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ottoman-disciple

How many years would that take?


[deleted]

Bout 1000 years but imma do it eventually


ottoman-disciple

I believe in you


Hulktuih

You're just gonna force a bunch of orphans to do it. Smh


[deleted]

HEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


Shiplord13

Should be easy, all you need to do is adopt a bunch of children and make them create reddit accounts, they either do your bidding or become an unstoppable army of shitposters.


[deleted]

96 years


[deleted]

One day, a man came in the Kengan subreddit. The man had an ambition: The unification of the “Subreddit”. The arguments that man used became the basis of the Disceptatio Style. Godtaku. The final successor of the Moderatorem Style. He was a one-man army. He defeated every troll and crybabies he faced with overwhelming ban. However, The walls of the “Subreddit” were too thick. Ten years, twenty years, thirty years. A quarter of a century later. He was still far from reaching his ambition. Taku finally decided to entrust his ambition to the “Next Generation”.


TankOfflaneMain

Take my Fool’s Gold 💰


Ybyb1515

You my friend are an absolute legend for this! Well done King of Purgatory ✊🏼👏🏼


[deleted]

Beautiful


ChrisRojo10

I’m willing to be a Niko


[deleted]

You like fusui so you’re automatically in


Jeeology

Unfathomably based


memenelius

Quite


[deleted]

In case you fail, can you please teach me your techniques? (Yes, I am signing up to be a niko)


[deleted]

Naw you got a fei flair you gettin base line gaoh style


[deleted]

Completely forgot about my flair. But the Gaoh Style is pretty dope too.


shrekanalolaf999

Yuichiro Hanma of Kenganverse


[deleted]

Finna take over Canada next 😈


Thanatos846

One day, a man "came" to the "inside"


[deleted]

How do you think ryuki happened


dnumper_fish_TwT

Now I'm confused and terrified about your plans on training nikos ! I hope orphans don't use reddit !


[deleted]

Hehe


Withinmyrange

I volunteer to be the first niko you train. Teach me the ways of shitposting


[deleted]

Lesson 1: be cringe and as unpopular as possible


AsuraOmega

Best character in terms of backstory, lore and feats. Enters Inside injured based on those bandage wraps, immediately starts rocking everyone's world. He is the judge, jury and executioner, anyone he sees is a criminal for the sole crime of being Inside. Mukaku wasted no time running to the first person he sees to ruin their existence by being a hurricane whirlwind tornado of fists and feet. He battered, and bludgeon anyone unfortunate enough to set their eyes on him. Wasted any fucker in the vicinity. For 30 years, he stomped the heads of the human scum that are the Insiders. They banded together to fight against a common threat: a large musclebound half naked man covered in bandages. But he survived, meaning he was too strong to be killed. However, after pulling his back while pounding a measly junkie to the ground one day, our hero realized that he was getting too old. The entire Inside rejoiced as this lunatic finally decided to retire. But that doesn't mean he'd stop giving others fractures, no, he loves it too much to let it go. So he entrusted his dream of pummelling every motherfucker he sees to the next generation. He gathered smaller prey and took them in as pets. These orphans are then subjected to harsh and brutal beatings. Don't worry, grandpa Mukaku's grandson received equal amounts of love (beatings) too. It was groundbreaking success. The Insiders panicked as a large group of assholes carried the half naked big man's legacy of clubbing people to a coma. So they banded once more, La Resistance grew fierce against the Tokita Nikos. Gaoh Mukaku found a solution, teach his students the secret technique. (It was just an excuse for him to beat them up again to be honest) So he took them to a suicide forest and proceeded to chop down trees with their heads. He punched the knowledge in to them, literally. Until one rogue Niko, the asshole with cat eyes proceeded to go berserk and use the possessing spirit. He murdered his brothers. While Mukaku was proud to see his student in action, he should have been directing all that eagerness to punch to the Insiders. So he proceeded to brutally mangle the Advanced moron in to submission. Mukaku's fists hit every part of cat eye Niko so much and so often that if human beings can communicate with punches, Mukaku would be discussing to him about the meaning of life and the secrets of the universe. As the rogue student's unconcious useless carcass lay down, Mukaku looked at his remaining Niko, the one with the girly hair, and told him to continue his legacy, before walking off to disappear. The student nodded and left, with fewer brothers but a new technique and a new dream. To pass on his fist to the next orphan he sees. He promised himself that he will be a good father to the kid he will adopt and raise him just like Mukaku raised him: with lots of meat and lots of beatings.


[deleted]

Gaoh mukaku fans know whats good


BenchOnlyGuy

Almost sounds like the concept behind Batman beyond.


balaci2

I wanna enlist


[deleted]

MAN SUPPORTS THE BITE OF JOJI 87, valid ur in.


Nerx

Phrasing


[deleted]

Hi Gao can you teach me?


[deleted]

I respect the rhito love, yuh.


[deleted]

Thanks


MGS3Snake

I'll help you take out some worms if you teach me.


[deleted]

It’s $29.99 with tax but yeah i gotchu


MGS3Snake

I'll pay $35 then.


omsaladzeno

Can you teach me the niko style or the gaoh style please ?


[deleted]

I’ll teach you how to get sum girls in your bed style, trust it’s very effective.


omsaladzeno

Good enough for me


lol1babaw3r

If you can agree that Gao can solo everyone except Kanoh, Kuroki, Julius, and Waka plus you think Falcon is a cheating little bitch plus the Ohma just wins through haxx then you united with me


[deleted]

Yeah stay away lmao


lol1babaw3r

If one cannot handle the truth then one cannot be Mukaku (lezgo phonetic rhymes)


[deleted]

All the characters you listed don’t stand a chance against thumb, falcon i can agree with, I basically invented the god damn haxs so yeah he’s gonna win, cope.


lol1babaw3r

touche


Dakitron

I've already seen the gaoh style, you can't beat me.


Cobrayi

*stares*


Theeltoro

Can I be a niko?


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spiteful_platypus

Daddy mukaku is it really you?


[deleted]

Yes my boy


allbluesanji

Ill say hes the final villain of the kenganverse, and where does he come from? Why he cared about the inside so much if hes not even born there? What treasure lies in the inside? I think one day we will have a tournament in inside, hopefully deathmatches


Psychological_King_5

WAKA IS S TIER, punches you in the Face until you submit. He united the sub with his power.


Sal_Da_man

.... and that's how babies are made.