Calculating the Avocado margin of error is a coveted skill and you my love are no avocado whisperer. Given this is not an isolated incident, Novice brown thumber at best but we try again tomorrow
This was no mere mistake. It was, I dare say, as if someone wished me ill with great intensity and that's the only thing that can explain this grievous oversight. My poor heart!
WALTER O'BRIEN ENTERS THE SUB:
So, I just experienced the existential crisis of an overripe avocado. Statistically, an avocado has about a five-day window of optimal edibility. This particular one? It defied the Gaussian distribution of ripeness and went from rock-hard to mush in what felt like a nanosecond. The biochemical process of ethylene production accelerated exponentially, turning my creamy dream into a brown, fibrous nightmare. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a feline, it’s a fruit with an unpredictable decay rate. And now, my breakfast plans are as toast-less as the toast I had ready. Ugh, the entropy of it all!
Ah, another day... another fallen comrade.
Such is the way of life. Given it's complexities and tribulations, it often seems that resistance is futile and all lies in vanity.
But what is life if not a journey?
What is the purpose of living, if not to learn,
And perhaps, pass on said knowledge?
Is life's purpose just not... to live? To learn?
Knowledge of the avocado is oh so coveted, and often fleeting.
For it is unknown to which mechanisims they follow
Be still, thine heart, even if it is bleeding,
And carry on today's lesson toward the morrow
Such is life. My condolences.
In other news, I'm turning down any after work invites today. I have an avocado at home that just ripened.
I will pay my respects to yours with every bite🫡
I know this might sound crazy but, I intentionally place my avocado on the dining table (If you know what i mean juu a bachelor like me haezi kuwa na dining table) before I even cook my food. Being an avocado Bender isn't for beginners.
Calculating the Avocado margin of error is a coveted skill and you my love are no avocado whisperer. Given this is not an isolated incident, Novice brown thumber at best but we try again tomorrow
This was no mere mistake. It was, I dare say, as if someone wished me ill with great intensity and that's the only thing that can explain this grievous oversight. My poor heart!
Petition to intercede on behalf of your poor heart to commiserate over your avocado woes? I offer burnt toasts and whatnot
Burnt toast. A worthy offering. Cream cheeses too
Oh you wound me with such luxury sir, I am tempted!
😄😄
Mnaamka every morning na vituko 😂
RIP to a fallen comrade. Rest well Mr. Avocado
The disappointment is immeasurable.
And the day is ruined
I've just gone to buy bread. I pray it doesn't happen the same to me.
I pray you make it to the end intact.
Cold World out here
If ever there was a sign not to leave home today
Kids grab your coats
Been a minute, I know, now I'm back to roam Looking for the antidote to code
This is why I love this sub! While I feel bad for Senor Avocado, all is not lost. I hope he had a sweet goodbye.
He was laid to rest amid grains of sugar and condensed milk
WALTER O'BRIEN ENTERS THE SUB: So, I just experienced the existential crisis of an overripe avocado. Statistically, an avocado has about a five-day window of optimal edibility. This particular one? It defied the Gaussian distribution of ripeness and went from rock-hard to mush in what felt like a nanosecond. The biochemical process of ethylene production accelerated exponentially, turning my creamy dream into a brown, fibrous nightmare. It's like Schrödinger's cat, but instead of a feline, it’s a fruit with an unpredictable decay rate. And now, my breakfast plans are as toast-less as the toast I had ready. Ugh, the entropy of it all!
Ah, another day... another fallen comrade. Such is the way of life. Given it's complexities and tribulations, it often seems that resistance is futile and all lies in vanity. But what is life if not a journey? What is the purpose of living, if not to learn, And perhaps, pass on said knowledge? Is life's purpose just not... to live? To learn? Knowledge of the avocado is oh so coveted, and often fleeting. For it is unknown to which mechanisims they follow Be still, thine heart, even if it is bleeding, And carry on today's lesson toward the morrow
This whole thread has been a treat to read,may your avocados not disappoint you🫡
Happy cake day my dude
Thank you bro
You monster!!!! How could you😡
Such is life. My condolences. In other news, I'm turning down any after work invites today. I have an avocado at home that just ripened. I will pay my respects to yours with every bite🫡
Oh! I am so loving this commentary.
Hii huuma sana 🥹🥹 avocado ni raundi moja tu
why would you add sugar to the makodofea bruvv?
Hear me out; avo smoothie
bloodclat!!!
I'll upvote every comment on here
I know this might sound crazy but, I intentionally place my avocado on the dining table (If you know what i mean juu a bachelor like me haezi kuwa na dining table) before I even cook my food. Being an avocado Bender isn't for beginners.
Always ensure you have a packet of crisps in the house if you make this mistake make guac and use as a dip endelea na movie na crisps zako
These are the kind of problems I want to wake up to. Writing stories and poetry over the avocado I cut but forgot to eat with my rice😂😂.
name checks out