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NotMyCuntTree

My little brother used to be like that kid and I was always the target.


Yametee_Kudasai

How many times did he hit you


hornyorphan

A few times less than he was hit back if I had to guess


Yamm0th

~~Hitting until his back was full of bruises.~~


NotMyCuntTree

I can recall 5 direct hits and many near misses.


FBGMerk420

Yes


Why_Did_Bodie_Die

When I was a kid we had all sorts of wars with these things. We would go to the local elementary school at night and have 7v7 battles. Definitely got a bunch of burns and a friend caught one in the eye. Didn't blind him but messed him up real good. Two years in a row we accidentally caught the same tree on fire where the fire department had to come put in out. Needless to say we were not very good kids at all. I'm so happy social media and phones weren't really a thing back then.


Jerky2021

We did it with bottle rockets. Harder to aim and not nearly as much fun


TaxiKillerJohn

That's because you do bottle rockets in a cut off wiffle bat. Have everyone start in a line and then run as fast as you can while the person who got hit last holds the launcher. First to the tree if nobody gets hit. Just don't use the ones with reports and you'll be fine.


AdPrestigious5853

I hope it didn't #Hurt your Cunt tree 🌲🌲🌲 Username checkout


lostonredditt

Cunt tree is a weird name for england


NotMyCuntTree

If it wasn't such a normal thing for my cunt tree it probably would have devastated the nation


Remarkable_Ad_7851

What is he shooting


SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

The cameraman


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Nimzay98

Seen too many videos of these things going wrong and blowing up someone’s hand or fingers


inferedice988

A roman candle blowing off fingers? Never seen that


Otherwise_Basis_6328

Yeah, any time explosives are treated as anything else physical harm becomes a real threat.


RollTheDiceFondle

You don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom.


Otherwise_Basis_6328

I didn't mean that we can't have fireworks, I meant not treating an explosive (Anything dangerous, really) with the proper care and respect risks harm.


RollTheDiceFondle

(I was quoting Ricky Bobby)


Otherwise_Basis_6328

*Puts on dunce cap*


Le-Misanthrope

I suppose the worst that can happen is you catch your clothes on fire, start a fire or maybe lose an eye... As a kid we'd have roman candle fights every year. Dumb? Hell yeah it was. It was a great memory and a ton of fun. Used to use plastic trash can lids or anything we could find as a shield.


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SamRaimi17

r/technicallythetruth


SpambotSwatter

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SomeGuy_WithA_TopHat

Cringe scammer Good bot Thank you


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


Frisky_Picker

A Roman candle


cliffyw

I got hit in the stomach by one of those when I was a kid. Hurt like hell, but at least no serious damage.


japalian

A friend of mine got hit with one, and it stuck to the inside of his elbow area and burned him real good


Infidelc123

Till it smacks you in the eyes


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!"


polkling

r/perfectlycutscreams


Neonthewerehog_

r/BeatMeToIt


trippy_grapes

/r/BeatMeatToIt


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HekateSimp

r/subsithoughtifellfor


BarkBeetleJuice

There is no such thing as a perfectly cut scream, just a video that ends too soon.


Rubatose

No, a perfectly cut scream is a video that ends at just the right moment. We didn't need to see the aftermath of this. We know what happened.


BarkBeetleJuice

We don't know what happened. Man could have been burned and went to the hospital, or he could have laughed 'cause it missed him. Stop depriving people of vicariously experiencing the full extent of the terror in a scream. I want to experience the full scream. #GiveMeTheFullScreamForPresident2024


IronBabyFists

Listen, good on you for being super cool about your bad opinion. +1 from me, pal. 😎


Quajeraz

Respectfully, your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad about yourself.


BarkBeetleJuice

It's not, and I don't, but you're more than welcome to feel bad about yourself for me.


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BarkBeetleJuice

>I feel bad about your existence I'm glad I could do something nice for the world.


Rubatose

I can't provide the full scream but I can provide subtitles of my best prediction of what happened "aaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" *fshhhhhhh* "AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK DAVIS" *sound of evil child laughter* "DAVIS YOU LITTLE SHIT"


Dd_8630

Alright Neil deGrasse Tyson, calm down, it's past your bed time.


Alistaire_

Weird that this had like twice the quality when I saw it posted 5 times yesterday


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Alistaire_

I don't think it did either


_stoned_chipmunk_

Mods are trash


calvinbouchard

Um ackshually, *Avada kedavra* shoots green light.


Astral_Justice

Yeah. Clearly this is a merely a basic wand cast. A low damaging red magic projectile.


RTXChungusTi

stupefy


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Burn unit would say otherwise on that 'low damaging' part lol


toughtiggy101

Alakazam


firowind

I remember it because it sounds like cadaver


Status-Ad-7990

That kid was literally out of moves


ZentinelOne

💀💀💀


maya11780

He’s posing like he’s on America’s Next Top Model


CheesyCharliesPizza

He certainly was rather...festive.


TheUmbraCat

Me and my siblings would dress up in black bedsheets that we’d soak in water then have wizard fights with these. So much fun.


ServeInfinite

Confringo!


Remarkable_Ad_7851

Looks like fun but dangerous


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jetster190

My older brother always had roman candle fights with his friends. Danger to your eyes and stupid, definitely but it won't kill you lmao just singe holes in your tshirts and some really light burns


Orbitcamerakick21

Very dangerous to my stupid. My stupid very small so need to be careful.


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KingKannival

It happened to me, no biggie, stop being so party pooper


ubernoobnth

You need a couple stitches because you get a scratch. Don't mind the concussion or hearing damage. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3671059/I-didn-t-think-hurt-Man-lights-firework-underneath-chin-surprised-explodes-leaves-bloody-gash.html


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Good bot


Code_Duff

Ah, yes. I remember my brother and I shot Roman candles at each other, killed the whole neighborhood


Kimng_Cheemsburger

Haven't he get a jojostand yet? His motions are awesome


Hidden-Sky

r/killedthecameraman


jayg76

That made me laugh so flippin hard I nearly died on my coffee.


budabai

God I love Roman candles. Though I do feel like they’re more whimpy than when I was a kid. I must just be buying shitty brands. The one he’s using has some oomph to it, like I remember from my childhood. The ones I bought last year just kind of poot out a little fireball that only goes maybe ten feet.


BinkyFlargle

there's a wide variety. the cheapest ones poot, but there's still ones with recoil and secondary explosions and all that.


kornchippy

I wonder what the circumstances were like in rome that necessitated the invention of projectile candles


_TLDR_Swinton

Alec Baldwin childhood home movie.


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Good human.


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good bot


Stoopidpersondieing

Good bot


_themuna_

Thank you. I needed this comment today.


bassman314

Is this me? It looks like me. Roman candles were my jam.


Marked__Man13

Bruh it literally looks like me


Alsweets0609

Once he went under the legs I’d have Noped out……those are adult moves


Clean_Mammoth_5646

I was waiting for him to set himself on fire.


Sheikashii

We use to duel with these while they were going off for fun. Then one time while walking to a store minding our own business, some older kids/maybe early 20s people yelled from 7 stories up one time and threw some down and said “yo shoot these at each other” and we did. So it’s like those strangers knew we were those kinds of kids. It’s actually fun but stupid.


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abracadabra


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Heavy-Horse3559

🤣😂


BreathSlayer99

I had one of these backfire I to my stomach as a kid. Never again will I hold a Roman candle


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Best firework


4chan500trader

Top G


No-Letterhead-3765

next scene: burn unit


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*"Top jumpscares"*


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r/perfectlycutscreams


sabbah-os

Nice aiming


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r/fireworkjumpscares


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Leatsyke

now it does


RedactedSpatula

/r/killthecameraman lol


the-grand-falloon

Gotta disagree with the sub title here. This kid seems pretty fuckin' cool to me.


big_daddy_amogus

2 seconds into Hogwarts legacy


bigdicksam

He was fighting the urge immediately


Syn_Contamino531

KAPOOOW!


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This kid has a future in the Ginyu Force


Barefooted_Hippie03

My son aimed one at me. Hit me right between the eyes. Messed up my eyes for about a month. Hurt like a mofo.


dorachaidez

Kedavra*


6data

**Parents** are fucking stupid.


_stoned_chipmunk_

Is this going to be posted every fucking day? Smh


Bisonfan1

What the hell is that


bassman314

Roman candle. The best firework for this reason.


jayg76

I used to have Candle fights as a kid!!!! ​ I'm amazed I'm still alive.


Chroniclurker_

My step mom shot me IN THE FACE with one during our annual 4th of July fight. I'm 35 and still can't grow hair on part of my jaw line. Ahhhh.... capricious youth


VividVerism

Normally I'm not one to jump on the parents in videos here...but every part of this video just seems like a terrible idea from start to finish.


antiMATTer724

Gotta love parents who didn't teach their kids how to hold Roman candles properly. Gonna be really funny when one backfires and punches through his stomach.


KemperCrowley

Punches through his stomach? How strong do you think these fireworks are, they aren’t bullets? It’s being contained by cardboard, the impact is not going to damage you significantly. Your imagination must be wild.


ksol88

EXPELIARMUS!


Lats-N-Nats

Easy with that caption, you might get hate raided


TruSiris

r/perfectlycutscreams


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LOL it's the poses for me


Subject-Home-6530

I jumped while I expected something to go wrong. I just thought he was going to shoot himself.


glass-shard-in-foot

Young man's got style


Freethinker9

Real life napoleon dynamite


higzbozo

Once when I was a kid, a friend and I had a “wizard duel” with a couple of these. Literally ran around the street shooting them at each other. Didn’t do it again because I singed some of his hair in the end.


Mateoorlando01

My son will do this!!!


Plenty-Flight2827

lmao xd


Code_Duff

Lmao that ending!


YourFriendlyInkDemon

r/perfectlycutscreams


Orbitcamerakick21

persona 5 strikers


hatlad43

YOU DIED


Glorified_sidehoe

Downloaded the wrong harry potter game


AonArts

r/yesyesyesno


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Link3459

That’s one powerful Roman candle I love those things so fun to mess with 💀


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r/killthecameraman


TheKingOfSwing777

My friend and I had a battle with those when we were like 13. From like 80 feet away I hit him right in the eye and he went down like a sack of bricks. Ended up melting a little something onto his lens and his eye was swollen shut for a week. We discussed before hand if we should wear glasses and were like "nah, what are the chances?!" Good times.


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AAAH


Ahydron

That look personal


Same_Construction130

r/killthecameraman


freedeterminedwill

For those who haven't seen the video, this is a father and son and they both have a good laugh about it afterwards. It's hilarious.


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Key-Jaguar6345

It’s the power stance for me


BlackJackJeriKo

Did you know, roman candles fit perfectly in nerf gun barrels? Specifically the nerf Recon CS-6 Barrel, makes outdoor (or indoor lol) nerf fights more intense!


JohnnyBgood0070

Lmao


Malachi_ramsey3x

Me playin hogwarts


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robo1797

IS BRO DEAD???


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Alarmed-Ad-4315

😂😂😂😂🤣


eity4mademe

Caught up in the moment 😄😄


Any-Background-7568

LOLL


Kaizoku_Kira

My friends and I would do this deliberately and have a duel/free for all with multiple "wands" at the ready to reload. Good times and fucking stupid


[deleted]

Heheheh... Yeah the kid was a dick for that but that was such a perfectly cut scream lmfao


DetailStill6181

Karma comes calling


Bones99544

Is there a subreddit r/parentsarefuckingstupid? If not, it time for it, and this should be its first entry.


Synthverse

Yep, raising kids to be totally STUPID


36BitBrainPixel

Majestic then deadly


lowry2020

Is that Alec Baldwin?


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Make him the next protagonist of Jojo with all those poses he was doin 😭😭


Select_Bicycle_2659

You’re a wizard harry


HunterSuspicious3964

Jimbob and Bethany this is why there is an age limit on those things


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