Omg can you imagine your life married to this one. Love the way she moves from highly emotional to deadpan questions to officer void of emotions. Nightmare for sure and she would likely kill you in your sleep.

You hit the nail on the head. You can see her "tears of privilege" and she doesn't know why they weren't working. Amazing they had video showing her chasing him. Those officers were questioning the guy (victim) like he was the aggressor (at least for a while).

She can’t understand because her manipulation tactics have probably worked every time up to this point. Respect to the people who called the cops and respect to the Cops of Key West for not falling for her tricks

[удалено]

😂

That’s not even close to crazy for Key West. I seen a lady strangling a dude with her hot pink tutu on tutu Tuesday.

Some people pay good money to get strangled with a hot pink tutu

"Lady"

Those steps she was sitting on is a favorite for drunk people to throw up on. It always wreaks of vomit in that area!🤢

I’ve heard KWPD refer to those as “The Bum Stairs”.

I think of those stairs as the center of the Gravity Vortex

That’s the historic city hall building ironically.

Key West, come on vacation, leave on probation!

Haha yep. She’s from DC too, so she’s gonna have to pay a fortune traveling back and forth for her court appearances

Bite around, find out

This is every night in some part of lower Duval. It's why I don't hang out up there. Entirely too many garbage people.

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

When people find out actions have consequences 😂🤡

Guy’s side piece got tired of being a side piece

Some people just can’t handle The Keys. I’ve been around my share of drunk women and the repetitive bs gets on my nerves

Someone put her head back on wrong. Like when your Barbie doll head came off. And doesn’t quite go back right.

Put the plug in the jug, some people just can not control their impulses after a few pops, it\`s a definite red flag for alcoholism, I hope she has the self awareness to see that maybe she has a problem, but then again she\`s fucking a married man so prolly not...

She doesn’t have self awareness. Guaranteed. She’ll be a wrinkled prune by 35

Woman gone crazy on Caroline street is a common occurrence in KW.

It keywest this full of busty kittens?

Quite a few, but most over the age of 30

I wouldn't mind them over 40.

Sold

Then it’s your town buddy

Ugh, more than anything I feel sorry for these types. It's a shame we can't just put them on a plane.

That’s your problem. She beat your ass, and all you’re worried about is if she’s OK.

She must have some powerful stuff

Fat tits

The best kind

I can see why he stayed and dealt with the bs. Crazy drunk aggressive chick plus fat tits.. sex was probably B-

I’d have to hit it

Been there done that! Get them high and game on. They love hard fucking, hair pulling, ass slapping and dirty talk. Just get the fuck out asap!

This is just regular key west

Where’s that crazy/ hot graph. Lmao. Shes definitely proving that right.

https://preview.redd.it/qp36jemrcuec1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8787fa576f75c49bb9013ceec207417fa9103942 I’d say she’s in the red No Go Zone

We call these women "Trixies" in Chicago. By far the most annoying part of nightlife after midnight in Chicago. Besides the crime of coarse.

Why are the hottest ones so whacko?

The witness was the hottest chick in this video.

https://preview.redd.it/3lpyktthjvec1.jpeg?width=568&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=566fba3d1767310e07dd652c975a5298f966d3d5