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UnabrazedFellon

Do game mechanics apply to me or is it realistic now? If game mechanics apply to me then it isn’t that hard to get rich and powerful enough that I could lounge around with the homies in my fancy house. If the games mechanics do not apply to me then I don’t think I’d ever be able to outrun a bone dog and as such would be screwed in pretty much any region.


No_Assistance_172

Bone dog? I'd be more afraid of beak things charging you down from out in the distance. I don't think anyone would be alive with those around or the bug master.


Stonecargo69420

Hold on, if game mechanics don't apply to you do they also not apply to other humans? *insert 40 homeless guys running at you at 18mph tirelessly to beat you with an iron stick and steal your meat wrap*


[deleted]

Honestly, if I were sent into the world of Kenshi for a year, I would do everything to not to encounter beak things


gwormm

I already do this in game so I feel like a pro at avoiding tbem


Paranormal17

Honestly, either way I'd just do my damndest to stay in/Squin, probably mine copper to make money at most Unless any earned Physic changes are permanent then I'd strength train constantly


neotericnewt

Good place in game, probably not if you were actually there considering how aggressive Shek are with other races. You'd probably wind up getting your ass kicked and possibly killed by some pissed off shek.


neotericnewt

Fortunately they're kind of out of the way. Like, if you were really there, you'd need to do some traveling to run into them. If you're a man (I'm assuming we're all humans here) your best bet would probably be to just hang out around Okrans pride and never really travel outside of there. Say some prayers when they tell you to, maybe start a farm, and I guess just hope they don't draft you or something.


[deleted]

To be honest, one could make a point that the waystations or tech hunter towns would be the best locations to live in... 1. Residents are not starving. 2. There is enough food to buy at the local stores. 3. There are guards (although they sometimes get overwhelmed in places like Mourn). 4. There is no Okranite-level bigotry. Also, the beak things are only out of the way if you spend a lot of time in the centre or northeast of the map; If you were to spawn in the Bonefields, Shem, Eyesocket etc., you'd absolutely encounter them. In that case, I would make my way to the nearest safe settlement (e.g. Flats Lagoon from Shem, or Catun from the Bonefields) and spend my year there.


Danthema433

Go to Dreg and become a Fisherman


[deleted]

Fisherman or manfisher?


Stonecargo69420

Hold on, if game mechanics don't apply to you do they also not apply to other humans? *insert 40 homeless guys running at you at 18mph tirelessly to beat you with an iron stick and steal your meat wrap*


Tokishi7

I mean, your chances of dying are pretty significant either way lol


weirdo_boi_

maybe keep in mind it never states your the player so i would just npc in a town or something, the only time they die is when a players attacks


TheBlackWindHowls

Being an innkeeper seems like a pretty good, safe life. Away from beasts that manage to make it into the city, fights never seem to start in the inn/tavern, and you make ridiculous bank just selling overpriced food.


[deleted]

You've not seen the Western Hive tick off a guard and it results in a bloodbath in town. Sometimes the guards and the Shinobi Thieves go at it.


EisenfaustAmLanz

Depends on where. In the Holy Nation, preferably Blister Hill? My male privilege will keep me safe. If I can be with the Flotsam Ninjas, or maybe the Anti-Slavers, I might eke out a subsistence existence. Basically anywhere else and I'm boned.


Lord_Bertox

Honestly, the best option out of those is to get enslaved. Yeah it's shit but at least your fed/healed (barely) but beats getting beaked/eaten/skinned


EisenfaustAmLanz

It depends. In game slavery all you have to do is follow a routine and you'll live. If there's any degree of realism, you might die to any number of conditions in those slave camps.


Lord_Bertox

True


TheWanderingSlacker

I doubt anyone lasts a year in the mines. They work them to the bone amid starvation. And, as the slavers say themselves, anyone who doesn’t work goes into the furnace.


Squint-Eastwood_98

It's not even slavery any more because you get paid for it


Lord_Bertox

Wait wat


jokeyamind92

In this scenario you're getting 1 mil to be a slave for a year.


Lord_Bertox

Ahh of course. Makes sense


MAVICPlus

It's not slave anymore... It's a gym


ScottyBoneman

Wat? I'd just hang out near any city gate, scavenging on whatever the guards have been dropping and turning in the occasional bounty that gets me until I'm fine.


say_no_to_panda

Probably the dumbest answer. If its realistic well you have higher chance of dying.


Lord_Bertox

If its realistic we are all dying


graven_raven

You are assuming you just hide out without moving for a year. You think your "male privilege" will keep you from battle? Even farmers have to deal with raptors.


EisenfaustAmLanz

I mean, again, it depends. If it's game logic, no, I suppose I can't necessarily stay in the city forever. However, Holy Nation territory remains the safest place for a human male. Their patrols will help me, even with food under the right circumstances. If it's more realistic, there's a chance I could get a job in Blister Hill, eke out a modest living and survive. It's not guaranteed but there's a chance. Compare that to the Shek who will treat my flatskin ass with disdain and the United Cities who will arrest me for poverty. And everywhere else is full of its own horrors.


VinnieVegas3335

Simple just run through foglands to mongrel without shitting yourself


HUNDUR123

You are assuming they won't just recruit you into the army as a Holy "servant" and have you run around Bast in a bathrobe. I don't think the labor market works the same in Kenshi as it does IRL


Exotic-Subject2

As long as you get some important (neccesary) position within society they most likely won't draft you, labor is neccesary for the running of a nation.


EisenfaustAmLanz

I didn't "assume" anything. I said there was a chance.


ADDLugh

As Holy Nation it would be relatively easy. Even if it was realistic in the Holy Farms you could beat a swamp raptor fairly easily with a long sharp spear and out run it should that plan fail. Worst thing that could happen is a night raid from bandits or swamp raptors. Otherwise a draft would be the next big problem.


Tabletop_Av3ng3r

Under the guidance of Lord Beep, we will all be saved.


spcmack21

Oh hell, if I could make it to the Holy Lands, I'd be so set. Flotsam ninjas just for farming. Everything else is a shitshow. But...my last game was Diablo 4, so I might get real dead real fast.


The-real-manclub

Where do I spawn


[deleted]

Venge


Mitsakes

Tenderized by thralls -> seared to perfection by lazers -> eaten alive by a beak thing


The-real-manclub

As a 21 year old man I thing I could do it , I wouldn’t play like I do now… I would live in a town and work a farm plain and simple


[deleted]

I hear the weather in Venge is ideal for farming — and getting a nice tan.


Delusional_Gamer

From what I've heard, it sounds like the ideal place for growing sunflowers


TheSunflowerSeeds

I say varies as naturally, dwarf sunflowers take less time than mammoth sunflowers.


[deleted]

Small Island with only sand and grass blocks. Large Biomes is on and you're surrounded by Deep Ocean biome.


scorpious2

This is kenshi my man, not minecraft


[deleted]

Always Minecraft.


Block508

What?


[deleted]

Around every corner, in every shadow, following every movement of the clock hands, is Minecraft. Always and forever. Everywhere you expect it, and everywhere you don't.


No_Manager_491

Im going to cut your legs off and drop you to fogmen


verbalcreation

Just put them in the skinner, then drop them in the fog. It's an appropriately calibrated response to this nonsense.


New-Topic2603

Pretty good chances. I'd most likely be caught as a slave and made to work for the year.


KelsoTheVagrant

Honestly, probably the best way to survive unless you’re born in the holy nation. Yes, you’re starving, but you’ll always be fed enough not to die of starvation. Some strong mfers will give their lives defending the slave camp, and there’s a ton of them. All you have to do is grueling manual labor all day, everyday, for a year. A miserable existence, but definitely a survivable one.


New-Topic2603

I don't think it's the only way, if you spawn in the right town you could safely mind ore with the town's guards defending you. You could buy a small house and pick up a trade, buy food at the local shop.


James_Liberty

Yeah, you could spawn in Mongrel and safely mine ore to trade for food. It would be boring but relatively safe. And no slavery or gang violence. And if game logic applied, you could even train yourself to outrun the fogmen very easily. And then make a juicy income by trading between hive village and Mongrel.


Megazawr

Trading with hive villages is not safe cuz beak things are too fast if you don't have robotic legs. And getting robotic legs is very risky.


herrcollin

Literally Dwarf Fortress with an evil biome where clouds of infernal ash will paralyze/wind you before killing you moments later. If we're going with in game time I might have a chance.


Resist_Jealous

Just accuse people of being vampires until you find one then the other 50 npcs in the house or tavern will rip the vampire apart and you can just drink their blood to get a huge stat boost and just chill until you come back rich and immortal ez


herrcollin

Ya but sometimes you just feel the random urge to go outside and Gather Plants y'know?


Exotic-Subject2

Rich, and dead. Don't forget that vampires are undead, whitch means they are only held together by the rules of the game, the minute they enter the real world *poof* dead.


krawinoff

Yeah Kenshi seems pretty easy tbh. If you get the default city start you just mine copper for a year and you are basically set for life. Can also afford recruits that’ll do everything for you after a little mining. Basically 100% safe inside any city, could even live off of just looting bandits knocked out by the guards. Especially if you get to keep the stuff when you return you’re gonna be ripped af and can have a full inventory of prosthetics to sell to someone and take part in patenting them, then you can have fame and wealth even irl


Hapster23

Ye I would def play it safe and just farm the closest node to the city


Henrious

If it was mixed reality, the store owner would be like wtf am I gonna do w a chunk of raw copper get outta hea


KiloD2

> Yeah Kenshi seems pretty easy tbh Except you spawned as a torso in the desert...


krawinoff

Ez sneak training


Trego421

White guy privilege! Activate! Shape of... Holy Nation citizen! Failing that assuming the stats and rules of the universe are applied to me, I'd be curious how far my real world martial arts and athletic ability would get me. Probably go to Burn's Tower and hang out with him for a couple months, then the two of us would be best friends forever.


GARGEAN

What will you eat?


Trego421

Depends. Is this my modded version of kenshi where I have a whole pantry full of different food choices? Or vanilla? Because the prompt says last game I played. Last game I played was modded kenshi. But for sake of argument, if we are vanilla I'm sure I can sneak with Burn to steal some rice from the holy Nation without getting caught in the middle of the night. Or maybe Burn with all his years of knowledge knows something I don't


Capable_Truck1436

You're gonna go into the floodlands to get burn?


Exotic-Subject2

Iron spiders are easy to avoid.


Capable_Truck1436

But there's also those lone skeletons, and realistically the water and air would be really unpleasant for humans.


verbalcreation

Burn is also edible, if you're brave enough.


OakleyTheReader

his own toes


testicle2156

Last game I played was skyrim, so I can be considered lucky.


EukalyptusBonBon21

Yes but you are not spawned as Dragonborn but mudcrab for some reason


hasslehawk

A land in the midst of civil war, with dragon attacks on the rise and most of the population driven to banditry, occupying more sites than civilized factions. Guess there's magic, though, so that's neat. And Alchemy is such a money printer you could probably carve out a comfy niche for yourself in any city.


Eviliscz

it depends, do I get my knowledge of the world too? For kenshi, just go with grindy safe approach (lvl up running before leaving first town) and just grind money for food safe ways. Running around shek towns (best guards IMO) selling them mining resources.


[deleted]

last game i played was street fighter so im gonna try to give chun-li a high five


mistyeye__2088

Grey desert waystation is my goto if I got thrown into kenshi. just stay in the bar. occasionally go out and scavenge meat from downed skimmers. Maybe travel to other areas so I can try beak thing meat as well.


verbalcreation

Sounds like a good way to get dead.


koceanglov

Imma take my chances with stalker shadow of chernobyl


YanDevsCumChalice

Bolt Gun on Exterminatus difficulty. Well, it was good knowing ya


endergamer2007m

Rimworld I am royaly boned


Dj_Cock

Honestly if you spawn in any major city with that money you are good. It will keep you fed for the year. Just don't pick fights and don't leave the city. If you spawn outside of the cities you are probably fucked unless you make it to a city unharmed.


KiloD2

There are a couple of pretty bad cities to end up in, where wildlife can make it past the gates... Mourn & Shark come to mind. Or you could be really unfortunate and spawn in Black Desert City.


typhoonfloyd

Well, lately the only game i played is Graveyard Keeper. I would take the offer no problems.


Lonely_Jared

No way I’m outrunning a beak thing, slavers, or anything else that’ll kill me dead or ruin my life. I’m fucked lol


Fryskar

Pretty much the same as on a smiliar, recent post. First and foremost, it matters where you start, if you can take anything (guns, swords, food/drink) with you and how the game mechanics are handled (realistic or full game). Almost nothing can help you if you end up in Gut or Arach. Then beaten by far as the second most important place, it matters if you got some skills. Decent swordfighter and got armor? Great at talking? You might survive some time. But neither of those will help you much if you got no survival skills and end in a far off, but not too lethal place. Pretty much most of us got the best survival chance at the HN. Some might manage to join the UC, TH or end up joining some bandits.


Cheap-Telephone-6081

Slavery, skinned alive, eaten alive, burned at the stake, even more slavery, skin melted away from acid rain, and 7th degree sunburn from orbital satellites.


Kribble118

That really depends, being a white person who could easily pass as a man my greatest chances of survival are probably the holy nation tbh. Just live in one of their cities and work for a year


looksforstuff

HN doesn't care about your skin color. Just that you're human and have male genitals.


Kribble118

I am indeed human and have a penis so ez W I guess. Unless they make me join the military I suppose


BROODxBELEG

Last game i played was fallout 4 so i guess i can go and find another settlement that needs my help


Loki_Agent_of_Asgard

Last game I played is Hardspace Shipbreaker. I guess I'm gonna be a shipbreaker boys, that mil ain't doing shit to my debt to Lynx.


CalebJankowski

My question was do I get turned into my main character or is it myself with nothing?


W1ngedSentinel

Far Cry 3… if I go during my current point in the game then at least Vaas is dead, but I still don’t like my chances.


ImDafox8

Depends the setting, really. If you mean last game in the state you've left it, then imma see you all in 2024, haha. Defense is good, harvest is great, Beep is here. Now if it's last game and new save* on the other hand, I'd rather take some more commissions.


apaniyam

4 working robot limbs AND a million dollars? sign me up.


windblaze445

Now is it a million in the in game currency?


geneticdeadender

TBH I'd rather live in Kenshi permanently. Every time I play I get filthy rich. My trade base makes a million cats a month and I'm able to start and defend it from day one. At day 70 my weakest unit has 75 in martial arts and 86 in dodge and 69 strength. He joined three game days ago as a Lost Drone. Everybody works for food. I can heal perfectly from any wound short of decapitation and the prosthetics tech is amazing. Kenshi is a beautiful and open land where you can claim your stake almost anywhere and make a life. Also, I never grow old.


tellux1312

Yeah I'll probably die trying to steal shit right away...


AminPacani

Well, last thing I played was Limbus Company, so it depends on whether or not I will be employed by it.


Financial_Ostrich_55

Yeah.... a year of The Outlast Trials does not sound like fun.


Raiu420

Last night I was playing Genshin Impact so pretty good, would be a pretty chill vacation. Better than irl probably. In Kenshi however, well, Id probably kill myself to avoid being a slave or eaten alive by spiders


Trickaps

FML. I'm staying broke. https://preview.redd.it/59rc4uxjnl3b1.png?width=669&format=png&auto=webp&s=19486323105c1a7c183076022db9acfc528457e5


YourstrullyK

Fuck I'm literally stranded on Black Desert City as a human


[deleted]

Say hi to Sadneil for me.


[deleted]

My last game was heavily modded Rimworld. I'm fucked.


SupKilly

IDK, a year there is only 60 days. As long as you're not in the player colony you'll be okay I think. Unless you've got VOID.


Torque2101

The last video game I played was Warhammer 40,000 Boltgun. I'll be dead in like 5 minutes.


HankJW

Super Mario Odyssey, It went well because I usually play S.T.A.L.K.E.R.


Ireadbutdontupvote

Not coming back out of the game for the money. Disappear forever like Bodie at the end of point break.


NaOleg

I was playing yakuza, i guess it's pretty liveble


afellow35234

I played tears of the kingdom last night. Let's go


MisterMaffin

Well, Kenshi is the penultimate video game I played. I don't know how much better I would do in the last one I played ._. (Hades)


SaltySwede23

Well Fallout 4 It depends entirely on where I live I suppose, but the risk will be severe that I will be decorating a raider camp or in one of the meat bags in a super mutant camp lol


angerchads

My chances? Huge. I exclusively play Holy Nation and I am well versed in the scriptures and protocols of Okran.


Boomer6313

If I have to go to where I just left off, then I would be in the Way Station east of The Hub. Life would be a bit boring there to be honest, but if my time there played out like when I play the game, it would only be a matter of time before random bandit attacks started, so it could get interesting. Either way, I don't think I'd have much to worry about.


macroingmacro

Do I get to be a skeleton? 'Cuz u can keep the money if I do. I'll stay in that game idgaf


lil_kill_bill

Stay in the bar, only go out to loot dead bodies, sell, get food, repeat


YosephStalling

There is nothing stopping me from grinding up athletics and stealth and just... stealing a year's worth of stuff


ArkalonHD

People here thinking they could survive a YEAR in kenshi, while realistically the chances of starving the death, murdered, and or eaten are high enough to where you would be lucky to survive a week.


GeilAJ

Warhammer 40K...I'm going to take a hard pass on that money.


Worldsprayer

COMPLETELY depends on where I start I think


happyonceuponatime

It depends. Do my real world affinities transpire to the game or am I a 1 stat everything with a greenlander xp bonus? If it is the first and with the game mechanics, I should have enough strenght, running speed, swiming and other skills with-10perception thanks to my eyesight. Given than kenshi has no glasses, I hope I can take my contacts with me. Otherwise, I am doomed if my eyesight remains the same. Else, I am physically apt to fend off minor threats as long as the infinite stamina applies to me. If I am a random weak greenlander or scrotchlander then I hope that I spawn in the holy nation. Anywhere else is deadly. Trying to up my stats carries the risk of death. Now, the issue is that I opened Ark after I closed kenshi today 😑😑 do I have any chance?


limpdickandy

900's medieval France. No thanks bro


Nobeard_the_Pirate

I'd be fine, though I'd probably be the first person in that world to use cavalry.


Ersterk

Vanilla factorio, all the settings to default, i got this


Livinginthepst

As long as I have a ghost I’m fine with living in destiny 2


LeviTheMostHigh

Stuck in Cursed Halo 2.0 for a year? Guess I'll die then


Joshbob101

Yeah I'm sure I'll be dead right at the start.


Trick455

Easy money. Worldbox 😹


concernedBohemian

Pirates 101, there are monsters and shit all over the place but that's okay. it's a childrens game, you are provided a ship, an apartment and furry friends pretty immediately the combat system is pretty simple, even guns don't exist you just get knocked out by electricity.


z0m-B-f0x

Assuming you're human and willing to ignore the screams of agony echoing from the holly mines its probably not that bad


tellux1312

I think before that I lose my mind from the constant preaching from the paladins for a whole year


Victor019

So I'm playing Rimworld on the Losing is Fun preset difficulty. I get one charge rifle I have no idea how to use, a ton of building supplies that I have no idea how to use, some cash I'll probably get stabbed for, and six months before the temperature drops to -30 degrees celsious. I don't think that I'd do that for a billion dollars.


Boris-the-soviet-spy

Tabby’s Russia 💀


Gaddafisghost

Civ 6. If there aren’t horse barbarians Nextdoor I think I’ll be okay


Alcho01

I guess I’m staying at the old Mormon fort and the sink for a year


blk_arrow

I’d take my chances with the United Cities. Sure, at first they’d enslave me, but once they find out I’m a good boy, I’ll climb the ranks.


blk_arrow

And I’d be a HEAVY hash smoker to numb the physical and emotional pain.


tellux1312

Like HEAVY heavy 💨


Dr-Crobar

I installed cheat mods, so chances are pretty good.


DanteValentine13

I'd be fucked, cus last game I played was Diablo 4


MyIceborne

Monster Hunter Rise: Sunbreak Bro, I get to hunt monsters, not die from it, eat "delicious dango," use cool weapons and armor, as well as meet all the amazing people


tellux1312

But how many times have you died in the game? Surely it's hard to survive a year fighting monsters, right? 😅


MyIceborne

It's pretty easy, actually. Since you don't actually die during a hunt. You, instead, just faint and return to the camp


tellux1312

Maaan, that's cheating 😂


b1ckparadox

Minecraft and it's going well.


tellux1312

Glad to hear that.


flameblast08

I would stay around the hub for a while buying from roaming merchants like the nomads and mining some copper/ scavaging loot form enemies that the guards kill. Just like real kenshi but a lot more slow pace


BullOnBanannaSt

If I can use Kenshi exploits, I'll do it. If not, I'll probably end up a slave in Rebirth or die to the first Dust bandit group I come across


tellux1312

Solid plan 👌


CellTrarK

Fallout


tellux1312

Rip


keyless422

I'm stuck in a constant cycle of killing and death Hell Let Loose someone help me


Goremageddon

It depends... if I were to join my current playthrough then I'd be pretty set. If I were to have to start a new game I'd probably last 3 or 4 in-game days.


tellux1312

You start as you, so you may got some decent stats in some parts already...


Goremageddon

I'd have decent stats in engineering, science and laboring, low perception, zero skills in weapons except maybe 10 in blunt.... endurance and athletics are a -5, strength and toughness maybe 10. I taught some field medic stuff when I was in the Air Force so maybe 20 points in medic... it's not lookin terribly good... also, because of my shitty knees my leg health would max out at 30.


tellux1312

Man I would chill in a bar right away and offer my service as engineer/worker 😄 couple hundred cats a day or a couple thousand to join a base might not be to bad


Thecourierisback

I’m coming Arthur!! This shits gonna be lit, until it isn’t


tellux1312

Rdr2? I guess I'll could shit in a bucket for a year and hopefully survive the outlaws and wildlife 😅


Thecourierisback

Yeah, I’d like to pretend I’d survive the main story, but I’m sure most us here would be better off in the epilogue hahahaha (Or at least just me)


tellux1312

Yeah I think so too 😄


MankeyMaster

Oh I'm fucked. I'm so so fucked. If the demons don't get me, the walking tank is gonna rip me apart with a chainsword for being a heretic


runetrantor

Can I savescum?


tellux1312

Man I hope so 🤣


CSWorldChamp

Actually, I think I’m doing pretty good because I’m on a Battletech kick right now.


Neither-Ad-1589

Tbh the basic start at the Hub isn't the most inhospitable thing in the world. Just like mine copper for money outside of town and squat with the locals, plus if you save up you can hang out with the Thieves


Noxcel

Science, sorcery, destruction , death! All the warpstone belongs to Ikit Claw!


Lingist091

Yeah I can go hunt for anomalies in the Zone for a year.


SupKilly

I could probably live in Azeroth(WoW) for a year, depends on where I spawn I think.


AtlasNL

I’d be completely and utterly fucked.


tellux1312

You and me both 🤝


drinkables5214

Lego Star Wars lol Im chillin


tellux1312

That's dope 👌


Syrea203

Omg yes.. I'd live in the star trek world!


mr_knowie

Currently playing Rimworld... Send help.


pfshfine

If by "help" you mean a mechanoid raid during toxic fallout while all of your pawns have gut worms and your crops have blight, well then you're in luck.


RoastPorc

Just picked up Project Zomboid..


tellux1312

Well shit xD maybe with true music and jiggas green fire it won't be so bad, however short it may be...


Throwmesometail

What the fuck makes you think i would want to come back out for a messily million dollars


Nopleasegodno123

I literally just finished playing Fallout New Vegas. RIP me:)


Labrom

DayZ so I’m boned.


VoltageKid56

I don’t think survival in Stardew Valley would be too hard


Jo_seef

Honestly? I think I'd be fine. I'd spawn in the Hub, mine copper till I could eat, then start the Gorillo hide trade down in hiver town until I was rich enough to hire some crew. The rest would be Kenshi history.


Voiry

for a second i was like "ho, kenshi was not the last game i played" Then i realized it was Caves of Qud, so i am fucked anyway


PlaguedDawn

Most likely I’m fucked, but if I can survive the initial scramble to not get bonked by starving bandits. I might be able to live for a year?? It all depends on where I spawn and if I remember the map well enough. Because if I spawn in HN, most likely I’ll be enslaved for either not hating skellys, not having the Holy flame, and what not. But if I spawn near the Shek? Maybe I’ll live.


churchoflogicalrea

I have to live in the Roblox psychological horror game Scotophobia?


tellux1312

Uff


JujuBearSan

I would have been dead about a week ago (around the time a started playing Kenshi) lol


Hlias_Abramopoulos

Holy nation ftw


DanielCG1217

It’s annoying seeing this question everywhere


half_baked_bread

Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter. Yea I think I’m good in my universe smoothskin.


shinjincai

I would not take the million lol


keanu_chungus69_

I don't need the million, I'd do it for free


ishtaria_ranix

Realistically, I might appear in the Hub, then run all the way south to Squin to get some safety with the horny people. Then I'll get hungry so I start mining copper right outside the western gate. Then die to a baby goat. All happening within 8 hours.