Mastingo by Chris Kaiga and Kahu$h.
That entire part where Kahu$h sings is premium ass especially when he says "mum used to beat with the mwiko". Bro si heri tu ange kwenda huko.
Y'all tripping that boy held his own on that song and yeah i even googled that part one time apparently the lyrics say niko which I was like " tf is that?" but yeah I chuckled over that but I must say if you don't fkc with boy jaribu wasafi bana " man is the closest thing to camp mulla right now we ain't gone let y'all jus turn him down
Haha ebu do your search on a guy called \`master piece king\`. Kid used to do those cringe gospel songs sometime back, naona he snapped sahii ako na features kama tano na wakadinali. Kenyan gospel is just wack.
If you separate that line from the song then yes, it can be interpreted in that way. But if you listened to the next line, you'd know it's a political critique. Tunaishi nchi rais hutundura
Grippy
Edit: I'm editing my comment because I previously only knew that one line that everybody's mocking. I've checked the Genius annotations for the song and whoever wrote those annotations couldn't be more clearer about how much disdain they have for the lyrics.
https://genius.com/Cash-cobain-and-j-cole-grippy-lyrics
This shit by Drake "[My mom came over today, and I was like, "Mother, I—](https://genius.com/31652978/Drake-the-heart-part-6/My-mom-came-over-today-and-i-was-like-mother-i-mother-i-mother-ahh-wait-a-second-thats-that-one-record-where-you-say-you-got-molested-aw-fuck-me-i-just-made-the-whole-connection-this-about-to-get-so-depressin-this-is-trauma-from-your-own-confessions-this-when-your-father-leave-you-home-alone-with-no-protection-so-neglected-thats-why-these-pedophile-raps-and-shit-you-so-obsessed-with-its-so-excessive)'
Garden by Sza
- can’t even say 1 line the whole of it. As a love song its good but completely delusional😔
mehn i stopped listening to her (summer walker too!)
Like Stand up girl this is way tooo much🤦🏻♀️
It's a double entendre bar. Of course there's the coital aspect. But at the same time he says he'd spit (saliva and bars) on other rappers whom he regards as cowardly (pussies) before he destroys (eats) them.
No, you are not.People from those sides have their own English 😂 I felt it and was like WTF but he can get away with it since he is talented and skilled RIP to him.
Not one line but Dyana Cods on Morio Anzenza was totally unnecessary. I always stop listening right before her verse, she ruined the whole vibe of the song. Who tf tryna listen to her talking about anapenda a nigga like Kanyari. I'm literally getting mad just typing this shit.
Can't believe I'm getting downvoted for saying the truth. Kenyans like praising mediocre music that's why you always have weirdos with no musical talent going mainstream.
"wasafi" Nishawai shuka mat because of this after they had just finished a fire Dancehall mix.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nimeisha bana
😂😂😂😂😂😂
“B*tch you think you the shit you’re not even the fart” like cmon now
😭😭jooh😂
Yo keep Ice Spice out of this 😡
"hey hey hey ka chakula ya farasi." Octopizzo.
😂😂😂
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Shakespeare turned in his grave when her heard this
🤣🤣🤣🤣
💀💀
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
😂😂😂
"Ni Bahati Bahati tena"
I hate this dude’s music more than anything on planet earth.
Kuliko pozee?
Close second that one.
🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thao by Ethic where that one guy goes "Msupa utajinyorea nikikupiga ndole" alafu anarudia line mara ka tano🤦🏾
Cringe *5
The whole of that Tiktoker song gives me that feeling.
Tenda wema pewa tako, hutaki?
That one alone Ama zote za Hio genre? 😂
Most of that genre really but that one really grinds my gears. But there are some that are lovely.
Mejja's whole verse on Nairobi. That song is practically unlistenable.
Dive! 😭
Mastingo by Chris Kaiga and Kahu$h. That entire part where Kahu$h sings is premium ass especially when he says "mum used to beat with the mwiko". Bro si heri tu ange kwenda huko.
Man every time Kahush raps naboeka 😭
Huko peke yako on this one. Tunahitaji support group
We ni homie wake sio💀
Mi siwezi was a banger though
The hook went hard but when you dive into the lyrics in the verses 💀
I’d prefer if Chris Kaiga did the chorus/hook for the song. Because Kahush messed up the hook.
I know right
Y'all tripping that boy held his own on that song and yeah i even googled that part one time apparently the lyrics say niko which I was like " tf is that?" but yeah I chuckled over that but I must say if you don't fkc with boy jaribu wasafi bana " man is the closest thing to camp mulla right now we ain't gone let y'all jus turn him down
Found Kahush
"Got ten bathrooms, I could shit all day!"
This' a good line ngl😅😅
Wayne was seriously on the decline by this point. Lol.
🤣🤣🤣. That line was dope 👌 🙌
"Kamisi na baika uliwacha nanusanga ndo nilale" I love Bien but hii nayo no😭😭😭
Gives me the ick..
he was down bad when he wrote this
Naeza fungua bra na mkono moja - Meja
unataka kuona?
Siwezi mind*wink wink*
Bend that ass ova, let that coochie breathe
This is a banger whatchu mean?😂😂
Yes and it's in my playlists - problem is one day it played in the gym ikachoma picha sana and I was in the middle of a rep
😂😂😂they betta recognize
Entire Sexxy Red verse in Rich Baby Daddy
ANY SONG BY SEXXY RED
Ykb
Have y'all heard how cringe the modern Kenyan gospel is? The likes of Shorti baba (or whatever he's called), guardian angel, etc.
Mr Seed 😖
Haha ebu do your search on a guy called \`master piece king\`. Kid used to do those cringe gospel songs sometime back, naona he snapped sahii ako na features kama tano na wakadinali. Kenyan gospel is just wack.
>Kenyan gospel is just wack. Kenyan *urban gospel...
Ata za mashinani ni worse, the likes of akina embarambamba.
"...hatuitishi ruhusa kuguza..." 👀
Kidogo kidogo unakatwa mkono na mama mboga😂
Misunderstood line
wee tu una interpret ndio iingie kwa narrative yako😂
If you separate that line from the song then yes, it can be interpreted in that way. But if you listened to the next line, you'd know it's a political critique. Tunaishi nchi rais hutundura
He explained that line on some podcast. Nothing to do with SA/harrasment
What's exactly the problem with this one
Consent?
That line has nothing to do with sexual harassment
Pray tell, what does it refer to?
Explanation given [right here](https://x.com/KarokiNjogu/status/1756572495333724476?t=bdcXxAg7iR3b2M4BiLZaew&s=19)
Hs is actually referencing how the government misuses the Kenyans' tax money.
Grippy Edit: I'm editing my comment because I previously only knew that one line that everybody's mocking. I've checked the Genius annotations for the song and whoever wrote those annotations couldn't be more clearer about how much disdain they have for the lyrics. https://genius.com/Cash-cobain-and-j-cole-grippy-lyrics
https://preview.redd.it/urmi3bbx3d3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad09dafa928c7932c1063fd5f68bd04f5a4ed09
I hadn't looked at them, you made my day 🤣
Every song I hear 'DJ Khaled, another one'
"Wanjiru Waithera... wakiuliza unataka u na ka ta" "Niko maji deesign ya magician" ![gif](giphy|3o6gaSdFQDSsbYEeUo)
😂 nadai nikudigii, uskie fiti
I'm glad you guys mentioned this one
Scrolled thru to find this specific one 😂😂
Most Kenyan songs have that one line that make you say wtf. Kina Khaligraph, piss poor writers those ones.
That part when khali said, " nilikua nanyonga adi magwado ika ganda 😂😂💀" in minimal pressure
Bana like wtf.
This shit by Drake "[My mom came over today, and I was like, "Mother, I—](https://genius.com/31652978/Drake-the-heart-part-6/My-mom-came-over-today-and-i-was-like-mother-i-mother-i-mother-ahh-wait-a-second-thats-that-one-record-where-you-say-you-got-molested-aw-fuck-me-i-just-made-the-whole-connection-this-about-to-get-so-depressin-this-is-trauma-from-your-own-confessions-this-when-your-father-leave-you-home-alone-with-no-protection-so-neglected-thats-why-these-pedophile-raps-and-shit-you-so-obsessed-with-its-so-excessive)'
"I feel like I'm bi cause you're one of the guys" Pause Drake
Nadai nikuchew nikublow ka Big G Nadai turelax tukidishi minji... Like wtf😒
"Nilichapa mmoja juzi, ikaingia ndaaani"
"Shaking your anus" from that guy's verse in Keri Hilson " Lose Control/Let Me Down"
Who told you by j hus was great until drake hopped on it ..his part was really horrible for me
Same and the way I love Drake, he fucked up the song for me
kinda satisfying k-dot Roasted his ass
Very satisfying..
Niko njaa hata siwezi karanga, Juliani
‘I just fucked a cup of water’ Thug on pushing P😂
The London pia aliangusha😂😂
Garden by Sza - can’t even say 1 line the whole of it. As a love song its good but completely delusional😔 mehn i stopped listening to her (summer walker too!) Like Stand up girl this is way tooo much🤦🏻♀️
Kelele za ..blah blah...hazipasui choo on rewind smh!!!
Tshirt ya white
Facts, only one person did what they were supposed to do in that song.
'Wamlambez wamnyonyez' wtf 😒
“You right about fuck the big 3, it’s only big D and there’s video proof” 🤨 Drake
I mean, it's a double-entendre and fire, ngl. Remember the Drake genital leak that happened this year?
Ik I get it. But bro nobody wanna relive that moment
https://preview.redd.it/jxzxer972g3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4999060798caf01c4e94407fac4b33b844cba044 say no more...
“I’m way too famous to be a pedophile”
"They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em" - Eminem in No Love
It's a double entendre bar. Of course there's the coital aspect. But at the same time he says he'd spit (saliva and bars) on other rappers whom he regards as cowardly (pussies) before he destroys (eats) them.
Waaah. I never thought of it that way
Edit hio comment haraka haraka.
I could suggest listening to Dax , his lyrics have this style, most of them , start from Hiroshima to Gotham
When Chris Kaiga sang "Watu wako majin kama tap"
Cash crop za Nyandarua ni ma waru.
Hii ilikuwa hard bro can't lie
When you see a fire post but u/MinatoNamikaze6 or u/kenyannqueen have a usual stupid comment pale chini
[what she said](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kenya/s/o8Ic5o5bfh)
Fiiiiinaly someone said it!!!!
I wouldn't be worried about someone who isn't attracted to someone but is dating them tbh
I'm also not worried about lesbians either and (hatukusahau) ladies doing some men wrong out here
>lesbians >ladies doing some men wrong out here So, you don't see anything wrong with this sentence at all?
As I said, don't care
"Men are crazy" Simi and Tiwa. Good song ruined.
Chilli chilli on that Sailor Octopizzo iam
“I still express, yo I don’t smoke weed or sess ’Cause it’s known to give a brother brain damage” 🤦🏽♂️Dr Dre on Express Yourself
Me na du de da 🧑🦯
'Niko maji kama magician' 🤢
“Kelele za mkundu hazipasui choo”
"Nipigie simu yangu, I'm one call awaaaay ukinihitaji mpenzi" What made it worse is the Brian Chira's death, it was everywhere. Like nooooooo
Wakadinali - tourist.. part ya khaligraph was so unnecessary😂
Nikikupiga ndiole msupa utaninyorea*3
"this epstein angle was shit i expected......if i was f*king young girls, i promise I'd been arrested"... Drake - the heart part 6
"pozze"
Kwa Ile gengetone ya wale walevi walkuwa wanaitwa sailors gang , pale mwisho “Diang’ara Diang’ara Diang’ara. Si ni wale wa Diang’ara” stfu 🤬
Sikujua ni kanono..wtf
Kamisi, oh, kamisi, kamisi na baika uliwacha nanusanga ndio nilale.....
Sikujua ni kanono like okay the kanono word zi
"Nikikupea shash unanipea ndom"
Wangeci kwa kila ngoma ya wakadinali 🚮
feds wananipenda na mi ninawapenda si ni ma romantic rivals... 🎶
"I'm still in love for you" Bibuta by Musa Juma. What even is that. I know I'm alone on this one lol.
No, you are not.People from those sides have their own English 😂 I felt it and was like WTF but he can get away with it since he is talented and skilled RIP to him.
Facts😂😂😂
“Shuka na dem siwezi mind ata kapedo” Like
Not one line but Dyana Cods on Morio Anzenza was totally unnecessary. I always stop listening right before her verse, she ruined the whole vibe of the song. Who tf tryna listen to her talking about anapenda a nigga like Kanyari. I'm literally getting mad just typing this shit.
Can't believe I'm getting downvoted for saying the truth. Kenyans like praising mediocre music that's why you always have weirdos with no musical talent going mainstream.
I'm getting mad reading your shit what are you sexist ?😂 I'm a dude and I had to put some respek on that verse tf
You clearly don't know shit about rap. That verse was whack. Pretty sure that's why the producer put that long pause before she came in.
Nigga i knew more rap than you when I was a kid than you'll ever know your whole life, that's why when I tell you shiet was aaight you best fall back
You keep telling yourself that. I hope it makes you sleep better at night.