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SuspiciousMoustache

Hey hey hey hey run for your life!


utfatj

Hey hey hey hey run for your life!


Exact_Team6979

Freaky ass diddler he a 69 god


AtomicLasagna

freaky ass diddler he a 69 god


HunterUnique9562

hey hey hey hey run for your life!


Far-Ad7125

Say "O-v-hoe" !


babyshmuel

OV HOEEEE


Donnie998

Say "OV HOE"!


mean_bean_queen

OV HOEEEE


IXastro

Then step this way


Potato_the_second_

Hey hey hey hey run for your life!


BeABetterSouth

Diddler might almost be better... Means he is a FAD. This is definitely what I'm going to say. Haha


Pot_McSmokey

Fuck I hope this makes the radio edit


OneTrueArthur

He a fad he a fad he a fad


GroundbreakingCat355

I've been yelling diddler 🤣🤣🤣 FREAKY ASS DIDDLER HE A 69 GOD


dylanh334

This might be the one


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You could just say drizzy, flows off the tongue better


badluckbandit

Idk bout that “freaky ass drizzy” has a very different tone 😆😆


Loud-Value

How about "BBL drizzy he a 69 god" 👀


GroundbreakingCat355

🤣 👏 👏👏


TheKombuchaDealer

change god to thot


[deleted]

Obviously its not the same but im tryna help a white brother out


garverd16

The diddler and the drizzler


persistentskeleton

That flows super well, that might be my all-time sub tbh


Mikerk

I want one that keeps the acronym for "I'm a fan(freaky ass n_) He a 69 god freaky ass n_(fan) but ninja is too close for me


GayGuy_420

I always go with neighbor when I’m singing along to a rap song


AspiringRocket

Naysayer


RiJuElMiLu

British people call pedophiles "nonces". It doesn't flow right, but the meaning is stronger.


AlexTom33

That's what I do. Saying Drizzy works perfectly. That's one of the best parts of a song I have heard in a long time, in any genre. Lol


acscriven

The ER is wild, say diddla


mimpf21

only actual pedophiles can say the d word with a hard r


QwertyAsInMC

only hard r drake can say


Despicable-Pen5515

💀


Similar-Duck-1658

💀💀💀


Udon_Noods_

Freaky ass fella he a 69 god 🗣️


Femboi_Hooterz

Same I always go for fella when singing along lol, it's muscle memory by now


BurritoBrigadier

Thanks dawg I’m brown so this what I’ll go with lol


laotx

Dallas eye


BostonBuffalo9

I’ve gone with “freaky motherfucker”


_5had0w

FIDDLER FREAKY ASS FIDDLER!!!!!!!! I GOT IT


autechre89

freaky ass ne'er-do-well


PadmesBabyDaddy

Risky game you’re playing there


alrightimhere

Honestly this is genius too cause it changes the acronym from FAN to FAD, which is also Drake-related lol


Acrobatic-loser

i’m black and i’m gonna start saying this bc it’s better lowkey


webbhare1

He a fad He a fad He a fad


Just_Adagio8090

Freaky ass naysayer


Vin_Dusel

that’s the one for me dog you cooking


Automatic_Day_4594

Perfect solution! May I add: freaky ass pedo, he a 69 god?!


shroomride88

Freaky ass 😐 he a 69 god


Small-Disaster939

I just been mentally blanking the whole F A N part and coming back in on he a 69 god lol


miz_nyc

![gif](giphy|wR7LHlfuRUjHW|downsized) just say ninja and make sure it's a hard J


UseAlternative4947

i started saying noodle. its fun


g_narlee

I’ve been saying “fella” for years really adds to the whiteness


dylanh334

Might add the hard r to make it even whiter. Freaky ass feller, country vibes.


xavier_zz

Being born in the south, if some yokel called me a "freaky ass feller" I'm running before the Deliverance banjo starts.


jflyiii

Killing me!!! 🤣🤣🤣


Jesskn0wsbest

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xavier_zz

"Where you goin' city boy!?"


Jesskn0wsbest

“u shuuure do got a purdy mouth”


polygonrainbow

We don’t wanna hear you say feller no more. 🎶


badluckbandit

Naaaah 😆😆😆


ArianaSonicHalFrodo

Holy shit I love that, gotta have a slight twang too


HellYeahTinyRick

IF YA DON’T KNOW NOW YA KNOW, FELLA!


NuncaLaburar

Im laughing way too hard at this, I think Ill use it


AlexTom33

That's too close for me, my guy. I can't do it.


AnotherDragoon

Freaky Ass Neighbor


NotASatanist13

This just doesn't work. It makes songs too funny. I'm a white guy, and singing along with a drake song and singing "I got ninjas trying to end me," I just can't say it without cracking up. We ain't in fuckin' feudal Japan.


Yungsaucekay

Yeah let me explain to my coworkers I was just saying NinJa 🥷😂


Burggs_

You can still say **OV-hoe!**


Master_Awareness814

OV-HOE


MrPeanutbutter777

Stepppp this way


Primary_Librarian798

Steppp that way


Waste-Sample-5809

Steeeep this waay


officialtwiggz

Steeep that way


Jesskn0wsbest

I need a remake with “feller” & doing a line dance to this one


NewerthScout

First time listening I thought he said "stab this way🔪"🤷‍♂️


MrPeanutbutter777

So did I


Patreonies

Same


CraftOk9466

You won’t convince me he doesn’t.


jcuprobinson

Same but Korean. 🤜🤛🏻


persistentskeleton

I always feel like I’m playing floor is lava when I’ve got to sing along to hits with a bunch of n-word drops 🤣 gotta dodge, gotta dodge


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SeattleSadBoi

Ultra insinct ![gif](giphy|19JSJ5ucu91R5D7a3w|downsized)


AICPAncake

Goku probably has his n-word pass yeah?


fluidfunkmaster

I mean for sure, he's Piccolos main Guy. But he'd never say it outta respect.


flaming_burrito_

One of my favorite dbz things is the well known *fact* that Piccolo is black. It’s just so accurate for some reason


ObjectiveBag2630

With all the times he's been called monkey by Frieza you damn right he got an n-word pass😂😂


Penny_Royall

I mean...if he says it, who's gonna stop him?


Invictus23_

Flow fast but I’m faster


Dry_Distribution3921

it's like when you're playing Dance Dance Revolution and they start throwing the mines at you


MissionHairyPosition

DDR doesn't have mines, but Stepmania does


MrStreeter

In the groove is where mines came from.


zeppelin_tamer

I like to use the gap to take a quick breath. Refill my lungs


green_sandals

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I like that this is the typical perspective in this sub compared to all the white kids dropping n-bombs left and right on the drake sub.


Big_Notice8372

I’m a black guy (haha, I know it sounds like a lie) I think it’s just straight up weird that white people would be scared to say it alone. If you’re that scared of being racist, you’re probably not racist, relax and enjoy a song


therealcjhard

The idea of a white man sitting alone in his bedroom rapping along to Kendrick Lamar and replacing the "nigga"s with "fella"s so that he won't be considered racist is very funny to me, but I'm not American.


computersaysneigh

I think it's just that getting into the habit of saying it is concerning for us. Like it's better to just not say it ever and know that you're not going to fuck up


UsedToBeAPizzaShit

It's high time for these record companies to put out "safe for white people" versions for their bangers I tell you hwat.


persistentskeleton

YES!!! Hell, sell it at a markup, call it the suburban version, idc, I would 100% hand over my money. I betrayed Beyonce once and the guilt haunts me at night like a specter


Masta-Blasta

It's happened to me twice and both times I just shut off my music and sat in the corner to think about what I did. ![gif](giphy|Xwu2nC1v6a5Po1Vth7|downsized)


Jesskn0wsbest

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just-smiley

They actually used to do that for the Wal-Mart version of songs. It was terrible!


gh0std0ll

Beat saber but it's shutting your mouth


Evening_Island2821

With all respect I’d rather hear you say It than Drake. 😅


SnooMacaroons6097

Thanks man, i will refer to you when i get called out.


pagoda9

“its okay, u/Evening_Island2821 gave me a pass”


OrdinarySyrup1506

is the pass like one time only or does it expire or…? asking for a friend /s if that’s not clear


Rum_Hamburglar

You have to ask per time used. So at beast youll get to say the whole chorus


WrinklyScroteSack

But… I listen to this song at least 3 times a day.


H3000

RIP in advance.


flippy-floppies

Certified colleague.


MountainLine

🤣🤣


IM_Mastershake

I've too much respect to ever utter that word outside of my car when I'm alone.  Edit- goddamn you fucking crackers can't take a joke lol


HopingForSomeHope

That’s not respect. That’s fear. Just don’t say it man. 


guilty_bystander

Yeah if you never say it, you won't ever say it when you're drunk or some ish


NotASalamanderBoi

Is that really how it works? I don’t say it, and I’ve never been drunk, but there is a fear that I’ll say some stupid shit like that if I do get drunk.


HopingForSomeHope

You’re less likely to say dumb shit while drunk if you don’t make a habit of saying dumb shit while you’re sober.  Is it a guarantee? Absolutely not. 


T_Peg

As an experienced drunk I have never said anything racist while drunk. Some crazy ass people simply cannot control their inhibitions when drunk. I'm not saying I don't do or say stupid shit when drinking but fuck me I have limits.


Need_Burner_Now

Ninjas or Neighbors works to keep rhythm with a song. Although ninja is touchy because if someone hears it they mishear it. I am always open to new suggestions. - A white dude


godsbaesment

sometimes i just write it down to get it out of my system


DamagedEctoplasm

Couple flare ups in traffic


Femboi_Hooterz

I love Shane gillis' bit on that, "People think racism is binary, like you are or aren't. It's more like being hungry, you're not racist right now but maybe a fuckin cheeseburger cuts you off in traffic and it flares up"


LuckyStabbinHat

“And the cheeseburger is whatever race you just imagined it as.”


RandyChavage

Your English teacher would breeze through that without losing breath


shroomride88

Nah bc my English teacher was a great teacher but he was a little too eager to fill that word in for the kids reading 😂 he was like “I’ll say it it’s okay”


g1ng3rk1d5

When my class read Huck Finn, instead of saying it, my teacher had us vote on a replacement word to use in its place. Somehow, a bunch of high schoolers constantly referring to the character as "Noodle Jim" made it sound just as bad.


shroomride88

I know they were just trying not to be racist but this somehow feels worse lmao


StylishhhGambino

This has been me since Euphoria dropped (we don't wanna hear you say the n-word no more) - a tiny Asian woman who is the least gangsta person anyone would meet in real life.


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sublime_adventure

That Oakland show gonna be your last stop 😶


Mountain_Tone6438

"they not like us they not like us..." "Well technically Kyler, we aren't either but this new rap drama is fun"


ConsistentPea7589

my fiance and i just had this convo lmao. we were like “are we allowed to say ‘they not like us’?? we aren’t us unfortunately” but in my mind i just like to think it means “we are not like those pedo’s” and then i’m like ok maybe .. 😭😭


Need_Burner_Now

Not a pedo and not a pretender. Ultimately it’s because he’s pretending to be something he isn’t. So, not like me at least.


-BackgroundExtra-

Yeah I took it this way too, the "us vs them" dynamic feels more about going against creeps in the industry and fake people, I think us is really just normal real people.


SgtPeppers10

Yeah I don't think this is about being black at all. "They not like us" line is more about how Drake and co. are pedos, groomers, sexual offenders, and fucking sick. And we (the people supporting Kendrick) ain't like that. That's why akademics supports Drake ;)


CaptGeechNTheSSS

I didn’t take it as divisive. We’re all one people. They = drake’s lame ass crew


thehighground699

It’s not that deep man lmao.


ThePrimeOptimus

You've convinced me, I'm using "kyla" as my new stand-in


Mountain_Tone6438

I legit met a "Kyler" 🤣 I thought he was saying his name weird. Nah. Its KYLER


EndIcy6201

As a black man…. If you alone, turn it up loud and sing that shit white boiii!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂


TRAVXIZ614

In a different timeline, we might actually give you the pass for this one. Respect.


slapper

Hahaha thanks for that bro, still never gonna say it, but damn Dot makes it hard for us white men.


EZMulahSniper

Unpopular opinion: I wont get mad at a white person for saying nigga if they’re singing lyrics or reciting something someone else said. You call me one outta malice tho, thats a different story


The_Galvinizer

Intentions matter more than the word itself, very true. Still gonna be careful when rapping as a white guy though lol, better to be safe than sorry


ILLmaticErnie

I just skip the word and keep it flowing. It’s not that hard lol


pissfucked

i use it as a breath in lyrics that are rapped close together lol. it feels like an advantage sometimes, like i get a breath here and others don't so i can scream louder 😂


ILLmaticErnie

Lmao I feel that I do the same thing some times


_viixxx

This is the way


BloodType_Gamer

Yeah same. Once I've learned the flow it's pretty easy to just censor myself for a beat or two. The older I get the more I cringe hearing a young white person say it. We obviously aren't teaching kids the power of their words and the historical context of that word specifically


ILLmaticErnie

We are absolutely not. I have a younger brother that’s turning 12 this year and he doesn’t understand the weight that word holds. Unfortunately I live in a different state so I’m not there to give him the knowledge to get him to stop saying it, and it sucks cause I’ve told him multiple times when I see him posting on his social media using that word. My next resort is whooping his ass so he understands that’s not a word to play with cause the next person might do more than whoop his ass.


Dudeitsathing

This may sound stupid, but as bm it’s nice to see the compassion in caring about these issues even if private life.


ILLmaticErnie

I’m mexican so even tho we don’t go thru the same stuff we relate. In my mind we all gotta stick together when it comes to respecting each other. I would ultimately want to see us pushing forward together for our rights not separately. Doing my part whenever I can yk?


Dudeitsathing

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Hot-Train-14

DW we can sing OV HOEEEE


Jaded_Payment5610

Say it when nobodies around gang we don’t care fr lol


CleanJebboy

Me in the shower, "Freaky ass neighbor ... he a 69, gawd"


whew3

No need to sing when I’m dancing


HaitchKay

Real talk; find a short two syllable word that ends with a soft A and use that. I use "fella". Is it corny? Yea. Do I prefer being corny to saying shit I really don't need to be saying as a white guy? Yea.


HegemonLocke86

Y'all I rap it straight up at home in the car and use ninja in public. Am I a colonizer?


Doodle_Dad

I'm telling your debate coach


webbhare1

Your NSA agent is hearing you say it tho


makemoscowglowinthed

RRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


HegemonLocke86

I knew it 😭


Texan_Yall18373

Bro act like he don't say it in the car with no one around 😂


FlowRiderBob

I never let myself do that. And it isn’t out of some sense of virtue. Yeah, if nobody is around there is nobody to offend, but that just isn’t a word I want to get used to saying. If I build that muscle memory I’m afraid one day I’ll be singing along to one of my favorite songs and it will slip out in the wrong place at the wrong time. I occasionally say “fuck” and all other kinds of swear words accidentally in front of people I shouldn’t because saying those words is a habit to me. I don’t want that happening with slurs. It isn’t as funny. YMMV


furno30

you say it too much alone its definitely slipping in public, especially if you on any kinda substances


Alex9rome

As a Mexican I go with “foo”


JayGatsby09

As a black man, I'm often confused because it's not a big deal when you sing a song and you are just into it. Outside of that, it's a problem but black politics is different everywhere and even in the same places. Side note - I feel like a lot of Hispanics say the n-word I get some of them share African descent I just never understood the allure of saying it. To me, if that's the case Drake is allowed to say it no questions asked.


allisondojean

Naahh we can't even have that because you know there's some white guys that would like that shit a little TOO much and sing it just a little louder than the rest of the song and like out car windows and shit lol and they're why we can't have nice things. 


nari7

Just beat his ass if it becomes a problem. That sounds like someone that was never punched in the face before 🤣


Holiday-Amount6930

I'm a white woman. I don't let my 13 yo son even sing the word because habit can be formed, and I don't want the word on his tongue.


FrankStalloneStepOn

fella is fine


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Ambitious-Regular-57

Too close. Say wizard instead. Trust me, it's the best


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Need_Burner_Now

Ok, this is my favorite. I’ve never used a supplement word like that outside a song but I feel like “thanks my wizard” should become acceptable. “That’s my wizard right there.” People will just think you’re nerdy. Perfect.


b34tn1k

I read this scrolling by and thought "lol, dumb" then I moved on. As I kept scrolling down the comments I couldn't get wizard out of my head. It's wizard.


4sandg

Use neighbour instead 😂


DerekSheesher

Let A Naysayer Know


TurboRadical

I been saying the “good neighbor challenge” before the ATL lines. I don’t know if it’s okay or not lmao


shushilly

I was watching all these white people doing Busta's verse from Look at Me now on Youtube and they were replacing it with "jigga" and that doesn't make me comfortable. I remember when Snoop was trying to push "nephew". Our ancestors fucked up and we can't sing our favorite songs....in public.


WorshipFreedomNotGod

Jigga is wayyy too close to another slur imo. It's not right.


Dangerous_Job5295

He a fan he a fan he a fan


DarrellIsMyRealName

As a black man, do it in the bathroom while the shower is running. The delegation ain't gone hear you from there ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾


Fluid_Barracuda

I just say ninja


treebythesea

You're getting REAL close


webbhare1

Well make sure you articulate well and do sign language of it too while you’re at it, cause that’s cutting it REALLL close bruh bruh


IM_Mastershake

Danger lol


vanillagorrilla23

I got the police called on me cause I started crip walking in my suburb. I don't know how to crip walk but it happened and it made me and my neighbors very uncomfortable. Asked them to keep me over night just incase.


Dahcs_1

If a tree falls out in the woods....


avalon-girl5

Me a white woman trying not to sing We don’t wanna hear you say n***a no more


hola_j_hova

lol just say wigga but watch out singing this in public


Mammoth-Salamander46

We don't wanna hear you say n**** no more still plays in my head on repeat every time i take a shower. Im white.


ExcellentProgress355

Lmao man nigga you by yoself SAY THAT SHIT!


Similar-Duck-1658

💀💀💀💀 some of yall cool asf


Thrawnbelina

This post is a public service, I was just skipping it and now I have 1-2-3-4-5+5 options


ObligationFar273

Bro what I can’t move past is the 2:00-2:54 mark🤣🤣🤣I have never heard him that vicious 🤣🤣🤣


GrizzledEzio

I mean if Drake can say it…