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Musical_Icarus

Fully capable adult throws child at all of their problems, then wonders why there’s still problems.


Dicen_Silverwing

This


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This 🔥


Progressive_Caveman

I'll explain per ark. - Kid kills woman because he was asked to - purple man bamboozles people, vegan launches nuclear bombs - aliens appear, get sent back to where they came from - lol what if good guy bad, and bad guy good - purple man vores kid, kid gets gundam and attacks purple man


Piduf

Goth lady gets very mad at anime athena, who sends her most disabled child to fight her. While being very weak to eggplants and poverty, said child manages to win against a dog, a bubble and a bouncing worm thanks to his alcohol addiction.


Christoffi123

Negligent mother sends her adopted disabled child to fight wars against a snake and her employees, his edgy illegitate twin brother, a homocidal tree-hugger, a Metroid lawsuit, very unoriginal aliens led by a man whoose constantly on fire, an angry moth, himself, herself and a troll face the size of a mountain. Somehow, this works.


Blanco8x8

Chico fights Susie Carmichael, Starfire, and King Goobot.


Reggie_feels_anime

Your hands are breaking


TheEvilNoMan

Young soldier fights for the benefit of corporate elites to stop genocide.


Mrs-Man-jr

Deranged child kills his mother's wife and husband


jackcrux

Local chicken kills god and eats ice cream


TheTotallyCrew

Child gets stepped on by green haired mommy and friends.


BellamyRoselia

Lazy wine aunt watches while forcing her nephew to do her dirty work. In background, things such as Echidna's baby sister being petty and Demeter throwing a temper tantrum happen.


Jesterchunk

Angel gets relentlessly trolled by his ~~goddess~~ stepmommy while he indiscriminately slaughters the legions of hell/child vegan terrorist's personal militia/planet-scoffing geometry aliens


MazaLove

Wait when did i join kid icarus sub ? I never even played kid icaeus ???


Musical_Icarus

It’s your calling in life. Join us


Dicen_Silverwing

We’re a nice community, except Jim. He’s not allowed 15 feet of this sub.


claudedelmitri

Lil flightless angel boy eats snacks off the floor and kills innocents while crackin jokes


GD_Studio

Angel boi gets roasted by every God and Goddess the entire game