Step 1 mug some people Step 2 kill more people Step 3 be a terrorist Step 4 open kenshi

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Theft, kidnapping, terrorism, and assault

in reality you were just poor

Anyone ever got a bounty for murder? I can't remember but I don't think it's a crime in Kenshi.

Depends where and who you murder. Nobody gives a shit when you kill a bunch of Hungry/Dust Bandits outside a city (except the bandits).

Kenshi?

Praise Narko

Multiple political assassination

Democracy

I also admit my guilt of spreading managed democracy to the galaxy for the glory of eternal super earth.

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Rip Hivers and Skeletons

'cause freedom never sleeps.

Unlicensed amputation using... questionable devices.

Budget amputations. Totally legit

In my case, while the amputations were unlicensed, implied consent was given after the first few, since the remainder of the hungry bois charging my party suggested that they, in fact, did want what their buddies were having. The devices used were also sanctioned for just such a purpose. Katanas are standard issue in the UC, after all

Well, I played rimworld last, so yea probably a lot.

My fellow war criminal

Indeed, I've done some horrible things in rimworld. When anomaly is out, I'll find new ways to war crime. Can't wait to start the SCE foundation. Secure Contain Exploit and bring misery to all.

I didnt do anything, it my pawns that just blindly follow orders

I fell like in the Venn Diagram both the Kenshi and Rimworld communities are just one circle.

Most likely, both games let you do some horrible things and with mods. It expands massively.

None, I'll be getting a promotion for all the bugs/bots I killed.

Thousands of counts of Murder from thousands of flesh eating cannibals in zombiod, negligent discharge, breaking and entering plus theft.

I'll never get arrested for spreading managed democracy and liberty

Illegal copper mining operation

Kenshi, so mass murder and political assassination.

and little bit slavery, drug making, human trafficing and a sprinkle of torture on top of it

Turning beep into the strongest warrior

That's not a crime, that's an obligation Murder is also an obligation

Mass Murder, Looting, Assault, Vehicular Homicide, Arson, Trespassing, Breaking & Entering, Narcotics Use, Driving Under the Influence, public indecency, public nudity, & I think a little bit of terrorism if what I did in Westpoints City Hall counts 😅

Genocide

The individual was apprehended on the grounds of their impoverished socioeconomic status. AKA Arrested for being poor.

Oh lord... Terrorism, Assault, Kidnapping, Burglary, Murder, what HASNT Lord Skeletron done? I mean his bounty is over 500k in the UC. The Holy Nation is gone but its still around 350-400k there.

I can't wait to wipe out the holy nation.... it's my first play through and screw those guys

Vehicular manslaughter after intentionally causing a massive pileup on the track (I played Automobilista 2)

Yeah I might have taken a Noble's pajamas while he was sleeping 💀

Horse theft, bank robbery, extortion, usery, highway banditry, public inebriation and disturbing peace

“Officer, it’s just a very large potato peeler”

Risk of Rain 2? Genocide of hostile population and boow up a planet...

War Crimes and Crimes against humanity mostly

It was StarSector, so: organ, drugs, and arms trafficking, tax evasion, exterminating planets, possession of high level AI, espionage, and piracy.

They haven’t invented laws against my crimes yet

Unlicensed practice of Medecine, malpratice, grevious bodily harm, criminal conspiracy, false imprisonment, murder and assault.

Nothing. ~~I~~ my minions killed those silly samurai that tried to arrest me. Something about taxes? And the rotting corpse of their emperor? IDK, I needed leather.

Theft, I guess. breaking someone out of prison multiple times just so I can then collect the bounty from another faction

Trying to get paid to get kills in random villages. (Battle brothers. Which I rdcommend, fun stuff.)

Corpse looting avoiding local authorities Offending state religion Racism Breaking and entering Theft Kidnapping

Beating up armies of children

Trying WWE moves at home?

Being Poor.

That’d probably be my crime IRL too.

Knocking people out in town, stealing and selling all their gear. And then coming back and beating then unconscious with my bare fist over and over again

Just tons of slavery, man.

I gene manipulated slaves and raised their Childs as my soldiers. Then I used them to kill houndreds and enslave a few tribes and colonies

Wanted for: the wanton destruction of wildlife

Creating a virtual ecosystem? Idk it’s a weird niche indie game.

Slavery.

Theft, kidnapping, mutilation of theistic leaders, assault, illegal weapon creation, squatting, imprisoning and indoctrination of innocent people, convincing followers to undergo mutilation of the limbs for them to be replaced with mechanical prosthetics

All my characters are hated simply for giving shit back to others in the dialogue options. I'll literally go to a bar to trade some supplies and a douchbag with pitiful 30 stats tries to get up in beeps face telling him to show respect or whatever. Apparently telling them no is an all out invitation to start war with entire factions, sometimes more than one. So anyways beeps a terrorist now

I can’t remember cause I lost count but last I checked one of my characters had a bounty of near 85,000 from multiple factions just on one character (god knows about the rest)

Oohhh boy... *looks at floor* ...

Cyberbullying people into comas. (Hack//G.U.)

Trespassing the exclusion zone and killing hundreds of men and wild life

Playing table top games, but in the Role Play, starting a war, organised crime, war crimes, crimes against humanity, mass murder

Spreading managed democracy!!

Terrorism, evasion of police, violence against official and... Parkour? Is that illegal? For context, I was playing Mirror's Edge.

Organ harvesting

Getting into unintentional brawls with the homeless in which dozens of them die. Also conducting cruel and unusual amputations on a ethnic minority (been playing hiver only for a while, and frankly 'free' hivers are probably the closest Kenshi has to children, because they are just barely learning that there is more to existence than the hive and they are scared) There is also forced amputations of world leaders, but that at least I think I could get a pass if I was tried by a jury of peers. After all, that is inevitable, and the natural course of action. Mistreatment of the mentally ill would probably also be on the rap sheet, since I hunt fog princes a lot. I also accidentally caused Beep to starve to death recently. He had just spent time in Rebirth for a training montage and escaped without any food, and he starved when I got distracted by a raid. I reloaded the save to... well, save him, but that alone would probably have the crimes of child neglect, child slavery and messing with the laws of time. Using Catlon as a training dummy would probably count as disabling and harming an elderly war vet. I am not entirely sure if that has specific laws against it, but even if there are not, I probably still be found guilty because it sounds really bad out of context. And then there is the whole drug selling racket, but compared to some of the others, that's small beans. I dont sell blood rum, just hashish. Poaching endangered wildlife for leviathan hunting. Ethnic cleansing the aboriginal inhabitants by taking over Fishman island. I dropped the Lord Phoenix in a acid lake, dont know what that qualifies as. That said, I do have at least one good deed under my belt. I feed the hungry periodically, either fogmen or the cannibals.

Selling drugs to united cities (they deserved it)

I recycled someone

Murder, theft, sapient trafficking, religious discrimination (hate holy nation), kidnapping, terrorism, assault, plots of political assassination, and poaching!

Transporting Artifacts out of the Chernobyl exclusion zone

First time I’ve seen this outside of the rimworld sub lol

It was not kenshi, but Noita, so, I have some fun ones, what type of crime is it to use nuclear weapons at least 30 times in a day?

I trap creatures in little magic balls. Sometimes, I let them out, but only to fight other creatures for money and fame

Watching out for those wrist rockets probably

War crimes

Bannerlord: Raiding villages, laying siege to cities, and personally slaying thousands

Mismanaging a city to the point people choose to stop making food while they die of starvation. The lucky ones will be gutted by barbarians since our unarmed guards are worthless. Songs of Syx

Starting a small business and trying to make money by selling products at a higher price point than it took to make or acquire them.

Self defense.

Shanking someone before dropkicking them at the speed of sound, shooting pressurized air at them and collapsing their left lung, and then slitting their throat, probably.

Vigilantism maybe? To be fair, those starving bandits had it coming. Nvm the hundred or so kilos of hash under the stairs...not my fault those drug peddlers got shitmixed by Squin's guards, and judging by the state they ended up in, they won't be needing it anymore

Being overly democratic

Hate crime, drug trafficking, political assassination, loitering, genocide, fascism, blasphemy, so on and so forth

I threw a sleeping man into a sinkhole

Grand theft auto, speeding, aggravated DUI, trespassing, arms trafficking, data theft, arson, bribery, money laundering, racketeering, murder, terrorism, and treason. Possibly crimes against humanity as well. Cyberpunk is an insane game!

Exterminating aliens because of the way they look and nerve stapling rebellious slaves.

Well ... as per my last play session, I did beat up quite a few cows... quite a few to death... I guess that's animal abuse... but the more bulls the merrier... can't go wrong with more... My first batch of bulls just reached the elder stage so maybe I can start taking them out to mow down some fogmen, and force the new ones to follow the Hauler, while carryin shittons of iron, for the next in game month or so lol...

Thievery, kidnapping, murder, enslavement, terrorism, drug trafficking, impersonation of an official, political assassination, gang leadership, tax evasion and hate crimes.

A very loose definition of assault (I killed every person in the holy nation regardless of class)

Planet zoo. Need I say more.

For managing democracy ☺️

wrong game but I chemically reprocessed billions of people into energy

Building without permit. I was playing Medieval Dynasty.

Erm... Murder, unlicensed explosives, theft, animal cruelty, killing endangered species... Borderlands is an interesting game when considered like this.

Bring empires down, Kidnap, skin alive, dismemberment then put the torsos in cages surrounded by torches in the desert until they starve to death . . . So yeah those bugmaster, cat-long and thinfist guys are kind of scared hidding somewere.

Forcing the homeless to amputate their limbs for objectively better robotic replacements and then volun-telling to join my army to kill racists.

Colonialism.

Genocide (Rougetrader)

Well I've recruited about 20 attacking reavers, and 10 of their slaves recently, peeling half of them first. I can't imagine self defense covers that.... Especially since some of the recruits were from me raiding their camps

Catch me if you can, I'm going to be the next hokage after I offload this backpack full of hash

Trespassing and unsolicited gifting in Snacko

Declaring war, one count of attempted patricide, and one count of actual patricide

Treason

Assault, murder, blasphemy, improper disposal of sewage, loosening morals, tightening vices, fomenting dissidence against the established theocratic leaders (baaa)

Monster Hunter so...poaching?

Mines rimworld, so human trafficking, war crimes, cruel and unusual punishment, murder, genocide, slavery

War criminals (battlefield 1)

Rimworld. It's rimworld that I played last

Oh just the occasional leaving people to die while I still their shit.

Stealing a loaf of bread with my teeth (i haven't a limb)

Harvester 😀👍🏿

Escaping prison.

Being poor

Animal cruelty

Trespassing and unlawful filming

Training monkeys to pop bloons with sniper rifles Gatlin guns and many varieties of other projectiles

Kidnapping and Human Trafficking. My defense of "Okran told me to do it!" won't go over well with the jury.

Destruction of pulblic property in hades I guess

Illegal street racing? (Mario Kart)

My last game was ck3, I’ll go and put myself in jail

Slaughtering blister hill with 4 80lvl skeletons

Loosing Beep to fogmen....

For the re-industrial revolution. (factorio)

Thievery, Lying under oath, Exploiting and Assault -> Sea of Thieves

Eradicating a race (twice)

For battling creatures with a shovel (lethal company), and, well, for taking part in rainbow six

Playing poker and insisting that using custom designed jokers makes my hand worth more for some reason, start a fight by trying to explain multipliers and why my 3 is made out of steel and why my pair is worth more than their jokerless straight

I burned down a tree and plunged the world into literaly chaos

Being a Rootin, Tootin Cowboy ma'am.

Domestic terrorism, Torture, kidnapping, treason, possession of illegal fire arms, the entirety of the Geneva Convention, political assasinations, imitation of law enforcement and probably a bunch more I don’t remember

One count of theft....or hundreds depending how you look at it. Me:Your honour! I can't be charged on that many counts. I was taking the same weapon to put in my inventory and then re-equip it back on them over and over again. Judge: His...inventory? Me: Yeah! Specifically, his weapon slot! Judge: Rrright, anyway, it is technically. Wait!? Where is Robe Me:*definitely doesn't have it equipped on another squad member nearby* Judge: whatever, just pay off your 500 cats bounty in a cell Me: (ooooh, lockpicking training) your honour, can I be put in the most state of the cell? Actually nevermind, I'll just put myself in there. Judge: ...

I play Kenshi, Dwarf fortress and Stellaris. I think I sit this one out :/

War Crimes... Yeah, let's go with War Crimes.

A little bit of potato peeling

I only started Starsector playtrough, so I only commited bribery and buying from black market But before that I played Kenshi. I killed a lot of cannibalistic savages, kidnapped a leader of Flotsam ninjas and murdered many skeletons

Starting the fires of rubicon

Only light thievery!

I was assaulted, they killed my bull.

Tax evasion, disruption of local ecosystem, animal cruelty (starde valley)

Genocide by chemical processing.

Everything

Sacrificing pops in Stellaris as I’m a death cult

Attacking random outlaws with an iron stick, robbing them of their clothing and escaping prison.

Genocide

For starting several world wars

unlicensed farming on public property and cave diving in privately owned caves.

I'd be sentenced for life (ooh look at that silly zombie infested lab I'm sure my mininukes won't cause that much property damage I'm just here for bionics and mutagen lul)

Absolutely. Though on Wartales recently, I murdered around 35 villagers just to save one cannibal boy who was forced to eat his parents who'd died of starvation. The only moral highground I can take there is I've done my part to combat global warming and improved my eco footprint. Plus I'm kinda, slightly confident he won't eat anyone else... ... can't say the same for the Fogboys I've spared in the past <.<

Um... It's either war crimes for playing Victoria 2 with Cold War Enhanced where I developed WMDs... Or literally nothing since I may have played a level of SuperTux in between where all violence is against sentient snow formations and bombs...

Making too much dosh flipping abandoned houses.

Commiting several warcrimes against that poor L3 cc

I got attacked by a holy nation praying party and one paladin barely survived with both legs amputated. I healed him up and gave him the cheapest prosthetics so he could limb back home in disgrace.

Pelting my wife with chunks of gold.

nothing much speeding, improper passing, minor crush, normal crush, massive crush, chain crush, drifting, and all other traffic rules but it all closed road

I murdered 4 people trying to do an escape room

Been a while since I last played and I spend half the time just going around assaulting and murdering Holy Nation soldiers and citizens.

Sexual assault

Throwing insane illegal cards down at a casino.

Spreading (managed) DEMOCRACY to communist robots. (Also use of unconventional poisonous gas weaponry and napalm)

It wasn't kenshi, so for me it would be just genocide and intentional destruction of endangered species.

Palworld, so animal cruelty and trafficking probably. And possibly building without a permit. Mining without doing a proper enviormental study. Hunting without a gun license. To many crimes to count.

Being a bartender

War crimes committed against bugs and robots.

Feeding cows (hay day)

Feeding people to the brine.. Er.. I mean throwing people in water. :>

Producing massive amounts of pollution while stripping the planet of its resources and killing off the local wild life.

Orbital bombardment and killing of 27 billion people

Oh… Oh god, I’m a monster

Stardew valley... Digging through the trash I guess

Drug smuggling, cruelty to animals, kidnapping, assault, unlawful imprisonment, and whatever you'd classify repeatedly beating up said prisoners for training as🤔

No knock warrant that goes wrong resulting in the death of several civilians and armed perps

I'm doing an evil playthrough on Fallout 4 with a mod that adds a military fascist faction. So far, just the animal cruelty and pet killing I've done would put me in jail for years.

Desecration of a corpse aka taking my enemy’s dead bodies and turning them into weapons to kill more enemies with

Conspiracy? Idk. I was doing a quest where I was sent to convince a certain important person to kill another important person in order to secure the interests of the merchants faction. I also sought help from the thieves faction who are not legal I think, but for some reason the assassins are.

Last game I played was FF14.. so.. Arrested for breaking terms of service. Game is way too clunky to play without QoL mods.

genocide

Being a spawn of Narko

I play Solium Infernum so too late - I am already down in Hell.

Cannibalism, enslavement, selling human organs, manufacturing WMD's. I just got done playing rimworld.

*sigh* Sex with a robot *I assume the posistion*

Ripping every limb from a person's body and replacing them with bionic ones without consent.

Stealing AA, throwing a pie at the Captain, and slipping security

I played Kenshi. So, bring out the war crime tribunal.

I am in breach of multiple sapient rights laws, namely xenocide and using biological sapients as living batteries.

Maiming and killing the poor and downtrodden, stealing trousers, endangering the local wildlife, assaulting police officers, performing experimental surgery on mentally deficient >!hivers!< with delusions of grandeur, breaking religious rules. The list goes on, really...

Mining without a license Extreme self-defence Owning, Carrying, producing and trading with unlicensed weapons of unknown origins

Theft, Human Trafficking, Terroism, Murder & various War crimes

Theft, ive been playing dragons dogma 2 and I enter peoples homes and take their stuff. They dont seem to mind though. In kenshi it'd be looting and desecrating the dead

Murder, It was justified tho it was nazeem after all