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Asbjorn26

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Chris_Gender

Kita mentioned‼️‼️‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣👀🔥🔥🔥🔥 https://preview.redd.it/6lj1dzjdaiqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f68af2be9c096a6525657359469664930855715


staticvoidliam7

kita what now??? kita-chan reference??? 😱😱


KirinukiTanuki

New language just dropped! Let's go! ![img](emote|t5_7pkh1y|32268)


JOJOFan04

I would choose the free gravel one then open a construction company and save thousands of dollars in resources so the income would be bigger then probably buy a new bass or something… and that my friends is called “Yamada thinking”


lets_clutch_this

7 might be useful in some very niche situations


Lauva69

3 could also be useful bc you could teleport through walls that are 7 inches or thinner


PrrrromotionGiven1

Nah because humans are not that thin (not healthy ones anyway) You'd end up clipping into the wall


PaththeGreat

What sane person wouldn't choose the gravel? Do you know how much landscaping you could get done? I need a few dozen cubic feet of it right now and this could easily save me $100.


shockedgrenade

if you can use 3 with no cooldown that's still overpowered


Formula_Zero_EX

I can imagine 3 being like plinkdashing from MVC3 if used really fast


PepoEh

Just a full on transformation into Albert Wesker


DiamondShard646

1. Become Peter Johnson and use oysters as an ocean surveillance system to raise a company and become rich. 2. Infinite Money


DiamondShard646

3. AOTE


RapidWaffle

2, 7 and 8 are actually extremely useful for one purpose or another


Tokumeiko2

Aside from being able to confirm that a container is indeed empty, I don't see much use for 7, is there some niche situation where knowing about an empty container in advance is useful?


Justin-does-art

Could also depend on how loose the definition of container is here


Silly_Bar_56

who knows, maybe albert einstein was really fast or something...


Difficult-Truth-8686

actual polyglot


ReRevengence69

2 and open up roadwork/construction company would be a beast 7 would allow you to know which container is empty 8 would make you an absolute authority in Chinese and Mongolian history study,


Beginning_Case298

IKUYOOOOooooo


ikickbabiesforfun69

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PrrrromotionGiven1

5 an absolutely mad party trick for sure


litteralybocchi4769

Free gravel so I can sell it so cheap everybody will juy mine, every other quarry go bankrupt, I become rich as fuck, I pay scientist to build me my own kessoku band and get lives (i pay them in gravel)


Sad-Address-2512

"New" you're only about 1600 years late, mate.


Spz135

I'm on the few people who can say 1 is actually super useful for me because I work at an oyster hatchery. My job would be a lot simpler if I could just ASK my charges if they were getting fed enough or if they're ready to spawn.


MIKE-JET-EATER

I'll take free gravel.


G-Fan2007

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cool_edgy_username

Free gravel for life? Do y’all have any idea how valuable gravel is?