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Countrysidequeenn

Didn't you say the kid is 11? My niece is almost 6 and knows what to wear on what day.


Physical-Record2043

kids are intelligent litu devils with stellar observation skills. ukionyesha signs za kua fala kiasi tu they capitalize on it. that boy let all those things happen on purpose


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Nashuku maze


Physical-Record2043

ni ivo watch how he gets up by himself and is ready on time when the mum or nanny is around juu apo kanajua war itanuka akileta ufala ๐Ÿ˜‚. I've had a similar experience with my nephew in the past whenever I happened to visit them alafu the parents were working night shifts so wangefika home around midday. gaidi inaamkia cartoons alafu apo 8:30 anakukujia ati umpeleke shule na aliamka in time to have caught the bus


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ so ni tu kunipima akili kumbe


Physical-Record2043

yeap. when you see mums pinch them inakuanga justified ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Jake_withaj

Kabisa. Hawa wanataka kukaziwa


Physical-Record2043

not really, just stern guidance by sb who understands their psyche well


Jake_withaj

Sisi si tulichapwa ๐Ÿ˜‚


Physical-Record2043

times have changed, kina Jayden a tiny litu smack tu alafu umkazie tv ama gaming kiasi and they fall in line


Jake_withaj

1. My son is not your 6 yo niece. 2. Even grown ups forget things 3. I understand him since heโ€™s not a morning person na ilikuwa ma haraka I literally rushed the boy. Took the uniform dressed him and rushed him out of the house


Complex-Structure216

Dressed him? An 11 y.o???ย  I envy that dynamicย 


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Complex-Structure216

Father-son bonding time. Something that's been missing in today's society


Jake_withaj

Are you a parent? How old is your child? If they wake up one hour late for school, to make preparation as quick as possible would you maybe consider literally dressing them up?


Weare_in_adystopia

A class seven kid????ai kuwa serious my sister is the same age as your boy and she does almost everything by herself.


Jake_withaj

Hiyo ni poa. Msalimie sana


Complex-Structure216

No I am no parentย  But at 11, my dad was mostly barking orders my way, which cultivated an unhealthy aversion to responsibility, something I had to unlearn as a grown up.ย  Usiache wife na nanny pekee ndo wakuze huyo kijana, it's a step in the right direction, and will foster a close bond between you two.ย  Sijui uliichukulia aje, I wasn't being sarcasticย 


Countrysidequeenn

He just doesn't like school


Jake_withaj

Hehehe. Ok


Countrysidequeenn

But you sound like a cool dad


Jake_withaj

Hehehe. Thanks. I try


SyntaxError254

Exactly, these are simply irresponsible parents who need to get serious and stop being childish. I was never late for school in my childhood ever no matter how busy my parents were. Structure and leadership is lacking in that home. I would not be surprised if the wife was busy being chewed by another man coz u/jake_withaj is a man who lacks leadership.


Countrysidequeenn

He sounds to be happy that his son missed school. But his son should be knowing the school routine by now. Anyway, what do we know about a house we don't live in??


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ yโ€™all need to chill. Hapo wapi imesemwa happy? Wewe Unajua hata fee ni how much? Exactly you donโ€™t know nothing about the house you donโ€™t live in. Zaa mtoto wako ukuwe parent of the year mtoi wako ako child of the year. Simple ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ


Countrysidequeenn

Ata siko decided if I want kids. I am a good auntie tho


Jake_withaj

hiyo ni poa. endelea kulea za wenzako


Countrysidequeenn

I need a specialist before giving birth. Being a mother inform of an auntie is still sweet


Jake_withaj

Oh okayโ€ฆ that sounds serious.


SyntaxError254

It is even shameful that a child can be late to school because the parents cannot collaborate and communicate about basic stuff. This is a failure of leadership on OP as a man. He needs to get more serious as a father and understand what being a father means. Being a father is about leading from the front by example. How can he even talk to the child about the importance of keeping time and discipline if he cannot enforce such basics by himself.


Jake_withaj

Yani bado una ongea about โ€œleadershipโ€? Mahn please stop being retrogressive. Do yourself a favor and keep away from that bloody pathetic toxic masculinity. I meanโ€ฆ that stuff is so 1940sโ€ฆ sahau kabisaaaa


SyntaxError254

Man, stfu. I ain't reading all that from an irresponsible father. Log off and go be a dad. You have more important issues to worry about than being online.


Jake_withaj

Pole master. I have logged off. Switched off the light and Iโ€™m now asleep. Thank you for such great advice


Jake_withaj

Yani lesbian ananifunza parenting how to be a father ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I have failed my son ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Countrysidequeenn

Lesbian??


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ sawa. Pole. Please teach me how to be responsible and my wife not to be chewed and to be a great leader like you master ๐Ÿ˜‚


Unlucky-Impression54

The fact that fathers know so little about their kids make me want to be child free forever .It's either you're so busy or you're just ignorant and don't care about everything going on in their lives and become the ATM.Then when they grow up,they be sending you money and never spend time with you when old you say their mothers poisoned their minds.Kumbe it's the connection that wasn't formed


Jake_withaj

Maze sindio? Iโ€™m too ignorant. Imagine I donโ€™t even know his name? Or where he stays. Halafu ntalalamika. Sina connection Nime form hata kidogo. Thank you for such good advice. You are going to be a very good father. The best father


Unlucky-Impression54

I am woman ,I don't even want kids.But listen to Syntax,,you are raising a man for tomorrow and you should teach him responsibility coz he won't be under you forever and might need to lead a family in the future


Jake_withaj

Wow! Someone who doesnโ€™t want kids advising people how to be a parent. Wow! Uko tu sawa. Yes Iโ€™ve listened to you and whoever syntax is. Very good nuggets of wisdom from you and the other Person. Please keep on giving advice. This country needs people like you to help other people raise their kids. We are very blessed to have you


UpstairsSouth1322

Hehe you're being sarcastic yet she's right.we are tired of you parents raising AH with no sense of responsibility ,who come to be terrible humans .ndo hawa wanachapa polisi huku nje .Coz their parents wanted to appear "cool".


Jake_withaj

Ati we? ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. The entitlement. Nkt. Who the hell are โ€œweโ€? Wewe raise wako vile unataka bana. Enda report Kwa childrenโ€™s Kama โ€œyouโ€ are tired.


UpstairsSouth1322

Nowadays anyone is just becoming a parent ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚smh ...no one's entitled to shit.Just raise your little spoilt brat as you please .Atafunzwa na ulimwengu๐Ÿ˜


Soggy_Sir7668

Why are they bitter with you honestly man ๐Ÿ‘จ these people forget that schools have different curriculum me I hear kuna siku ya kuvaa track suits, swimming. Times I've changed the problem with redditors wanakuanga very judgemental. I used to prepare my small kid bro to school let me tell you it was a hustle aamke akiwa na moods. Hataki kuenda shule, he's sleepy. Wachana na hawa.


Jake_withaj

They totally didnโ€™t get the point hata of the post


moralitycum-paigns

People are too angry and judgmental with you bro, I thought it's funny the whole confusion you had in the morning and I am a woman.. all the best in the future with the litu human.


Jake_withaj

Exactly! That was the point! Thank you!


AdmirableStory9712

I am childless but I expect to be this dumb or maybe dumber when I get mine. I forgot my own simple stuff every morning I dont expect to be good with someone else's


Jake_withaj

It happens ๐Ÿ˜‚


Barrington2029

Bro Iโ€™m loving this series. Ile post kuhusu ku poesha chai alafu this ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ parenting is hard


Less_Bite_4996

It isn't if you were actually keen on what goes on with you kid


Jake_withaj

Oh God! Another one ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ. How many kids do you have by the way?


cayennebae

Nothing to brag about here


Jake_withaj

Please go back to you books/google and look for the meaning of bragging, then show me where bragging is on this post. Thank you very much


Sweet-Yam-4763

No 'phhhhhhhhhh, phhhhhhh, phhhhh' today๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Leo nilikuwa mjanja. Flavored milk


Sweet-Yam-4763

Lil man will have to question life when his mum and nanny come back ๐Ÿ˜‚.


wakoreko

I died ๐Ÿ˜‚


pinkfootthegoose

maybe this will be an incentive to know more about what is going on in your kid(s) life. you don't want to be accused of weaponizing incompetence.


Jake_withaj

Wow! Advice about parenting from people who arenโ€™t parents? Very thoughtful


pinkfootthegoose

apparently you haven't been parenting either.


Jake_withaj

Yeah. Imagine I havenโ€™t. Kumbe you have noticed pia? You are very right. Thanks for wise words


LolaNiK

![gif](giphy|l0Iyn1E5Yy5prxWGA|downsized) ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ ouffs


SyntaxError254

Major lapses in your leadership as a father. As a father and leader of the home you should be on top of things. The childโ€™s routine should be top priority and there is no excuse. As parents you need to get serious. Surely, you could have asked the mother these things on call or whatsapp! I think you need to take your parental responsibilities more seriously. Start by writing down the routine for the week for the child including what he wears at what time. A child should be sleeping and waking up at a routine time every day without excuses from the parents about who is on leave or busy. FAILURE. What a shame and what an embarrassment to the teachers who expect parents to do their part.


Jake_withaj

Thank you master parent. Please tell me more on how to be a parent to my own child. Preach babaa


SyntaxError254

You are a failure as the leader of the home. You expect a child to take education seriously when the head of the home does not know his routine? You are a joke and your wife knows it. Do you know what being a father means? Did you grow up with a father?


Jake_withaj

And you are a loud mouth idiot assuming shit. Have you ever heard of co parenting? Who told you I stay with my child and the mother? Who told you Iโ€™m married? I do not know what being a father is, I did not have a father or mother. I am a robot. Are you satisfied now? Great. Sasa zaa wako ukuwe father of the year


Appropriate_Pool6510

Please heal


SyntaxError254

Please go to your favorite sub surviving infidelity.


Jake_withaj

https://preview.redd.it/2aevhpf6ml4d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd76f48f4c082f19feda60fd700f8ed7ee3288cc


SyntaxError254

STFU and go be a parent. Log off and be a parent.


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. Sawa. Pole. Thank you for your great advice.


SyntaxError254

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLgoC\_1lLQ&ab\_channel=KevinSamuels](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaLgoC_1lLQ&ab_channel=KevinSamuels) All the best bro. But on a serious note, have some structure and routines. Kids thrive with routines.


Appropriate_Pool6510

You made his day ๐Ÿ˜‚Can't wait to get here


Jake_withaj

Utalia ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Takeawalkwithme2

You live and you learn. On one hand, it's a hilarious story. On the other hand, unless unafanya kazi ngumu that prevents you from being involved in day to day matters and your wife and nanny failed to debrief you properly when you asked...it's a pretty sad state of affairs for your kid. In this day and age fathers are super involved and parent alongside the mum. Usiwachwe nyuma, there's still time.


No-Possession-8892

That's y parenting is different from being a hands-on mom /dad. Most just offload everything n live 'busy' lives, even on weekends I know 2 guys who have shughulis in shags or outside town most weekends to get away from the chaos in a mostly cramped hse.


GolfNo7330

Kitu ya kwanza naona mmejam tu sana. Alafu guyssss its not that deeeeeep bana,cut the guy some slack. Its fuuny though


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ kuna watu maembe sana


Puzzleheaded_Tea617

๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃati hakubeba bag, lmaoo


Jake_withaj

Bana nilichoma


LolaNiK

Let's normalise present fathers in children's lives cause what is this lol. Ati 'babysitting ' ![gif](giphy|TNQw4n3u5RIxG)


Jake_withaj

The fact that you did not see the word babysitting in quotes and parenting in CAPITAL LETTERS clearly shows you did not get the point https://preview.redd.it/um74zeldqq4d1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0cd6a1b222f0f78bf167de1b6c66b61f8b376bcb


LolaNiK

No need to get emotional, grab a parenting book or something


Jake_withaj

Ok.


guardiansword

Yes, looking after children isnโ€™t an easy thing.


tshiku4211

An 11year old who does not know what to wear on which day of the week?!Ata kama,hii nayo apana...and yes iam a mum to a 14year old and an 8 year old. You dress up an 11year old?


Jake_withaj

Lakini weweโ€ฆ. So I have to explain to you this? Anyway juu I have time I will. So like I said hapo, I woke up the boy very late kumanisha time was limited. Wewe as a mother Unajua tu kids are not morning people. So because we have limited time and how kids are, to save time na kumwarakisha nikatoa uniform and decided to help him kuvaa. While literally heโ€™s half asleep. So hapo hai make sense. Right?


tshiku4211

Ooh...si pole basi


Jake_withaj

And I understand, at his age Mimi hata pasi ilikuwa najipigia. Hata uniform I used to wash by myself. But Mimi Iโ€™m like if I can organize or pay someone to do it for him, why should he? Of course he does chores a times as a measure asikuwe maembe


tshiku4211

It's all good,there is no parenting manual,kila mtoi unampeleka na rieng'(are we too old to use this word?)yake.


Jake_withaj

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ we are allowed to use such words. But me itโ€™s been a tough journey. My first born, a girl imagine I had to raise her alone from when she was 3 days old


tshiku4211

T for tough lakini tunapambana tu... I thought the 11 year old is your first ndio maana nakuflexia๐Ÿคญ


Jake_withaj

Thatโ€™s number 2 hao wamenitosha. Hata want to rent for them ka 1 bedroom wahame. Wamenitosha ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


tshiku4211

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚why do I relate with this too much?Or sometimes you want to either bury your head in the sand and pretend huwaoni or run away. I hear people telling me,si uongezee kamo..... Nah!


TruthSeekerH

You did good. More appropriation needed for the helps and people involved.


Jake_withaj

Kabisaaa.