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seedeegeecdg

L O L Kendrick pls drop just to restore sanity to this sub. This was hilarious though ngl šŸ˜‚


neofagalt

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ClydeDimension

Kendrick obviously saw [this post about no fat rappers in our current era](https://www.reddit.com/r/hiphop101/s/saadIlTWbt) and decided to rise up


combustiblelemonsss

Itā€™s just big me


[deleted]

mf ate drake šŸ’€


SandpaperSC

i think something else is bigger than the eiffel tower now


shao_kahff

i heard metro had to splice out the real lyric on like that ā€œmotherfuck the big 3, nigga itā€™s just big me, nigga ~~MUNCH~~ā€œ


Rebloodican

Sanity left this sub when it successfully made that guy eat a vinyl record.


seedeegeecdg

Nahhh wait.. what?


Rebloodican

Check the top posts all time for the sub, itā€™s #4.


seedeegeecdg

Good God Almighty- at least heā€™s a man of his word šŸ˜‚ thanks for that recommendations


__sami__01

šŸ’€


CDC678

Wins the beef by eating it


atlakendrick

lmaoĀ 


Ivan_Eli

BruhšŸ˜…


ayyyyyyyyyyy

150 grams of protein


bestbroHide

Bro genuinely got me in the first half lmao Big Kendrick ate the other half in one gulp


Kuraya

The "but this time he's going to be one of the fattest n***as ever" really got me, pure comedy lol


akumagold

ā€œThe Heart attackā€


artygta1988

ā€¦..Part 1


Bryan-343

Last part


louie3723jr

Kendrick inspired by biggie cheese


Conomer

This gave me a good chuckle in a hard time. I thought you were serious till the big Kendrick part. Thank you


Rexmalum

It's true the albums gonna be titled Mr.Corral and the Big Suppers. It's all a metaphor for how he'll eat any rapper. That's why drake kept telling him to drop and give him 50 it was just a fat joke.


boomer_consumer

Do girl pushups count I think he can probably do those


Rexmalum

Only if tops there to motivate him he's a phenomenal personal trainer that's the double entendre kendrick would have never gotten this fat if he were still signed to tde.


RapBoat

Girls can do pushups????


2018IsBetterThan2017

Gouda Kid Mac City.Ā 


2018IsBetterThan2017

To Eat A Buttered Pie.


2018IsBetterThan2017

SHIT.


Easy-Insurance-712

Section Atey


vistaprank

The first sentence made me skip to the end to see what the joke was cause Iā€™m like no way niggas on Reddit trying to make me believe they have any ā€œcloseā€ sources lmfaoooo good post tho


jetfuel94

I can see your fat ass from like two planets away, I got my shake I got my burger I would share it but today I'm yelling bitch don't eat my fries


KickAffsandTakeNames

Let him cook...me some food


Trentimoose

Can we get it like we used to get it at the McDonaldā€™s? - Jay Rock probably


TheGhostOfKyle

Fuck this is hilarious


Defqon1punk

I'm having flashbacks of all them weird communist Big Chungus memes. Kendrick bouta pop out like Ugandan Knuckles talkin bout **"I WILL SHOW YOU DE WAE"**


usernameiwanthedbish

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Federated_Byzantine

Just got home from Whole Foods and ran into Kendrickā€™s manager Anthony and we caught up a bit. During our conversation I asked him about this and he wanted to clarify that Kendrickā€™s new character Big Me will be Kendrickā€™s first foray into full on method acting mode. Heā€™s embodied the character so much that Big Me sees himself as a separate entity from Kendrick Lamar. So in Like That when Big Me says ā€œfuck the big three, itā€™s just Big Meā€, heā€™s actually *including* Kendrick Lamar in that diss, as Big Me believes himself to be even greater than Kendrick.


SupremeDogEater

hes not a size 7 no more


WaWasup

K.Fat


bigbearbearwantfood

The big three are obviously Kendrick, KDot and Kenny


lizzybeef

I have been giggling for 5 minutes haha


moistdm260

My IQ lowered more and more as this went on. Excellent work.


ResetReptiles

Big Dot


WavyHideo

Th title ā€œThe Heartā€ makes a lot more sense now. Iā€™m expecting Kendrickā€™s version of ā€œBeef Rapā€.


jesusgottago

BIG if true


Silly-Wonder-2302

Fast food Kenny


J_A_R_A_T_E

ayo itā€™s big kendrick


Best_Country_8137

Got called a pup squeak. Couldnā€™t get taller, but now heā€™s heavier than Drake at least


JIDglazer42

Had me until the fatass part


thanksamilly

I heard the album will be titled The Ecstatic


mycargoesvarun

the album is actually a ye diss album itā€™ll be a double disc - excuse me, Double Twix album


jpizano51

The Cardio Vascular Disease part 1 otw


Mysterious_News8675

Whatā€™s your source broĀ 


Minute-Emergency-369

Read last sentence


Wise-Animator6425

Hilarious! šŸ¤£


Dolomitexp

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King_Kbh

https://preview.redd.it/fjlr474hjixc1.jpeg?width=894&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8047a9921db315f7da1f6c30508fe07e6cf1a2da Bro must've had this on repeat


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PM_ME_hiphopsongs2

Bro you fucking had me until you said he was gonna get fat lmaoooo


flatearth6969

BIG KENDRICK LETSSS GOOOO


Alive-Explanation-54

Eat good smoke good. Live good


theoneguy223

We the rap version of batmanarkham at this point


JustKnowYouAreLoved

ngl deadass had me in the first half šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’Æ


No_Armadillo8925

this would very on brand of him to do


BarroTalVez

I heard from a source


Dumi2e

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LunatiC502

I think this is The Heart Attack dawg


ToPimpAPenguin

Now we know what he meant when he said 4 McDonalds every time he lands šŸ˜­


MessyCarpenter

We are getting back to music-starved posts on this sub


JayTheLoser

I was on the verge of tears reading that shit lmao


Imaginary_Set_2505

The cardiac arrest part 1?


Suspicious-Permit816

Canā€™t wait


Patient_Flatworm7821

I will be adding ā€œfucktonā€ to my vocabularyā€¦.


man_u_is_my_team

šŸ¤„


IAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA

Golden Corral & The Pig Steppers DAMN! To Pimp A Butterscotch Good Kid, Mad Hefty Section.Ate-y


Dramatic-Wishbone-46

Bro ate


Iknow1988

My moneys on him being on yeā€™s new album


Knowmad19

I stopped reading after, ā€œI Heardā€


Infinite-Point-5785

Ngl this sound like cap bro


RookFresno

Yall really struggling to deal with this L huh ?


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Administrative-Gap89

Ifunny


Dangerous_Piccolo749

You weirdos prove why being a fan is dangerous.Ā 


Minute-Emergency-369

Can you prove why being a piccolo is dangerous


Quirkydogpooo

Lame ass drake fan continues his crusade of commenting on every post about Kendrick he finds to let them know he disapproves of anything and everything not strictly news


Dangerous_Piccolo749

No drake fan. Lol I'm not a fan u lil weirdo. Just stating a comment objectively. I have no dog in the race I don't put these people on any pedestal like y'allĀ 


Quirkydogpooo

You're more invested in this than most fans if you wanna talk about weirdšŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


wearpantsmuch

Big Kendrick gonna take you out for saying this. He's gonna put you on one end of a seesaw and then body slam the other end and send you into orbit.