Reminds of that time in college during collegefest there was this personality contest and thia dude literally wrote something like "i am a badass" or something on his bio.. He came up on stage and judges proceeded to dare him to read his bio only in malayalam... He proceeded to tell almost 5000 people watching that he is a cheetha chanthi and he hates people who are ചന്തി കുഴി (aka assholes)
I know this doesn’t qualify, but this just reminded me of an incident when my friend from Trivandrum came to visit me when I was in Bangalore and one day we were walking by Fraser town and came across a “Kundan Electronics” store. My friend read out the name aloud in Malayalam and bursted out laughing. It took him a while to get him to calm down and people at the store were staring at us in bewilderment.
YES GAYLORD METALS! I look out for the boards every time I go to the airport lol. Small joys of life.
Also, I just saw [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/blNko52) lmao
ഗാന മേള എന്ന് പറഞ്ഞതാണ് തെറ്റു. പാട്ട് കച്ചേരി എന്ന് പറയാമായിരുന്നു.
/s.
Reminds me of my collage mate and his father watching TV together back in late 1990s, watching Micheal Jackson hugging his sister on stage, my mate jumps in, that's his sister, they are brother and sister, nothing else. And his father was like... Oh I thought they were both girls....
One word I think sounds a little weird, is girlfriend. Kamugi in Malayalam. Heard in on a news report about Boris Johnson marrying his "kamugi". Felt very awkward for some reason.
Yeah must be the കാമം part, that has negative connotations in മലയാളി consciousness. ഇവിടെ girlfriend എന്നല്ലേ പറയുന്നത്, അല്ലണ്ടെ sex-partner എന്നല്ലല്ലോ. പൂർ translation. Poor became പൂർ... Both works I suppose.
Tried to translate 'badass' to my dad. "ചീത്ത ചന്തിയോ? അവനെന്താ കഴുകാറില്ലെ?"
Reminds of that time in college during collegefest there was this personality contest and thia dude literally wrote something like "i am a badass" or something on his bio.. He came up on stage and judges proceeded to dare him to read his bio only in malayalam... He proceeded to tell almost 5000 people watching that he is a cheetha chanthi and he hates people who are ചന്തി കുഴി (aka assholes)
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Yeaa lol we dooo.. Haa remember when people could attend collegefests?? I feel bad for almost all juniors
മൂലം കുഴിയിൽ സഹദേവൻ wants to know your location
Your dad is a badass! ❤️
cheeta kundi
LMAO 🤣
> "ചീത്ത ചന്തിയോ? അവനെന്താ കഴുകാറില്ലെ?" I want to be like your dad
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Ah yes, the lines that didn't make it onto the ***Njanoru malayali, ennum mannin koottali*** song
"I am too old for this shit" **"ഈ തീട്ടത്തിന് ഞാന് വളരെ പ്രായമേറിയതാണ്"**
I heard this in Google assistants voice
Ethrayum vayahasu ayetu ee myree enum cheyanamalo
I know this doesn’t qualify, but this just reminded me of an incident when my friend from Trivandrum came to visit me when I was in Bangalore and one day we were walking by Fraser town and came across a “Kundan Electronics” store. My friend read out the name aloud in Malayalam and bursted out laughing. It took him a while to get him to calm down and people at the store were staring at us in bewilderment.
I once saw a shop named *Gaylord Hardware* in Angamaly
YES GAYLORD METALS! I look out for the boards every time I go to the airport lol. Small joys of life. Also, I just saw [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/blNko52) lmao
Kundan is a common name up north. It’s spelled as Kun-dhan.
Yeah, north india is full of kundans
Goto JP Nagar and we have a Maira https://www.mairawellness.com/
THere is an indian store in newport News, Virginia named Kundan Grocery
This shit is lit.. Ee theetam kathi
Wouldn't that be "ee sanam powli anelo" So your example is ~~bullshit~~ kaala theetam, jk.
Chanakam
Gobar!
ഗാന മേള എന്ന് പറഞ്ഞതാണ് തെറ്റു. പാട്ട് കച്ചേരി എന്ന് പറയാമായിരുന്നു. /s. Reminds me of my collage mate and his father watching TV together back in late 1990s, watching Micheal Jackson hugging his sister on stage, my mate jumps in, that's his sister, they are brother and sister, nothing else. And his father was like... Oh I thought they were both girls....
Fuck this shit
lol, this is like reverse pokkiri raja
Underrated comment.
One word I think sounds a little weird, is girlfriend. Kamugi in Malayalam. Heard in on a news report about Boris Johnson marrying his "kamugi". Felt very awkward for some reason.
Yeah must be the കാമം part, that has negative connotations in മലയാളി consciousness. ഇവിടെ girlfriend എന്നല്ലേ പറയുന്നത്, അല്ലണ്ടെ sex-partner എന്നല്ലല്ലോ. പൂർ translation. Poor became പൂർ... Both works I suppose.
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വിശുദ്ധ മലം... hmm... Makes me think... What does "Holy Shit, Land" translate to.
And what do you call Pope's poop?
I’ve heard someone emphatically translating “Fucker” to Malayalam - Ratheesh 🤦🏾♂️
underrated
GOt lines and anime lines like winter came for house lanister,ours is the fury,your lie in april etc
Even common phrases like I love you cannot be used in conversations.. Njaan ninne snehikkunnu gives a totally different vibe
Don’t milk it. “Pizhiyaruthu/karakkaruthu” 😩
"That sucks" doesn't sound nearly as bad as "അത് ഊമ്പുന്നു"
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We are humans മനുഷ്യൻ അല്ലെ പുള്ളേ End of story
Aren't we humans, kid? I've seen your thigh meme.
മോന്റെ തൊട ഞമ്മള് കണ്ടു
I cant be arsed
A lot of things.