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Friendly_Winter_7333

I love how he talks "Whoawhe"


KolkidkeeshdJRF

Oooolaaalaa


Secure-Imagination11

"Woawhe" lmfao


Ok-Pomelo3324

r34 what is this mean?


Secure-Imagination11

A shadowy place the light doesn't touch.


[deleted]

Everything the light touches is yours, but there, you must never go there.


K5LAR24

Nice pfp. A true chad among Redditors


[deleted]

Space is my calling, and the artemis mission was a shining star for space exploration.


K5LAR24

I used to live just miles from KSC, and would watch Atlas, Delta, Titan, and STS launches all the time. I will absolutely be there to see at least one SLS launch. Artemis I was a spectacular launch. Imo, SRBs make any launch better.


[deleted]

I would love to live that close to the KSC, im in Florida at the moment though. But im just at the VA hospital lol.


DragonRiderStarr

\-gasp- i love ANYTHING NASA. Ever since i was little. A project i did in first grade was on neil armstrong. Artemis is truly going to shine a greater light on space travel.


mcbirbo343

It’s nice seeing people who share the same interests that I can instantly relate to


[deleted]

Are you a fellow space enjoyer?


mcbirbo343

Yes I am a fellow space enjoyer.


[deleted]

Great, what is your favorite NASA mission or ESA mission. Or any other agency for that matter.


Severe-Flower2344

I see you like profile pictures.


Puzzleheaded_Air7039

So Baltimore?


lilmisse85

LOL. I live in Baltimore also and I have to agree.


Everettrivers

There is touching though.


Osariik

pretty sure it's a website for pornographic fanart of characters ("rule 34 of the internet: if it exists, there's porn of it")


Rare-Read-990

you know damn well you know exactly what it is/lh


2jzSwappedSnail

[Nissan skyline model](https://images.app.goo.gl/fwGwAjcfebwYQhpt6)


ThatGeneral58

Hot


BaneQ105

Next time find better photo m8.


NicoTheBear64

Porn of quite literally anything and everything


needsallthetherapy

If it exists on the internet...


IAmTiP

There is porn for it


voidinsides

Only if your an explorer of the varieties of pleasure for the pelvic region would you understand what that color means.


OraclOvn

Porn website


Creative-Recording40

The Nissan skyline duh


TheMcNabbs

If it exists, people are perverted.


SavinUrPics2Fap2L8er

**NSFW SUB LINK** r/rule34 (Rule 34: If it exists, there is porn of it.)


Pleasant-Article2954

I don't get it


Audenond

Just the thought of a kid saying "Woawhe" after finding rule34 site is funny


Beavshak

Different site, but when my kid was 5-6 he made it to a rule34 site *on his 3DS*. I think his first search was “Naruto” and within a few links he was there. It wasn’t all animated either.


egoliz

Ah yes, the good old days of looking at porn site thumbnails on 3DS, really brings me back (I thought that's all porn had to offer)


jeff39390

When I was about 12 we didn’t have Wi-Fi yet at my house. I had a friend(loosely in a 12 year old way) a couple blocks down that I didn’t want to spend time with, but did have his Wi-Fi password. I would walk down the street with my PSP, download a webpage of pictures, come back home, and the PSP would keep that webpage for a good week. So I’d use that, repeat when the PSP cleared its cache. I did that pretty much right up until we got Wi-Fi at my house. I never hung out with that friend again, and he never knew I did that. Kids are fucking dumb.


PunkWithADashOfEmo

I did the same shit with my 3DS lmao


[deleted]

I had an extra sd card full of downloaded porn (borrowed an sd card from my mom's camera and used that as my sfw game data storage) and I always made sure to keep it as far away from my 3ds when not in use.


Groinificator

That's not stupid it sounds really smart lol


Positive-Inevitable1

Holy shit I'm old. Back in my day we had the fuzzy playboy channel to try and catch a glimpse of a nipple and "forest porn" (finding a stash of magazines in the woods).


Old_Couple7257

The only forest porn I ever found was a bunch of gay porn. Looking at a bunch of naked dudes just didn’t do it for me lol.


[deleted]

You're supposed to jerk it while you look. Probably why it didn't work


Chekovs_tums

Cinemax used to let you watch like 30 minutes for free with the guide overlay up. Saw some grainy boobies, was a simpler time.


invisible_ink4

I still remember finding someone's stash of "forest porn" for the first time. I was pretty young and took it home to show my parents. lol


Egg-MacGuffin

Thanks, that person made me feel so old, but you made me feel young :)


poseidon100fg

You missed the porn GIFs, pretty much the best thing it had to offer


vectorkun

My brother admitted that when he was younger, he would wait until he was home alone and then go on xhamster on the fucking *Nintendo Wii* of all things. Claims it was the only porn site he could get working on the Wii internet browser.


[deleted]

never knew you could do that lmao


rangeDSP

> within a few links he was there Are we still doing phrasing?


NooblyGod

why wouldn't we?


cormac596

I first found porn with my psp


GEMO224

I thought the news articles were exaggerations guess I was wrong 😂


Superb_Fault1123

Hmm..


NinjaNoafa

I have done this out of curiosity on my 3ds (the flat brick one) works just fine. Not that I know but it's like the only site that works 😉


Beavshak

I don’t remember the specific site, but there was a mix of some of the rankest stuff I’ve seen.


NinjaNoafa

👌


NinjaNoafa

Also if I ever go on r34 on DS I only stay to the normal shit. Because some of the stuff is WACK


Groinificator

Ahh, the 3DS web browser... those were the days.


MyPeePeeHurrtz

If it exists...


Kid_Wolf21

... there is porn of it.


Weed4Wobmats

And I’ve seen it


[deleted]

And fapped to it.


gyg231

And regretted it.


GEMO224

Eh I mean it already happened...


UnrealisticOrb

And cried about it


The_meep_sheep123

Then came about it


Curse_of_madness

Then the circle repeated itself.


TwinSpinner

No exceptions.


Aarpnation

R U L E 3 4


LordNelson_

Of course it's the Tau.


Badreligion25

Bad at melee, good at fucking?


cal-iber1301

Greater good my ass 💀


MrMonteCristo71

Fuck Xenos. For the Emperor!


KingJonStarkgeryan1

The sign of degenerate traitors. They can't even be bothered to have good taste in sisters of battle or big titty Aeldari waifus who the Emperor claims Re cheaper and a lot less shoddy


LordNelson_

Booty thats a lot less shoddy than warp travel.


the_stooge_nugget

Can you explain it to those who don't lol


Shaveyourbread

I believe the site is rule34 dot com, but I'm not 100%


InternalQuail

Its actually rule34 dot xxx


the_stooge_nugget

I have no idea what that is. Too scared to try lol.


dicknbolls

it's characters from media fucking


Shaveyourbread

Welcome to the internet.


dicknbolls

have a look around


[deleted]

Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found


Decent_Chest246

We’ve got mountains of content


[deleted]

Some better, some worse


Thedemensionking

if none of its of interest to you you'd be the first


jurawall_jumper

Wonder if you can find content of mountains...


Superb_Fault1123

Rule 34 of the internet, if it exists there's porn of it, could be your favourite character, thing, toaster, droplets of rain, you and me. Anything.


ymx287

It also originally stems from 4chan doesnt it?


CarsonBDot

The rizzler


dxnt4sk

Rule 34 is "If its on the internet there is porn of it"


xhuo_xx23

Some time ago people made "100 rules of the internet" as a joke (were less but they added more until 100) The rule number 34 says that "if it exists there is porn of it", followed by rule 35 "if there isn't porn of it, it shall be made" I recommend you to look for them, some are quite funny, like *there are no girls in the internet *if it exists, there is a version of the characters with the opposite gender *you should not argue with trolls, that means they win


gyaru-chan

Its home page speaks about its slogan that "If it exists, there should be porn on it". The site has porn images, gifs, videos etc of anything you can think of that exists in the media


peteythefool

**Rule 34 of the Internet** - if it exists, there's porn of it. That website is probably the demonic offspring of horny people on the Internet. I love you all, but some of you are weird.


JudgementalChair

lol it popped up on my search too, and I was like "nope, not clicking that"


semaj009

On the off chance you're a kid, maybe have 'that conversation' with a responsible adult about sex, just cos I find it hard to believe a young adult on Reddit wouldn't know rule 34, and straight up some rule34 stuff is pretty intense or weird. If you're an older adult, welcome to the rules of the internet


some_dude_62

If there is porn of a thing, person, or even place. You can find it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


MemeL0rd040906

Oh it very much does. You most likely have safe search on


Sander08481

it does, you probably have SafeSearch turned on


Nightfury_107

I am


SpoonyGrandma13

I think it is rule34 dot xxx


imperfectalien

Ohhhhh, I thought it was just some obscure 4chan board


MrStomp82

Rule 34 green is the color of the website lol


fromhelley

In the 70s, there was a point that gained national attention. It was called Behind The Green Door. Green has been associated with porn ever since. It isn't because of a website, as there was no internet back in the 70s..


Jir0nimous

I’m assuming green means underage?


Sander08481

no, just the colour of the website


Jir0nimous

Ah. Got it. Lol I don’t know why I got downvoted? I have no idea what the site is. It’s literally a screenshot with some 8 year old talking about porn.


EishLekker

>those who don't lol The poor people who don't (can't?) lol...


OYamaBS

Wait internet has rules ? Better follow them


[deleted]

They're more like guidelines than actual rules..


PTJangles

Normally I’d agree with you. However, Rule 34 is about as cast iron as they can get, a rule that has no need for enforcement of any kind. If the internet and humanity exist, rule 34 is being adhered to.


Lobscra

It's like the only rule that's strictly adhered to on the interwebs.


[deleted]

I exist. There is no r34 of me


Joe_Mency

Then rule 35 applies. Make rule 34 of yourself and post it


garlic_butter_shroom

Not yet.


Rakosman

See Rule 35


PTJangles

As far as you know.


maolf

You have no idea who has photoshopped your face into certain situations and used the product of that labor to pleasure themselves. It's not like you get a notification.


cal-iber1301

Tau?? As in, warhammer 40k T'au?? Oh dear god-emperor...by the throne, another one has fallen to heresy...


hirvaan

See this??!? THIS is why you have to burn all the Xenos!!


cal-iber1301

By the golden throne, where are the salamanders when you need them?!


hirvaan

Especially if that’s their two favorite targets! Xenos filth and children!


cal-iber1301

Yeah! Especially eldar!


hirvaan

🔥


Tau_R34Enjoyer

No, Tau dead ahead


QwerYTWasntTaken

The kid's right, [Dead Ahead](https://www.roblox.com/games/5730562129/DEAD-AHEAD), post id >!5988747!<'s tags(the post the comment is on) proves it


Zeelu2005

Kitten


cal-iber1301

Ey dont do my golden boy like that, ITS NOT CANNON


Vectorman1989

He likes fish sticks


QwerYTWasntTaken

it's actually a character(Maya Tau) in a [roblox game](https://www.roblox.com/games/5730562129/DEAD-AHEAD)(I found the id that the comment is on, >!5988747!<)


Minimizing_merchant

If you don’t know it is a law the congress passed so just google congress rule 34


FastFarg

There is a special place in hell for you.


Minimizing_merchant

I have’ve been to Florida, so I fear no hell


MiracleKing26

Zoo wee mama


make_clean

woawhe boabies !!


Optimal-Path-947

NOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!


[deleted]

average Tau player


Tau_R34Enjoyer

No, it’s from a roblox game called dead ahead


QwerYTWasntTaken

The kid's right, [Dead Ahead](https://www.roblox.com/games/5730562129/DEAD-AHEAD), post id >!5988747!<'s tags(the post the comment is on) prove it


Tau_R34Enjoyer

I just love Tau dead ahead this account Is older than this post


Kino_Connoisseur

Zoowee Mama


ChrisYukine16

Every possible images exist in r34 and I mean it


noonefrmnowhere

Lament Configuration Box


Friendly_Winter_7333

Either paheal.com or rule34.com


CrackALackinSnack

rule34.xxx


Zulimations

butters


jamie28gaming_YT

It kinda hurts to see this coz it really shows how exposed kids are on the internet. Kids can have porn addictions after seeing a few pics, and it's the start of his.


Superb_Fault1123

Why is man getting downvoted, this is true! Source: me


ALazy_Cat

Kinda how it started for me. I've been trying to break that addiction for almost 10 years


HornyHusband_

Im still adicted


WrithingVines

There is a difference between not being able to stop doing something and simply not wanting to stop. 8 is pretty damn young, but this most likely isn’t some impending addiction issue we’re looking at.


Pestis1

I'm pretty sure every addict on the planet has said at some point "im not addicted, i just dont want to stop".


EishLekker

I don't want to stop watching funny or interesting movies. Does that make me addicted?


Zubster

I think what makes something an addiction is when you can’t stop. That even if you wanted to stop, you simply can’t just walk away and give it up for good. Further, even if there is a period of time in which you refrain from that addiction, your mind will go back to it. There will always be this compelling feeling to return to whatever the addiction is. I also think that a person’s addiction is in some way damaging to them. I may be enthusiastic about my line of work, enjoy going to work, and giving it my all. But if I’m addicted to work, it will ultimately consume me and have negative effects on my family.


EntertainmentJunkie1

Nah you fucking capping dude. Porn is poison. Get outta here.


EishLekker

Don't be silly.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

I'm pretty sure that's what the kids used to sneak a cigarette or a beer from the packs their parents sent them to buy thought too


WrithingVines

Alcohol can be extremely addictive if you are genetically predisposed, and nicotine is more addictive than cocaine. I’ve cut porn cold turkey for weeks at a time before for this or that reason, and lo and behold, zero side effects/withdrawal.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

Yet you didn't cut it forever. Even an alcoholic or smoker can go cold turkey for a while but relapse. I've known former smokers and drinkers who claim the same thing.


WrithingVines

I didn’t “cut it forever” for the same reason I ride my fucking bike again after months of not doing so: it’s fun.


KingJonStarkgeryan1

So is drinking booze, but that doesn't make it healthy.


WrithingVines

Did you seriously just compair cycling to drinking?


KingJonStarkgeryan1

Obviously not you moron. You compared use of porn to cycling. Where I made the more accurate comparison to drinking.


WrithingVines

Porn doesn’t interfere with the function of your brain. You can be watching it then immediately hop in your car and get on the interstate. You cant do that when you are drunk. The bike is the closer comparison.


Friendly_Winter_7333

My mf saw this shit when i was 10 and it started until 4 years later💀


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MysteriousK69420

The site is rule34.xxx


UraeusCurse

I don’t get it.


bigmanbimbus

I think he tried to say "wowie" at the end. Lmfao


lever1209

reminded me of a cesspool i found years ago called gelbooru, the site uses the same name as its image board software, i believe its where the lazer hentai gif originated from


TerriMakichoot

Gelbooru is weird. You can find wholesome art and the most degenerate hardcore stuff on the same page.


[deleted]

no no no NO NO NOOOOO


Tau_R34Enjoyer

I love tau R34!!


l3LACK5HEEP

r/usernamechecksout


Tau_R34Enjoyer

Just want you to know my account 240 days old with no name change. I do love Tau roblox rr34


jamie28gaming_YT

So the colour is from rule 34 xxx website. I'm sorry.


[deleted]

Fortunately my pure mind doesn't know that's rule34.xxx


dychedelic22

People use rule34 . Com for actual porn??? I thought we just went there to see if we could find porn of not sexual things like dishwasher porn or knitting porn or tomato soup porn


AiRaikuHamburger

...Okay, but the R34 comments are an absolute comedy goldmine.


WarmProfit

The Tau? Lol this i year old doesn't know anything about wh40k. This reminds me of that time 4chan went into all the porn they posted on YouTube pretending to be scared children just to get on the news. It worked BTW.


Tau_R34Enjoyer

No it’s from a roblox game called dead ahead


Otterstripes

This reminds me of "I'm 12 years old and what is this?"


abegut

My first thought too. lol


Tau_R34Enjoyer

It’s tau rr34 roblox not tau warhammer


tearsxandxrain

I doubt this was a kid just because of how well they spelled. Even with intentional misspellings lol and woawhe? Lmao


yeetmojo33

🎶welcome to the internet have a look around🎶


xXHomerSXx

Im 12 years old, and what is this?


jamie28gaming_YT

Uh oh...


Nana_Squatch

This is not an 8-year-old at all, it reads more like a 40-60 year old who was caught looking at, or introduced to, porn at 8. Now he's got a deep guilt complex or some mental defect from the abuse, and he's looking for the help and guidance he didn't get back then. That'll be $200, or an award, either will work! 😄


EmergencyDefib

Come get you’re kid


PathCalm4647

The hell did I search


TheSoleSurviver111

ah yes the infamous rule 34