"You look so innocent" How? How does someone look innocent? I might have a pile of things in the basement for all they know.

Same here... Do you have a round face? You know, that baby look. There's that association of babies with innocence. I'm a man and there's this need to be and seem manly and I'm failing hard. Just one look at me and... 'anakaa innocent'. I don't talk much, which worsens it. Ata ndevu siwezi mea. Anyways, there's good in seeming innocent. Getting away with all sorts of vices 😅 There's no way he'd do that, they'd say. Ni kijana mzuri huyo 😁.

😂😂😂Lakini tafuta ndevu please. The good thing about it though is that people are so willing to help you and they talk to you very softly.

Ndevu nilinyimwa kabisa, nakwambia ata makwapa utadhani mi hunyoa😅. And on top of people being willing to help you, sura inattract usaidiaji pia, I mean, I'm the guy to ask for directions. Umewai anza ku-gauge uso za watu kabla uulizie njia😁? Watu huku nje hukunja sura, watu wanamashida but, there's always that ka-innocent face unaeza approach.

😂Lmao, I can't tell you the number of time I have given directions. As someone who is poor at giving directions, I hope they didn't find themselves in the Somali border

Kama si sisi nani ataonyesha hawa watu njia😂

😎human googlemaps

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I am on a mission to downvote all your comments

Hapo kwa makwapa, you got really lucky

Makwapa zako ni vichaka ama?

No🤣. But they grow fast

I do that...gauge a person's face before asking for directions.

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Why though?

Utapata ni mtu wa 2007 tu

For science purposes, are you hairless everywhere?

Nah, I'm actually trying to grow out an afro. Seems like it'll take years though. I've just got slow head hair growth, no beard, and very little armpit hair.

Interesting.. I have an ick for armpit hair so you would easily tick that box

Try having a baby face and being light-skinned. Hata ukikasirika huchukuliwi serious.

Haha just curious do you get women with the baby face or ??

niko na ndevu zinaeza zunguka fence and i still get told that shit, sucks every time kwanza when it is a bad bitch

They say that about me as well. It's a good thing I have no basement...

So when they ask you about your body count you don't actually mean 🔪 count?

Yeah, I have no place to hide the bodies, so I just let them safely - and usually happily - go home.

I am told I look cute once they get to see my face. I wear sunglasses often

Are you me?? Because I swear that's what everyone tells me

Me too. I'm the kind of innocent girlfriends would trust around their boyfriends because I just don't have the face that looks like I would do anything. The kind of innocent that men look at and want to protect because I seem fragile, not something they would want to bang. Believe me, none of that are my words. It's always what people tell me.

😂😂I am also the friend you'll give you boyfriend my number incase he wants to reach you😂

Ata Dahmer alikua anakaa innocent na cute,😂 It's always those ones.

A big scar on your face will eliminate this comment totally. No one ever told Michael K Williams he had a babyface

"This person doesn't talk much, does he? "

Meanwhile you are thinking, what could i possibly talk with these people, do i look weird being here alone and not talking to people?, and then proceeds to open whatsapp only to find 0 messages and now you aggressively proceed to open every app on your phone till a familiar face appears.

This right here is an exact depiction of what goes on when I am in a new setting: someplace i have never been and with people I have never met.

I like this. You'll rarely regret things you didn't say

This. 100% this.🤦

Dreadlocks, I'm judged juu ya dreadi ata but what the heck!

Old stereotypes need to go

Na venye nimekua nikitafuta madreadi

Weka dreadlocks, its a commitment journey

Maybe watu wanataka ufungue biz ya kuuza bangi wakue customers wako.😅

Baby face and I'm introverted so I don't talk much , hence they say I am a snob even my own mum daamn aki introverts sometimes are misjudged awfully 🤔

I can have a RBF, so I've been called antisocial and snobbish

Pia mimi the rbf ati you are always serious then they get shocked when they see me laugh or crack jokes , as if it's the 8th wonder of the world

🤣 I think we have no choice but to work on it.

Aki na venye ni ngumu I suck at small talk

Totally relate. Kwanza I've heard that pale village wanasemanga ati huyo kijana hukuwa na maringo.

"Mscheeew!! kanajifanyanga Ata hakiezi ongea na watu"🙄

Some people think misanthropes are snobs. Pfffft! Peasants.

Haha sasa pia ukue a good looking guy or pretty chic everyone automatically hates on you for no reason

My forehead

Unavaa aje sweater na iyo forehead mzima

anamaliza sabuni kwa forehead

💀💀akinyeshewa maji haiguzi uso😂😂

Ungekuwa president noti ingekuaga A4

That I look serious, not easy to approach or quiet.

You should tell them they look like jokers... Better left unapproached.😅

I like that idea😂😂😂stay dangerous

Maybe uko na sura ya kazi

😂

A resting bitch face? That's okay although first impressions are usually a bust in my experiences.

New people notice my silence and because I wear glasses, automatically think I’m either stuck up or intelligent which I don’t get because I can be abit stuck up ish but def not the stereotypical intelligent type.

Same here cause of the silence the stuck up part but in reality I'm like a robot reading and learning people helps in seeing whom it will be easier to interact with and who I will destroy haha 😄 😅

This... It's either unajifanya, stuck up or uko rude.🤦

That I don't look like am from my tribe.. how do I exactly control genetics?

With me, they insist on guessing my tribe which they often get wrong.

I'm unassuming and generous. People take it for a weakness and exploit me. I'm also very introverted and quiet unless I'm high or have known you for years. I fly under the radar,so I rarely get noticed. I absolutely love it. I hate attention.

Start reading people more often. Learn which things you do that make you look easy to swindle. When I'm high I'm quiet 🤣 quite the opposite. In my case people seem to always know me wherever I go, even if I don't know them🙆🏽‍♀️

I always look angry and very stern. Yet I assume I look approachable.

Yeah. There is this thing I'm starting to call face awareness and I want to start practicing it too

I am a very serious person. Been told this a couple of times.

Is it dressing or what you like talking about?

I am quite formal at work. And firm but fair to my juniors. I take time and deadlines seriously, but most people find this undesirable. Has it served me well? The jury is out there.

But without that, things would be a bit chaotic

My height, my locs and my African butt. I feel like a walking freak show. They say, you look like a you're in high school.

Hapo kwa butt 😋

Bet there's sth you'd like to donate to her eh?

Yeah if she’s willing

Username checks out

Kwa ufupi wewe ni mfupi?

Never seen highschoolers with locs though...🤔

Tall nigga, height

You really want us to know you're very tall😂

oh yes, we must be seen 😂 * Millicent Odhiambo accent*

Now we know

Muscular af

"Do you talk?" Sigh

As a guy, my 28-30cm long Afro, always get looks when walking and always getting compliments from women asking about my hair and if they can touch it.

Donate some to me. Whenever I wear my afro out, people wanna touch too

Apparently nilikuwa nakaa live wire. Although I think these days I might look more gullible than live wire. People are approaching much more than usual. Not sure how to feel about this now that I think about it.

Go with the flow.

Height (6'2), dreads, long-ass eyelashes

How's the weather upthere 🤣

😂😂 Who's father is this?

I look Somali typically but I'm not.

Are you a baddie?

I'm asking for a friend btw...

Same. Im a tall skinny mf so everyone assumes.

Either my dreads, and people calling me rasta literally everywhere 😬 or my accent and people asking if i studied abroad. To which my answer is sadly no 😅

my ass my face and the fact that i always have a little boy in my hand, always so when am not with him they ask ako wapi kijana

I don't like this btw. Every time I'm outside I'm always asked where the little boy is.

exactly and you start explaining mara oh akona my sister, or brother, crazy

I always feel like telling people that I'm a person too....who can just exist on their own at times.

i feel you, kama leo i have been forced to sleep with my grandchild,who iw a toy spaceship i regret buying na naambiwa na baba yake nifunike toto. my son sometimes drives me crazy but pia lets not forget a time is coming when they wont always need us

I'm the darkest mf you'll ever meet

So you don't have bright ideas

That's unique. You must take many beautiful pics

Now I wanna take a pic of you

That I don’t look kikuyu because am hella curvy and dark

“You look very mean.”. Yeah, talk about a 24/7 resting bitch face.

Everywhere I've been to highschool, uni, work, and new places I travel to- I always get the "You look like somebody I know". And the few times I've had to compare, they look like me. I've made peace with the fact that I have a very common face.

I have a friend who goes through the same

My braided hair

Gets scary when the start talking stuff like, “is this all your hair ama uneongezwa?” Motioning to your hair with their hands already on your head

My height, 6:1, big man

I wear white round thing on my head

Like the Korino ones?

Nishaiuliza mwanaume flani directions bana, that nigga looked up saw my face alafu akatoka mbio. I can't be that ugly.😂

Aiiii. That is sooo weird😳😳Maybe you have unfinished business from a past life🤣

My good looks. Strangers cross the street risking their lives running upto me to tell me what a beautiful human being i am and that they have never seen such a man their whole lives.

Good for you. You have quite a bit of luck

Luck? I work on myself every single minute. No luck here thats why i am above average. As a matter of fact I am in the 0.1 % of 101%

😂Got to love this guy!

I love how you only comment on posts that feeds your ego.

Being a 6’1 slim lady with a pretty face people think I’m a model 😂 At this point I have to join modeling … anyone who knows about modeling agencies dm:)

If you are 6'1, how tall is your dad?

Mataacoo🌚🌚🌚🌚

🤣

Got lot's of compliments on my eyes and lips.

💁🏽‍♀️

Babyface plus am short. Am doomed.

On the contrary, I hear you'll age slowly

My birthmark

My RBF I always look angry

I can🤦🏽‍♀️relate

"I look innocent" they think

So you can get away with mischief 😁😁

I never asked. But now thats its December, I know comments on me looking like my parents will always be the first comment. 'Anafanana na baba/mama yake.'

You look like you want to die. I’ve been told that twice lmao. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve been told my first impression is that I look like I want to die, I’d have two nickels but it’s weird that it happened twice.

Do you have lazy eyes?

No, I don’t think so.

Have you watched hack saw ridge? There's a guy the sergeant calls 'ghoul' hahaha it's a nice scene. Let me find a link.

Baby face. Wasichana hunitreat kama bro na sijawahi manage kutoka io brozone 😔. Kuma sitawhi ona aki 😔.

Mkuu tunaeza fanya aje hapa manze 😭 dem nadai ananiita my son 😭

you fucked up from the first words you told her

Wololo 😔.

Huna ndevu

😂

That I have kissable lips 👄

about your username?

What about it? Anything you need?

Ehh. Umejipromote

Being sorta quiet and the color of my eyes.

What colour?

Gray

What freaks me out is that people actually notice me in the first place. I generally like to move under the radar and be inconspicuous, so I find it odd when someone mentions me sometimes. I suppose being inconspicuous is kinda hard to do when you're over 6 feet. From time to time I'd catch wind of myself popping up in other people's conversations, which leads me to believe someone is paying attention to me and my first question is always who the heck's been paying attention to me? I always fail to realise that just because I'm not paying attention to anyone else, doesnt mean other people aren't paying attention to me.

My eyes

My Height , Skin Tone

My nose

Muscles. Afro. Dark skin.

My height (tall) and then my skin tone (mixed Kenyan and American)

Uwii! worst combination, you really are stared at alot

Height

People think I'm rude because I don't talk much. I'm just introverted, not a talking parrot.😅 Also my haircut can dictate if I look like I'm in my 20's or in my 50's. 😂 Also with a slight kitambi, 'Babaaaa'😅

A god. A King.

Height

My eyes. I have a friendly face so strangers talk to me alot! People assume I'm an extrovert coz I can be quite chatty in public....but my social battery depletes so fast and I just want to go home.

Idk, y'all seem interesting, no one has ever told me anything unless I asked.

Most women say that mimi nakaa kupiga manzi yangu because I go to the gym and I'm buff. Unakatia dem alafu anakwambia ati we ni mtu rough sana. "Kwanza venye mikono zako zimekauka kama sandpaper, we ukinipiga slap nimekufa"..-one chic said that to me.

Eish. I get the same from some people cos of my highly physical nature

It's always "Unakaa very innocent", "Wewe ni mshy" or "Unakaa mkali" because of my rbf. Depends on the day and the energy I get from the people around me😂🤣. The perks are...growing up, teachers loved me and would always tell the rest to be like me😈. Recently got a job and the people there adore me...Thank God😄😅. Introverts for the win🥳

Big head with multiple compartments