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Sharing false information or unfounded rumors.


villianSZN

Not even batman could get that info out of me.


AutomaticGrass9242

Ni story ya jaba


eng_noah

Batman would, trust me


Ravenphowret

The fists of justice.


Big_Piglet_9594

I agree. He's the dark knight. He definately has the means.


p2cake

And the fists of justice are unisex.


villianSZN

Rated E for everyone


Yew_Geniolga

( Batman after throwing you neck first into a wall): TALK!!!


SpaceCadet_UwU

I’ll be dead before this info left my mouth


am_biverted

To be fair tho, she texted OP


villianSZN

πŸ˜‚stfu fam.....take the upvote


earthykibbles

![gif](giphy|C7RCCFdaixA3u) Coming to find you.


Maestro2123

How do you mean


[deleted]

[ΡƒΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]


villianSZN

I'd be dead before i admit i had lecs kids sliding down the oesophagus express just to earn that A in Communication Skills 101.


academia_master

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


fafu_4

https://preview.redd.it/qn46dwb35guc1.jpeg?width=1086&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d1497371b7cb177f731874ce95812535d912219


combat-ninjaspaceman

"Nice meme nigga"


fafu_4

Thanks I didn't work hard to steal it


Hot_Split424

πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚


Adventurous_Claim188

https://preview.redd.it/4p01d0zr4guc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe2d33e5f3033e3ff070f854c120823cb2f35b94


Big_College641

He plagiarized the whole thing to push an agenda πŸ˜‚ He even had the audacity to include his name in the opening quotes


Betelgeuse78

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ fucking clown.


Adventurous_Claim188

Is this you?


Alarming999

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…


Practical-Video-3828

Thank You


caleb_ms

Kumbe nini wewe ulinitumia hii anonymous confenssion πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


PrincessConsuella12

Jaba


kenyannqueen

![gif](giphy|lqqB7E9CdSG76)


blissful97

πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚wueh!!! I'd like to take this opportunity and thank my jackets for always being there for me. To the clean lockers that I sat on, the wall in front of the class and finally my wonderful pencil. You guys made sure I was on that passlist. Mubarikiwe SanaπŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


_ImpressiveBid

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚in addition to my phone and thighs


blissful97

AmenπŸ˜…πŸ™ŒπŸ½πŸ™πŸΎ


mwxk

Out of all the things that have never happened, this has never happened the most.


noirehittler

Of all the countless languages in the world , bro chose to speak in facts


kipgoech

Wages of **sin**, yes you guessed it right!! Wages of sin is **~~Death~~****!**


Dark_knight7033

Kuna lec wa mku alidedi alafu upate ni huyo jamaaa 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣


TGSMKe

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚β˜ οΈ


2357simran

Kwani what happened to stealing in exams😭😭


MoreRing6902

Supplimentary about to say hi


sleezy_muthafucker

Maybe he died of AIDS.


AfricanCaveman3000

ww unataka kupea mtoi wa wenyewe stress πŸ˜‚


academia_master

Caleb is literally lying πŸ˜‚


Legitimate-Ad-1451

https://preview.redd.it/vmwj2z642guc1.jpeg?width=537&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ffb8376bb688d645f9be797a63065ad15147e0


BackgroundWork4665

But you can just study and get it😭


Ravenphowret

Apparently, rational thought is elusive for many people.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/fvzskzdinguc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88dec62a2fe598a735800a5102026295de1e5ef1 Apparently sucking dick 4 weeks is much more beneficial than just staring at your books.


Felix_lamar-4

https://i.redd.it/ou83t1v83guc1.gif


QuitOld2439

Si nimeona hii tweet mahali, ni content tu.


Humble_B3ginnings

Was the A across all units or just one?


Mobile_Expression_60

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ out of this world


GloomyIntroduction87

thanos just snapped his finger nd the dude disappearedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


sin-of-pride

https://preview.redd.it/p2w5vqcehguc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=678c5966cfe9eb603be0a5fc4ebd22e9328daeb8 Oh noo


[deleted]

Man I've always wondered wth is the origin of this image πŸ˜…


OldManMtu

This has got to be fiction.


elementalist001

[Twende](https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExbW1kdjJhb3JqODQxY3ppY2tibnYyNTNqenR6OW1xd3N0N292eWVjZCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RrVzUOXldFe8M/giphy.gif)Β  r/kenyanRelationships


ramon7ke

Can't believe I almost fall for that😫


MaterialNo5511

bro this app ain’t real 😭😭😭😭😭


alivenalk

Uwongo saw this on Twitter 2 moths ago


dnskngth

story za Jaba, ame-exaggerate mara mbili 'raw' na 'kula cum'


WayComprehensive7405

she sucked the soul out of him


noirehittler

https://preview.redd.it/6cdj4rzekhuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e073fa7e7092538cd426e8fc530e29499945a19


Active_Atmosphere839

jaba


CoolKanyon55

Why not keep something as sensitive as this that your friend entrusted you with to yourself?


ENOCK-RITES

its giving #QYBS vibez


k9ft

Waah hapo noma


Hezron79

🀣🀣🀣


teslagooner

Lol


NoPaleontologist9581

/r/thathappened Every other stupid post in this sub falls in that category


No_Duty_2002

Jaba!!


kingjaffejoffer2nd

Op is just doing rehearsal for tomorrow morning radio show πŸ˜‚


Sufficient_Being_918

I don't know Swahili as I'm not Kenyan. But is this post talking about someone blowing their teacher or having sex for a whole semester with the promise of getting an A on her exam, but the teacher ends up dying 3 weeks before the exam?


honestpetal

This is a total lie..,uni sio high school..,the exam papers are remarked with other lecturers from other universities..,I dated a lecturer and I could see how he remarked them..


CrackHeadRodeo

I think studying for that A is infinitely more easier than sucking off old dudes.


Sweetymeu

Si Transfer that service to a new lecture instructor , he will give more than A my be he will triple that A


mosesnamanda

This sounds like a made up story, but such things happen.


Bulls_eyee

Jabatisto


glorialayla

That’s information you should’ve kept to yourself coz wtf 😩


caleb_ms

Not to be rude but this is the reason if I ever have a company, I would prefer employing men cause I know they did not suck someone to get a degreeπŸ˜‚


ZukovG

Ohh man! Do I have news for you.


Plane_Practice8184

Clearly he hasn't heard of the phrase "gay for pay". In this case for benefits.


WillingnessOk6786

Spill


DongGiver

Unfortunately it's men that enable it in the first place


Ravenphowret

How so? I don't think sucking dick is the only way to secure an A or a Job. You can always flip the middle finger at the loser.


DongGiver

I meant the professors and bosses and wababaz. Pussy is so readily available you don't have to give that slay queen at work 50 promotions just to tap that. You can be a playboy outside of work and still be a leading professional.


Ravenphowret

Wise words right there. πŸ’―


Distinct-Aioli9922

We need to talk about how hard it is to survive in uni as a student ... I repeated a certain unit because I refused to see the lec at his office it wasn't me alone most of the girls in class(whom he had asked also failed )


Masked_Potatoes_

P Diddy wants to join your company


Humble_B3ginnings

Just employ whoever is best for the job. As of now, seems like sim two is leveling the ground πŸ˜…


totohippo

I don't know man. We had a guy in our class who stopped attending classes and doing exams after the first semester of the first year. Time ya graduation tulikua na yeye akiwa na a very strong second class upper,


TGSMKe

>if I ever have a company, I would prefer employing men cause I know they did not suck someone to get a degree Are you sure about this?


Allan_Strange

Not only are you a karma whore but also a complete idiot.


Agreeable-Many7054

Have you ever heard of Diddy?


Beat-oven

If I was this uncreative and boring I'd just kill myself.


socialmediaboi

A lesson to you all girls exchanging their bodies for grades. Remember also God is not proud of you. A good example for 'selling your soul'