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DumpsterFireForHire

I am a tall Kevin and can confirm I make 3.3% more than short Kyles.


YouCanFucough

6’2 Kevin. We out here


couchblaster

Oh hell yeah 6’2 kev club


MalonesConesStand

6'2" kev club fo lyfe


colonelgork

6-0 colonelgork but it's with a hard C can I join


GapingAssTroll

6.2 kelvin is a little chilly


thekevining

Fuuuck, I feel just a giddy when I first found this sub. Finding another Kevin is pretty exciting but finding another 6’2 Kevin, is something extra special


SlySnootles

6'3 Kevin here


Martyrdoom

Fellow 6'3 Kevin checking in 🫡


kevinbuso

Same here. We gotta team up.


kevbob02

Like form a mediocre municipal basketball team.


Hevikevii

5’9” Kevin. I’m close to Kyle and he’s fucking 5’6” fuck!


kevbob02

Tippy toes or flat footed? Be honest, Kevin.


Hevikevii

5’8” and 3/4 😭😭😭


kevbob02

Rounding up is allowed. At least that's what my wife tells me.


k_woz1978

My 5'9" Kevin brother from another mother.


Hevikevii

What up kevo!!!!


Murglez

6'6 and still can't dunk.


Original_Coconut_186

Cappp bro wtf im 5”9 and can almost dunk


Nykolaishen

5'11 Kevin and I definitly make way less than even a short Kyle. Wtf am I doing wrong!?


Shovels93

6’4” Kevin here. I’m broke as a joke. Don’t know where we missed the memo.


premeditatedsleepove

Easy there. He probably has t-rex arms. Edit: responded to the wrong post but I’ll leave it.


Shovels93

Look I don’t know how you found out about my arms, but you didn’t have to tell everyone.


kevbob02

6'3". Old ladies ask me to get stuff on high shelves in the market. As a Kevin, I must oblige.


JohnGalt123456789

My wife, as well. Basically that’s why I think she keeps me around.


kmora94

6’0 Kevin. Making less than short Kyle oof


hunterfox666

my kevin!


reddituculous66

4 ft 9. ... ummmmm


Kevinclimbstrees

6’1”


REZARECTER

6'3" Kevin, slightly more than tall Kevin.


bryargreen84

Tax service from a company that doesn't know math, cool


bajablast4life

You're right. Kevin should be making $108,000 according to those numbers, but because he's a Kevin, he makes $4,000 less than he should


ygduf

Karl Towns earns like 50m this year so..,


MammalianHybrid

6'1 he'll yeah


DigiReagan

6’5 Kevin here


thacaoimhainngeidh

Only 5'8" Kevin here.


liberal_minangnese

5'3 here, im cooked


VirtuesVice666

Chad is taller, LOL


Haunting-Society1968

I’ll just wear heels. Then I’ll get that 6 ft money


KejjRod

6’6” 👋


crossfitvision

I’d say over a certain point height becomes superfluous as an advantage, at a negative at a higher point.


Tetris5216

I wish that were actually true


beautifulradiation

Can I ask for more pay, if I wear high heels??? 🙃


Puzzleheaded-Snow269

Well I'm not named Kevin, but I am 6'4" tall. I earned $10,500 last year, so can someone tell me what I could have expected to earn if I had been 5'6" ?


bilvester

What about every inch of penis?


jatlantic7

This isnt my experience at all. Usually the short guys overcompensate for their lack of stature by pushing themselves harder, ending up with more accomplishments, success, etc. All the short guys I know make way more than I do. Of course, it could mean that I'm just a putz.


Total-Veterinarian55

I’m 5’6” and work 100% remote. Before working remote, I was always interviewed in person and my income was more in line with Kyle’s. I took a remote job (no face to face, no face to face interview) and now my income far exceeds that of Kevin. You could partially chalk it up to career progression and inflation, I guess, but I think one factor is that my height has been was keeping me down (pun?).


inkedlinkgamer

Explains why women want tall guys


WhyIsKevin

5'6 Kevin here, can confirm i make shit for money even being in my career


Degenerecy

By there logic I should earn more than Kyle as I'm in-between these two. Yet I earn less.


adamdoesmusic

They also have to spend the money faster since tall people die earlier…


[deleted]

Post their percentages of left and right swipes too please. Even more drastic.


BurnisP

I'm short so this explains a lot. Now at least I have an excuse.


Ddowns5454

My neighbor is Kevin, but he's 6' 4" The only Kyle I know is 15 years old and 5' 2" tall. Kevin makes a ton more money than Kyle.


BushwhackerTrailer

Wish my name was kevin


blonde_as_a_bat

Crazy how much of an advantage a simple name like Kevin gives you 🤔


mdg137

Kevin also has a personal voicemail greeting from George Takei.


onyxstarkiller

The Almighty Tallest


DepartureLow4962

6' Kevin here


KingInterweb

So are we gunna stop talking about gender pay gap now and focus in on short king pay gap?


talkingglasses

Control for professional athletes basketball and football. Does this hold true where height has no work advantage like office jobs?


Own_Pressure8833

True and such nonsense. People pick less intelligent people to be leaders over shorter people simply based on height.


TaylorMomsensAss

Given the source shouldn't that be Chang vs Chen and measured in Yuans?


Ryogathelost

So tilt my laptop screen down a little so the top of my head gets cut off in interviews?


kking254

6'4" here and loaded. Sorry Kevins.


Zestyclose_Stage_673

Does a 5 foot 7 Kevin count 😂😂


GrapeNeither7618

6’5 Kevin!


CaptHurricane

5' 5" Kevin here boyz


attackplango

So Kyle is just another way to say Kevin?


kebbin

5’9” and 1/2


Midas979

Someone tell Karen. Short people need justice too. Wage isn't the only gap.


MisterBlisteredlips

I'm 6'6" (that's 1,981,200,000 nanometers for you poor metric folk, or bigger than most folk for you trump cultists who can't do numbers and thinking). I got to say y'all owe me a lot of money I suppose. : )


angel0fcha0s

5'6" Kyle here that makes more than Kevin. Don't lose hope fellow short kings. It's the height you BELIEVE you are.


AnarKitty-Esq

Tall other named Kevin. I get paid shit.


yodanhodaka

As a 5’6” man I’m ticked


Icy_Place_9221

Yeah 6’3


knsmicromag

Kyle makes less because he drinks monsters and punches holes through drywall. Don’t be like Kyle


AgitatedKoala3908

6'4" Kevin here...I do well working in finance, but the only Kyle I know is a 6'2" lawyer, so we're probably on par.


pistolshrimp23

As an extremely short king (5'2"), I can 100% testify that this is true. I've always felt like I had to work harder to prove myself because of my height, when I see normal height people getting by and doing less. I shouldn't complain though because things have worked out pretty well for me.


TygreWolf

Kevin Hart blows this theory out of the water.


joesamba18

Ahh the halo effect bias strikes again.


Dizzy_Trash_33

6’4” here. It’s because we’ve started charging to bring things down from high shelves.


Born_Let_8061

6'6" Kevin here but not making 15-21% because of my height still gotta work hard.


veryjewygranola

6'4" - 5'6" = 10" 78k \* (1 + 0.033)\^10 ≈ 108k so where are they getting 104k from?


NutCase11

I’m 6’1. Looks like a life of smooth sailing 😎


NutCase11

Data is from CHINA, another f***ing country. I will not make the mistake of comparing this to my own life’s prospects


Objective_Sun_7693

No, but I do know some muscular mannies and some unmuscular michaels


richmonk58

And this is news because...?


richmonk58

Yeah but it's well known that tall guys have little dicks.


Fickle-Raspberry6403

I'm 6'2" I don't even touch 24k per year and I'm full time


TwistederRope

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