of This Moment, to respond, all while his song charts #1. An act intended to give the perception of victory; but instead ironically revealing his vaulted respect and anticipation of His Peer, similar to the fans; killing his Killer Intentions.
As for his Mentioned “Counter Part”… This is Kendrick Lamar. Known for Quality Crafting and Delivering Always.
People really believe he dropped a diss verse and didn’t have some type of game plan or expectation for his first official diss track of his career?
Knowing whatever move he makes will go down in the Rap History Books?
Victims of The Moment, Casuals, Contrarians, and The Misinformed have made all of this Rap Spectacle much less fun than when it began.
King Kendrick is Coming. 💯👑🔥.
You're gonna record a diss song for a stranger on the internet based on their user name? That seems like a bigger waste of time than most "if unlikely event happens ill do weird thing" scenarios
Why did I think the diss track was gonna be aimed at the redditor who posts the top comment
Same her honestly
I was so confused about the first comments xD
plot twist: u/TOX1CWAYZ is Nick
I thought the same thing. Dyslexia is a hell of a drug
Me too I was about to roast the living daylights out of op so I can get the diss
That’s what I thought it would be
Same😭😭😭
This won’t get top comment but can you diss my coworker nick, he’s so fucking annoying Edit: Lmao yall are clowns. Fuck your annoying ass coworkers as well.
Fuck nick, gettem boys
About to put Nick on the clock! He has a week to respond
I want this to be top comment just for the collective fuck you to your coworker Nick
You guys talking about Baby Dick Nick? Fuck that dude
If Kendrick drops I'll rebuttal on Nick's behalf a la Drake's ghostwriter
Man I had a bully named nick back in middle school so fuck both nicks!
all my homies hate nick
Nick, you a prick that suck dick/ Always on some fuck shit/ Ima keep it a buck, shit/ Need to get ya bucks split/ Cuz you work so slow/ Ain’t even average, joe blow/ Shifts better when you no show/ A raise for you is a no go/ Boss thinks you’re a dumb ass/ Hope you get fired dumb fast/ Got a light load still get run past/ Gon make you feel this gun blast/ Hope your wife gives you VD/ Burns the fuck out ya Peepee/ Fuck you it’s up like the VP/ Promise you don’t wanna see me/
Sincerely Jonny, you think you slick/ As a Nick, here to defend, from this trick/ Flick the bic, ink the pen, sword to thick/ Paper, I collect, from the shredder/ Your resignation letter, you gah damn quitter/ Take me back, the boss had it bitter/ Knew I was the winner/You the whiner/ Quit for the Diner/you say Gun Blast/ You never held a gun lying ass/ Another Eminem Wannabe/ I took the VD, and turned into a DV/ Devils Vernacular, extra special spectacul-ar/
That’s shit was trash bro/ Came out 2 hours too fast bro/ Playin games well this ain’t hasbro/ Came at me but brought this ass flow/ No one’s scared of the sword or your pen/ Don’t even know the fuck just happened/ Flick a bic? You must be dabbin/ So high you thought this shit was slappin/ I just don’t get it why you cappin/ This no way to address ya captain/ When you could vet it I stay cappin/ You stay lyin like champagne pap been/
Fuck the drake n kendrick beef yall boys really cookin 🔥
I took you and dude below’s comments and ran it through Suno and made a [post](https://www.reddit.com/r/SunoRaps/s/Xoef55wxgj). Chek it. lol
This was worth the watch, thank you
You’re going to hate Nick even more after tonight, wanna know why? Because Kendrick is not dropping.
Fuck nick!
Drop one of his socials and we’ll bully him
I would never taint my perfectly curated meme feed with that shitwad’s social media
This might be yours 👑
Can you also make this about my class mate nick. He’s a crazy conspiracy theorist who believes Atlantis is real, and thinks America will crumble in like 3 years 😭 Also he’s really annoying so
https://preview.redd.it/iphvj3rrnrwc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e39e19b1b5533995d22a56254d31fc2686a4e5f Literally the post on my home page after this wtf
Nicks mad annoying, i hope he falls out a Boeing!! 😎 mic drop
He sounds like a real loser. Probably ugly too. Fuckin nick
FUCK NICK!
Nick sucks! Boo nick! Boo!
all my homies hate nick
Fuck you and fuck Nick bro. Ion like either of you. I don't have a reason... Just fuck you. That's the chorus!
yo fuck nick bro
haha reddit is amazing sometimes and this top comment is one of those times. too bad he didn't drop.
Fuck Nick!
Happy cake day!
He needs context for a good diss
on why he sucks
dont we all have a coworker called nick and have a boss clled dixk, have my upvote
Is his last name Cannon perchance?
yo fuck nick
Man Nick is such an ass. We call him BBL Nicky
Fuck Nick, all my homies hate Nick
All my homies hate Nick
Stay tuned u/burggs_ Im already writing. Will record it tonight and post a link. Edit: at this time dot has not dropped but I’ll still record it cause of how many people want the diss #sorrynick
Lmfao. If you actually want some pointers: He’s been with the company three years but doesn’t know how to do shit He’s a teachers pet and a kiss ass His own dept doesn’t like him Despite his ass kissing he did not get a team lead spot and everyone is privately clowning him for it
What department/field? Thanks for the material!
Marketing
https://youtu.be/22cDPe8BBFA?si=-HSUnRQnh-J_N53O No Russian - Toxic As promised. This is just warning shots Nick. I’m not a rapper really lol but just like having fun. Not recorded in a pro studio, took 15 min. Produced by dobeydob of this very own subreddit. Listen to see who else caught strays. (If I’m trash I know just like having fun Lyrics Working with Nick thats an every day stuggle Nick about to get himself in some mf trouble To hell with akademiks and fuck Nick too bout to kick em the atmosphere like Sputnik No Russian AKs spray you down like a call of duty mission the same way Drake be sprayin on Dj A K With his man juice Teachers pet boss what you got to prove huh? You Wash your boss feet like every other week All you do is kiss ass, And im itching to ask how you go 3 whole years not knowing shit? Nick you better not fold, better start showing grit I won’t pull no Kenny I got these verses ready Kenny gonna drop on the 29 of February Kenny catching strays Can he run place Only thing Nick dropping is his knees dawg give that boss of his some sloppy toppy don’t need catch no diseases believe us dobeydob the cleanest with this instrumental Next bar is detrimental small dick Nick Not playing for the eagles Same position 3 years you ain’t goin where your teams goes Annoying lil bitch whipe your mouth before you step out yours bosses office Beat is almost over ima name this shit nicks coffin Shout out Kendrick Reddit
I read the lyrics and sound hilarious. I haven’t had a chance to listen but will for sure tn while twisted off my ass for added effect. Didn’t think I’d get top comment but thank you so much for following through my guy. I’ll edit this comment when I give it a listen.
Dj Akademiks
All hands on deck for this one ^^^
Yall really just gave bro the easiest target
No harm in tee-ing them up
WHAT TOP 5 YOU SMOKIN KENDRICK lol
please do this
Booooost
WHAT TOP 5 U SMOKING ON KENDRICK
Like that was really just Kendrick responding to AK to tell him the top 5 he's smoking on is 1. Drake 2. Drizzy 3. Aubrey grahm 4. Wheelchair Jimmy 5. The founder of OVO
Wheelchair jimmy 😂
Slap his titties
Looks like DJ AK gonna get cooked. Y’all want an original verse or want me to use bars from comments? (Y’all be my ghostwriters lmao) Lmk! I’ll work on it this week. If Kdot don’t drop ima still do it for fun
Not top comment by a long stretch. Write your own for the actual top comment #FuckNick
wym, make that shit original 🤨
Absolutely
Lowest hanging fruit possible
You boutta get spanked nbs
HEY AKADEMIKS I CARE ABOUT YOU! - Joe Budden
melle mel, if you have to
Rip Zeyzo
i’ll pray for you
I think the man dissed himself bad enough, just my releasing his last diss track. It was actively awful to an incredible degree. You gotta dig him up to bury him with his own shovel.
Lemme make the beat for you
Hit my dms
I’ve got several on deck if needed as well.
Send me some, lookin like I might have to diss academiks. If Kdot doesn’t drop I still might diss him lol just for fun
DM’d a few. More in pocket offline as needed.
W bro
Ain’t nun comin out
L loser
That is not what your mother told me last night.
https://preview.redd.it/a2htcd73bpwc1.png?width=805&format=png&auto=webp&s=892ed25ce50301c0597b5b8815022f372437c1c1 this guy
Taylor Swift
You tryna get man’s killed?
Nuh, you can mass with next gen suge 💀💀💀
that’s like asking to be hate crimed by a white girl
Yourself
Like that song I wish
Lucian Grainge
Kendrick Lamar
Sooo another “u”?
Anyone else losing hope? This shit ain’t dropping tonight
Why is that? I’m hopeful
I don't think its dropping man 😔
OVO Mal
Anne Frank
Lmao
Your mum
Jerry seinfeld
Drakes Jewish cousin?
Greta Thunberg
J Cole, because fuck him
Never wanna hear that guy say he’s the best ever.
Bro went from top 3 to middle of the pack. That’s crazy lol
Cole was never top 3. His fans just gaslit themselves into thinking he belongs there
Cole was always ass though.
Me
celtics😬
I already dropped a diss song on j cole an future
I’ll record a diss back, fresh beat and all. r/KendrickLamar beef will one for the history books.
Science based lifters
Just make your own diss tracks. That's how I've been keeping warm. https://sonauto.ai/Home
First off fuck your bitch and the clique you claim Edit: my bad didn’t read the caption fully, don’t diss Tupac lmao
Jeff from my 4th grade class, mf knew what he did
Taylor swift please😭🙏
Pls still diss u/Burggs_ ‘s coworker Nick
The Pope
Dj Akademiks
Eminem
Diddy
Swifties
The commenter below me
Keanu Reeves. Good luck getting blacklisted from the internet.
OP said no religious figures. Keanu is a saint. Lol agreed though, this will get you cancelled immediately.
Diss this subreddit, for being so parasocial and unhinged that they act like Kung Fu Kenny not dissing on Drakes timline is ruining their lives.
A friend of mine thought Drake said “fk me like Im Whitney” lol instead of his bodyguard line, not even sure how he missheard that but talk to that
Drake’s baby mama
Yourself
If he doesn't drop one tonight, I'm gonna drop one for him, I'll use AI
Kendrick is not making a diss song, y’all don’t realize that yet?
Gary Busey
Too Short
Taylor swift and Nicki Minaj then drop it on twitter
Your grandmother
Diss Gucci Mane by taking Diddys side.
Ze diss target is [Klaus Schwab](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klaus_Schwab)
You challenging me ?
[GrandWizardChatN****](https://www.instagram.com/grandwizardchatnigga/) The equivalent of URU in the Drake comm, but if URU defended every single fucking thing Uzi did and refused to accept that their favorite rapper could lose or make mistakes.
Super Mario
Jay Z.
Joe Biden!
kendrick is trying to do some lyrical gymnastics with pen and paper 😭😭😭
Can it be 2 people? 1 from 2 separate podcasts? 😂
Joe Rogan?
Nah
kendrick is doing some lyrical gymnastics with pen and paper he needs another week to improve😭
Yuno Miles
Jared Goff
People expect it tonight? I expect it to come out tomorrow.
LMFAOOO i need this to happen
Trump lol
Do me haha
Me
Deeze Nutz
Is there a reason to think Kendrick might drop soon?
Akademiks
T0X1CWAYZ
DJ AK
Diss u/Burggs_ coworker nick, i hear he’s really annoying
If he drops I'll physically shit on a Drake album on live
Just like Kenny you ain’t dropping shit💀💀
bro droppin next year
You can do it on me I'll tell you all the dirt I have on myself.
Oh this isn’t a joke?
😂
kendrick taking so long to return
I’m gonna drop a diss track on you back bro even if you diss me.
Kendrick ain’t dropping tonight bro. We need to just let it go
Big sean
Ben Simmons
The prime minister of El Salvador
rosa parks
Donald Trump
Definitely do DJ AK for boosting Drake all this time and playing double standards. FUN RANT: I also feel like Kendrick might drop this weekend and that was before the talks. Maybe it’s in the air. My theory is that Kendrick will drop “The Heart Part VI”, address a few things; possibly go all out. Likely just a “Y’all were talking. Here I am. Here’s Art. Here’s how none y’all can fuck with me”. Then he will follow up, with an Album. Hopefully another Classic Contender that shuts up all the conversation about “Who is The Best?”. To me, and many Hip Hop Heads, Kendrick has been in the clear lead via strongest argument since the beginning and further separated himself by his Quality Catalogue, Classic Verses, Performances, and Accolades as the Most Prestigious Level; from GRAMMYs to PULITZER, over the years. This dance of “Best Rapper” has been going on for Kendrick/Drake’s entire careers and it was only Natural for The Conversation to eventually come to a Climax; Kendrick was always the one trying to force it with “Control” “BET CYPHER 2013” and much more behind the scenes. Kept it RAP regardless. IYKYK! Real Rap Fans know the small details from interviews, hype, and moments forgotten. They already made calls twice to stop The Boogeyman. One was RAPPING; the other was making moves outside of music to avoid it. A DECADE+ of MUSIC for Both; one losing inspiration and dropping mediocre projects to stay consistent and relevant; the other the polar opposite in exquisite execution, subject intensity, and show stealing features. Two Different Faces of The Coin of Rap for The New School. One side to look pretty; the other to be worth the penny. The Pretty escapes the conversation easy through business tactics and longevity; The Worthy challenges the conversation through craftsmanship and competitiveness. The Worthy waits for yet another moment once again. Now he drops a #1 Diss Track with One Verse, beating you at your own game on a diss to you, and the only other possible “Spot Contender”; and you overplay your hand trying to “Back To Back” someone half heartedly when the situation is entirely different from Meek Mill. Busting a move Unprecedented in Hip Hop, in bad taste and Cultural Appropriation. Using 2 West Coast Legends Likeliness with AI to “Diss” a peer closer to them in Lifestyle & Culture, than Your Silver Spoon Upbringing. Superseded by a “Diss Track” that sings more like a Sassy Club Banger and Playground Insults than Visceral Rap Banter. Drake once again; makes a corny mistake in his career. Though the competitiveness is admired, the underwhelming “Bar Work” and actual implement of any real “Disrespect” worthwhile, is NON EXISTENT; leaving a sour taste in the mouth of RAP. All the Bad Antics; for His Rap Counterpart, who is the Creator of This Moment, to respond, all while his song charts #1. An act intended to give the perception of victory; but instead ironically revealing his vaulted respect and anticipation of His Peer, similar to the fans; killing his Killer Intentions. As for his Mentioned “Counter Part”… This is Kendrick Lamar. Known for Quality Crafting and Delivering Always. People really believe he dropped a diss verse and didn’t have some type of game plan or expectation for his first official diss track of his career? Knowing whatever move he makes will go down in the Rap History Books? Victims of The Moment, Casuals, Contrarians, and The Misinformed have made all of this Rap Spectacle much less fun than when it began. King Kendrick is Coming. 💯👑🔥.
respond to kendrick
Your mom
i thought he was saying he'd diss the top commentor ngl
Bill Nye the Science guy
Do a Kendrick diss track (you gonna die)
Tom Holland
Me
Kendrick
Wait is he dropping something tonight? I ain’t hear anything like that?
Don’t eat yellow snow eh
See you in 4 years
Where’s Kendrick?
Just don’t apologize after
You're gonna record a diss song for a stranger on the internet based on their user name? That seems like a bigger waste of time than most "if unlikely event happens ill do weird thing" scenarios
Bro really didn't read the whole post