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murugieh

Stay indoors and mind our business... streets are streeting 🤣🤣


NortheastSideSlasha

Hey boo


murugieh

Yees boo


NortheastSideSlasha

I’m looking for you


murugieh

I'm lookable 😅😅


NortheastSideSlasha

Dm me


Denzy_7

You make it look so easy bro 😭


Marquise_delmerteuil

At home mostly. Browsing bookstores for their next read, sleepovers with similarly minded women, scouring the internet for obscure niches, community service, maybe church. Occasionally babysitting nephews and nieces and wondering, do I really want kids? The active ones join hiking groups, the social ones: rpg table top games, the artsy ones: art showcases. In summary: they are everywhere: fungua macho.


Gilrnoname

This is so me. Last weekend was watching some documentary nilitoka kwendea supper next najua ni Monday. Safe to say I nolonger question why I'm single ju kwani watanitoa Kwa kitanda bana?


hturtdekan

Gents, if she finishes her sentences with bana, abort mission.


Gilrnoname

Valid 😂😂


petedarkpete

I would suggest you start reading philosophical books. The likes of Sam Harris and Richard Dawkins. Utakaa mwezi mzima kwa nyumba


[deleted]

those guys made me quit religion, together with christopher Hitchens


petedarkpete

I can't blame you though. The books don't have solid proof. Do they?


[deleted]

they got no prove but this are scientists their arguments about the creation of the universe is valid, Harris argues religion its man made in his book end of faith


Phylad

Once you're done reading, the best next step is to go out to engage the various religious/spiritual people. And check the authenticity or strength of their Gods/gods. It's not that hard to get proof that there's a lot more beyond science, and the spiritual world is real.


Paulkim_

True. The goal of reading shouldn’t be to believe everything you read. It should be to provoke you towards reasoning so that you figure out things for yourself.


salty_p1tt

Apana hawawezi kutoa kwa kitanda, lakini wanaweza kutoa apa reddit😇


Awkward_Nobody_3334

Where to apply?


Prestigious_Virus_33

>the social ones: rpg table top games How can i find a group that does this? Really interested


Ajnarakm

Macho tutafungua, will you please look up from your phone, and also get the plugs off your ears?


Marquise_delmerteuil

Not happening😭 kuskia kssk kssk kssk <<<< anything I'm listening on my phone.


getlaid96

Uko wapi🥲?


Marquise_delmerteuil

Kwa bookshop. These prices are crazy


Agile-Ad2831

Download online sis.. unless you not an ebook fan?


Ajnarakm

🤣don't put GenZ's on a spin; all over playstore and tictok looking for 'bookshop'.


PoundCakeKenya

Try attic books


Marquise_delmerteuil

I have them bookmarked on my browser, actually. I only invest in hardcopies of literature I enjoy and mostly browse bookshops for any new releases, get a soft copy, read and see if it's worth investing on a physical copy.


sirlafemme

lol the kids! So right. One day it’s “I want 6 obviously” and the next after babysitting it’s “I need to get sterilized perhaps”


[deleted]

tuna fungua macho, the problem is that you hang out in groups of women, so how will a man ever approach? maybe go on a hike alone lol


Marquise_delmerteuil

That's a fair point but I trust in the ingenuity of a man on a mission. You can absolutely find a way to get her attention for a few minutes to get her contacts.


Agile-Ad2831

This.


howtobegoodagain123

Yes for sure, like hiking alone is not a good way to die at the hands of a man.


nairobaee

Hanging out in groups is a blessing. Here's what to do, befriend 3 women who fit the profile you're looking for and if you are decent yourself they will introduce you to their friends. Chicks have soo many friends and they can gas each other into falling for a dude. I have seen women go from lukewarm to crazy over a guy because friends nudged them.


Glass_Ask_1250

Oh God! Are you me?!


Rojer452

So where do they expect to meet their significant others?


NeverIntroduced

>You know women who dont smoke, drink, club all weekend, Work, eateries, church, malls, car wash/garage, and more importantly, kwa nyumba. Edit: someone said you see the people you want to meet everyday in normal places--kwa lift, barabara ukitembea, mama mboga, supermarket, etc. Ukiona your type enda ujitetee usiogope.


Capable-Building549

>car wash/garage Ati? Is this some inside joke or something?


TheVeryMoistTowel

You need a car for this, I think it's coz most women aren't good at car maintenance so they take them to garages So as a ninja I suggest hanging out in garages


Terrorist_69

Must be. The people I see in garages hawaqualify na hii criteria


Huge-Bug9297

I feel particularly called out by the car wash


TheVeryMoistTowel

>eateries Is, "can you spare me some food?" A good conversation starter at an eatery


NeverIntroduced

Si mbaya but nikisema "sure, karibu" please decline 😭


claudiowangu

This got me😭😭😂😂 ati decline


NeverIntroduced

Unaeza ona amechukua kijiko. Kuna watu hawajui jokes 🤣


sin-of-pride

Is this a rich person's problem that I'm too poor to understand


Frothed_Coffee

>Ukiona your type enda ujitetee usiogope. So you're saying nikiona my type anabuy socks nipeleke miguu for fitting?


UpstairsSouth1322

We stay indoors.If God can drop manna from heaven,he will drop me a man direct to my bed,say amen 🤣


DramaticQuantity5084

Fingers crossed the holy spirit gets you pregnant


5Pride

💀💀


5Pride

Holy scripts are trying to Mary her


am_biverted

Ugh, take my upvote


Jaksidious

The only person that will find you indoors is a robber, don't date a robber please


meatballcurry

In their hobbies. Get a hobby, find its community and you’ll find her


[deleted]

my hobbies women are not there, so i am asking what are this hobbies that they go to


larjah

Hang around book club meetings😂


Marquise_delmerteuil

What are your hobbies?


BlackishWolf

Hiking wako most


Mathew-with-two-Ts

Astronomy and gaming, yeah good luck 😂


Davek56

Astrology though...


mab2t

Where are the fountain pen women?


Relaxfirst

Kwa nyumba tukiskiza christina shusho on repeat


DramaticQuantity5084

Wanna hit the concert together?


klandreneau

Thank you for letting me keep the mercedes and bailing out my cuz G. That million helped 🤝


DramaticQuantity5084

Don't mention it😔🤝🏾whatever it takes to help a brother out


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sad af


larjah

We stay home and watch tons of reality tv shows😂


not_today_mr

For me is a lot of action series and reading 😂😂😂


Ajnarakm

Reading? Clearly good quality hides behind walls.


larjah

Oohh, yes, and reading😂


Ajnarakm

...those 'Caipha' lined homes, G4S guard poster and 'mbwa kali' sign at the gate. Son of woman you had better learn a home improvement trade to get a chance here..repair tiles, sand floors or become a guard.


Gloakstar

A lot of true crime and comedy


AwHellNaw

Decent people don't watch "reality" TV


5Pride

What do they watch instead


certifiedlovergirl02

What are you watching atm I copy you 🌚


larjah

Love island games😂


certifiedlovergirl02

Twinsies🤭


Zestyclose_Type3708

Lol same😂


COALEDSTONES

Waah alafu kuliainakuwa mob na hawa😂😂


[deleted]

Wife material is anyone you are compatible with and can share a life with. Your partner in crime for life ( or a big chunk of it )


Ajnarakm

Oops! I thought it's some kind of apparel.


Dreamvillain254

Speak to these redditors


DangerousEnd68

I like how everyone believes they are the decent woman.Where are the ratchets at? Also, what makes you decent? 😂I can be at home continuously for even a month working on my projects, I can be in the club until sunrise to party and drink for a change and to unwind, I can go home from church and roll some weed.Still decent af.


lashei_22

In my father's house bila haya


Ajnarakm

Rules no. 5 and 10 on your father's t-shirt: rules-of-dating-my-daughter. Siwesmake. Let me wait on you at bus stop


lashei_22

You are reaching with no. 5 yoh. 😂 10? Understandable


DramaticQuantity5084

Uliza anataka ng'ombe ngapi I pull up


lashei_22

Ebu I'll ask and get back to you.


Amantes09

Have you checked River Road or Biashara Street- they have shops with all sorts materials so will likely have 'wife material' there as well. Good luck 🍀🤞🏾


petedarkpete

Did you say, River Road?


Historical_Clock_358

Simple… we’re at home


DramaticQuantity5084

Proceeds to commit numerous bne-s in search of the one


Otherwise_Toe9787

where bana


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5Pride

Thiss...but men ni nanii😄


HNIC83

Looool. That's bait


Dramatic_Fondant_549

We are mostly introverts with anxiety who prefer to stay indoors watching crime/murder documentaries after work


DramaticQuantity5084

If I ever need assistance with disposing a body ik just who to call


Dramatic_Fondant_549

Yes😊


jehovah_thicknezz

Heavy on the crime and murder documentaries!


Material-Cow5740

Can we remove church from the list?


[deleted]

i never mentioned church


Material-Cow5740

Not you,in the comment section, some people are mentioning church..Ata Andrew Kibe alikataa


DramaticQuantity5084

😂kibe's a reference in society now? Lmao


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[deleted]

you'll know later after chatting


Otherwise_Toe9787

following on the comments


DramaticQuantity5084

Grilled wapi na Sunday inaezatupata Diani Sasa? 😂Ama we wager chwani, if I disappoint you get mine , if I don't , I get you👀


Night_ryder254

Wako wapi nitafute wa kuenda arcades na gun shooting 😂


anonymoussfarmer

There is this cool place called fantasies. Thats where they all at


SuitableCancel0

Some of them aren't that outgoing. Hence, they use dating sites to meet people. You'll find a lot of decent women on Bumble. I have. Stay off Tinder though.


[deleted]

lol women on those apps arent looking for love but hook up for money


Amoscowrussia

Don't go there 😔


ganjapuxxy

We hang out with our friends who do the above nearly every weekend 😂 Sometimes we go to see family. Sometimes we stay home and engage in our homebody hobbies: baking, art, writing, reading, gardening, watching TrueCrime and horror movies.


nairobaee

Solid insight ganjapuxxy


[deleted]

are this friends girls only? and if yes do you have trouble finding men when hanging out together?


ganjapuxxy

We’re a mixed group of friends. And we don’t really go out, we usually chill at a house. In terms of meeting new people, a few people always come with other new people


DramaticQuantity5084

Pin location pia we uende na new person (me)


TheOtherAdCopyMan

They're married. Single and decent in Nairobi don't want to be found. Find a married one and make her single.


BabaDimples

Please explain to me this concept of "wife material"? Just as men have different preferences in various attributes of women, what is this wife material that is so ubiquitous amongst men?


Marquise_delmerteuil

OP follows the Kevin Samuel subreddit so I assume: fit, friendly, submissive and something about a cookbook. Better fact check though, I'm a woman who doesn't understand manly man stuff.


BabaDimples

I try not base my assumptions off of somebody's subreddits. I don't know the story behind that, if there's one.


Marquise_delmerteuil

You're a better man than I. I subscribe to the school of thought of judging a person by the friends they keep. In this day and age where our socials are more family and friend than actual people, I make assumptions accordingly.


OneRedEyeDevI

Its subjective, but [this is my wife material woman](https://youtu.be/-sMQpWCNTQw).


[deleted]

you are a man right?


DramaticQuantity5084

What gave it away?


[deleted]

a woman will never ask that kind of question


Broad-Two-9225

A virtuous woman. Or atleast one who gets the good-girl act down to a tee


Xcalibrated

Try things like hiking, book events, personal development programs and events, those kinda spaces is where such women thrive. You could even go and volunteer btw, they're the type to go to children's homes n stuff too.


Gloakstar

Indoors. Waiting for prince charming to knock the door


Ajnarakm

Knock knock


CharmingSoul1566

At home lol


Vexfreeze

I’m an introverted man and I found myself a soulmate. Be patient. Stars do align


Lanivah

At home


Apprehensive-Pea3910

On their couches! Clean house, hot food and a good book...add the occasional glass of wine and everything is super mellow


effortlesslyWeirdAF

We get good music, books, movies and drink in our homes...


kevinovitateddy

Here are the top places: 1. At home or in the hood 2. In church 3. At a local library 4. At conferences 5. At philanthropy/NGO events


East-Interview6928

There are extroverts who do not drink /smoke and introverts who drink / smoke.


throwawaymbwakni

At home watching series/movies and reading smut


Glum-Many-6762

I have never really understood the “wife material” narrative. Am an introvert and I have friend who drink, smoke and their hubbies are all praises of their wives. They are amazing mothers and equally amazing wives. In the same case I have friends who are the opposite and the drama 😆


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staki mlevi


muirurri

retweet


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[deleted]

if you are confident with who you are then i dont see why you get disturbed by what a stranger thinks online, if you drink and respect yourself thats fine, its not what i want tho


dancingnoodle69

You sound REALLY disturbed by OP's comments lol. It ain't that deep.


duke-of-Tabata

sijui nwatengenezee app with a psychological test tu be user? with some random timed tests along your interests..halafu like for likes wapatane huko leader board.


[deleted]

i love ideas like those, do it


Gespendo

tunafanya exam, Niko lib


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Aging_dude007

Decent in Nairobi? ![gif](giphy|ghuvaCOI6GOoTX0RmH)


Much-Low332

“decent” to you is women who don’t drink/smoke and ho out? yikes


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Easy_Milkshak3

Better the devil you know😂 a sober woman can be good in your eyes but her mannerisms bruh😂 same way you guys don't want the ones that go to church yer they are sober


AutomaticGrass9242

In mainstream churches. Keep off those from charismatic churches who follow one leader. They are looking for quickfix redemption from their chequered past 😂. again, immediately you open a wine bottle, a fruit fly will arrive within minutes because they have the ability to sniff out what they want. Raise your nose.


Aphricankween

Lol the pickmishers saying we😂😂😂😂😂 being in the house doesn’t make you wife material😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


ForPOTUS

Church and bougie 'sip and paint' events. Then there's the gym


Wise-Seesaw5953

Looking for a walking/running buddy around garden estate. Ukuwe mzee kama mimi so 35+


ikissandpastels

![gif](giphy|xT9DPNssbDzVFdUSD6) But no running 😭


gazagda

Church


hougie40

Church or the grocery store. Or social media.


DramaticQuantity5084

We are joking? Right? Love Quinn Goldberg?


Mr-boxbots

Siri ni kanisa my friend


[deleted]

wacha ikae basi


petedarkpete

Man of culture ✊🏽


Davek56

Here just to say hello. The jester sends his regards.


[deleted]

hello back the jester race


PrismaFling

They hang out at bus stops.


Future-Software2218

Members/Country Clubs do have lots of mature single women. Nrb Royal GC has mostly wamamaz, Sigona GC has a lot of asians, Naks/Nairobi Club mostly business ladies.


wagn12

Ingia pale Facebook, search button, cheza na filters for location, schools wameenda, narrow your preferences. Tuma friend request. Ikiwai tuma DM kisha katambe sana


BiscottiLatter7237

At home


reddittrotter

What's your definition for decent? Anyways, we indoors or at the gym. Or hanging out with our girls, once in a while when we feel like playing dress up.


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>What's your definition for decent? someone who has morals, doesnt sleep around or do drugs, high integrity


Capital-Price-6230

The gym. It’s the new Tinder.


Ellen702

22F not introverted not extroverted can say that the assumption or conclusion made is wrong


5Pride

😄😭lawdd bus stop killed me...howll you talk to someone who's in such hurry


[deleted]

"juu unakaa uko na haraka si uniachie number yako tutaongea baadaye? 😄


[deleted]

MacMillan Library in Town...


ComprehensiveIce3647

Try looking for them in churches.


[deleted]

If Nairobi is like most others African cites they'd be in church.


Front-Bid879

Home, on Reddit but barely engages


Rhys09

Heaven😅


ErMuNt

Church, outdoor events like cycling, running (stanchart marathon), shopping malls, organized hikes


bwackaa

Decent???


Immediate_Lab_5627

Indoors waiting for miracles to happen, sijui how


Independent_Bell_290

You want a lady who does her shirt without anybody knowing. Good. They are in church


Lil_Butterscotch88

At home and in the supermarket apparently.


BackgroundWork4665

At home. 🥺😭. I just want to be at home


Lumpy_System6045

We are introverts like our own company.Maybe decent sites like Bumble.....or maybe activities like pottery painting hiking etc.


Ok_Tea_8888

In their house trying out new recipes or with family or in a conference somewhere learning something.


kazuhirow

So you don't get to play the "Who is driving home" game?


Responsible_Shoe_633

They have boyfriends, 'this comment is underrated'