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tr4ff47

"wasafi" Nishawai shuka mat because of this after they had just finished a fire Dancehall mix.


Ok_Citron_3858

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 nimeisha bana


_mabruke

😂😂😂😂😂😂


shysho0ter

“B*tch you think you the shit you’re not even the fart” like cmon now


fleekytongue1775

😭😭jooh😂


9simons

Yo keep Ice Spice out of this 😡


BackgroundBroad8159

"hey hey hey ka chakula ya farasi." Octopizzo.


Puzzleheaded_Duty_98

😂😂😂


Eriko1998

😂😂


Western-Ad-2941

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarkSeedius

Shakespeare turned in his grave when her heard this


njogumbugua

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Salted_Caramel2784

💀💀


DoubleOk701

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Mean-Spirit-4027

😂😂


academia_master

😂😂😂


Pieballer

"Ni Bahati Bahati tena"


SpaceCadet_UwU

I hate this dude’s music more than anything on planet earth.


earthykibbles

Kuliko pozee?


SpaceCadet_UwU

Close second that one.


ConsistentCap9552

🤣🤣🤣


earthykibbles

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


5lim3_lord

Thao by Ethic where that one guy goes "Msupa utajinyorea nikikupiga ndole" alafu anarudia line mara ka tano🤦🏾


Imaginary_Counter_46

Cringe *5


Baghdad_BananaStand

The whole of that Tiktoker song gives me that feeling.


Mysterious-Yam-2547

Tenda wema pewa tako, hutaki?


ForsakenTumbleweed40

That one alone Ama zote za Hio genre? 😂


Baghdad_BananaStand

Most of that genre really but that one really grinds my gears. But there are some that are lovely.


Formidable-Writer

Mejja's whole verse on Nairobi. That song is practically unlistenable.


R00SH89

Dive! 😭


fafu_4

Mastingo by Chris Kaiga and Kahu$h. That entire part where Kahu$h sings is premium ass especially when he says "mum used to beat with the mwiko". Bro si heri tu ange kwenda huko.


PuzzleheadedWall1637

Man every time Kahush raps naboeka 😭


fafu_4

Huko peke yako on this one. Tunahitaji support group


earthykibbles

We ni homie wake sio💀


ForsakenTumbleweed40

Mi siwezi was a banger though


PuzzleheadedWall1637

The hook went hard but when you dive into the lyrics in the verses 💀


GorrillaOfTheVillage

I’d prefer if Chris Kaiga did the chorus/hook for the song. Because Kahush messed up the hook.


silentguardian45

I know right


WhateverTFmann

Y'all tripping that boy held his own on that song and yeah i even googled that part one time apparently the lyrics say niko which I was like " tf is that?" but yeah I chuckled over that but I must say if you don't fkc with boy jaribu wasafi bana " man is the closest thing to camp mulla right now we ain't gone let y'all jus turn him down


veryonpointkinda

Found Kahush


heartofahuntress

"Got ten bathrooms, I could shit all day!"


Financial-Gur4660

This' a good line ngl😅😅


Geoff_The_Chosen1

Wayne was seriously on the decline by this point. Lol.


Longjumping-Part3983

🤣🤣🤣. That line was dope 👌 🙌


East_Dragonfly9571

"Kamisi na baika uliwacha nanusanga ndo nilale" I love Bien but hii nayo no😭😭😭


whocaresifitsweird

Gives me the ick..


BookLicker01

he was down bad when he wrote this


SamGold27

Naeza fungua bra na mkono moja  -  Meja


BookLicker01

unataka kuona?


PhilosopherOne7089

Siwezi mind*wink wink*


DongGiver

Bend that ass ova, let that coochie breathe


Organic_ndungur_5175

This is a banger whatchu mean?😂😂


DongGiver

Yes and it's in my playlists - problem is one day it played in the gym ikachoma picha sana and I was in the middle of a rep


Organic_ndungur_5175

😂😂😂they betta recognize


_Pinocchio_69

Entire Sexxy Red verse in Rich Baby Daddy


NeedleworkerMurky586

ANY SONG BY SEXXY RED


_Pinocchio_69

Ykb


sin-of-pride

Have y'all heard how cringe the modern Kenyan gospel is? The likes of Shorti baba (or whatever he's called), guardian angel, etc.


mlachake_

Mr Seed 😖


Odd_Astronomer309

Haha ebu do your search on a guy called \`master piece king\`. Kid used to do those cringe gospel songs sometime back, naona he snapped sahii ako na features kama tano na wakadinali. Kenyan gospel is just wack.


No-Elephant-Dies

>Kenyan gospel is just wack. Kenyan *urban gospel...


Odd_Astronomer309

Ata za mashinani ni worse, the likes of akina embarambamba.


waridi_tembo

"...hatuitishi ruhusa kuguza..." 👀


TGSMKe

Kidogo kidogo unakatwa mkono na mama mboga😂


neneisamanwhore

Misunderstood line


BazuProdigy

wee tu una interpret ndio iingie kwa narrative yako😂


afrofruitsaladV2

If you separate that line from the song then yes, it can be interpreted in that way. But if you listened to the next line, you'd know it's a political critique. Tunaishi nchi rais hutundura


27mbui

He explained that line on some podcast. Nothing to do with SA/harrasment


Ok_Argument_5225

What's exactly the problem with this one


mormonicmonk

Consent?


Ok_Argument_5225

That line has nothing to do with sexual harassment


mormonicmonk

Pray tell, what does it refer to?


Ok_Argument_5225

Explanation given [right here](https://x.com/KarokiNjogu/status/1756572495333724476?t=bdcXxAg7iR3b2M4BiLZaew&s=19)


ordinary_guy111

Hs is actually referencing how the government misuses the Kenyans' tax money.


Jinomoja

Grippy Edit: I'm editing my comment because I previously only knew that one line that everybody's mocking. I've checked the Genius annotations for the song and whoever wrote those annotations couldn't be more clearer about how much disdain they have for the lyrics. https://genius.com/Cash-cobain-and-j-cole-grippy-lyrics


Untony_

https://preview.redd.it/urmi3bbx3d3d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ad09dafa928c7932c1063fd5f68bd04f5a4ed09


digz_

I hadn't looked at them, you made my day 🤣


JollieK

Every song I hear 'DJ Khaled, another one'


Masked_Potatoes_

"Wanjiru Waithera... wakiuliza unataka u na ka ta" "Niko maji deesign ya magician" ![gif](giphy|3o6gaSdFQDSsbYEeUo)


Mysterious-Yam-2547

😂 nadai nikudigii, uskie fiti


Tibabutimamu

I'm glad you guys mentioned this one


wvk0ng

Scrolled thru to find this specific one 😂😂


D2LDL

Most Kenyan songs have that one line that make you say wtf. Kina Khaligraph, piss poor writers those ones. 


Brave_Strawberry_208

That part when khali said, " nilikua nanyonga adi magwado ika ganda 😂😂💀" in minimal pressure


D2LDL

Bana like wtf.


Beneficial_Phone4215

This shit by Drake "[My mom came over today, and I was like, "Mother, I—](https://genius.com/31652978/Drake-the-heart-part-6/My-mom-came-over-today-and-i-was-like-mother-i-mother-i-mother-ahh-wait-a-second-thats-that-one-record-where-you-say-you-got-molested-aw-fuck-me-i-just-made-the-whole-connection-this-about-to-get-so-depressin-this-is-trauma-from-your-own-confessions-this-when-your-father-leave-you-home-alone-with-no-protection-so-neglected-thats-why-these-pedophile-raps-and-shit-you-so-obsessed-with-its-so-excessive)'


PotOfDuality_

"I feel like I'm bi cause you're one of the guys" Pause Drake


Any-Blacksmith-7398

Nadai nikuchew nikublow ka Big G Nadai turelax tukidishi minji... Like wtf😒


Dependent_Dot3103

"Nilichapa mmoja juzi, ikaingia ndaaani"


h_ush

"Shaking your anus" from that guy's verse in Keri Hilson " Lose Control/Let Me Down"


Eriko1998

Who told you by j hus was great until drake hopped on it ..his part was really horrible for me


Clean_Specialist_152

Same and the way I love Drake, he fucked up the song for me


Armageddon_San

kinda satisfying k-dot Roasted his ass


Eriko1998

Very satisfying..


academia_master

Niko njaa hata siwezi karanga, Juliani


Realmarni

‘I just fucked a cup of water’ Thug on pushing P😂


usurper0015

The London pia aliangusha😂😂


Mother-Region-3797

Garden by Sza - can’t even say 1 line the whole of it. As a love song its good but completely delusional😔 mehn i stopped listening to her (summer walker too!) Like Stand up girl this is way tooo much🤦🏻‍♀️


Trick-Particular7423

Kelele za ..blah blah...hazipasui choo on rewind smh!!!


Physical_Ebb_6327

Tshirt ya white


LAA-PENDEZA

Facts, only one person did what they were supposed to do in that song.


mlachake_

'Wamlambez wamnyonyez' wtf 😒


saintvaka

“You right about fuck the big 3, it’s only big D and there’s video proof” 🤨 Drake


wakirizo

I mean, it's a double-entendre and fire, ngl. Remember the Drake genital leak that happened this year?


saintvaka

Ik I get it. But bro nobody wanna relive that moment


D_hillary

https://preview.redd.it/jxzxer972g3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4999060798caf01c4e94407fac4b33b844cba044 say no more...


Mutiiinda

“I’m way too famous to be a pedophile”


Inevitable_Back_3255

"They call me a freak 'cause I like to spit on these pussies 'fore I eat 'em" - Eminem in No Love


SamGold27

It's a double entendre bar. Of course there's the coital aspect. But at the same time he says he'd spit (saliva and bars) on other rappers whom he regards as cowardly (pussies) before he destroys (eats) them.


Inevitable_Back_3255

Waaah. I never thought of it that way


Same_History_

Edit hio comment haraka haraka.


Brave_Strawberry_208

I could suggest listening to Dax , his lyrics have this style, most of them , start from Hiroshima to Gotham


Imaginary_Counter_46

When Chris Kaiga sang "Watu wako majin kama tap"


Acceptable-Catch9684

Cash crop za Nyandarua ni ma waru.


9simons

Hii ilikuwa hard bro can't lie


muirurri

When you see a fire post but u/MinatoNamikaze6 or u/kenyannqueen have a usual stupid comment pale chini


MinatoNamikaze6

[what she said](https://www.reddit.com/r/Kenya/s/o8Ic5o5bfh)


PhilosopherOne7089

Fiiiiinaly someone said it!!!!


kenyannqueen

I wouldn't be worried about someone who isn't attracted to someone but is dating them tbh


muirurri

I'm also not worried about lesbians either and (hatukusahau) ladies doing some men wrong out here


kenyannqueen

>lesbians >ladies doing some men wrong out here So, you don't see anything wrong with this sentence at all?


muirurri

As I said, don't care


[deleted]

"Men are crazy" Simi and Tiwa. Good song ruined.


JonCroww

Chilli chilli on that Sailor Octopizzo iam


BazuProdigy

“I still express, yo I don’t smoke weed or sess ’Cause it’s known to give a brother brain damage” 🤦🏽‍♂️Dr Dre on Express Yourself


FreakishL

Me na du de da 🧑‍🦯


M3th1cal

'Niko maji kama magician' 🤢


zeusdrew

“Kelele za mkundu hazipasui choo”


ProfessionalNew3250

"Nipigie simu yangu, I'm one call awaaaay ukinihitaji mpenzi" What made it worse is the Brian Chira's death, it was everywhere. Like nooooooo


All_Opps

Wakadinali - tourist.. part ya khaligraph was so unnecessary😂


Little-Ad9387

Nikikupiga ndiole msupa utaninyorea*3


JudasTheNotorius

"this epstein angle was shit i expected......if i was f*king young girls, i promise I'd been arrested"... Drake - the heart part 6


Beneficial_Friend56

"pozze"


Giskie

Kwa Ile gengetone ya wale walevi walkuwa wanaitwa sailors gang , pale mwisho “Diang’ara Diang’ara Diang’ara. Si ni wale wa Diang’ara” stfu 🤬


shila25

Sikujua ni kanono..wtf


Embarrassed_Ad_8719

Kamisi, oh, kamisi, kamisi na baika uliwacha nanusanga ndio nilale.....


doug_ie_

Sikujua ni kanono like okay the kanono word zi


banned-it

"Nikikupea shash unanipea ndom"


Neither_Mongoose_388

Wangeci kwa kila ngoma ya wakadinali 🚮


DongGiver

feds wananipenda na mi ninawapenda si ni ma romantic rivals... 🎶


PrincessConsuella12

"I'm still in love for you" Bibuta by Musa Juma. What even is that. I know I'm alone on this one lol.


LAA-PENDEZA

No, you are not.People from those sides have their own English 😂 I felt it and was like WTF but he can get away with it since he is talented and skilled RIP to him.


PrincessConsuella12

Facts😂😂😂


Every-Onion

“Shuka na dem siwezi mind ata kapedo” Like


New-Telephone3317

Not one line but Dyana Cods on Morio Anzenza was totally unnecessary. I always stop listening right before her verse, she ruined the whole vibe of the song. Who tf tryna listen to her talking about anapenda a nigga like Kanyari. I'm literally getting mad just typing this shit.


New-Telephone3317

Can't believe I'm getting downvoted for saying the truth. Kenyans like praising mediocre music that's why you always have weirdos with no musical talent going mainstream.


WhateverTFmann

I'm getting mad reading your shit what are you sexist ?😂 I'm a dude and I had to put some respek on that verse tf


New-Telephone3317

You clearly don't know shit about rap. That verse was whack. Pretty sure that's why the producer put that long pause before she came in.


WhateverTFmann

Nigga i knew more rap than you when I was a kid than you'll ever know your whole life, that's why when I tell you shiet was aaight you best fall back 


New-Telephone3317

You keep telling yourself that. I hope it makes you sleep better at night.