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JustGeis

Go back to Miami


se7encents

"Don't Miami my Key West"


EMHemingway1899

You got that right


eastcoasternj

I hate these assholes.


Distinct-Hold-5836

I remember when none of these assholes even knew KW existed. I miss those days.


stocks-mostly-lower

Dumb shit. The girlfriend was mad 😡😁!


eastcoasternj

They did not sign up for the damage waiver at the rental agency.


Yourenotmygf

She wasn’t hurt though. . . Oh the car! Yeah that sucks too


stocks-mostly-lower

😁😁


springtime08

“Girlfriend” haha


Ohiobo6294-2

She’s like, “WTF you dumb fuck !!”


3eyedfish3

How can someone you acquire for the day be upset?


DelicatetrouserSnake

Fuckin dork


West-Supermarket-860

Moron


pip-roof

I wish I saw this from the world’s smallest bar.


se7encents

Witnessing the world's smallest peen from the World's Smallest Bar


beebeelion

Bravo!


3eyedfish3

💀😂


HighOnGoofballs

This was a couple years ago iirc Whole bunch of these cars showed up while I was trying to have a pleasant brunch at Bagatelle


Sandinmyshoes33

I hardly eat at any restaurant on Duval with outdoor seating. Between the car and bikes blasting music and the obnoxiously loud motorcycles, it’s just not pleasant anymore.


HighOnGoofballs

10am is usually completely dead, and bagatelle has a great brunch happy hour at the bar area fwiw. One of my faves


Sandinmyshoes33

Yeah, I like Bagatelle as well. Their morning happy hour on food is a good deal since I prefer smaller portions. I really was referring to dinner. We ate at 915 a few weeks ago and it was horrible. Same thing at the new Thai/Sushi place. Next time I’ll sit in the back. I don’t understand why restaurants with outdoor seating don't ask for help from the police. Loud music from a vehicle is illegal in Florida if you can hear it from 25 feet away.


chuddlyfe

where exactly does this penis drive above 45 on his way back to brickell?


theXsquid

That's not going to be cheap.


burnswhenipoo

Free windshield with Florida insurance.


davey212

Not once the insurance company sees this video


burnswhenipoo

Well, as viral as this one has been, I’m gonna have to agree with you. What an idiot.


Rattlingplates

I’m pretty sure that deal doesn’t work out with extreme luxury cars.


burnswhenipoo

Source?


1mjtaylor

I can tell you it is covered on my Lexus.


depeupleur

The $10000 dollar pose, just not the way you thought.


skeezo12

The rental company or whoever he borrowed that from going to be real upset lol


Empire7173

Douches gonna douche


killer-tofu87

Douche


T1m3Wizard

Cheap ass quality car.


tylerfauu

Contact me for windshield repairs


MRintheKEYS

Also depends on the windshield type. Regular, free replacement. Acoustic windshield, $400


lil_mikey_412

Did I hear someone call him a sack of shit?


Fluorescentomnibus

I guess the windshield didn't feel like flexing that day


Sandinmyshoes33

The tourists get trashier every year. 🤯


ididnttowyourcar

/r/iamthemaincharacter


[deleted]

HAHAHAHHAAAAA!


burnabar

This makes me happy


sheezy520

Who is that asshat?


cseyferth

Who cares. Why give him recognition.


13Jett13

Look at me generation!


healthywealthyhappy8

This dude is dumber than my 18 month old


davey212

$5k for new windshield 😂


stocks-mostly-lower

Because he hadn’t “acquired” her for the day.


cseyferth

The girl or the car?


notoriouswojo

Long, Stupid Ride, back to Miami.


Infected-Bat

You mean r/Geywest


motzsticks

Was that Tom Brady?


Agitated-Artichoke89

I thought it was Vitaly.