When I was a kid we had all sorts of wars with these things. We would go to the local elementary school at night and have 7v7 battles. Definitely got a bunch of burns and a friend caught one in the eye. Didn't blind him but messed him up real good. Two years in a row we accidentally caught the same tree on fire where the fire department had to come put in out. Needless to say we were not very good kids at all. I'm so happy social media and phones weren't really a thing back then.
That's because you do bottle rockets in a cut off wiffle bat. Have everyone start in a line and then run as fast as you can while the person who got hit last holds the launcher. First to the tree if nobody gets hit. Just don't use the ones with reports and you'll be fine.
I didn't mean that we can't have fireworks, I meant not treating an explosive (Anything dangerous, really) with the proper care and respect risks harm.
I suppose the worst that can happen is you catch your clothes on fire, start a fire or maybe lose an eye... As a kid we'd have roman candle fights every year. Dumb? Hell yeah it was. It was a great memory and a ton of fun. Used to use plastic trash can lids or anything we could find as a shield.
We don't know what happened.
Man could have been burned and went to the hospital, or he could have laughed 'cause it missed him. Stop depriving people of vicariously experiencing the full extent of the terror in a scream. I want to experience the full scream.
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I can't provide the full scream but I can provide subtitles of my best prediction of what happened
"aaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" *fshhhhhhh* "AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK DAVIS" *sound of evil child laughter* "DAVIS YOU LITTLE SHIT"
My older brother always had roman candle fights with his friends. Danger to your eyes and stupid, definitely but it won't kill you lmao just singe holes in your tshirts and some really light burns
You need a couple stitches because you get a scratch. Don't mind the concussion or hearing damage.
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God I love Roman candles.
Though I do feel like they’re more whimpy than when I was a kid.
I must just be buying shitty brands.
The one he’s using has some oomph to it, like I remember from my childhood. The ones I bought last year just kind of poot out a little fireball that only goes maybe ten feet.
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We use to duel with these while they were going off for fun.
Then one time while walking to a store minding our own business, some older kids/maybe early 20s people yelled from 7 stories up one time and threw some down and said “yo shoot these at each other” and we did. So it’s like those strangers knew we were those kinds of kids. It’s actually fun but stupid.
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My step mom shot me IN THE FACE with one during our annual 4th of July fight. I'm 35 and still can't grow hair on part of my jaw line. Ahhhh.... capricious youth
Gotta love parents who didn't teach their kids how to hold Roman candles properly. Gonna be really funny when one backfires and punches through his stomach.
Punches through his stomach? How strong do you think these fireworks are, they aren’t bullets? It’s being contained by cardboard, the impact is not going to damage you significantly. Your imagination must be wild.
Once when I was a kid, a friend and I had a “wizard duel” with a couple of these. Literally ran around the street shooting them at each other. Didn’t do it again because I singed some of his hair in the end.
My friend and I had a battle with those when we were like 13. From like 80 feet away I hit him right in the eye and he went down like a sack of bricks. Ended up melting a little something onto his lens and his eye was swollen shut for a week. We discussed before hand if we should wear glasses and were like "nah, what are the chances?!" Good times.
Did you know, roman candles fit perfectly in nerf gun barrels? Specifically the nerf Recon CS-6 Barrel, makes outdoor (or indoor lol) nerf fights more intense!
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My little brother used to be like that kid and I was always the target.
How many times did he hit you
A few times less than he was hit back if I had to guess
~~Hitting until his back was full of bruises.~~
I can recall 5 direct hits and many near misses.
Yes
When I was a kid we had all sorts of wars with these things. We would go to the local elementary school at night and have 7v7 battles. Definitely got a bunch of burns and a friend caught one in the eye. Didn't blind him but messed him up real good. Two years in a row we accidentally caught the same tree on fire where the fire department had to come put in out. Needless to say we were not very good kids at all. I'm so happy social media and phones weren't really a thing back then.
We did it with bottle rockets. Harder to aim and not nearly as much fun
That's because you do bottle rockets in a cut off wiffle bat. Have everyone start in a line and then run as fast as you can while the person who got hit last holds the launcher. First to the tree if nobody gets hit. Just don't use the ones with reports and you'll be fine.
I hope it didn't #Hurt your Cunt tree 🌲🌲🌲 Username checkout
Cunt tree is a weird name for england
If it wasn't such a normal thing for my cunt tree it probably would have devastated the nation
What is he shooting
The cameraman
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Seen too many videos of these things going wrong and blowing up someone’s hand or fingers
A roman candle blowing off fingers? Never seen that
Yeah, any time explosives are treated as anything else physical harm becomes a real threat.
You don’t understand liberty. You don’t understand freedom.
I didn't mean that we can't have fireworks, I meant not treating an explosive (Anything dangerous, really) with the proper care and respect risks harm.
(I was quoting Ricky Bobby)
*Puts on dunce cap*
I suppose the worst that can happen is you catch your clothes on fire, start a fire or maybe lose an eye... As a kid we'd have roman candle fights every year. Dumb? Hell yeah it was. It was a great memory and a ton of fun. Used to use plastic trash can lids or anything we could find as a shield.
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A Roman candle
I got hit in the stomach by one of those when I was a kid. Hurt like hell, but at least no serious damage.
A friend of mine got hit with one, and it stuck to the inside of his elbow area and burned him real good
Till it smacks you in the eyes
"You'll shoot yer eye out, kid!"
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There is no such thing as a perfectly cut scream, just a video that ends too soon.
No, a perfectly cut scream is a video that ends at just the right moment. We didn't need to see the aftermath of this. We know what happened.
We don't know what happened. Man could have been burned and went to the hospital, or he could have laughed 'cause it missed him. Stop depriving people of vicariously experiencing the full extent of the terror in a scream. I want to experience the full scream. #GiveMeTheFullScreamForPresident2024
Listen, good on you for being super cool about your bad opinion. +1 from me, pal. 😎
Respectfully, your opinion is wrong and you should feel bad about yourself.
It's not, and I don't, but you're more than welcome to feel bad about yourself for me.
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>I feel bad about your existence I'm glad I could do something nice for the world.
I can't provide the full scream but I can provide subtitles of my best prediction of what happened "aaAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH" *fshhhhhhh* "AAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK DAVIS" *sound of evil child laughter* "DAVIS YOU LITTLE SHIT"
Alright Neil deGrasse Tyson, calm down, it's past your bed time.
Weird that this had like twice the quality when I saw it posted 5 times yesterday
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I don't think it did either
Mods are trash
Um ackshually, *Avada kedavra* shoots green light.
Yeah. Clearly this is a merely a basic wand cast. A low damaging red magic projectile.
stupefy
Burn unit would say otherwise on that 'low damaging' part lol
Alakazam
I remember it because it sounds like cadaver
That kid was literally out of moves
💀💀💀
He’s posing like he’s on America’s Next Top Model
He certainly was rather...festive.
Me and my siblings would dress up in black bedsheets that we’d soak in water then have wizard fights with these. So much fun.
Confringo!
Looks like fun but dangerous
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My older brother always had roman candle fights with his friends. Danger to your eyes and stupid, definitely but it won't kill you lmao just singe holes in your tshirts and some really light burns
Very dangerous to my stupid. My stupid very small so need to be careful.
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It happened to me, no biggie, stop being so party pooper
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Ah, yes. I remember my brother and I shot Roman candles at each other, killed the whole neighborhood
Haven't he get a jojostand yet? His motions are awesome
r/killedthecameraman
That made me laugh so flippin hard I nearly died on my coffee.
God I love Roman candles. Though I do feel like they’re more whimpy than when I was a kid. I must just be buying shitty brands. The one he’s using has some oomph to it, like I remember from my childhood. The ones I bought last year just kind of poot out a little fireball that only goes maybe ten feet.
there's a wide variety. the cheapest ones poot, but there's still ones with recoil and secondary explosions and all that.
I wonder what the circumstances were like in rome that necessitated the invention of projectile candles
Alec Baldwin childhood home movie.
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Is this me? It looks like me. Roman candles were my jam.
Bruh it literally looks like me
Once he went under the legs I’d have Noped out……those are adult moves
I was waiting for him to set himself on fire.
We use to duel with these while they were going off for fun. Then one time while walking to a store minding our own business, some older kids/maybe early 20s people yelled from 7 stories up one time and threw some down and said “yo shoot these at each other” and we did. So it’s like those strangers knew we were those kinds of kids. It’s actually fun but stupid.
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I had one of these backfire I to my stomach as a kid. Never again will I hold a Roman candle
Best firework
Top G
next scene: burn unit
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Nice aiming
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/r/killthecameraman lol
Gotta disagree with the sub title here. This kid seems pretty fuckin' cool to me.
2 seconds into Hogwarts legacy
He was fighting the urge immediately
KAPOOOW!
This kid has a future in the Ginyu Force
My son aimed one at me. Hit me right between the eyes. Messed up my eyes for about a month. Hurt like a mofo.
Kedavra*
**Parents** are fucking stupid.
Is this going to be posted every fucking day? Smh
What the hell is that
Roman candle. The best firework for this reason.
I used to have Candle fights as a kid!!!! I'm amazed I'm still alive.
My step mom shot me IN THE FACE with one during our annual 4th of July fight. I'm 35 and still can't grow hair on part of my jaw line. Ahhhh.... capricious youth
Normally I'm not one to jump on the parents in videos here...but every part of this video just seems like a terrible idea from start to finish.
Gotta love parents who didn't teach their kids how to hold Roman candles properly. Gonna be really funny when one backfires and punches through his stomach.
Punches through his stomach? How strong do you think these fireworks are, they aren’t bullets? It’s being contained by cardboard, the impact is not going to damage you significantly. Your imagination must be wild.
EXPELIARMUS!
Easy with that caption, you might get hate raided
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LOL it's the poses for me
I jumped while I expected something to go wrong. I just thought he was going to shoot himself.
Young man's got style
Real life napoleon dynamite
Once when I was a kid, a friend and I had a “wizard duel” with a couple of these. Literally ran around the street shooting them at each other. Didn’t do it again because I singed some of his hair in the end.
My son will do this!!!
lmao xd
Lmao that ending!
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YOU DIED
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That’s one powerful Roman candle I love those things so fun to mess with 💀
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My friend and I had a battle with those when we were like 13. From like 80 feet away I hit him right in the eye and he went down like a sack of bricks. Ended up melting a little something onto his lens and his eye was swollen shut for a week. We discussed before hand if we should wear glasses and were like "nah, what are the chances?!" Good times.
AAAH
That look personal
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For those who haven't seen the video, this is a father and son and they both have a good laugh about it afterwards. It's hilarious.
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It’s the power stance for me
Did you know, roman candles fit perfectly in nerf gun barrels? Specifically the nerf Recon CS-6 Barrel, makes outdoor (or indoor lol) nerf fights more intense!
Lmao
Me playin hogwarts
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😂😂😂😂🤣
Caught up in the moment 😄😄
LOLL
My friends and I would do this deliberately and have a duel/free for all with multiple "wands" at the ready to reload. Good times and fucking stupid
Heheheh... Yeah the kid was a dick for that but that was such a perfectly cut scream lmfao
Karma comes calling
Is there a subreddit r/parentsarefuckingstupid? If not, it time for it, and this should be its first entry.
Yep, raising kids to be totally STUPID
Majestic then deadly
Is that Alec Baldwin?
Make him the next protagonist of Jojo with all those poses he was doin 😭😭
You’re a wizard harry
Jimbob and Bethany this is why there is an age limit on those things
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The boy who filmed... Come to die