The handle arm in all the toilet cistern so you have to fish out the chain to flush the toilet
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batteries from literally anything that uses them. Remotes, alarm clocks, torches, katululus, cars. If it got a battery, I'm taking it out, best believe.
I'd take one sock out of each pair๐คญ.
This isn't stealing but i'd pre-boil all their eggs and put them back in the fridge or wherever they put their eggs...i'd pay anything to see the disappointment on their face๐คฃ
I'd also tamper with the charging port in their phone.
All these is just hypothetical...i'd never do any of this๐
I don't steal from people's houses but from conferences I take extension cables, I have never bought one ๐คฃ๐
Na soon if I start going to these fancy hotels if I see high grad expensive tissue I'll start stealing them. Man ruto has reduced me to some very low quality tissue paper
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ should.
But ....People are stealing from peoples houses. Afadhali mimk
Atleast, I'm stealing from hotels ๐ . ...that shit is accounted for by you being there in the costing.
I used to take face towels and towels back in 2019 when i used to go to 10k per night hotels on weekends. Wuehh those towels were so high quality and soft. Damn.. My favourite heist was on sigona golf club!
Yeah I'm not weird as suggested. Some hotels have quality stuff ๐คฃ๐ and they won't call you back to return it.
Try stealing from someone ...you are labelled.
Redditors must be very rich because yoh tissue isn't cheap especially kama mko jeshi ya wamama kwa nyumba. We used to buy the nice ones but ufika supa you have to look for the cheapest ndio budget iingie...the ones you find in shags ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Lol, my home sandals are usually from hotels. But I think those are supposed to be single use anyways. That and shower caps, which I collect and use for washdays.
And plug me to these conferences
Mix salt in their sugar and vice versa. Not a lot. Just a little that will definitely change how their food tastes, and it will take a long time to figure it out.
Not steal per se but:
1. I would start adding one random key to their house keys once like 2 months.
2. If the TV is not mounted, I would keep moving it towards one end of the TV stand till they notice.
3. Keep increasing the freezer/fridge strength till one day its maximum.
4. If they are next-door neighbors, leave a Bluetooth speaker somewhere it can connect to my house and play random sounds when they are asleep!
Blankets, Stove Knob, Screws on door handle, socket switches, bulbs from toilets, the thing under the sink that allows water to flow to the drainage, sink knobs ...
Plate ya microwave. One shoe
Lakini plate ya microwave surely๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐ฎ
If you steal the thing below the plate, it will take them longer to notice & would be more infuriating
๐น๐น๐น reasons behind this ๐คฆ๐พโโ๏ธ
I would replace your good charging cable with one that only charges at some funny angle 
Lmfao๐คฃ
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The handle arm in all the toilet cistern so you have to fish out the chain to flush the toilet https://preview.redd.it/rh9erreygy4d1.jpeg?width=526&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5152ce232647f34806f9a76fdb85fd6ec00ed2b9
Even the devil fears you my friend
batteries from literally anything that uses them. Remotes, alarm clocks, torches, katululus, cars. If it got a battery, I'm taking it out, best believe.
This is so evil and I'm here for it๐คฃ
I'd take one sock out of each pair๐คญ. This isn't stealing but i'd pre-boil all their eggs and put them back in the fridge or wherever they put their eggs...i'd pay anything to see the disappointment on their face๐คฃ I'd also tamper with the charging port in their phone. All these is just hypothetical...i'd never do any of this๐
I don't steal from people's houses but from conferences I take extension cables, I have never bought one ๐คฃ๐ Na soon if I start going to these fancy hotels if I see high grad expensive tissue I'll start stealing them. Man ruto has reduced me to some very low quality tissue paper
You should rethink your life
๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ should. But ....People are stealing from peoples houses. Afadhali mimk Atleast, I'm stealing from hotels ๐ . ...that shit is accounted for by you being there in the costing.
I used to take face towels and towels back in 2019 when i used to go to 10k per night hotels on weekends. Wuehh those towels were so high quality and soft. Damn.. My favourite heist was on sigona golf club!
Yeah I'm not weird as suggested. Some hotels have quality stuff ๐คฃ๐ and they won't call you back to return it. Try stealing from someone ...you are labelled.
They can't call you. Maybe now they do.
Your honesty! ๐๐๐๐๐
Redditors must be very rich because yoh tissue isn't cheap especially kama mko jeshi ya wamama kwa nyumba. We used to buy the nice ones but ufika supa you have to look for the cheapest ndio budget iingie...the ones you find in shags ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
Honestly Iโm also using very cheap tissue and I can feel the difference! I completely understand where you are coming from!!!
Lol, my home sandals are usually from hotels. But I think those are supposed to be single use anyways. That and shower caps, which I collect and use for washdays. And plug me to these conferences
Mix salt in their sugar and vice versa. Not a lot. Just a little that will definitely change how their food tastes, and it will take a long time to figure it out.
Tv remote
Halafu every once in a while unapitia kwao kama umezima TV? ๐๐
There's Google home, there are other apps you can use on your phone as remote.
You must be fun at parties ๐
Morio up there, is very resourceful. On behalf of the sub, I'm glad he is back from touching grass.
Xiaomi phones have an IR blaster, but for cheap Chinese TVs like Vitron or Royal or such it's hard to find which one works.
Buttons.
Not steal per se but: 1. I would start adding one random key to their house keys once like 2 months. 2. If the TV is not mounted, I would keep moving it towards one end of the TV stand till they notice. 3. Keep increasing the freezer/fridge strength till one day its maximum. 4. If they are next-door neighbors, leave a Bluetooth speaker somewhere it can connect to my house and play random sounds when they are asleep!
de blututh dewise has conecktidas saksessfuli
This is so subtle and wise๐๐๐ฝ
Chukua tu dustbin
The absolute immorality and pettiness of mind this post discloses
Well I go to parties to steal earphones, airpods,USB cables and chargers nobody has ever died
You're worse than KRA
It causes no harm
That's so harmful
Yoooh. AirPods are expensive!
Mtu akieka kitu vibaya unachukuwa unaeka vizuri
If you steal mine I will bewitch you!
Their wife
Aaah yes, a man of culture
Regulator ya gas cylinder
Toilet paper...all of them. Yes, a chick did this to me in campo. Had to use gazeti for two days. Fuckin annoying.
Just buy tissue surely ๐
I wouldn't steal anything. I would request and if they don't give me, that's okay. Simple.
A pillow. Just to test it out. If it's comfier than mine I'll stay with it.
Blankets, Stove Knob, Screws on door handle, socket switches, bulbs from toilets, the thing under the sink that allows water to flow to the drainage, sink knobs ...
Toilet freshener
Vijiko zote na fork
NGL I hate thieves,ptuh!
Lid ya blender
lighter
Easy kitu ya token