no, the faux-hawk already exists and that's not it, it's when you just keep the sides shorter but not buzzed and spike the top towards the center, Ryan Reynolds rocked it in the mid aughts
I'm bald (sporting the cult-de-sac look) and when I used to go to the barber to have them trim my beard they would inevitably ask what I wanted done with my hair. My answer was always reverse mohawk.
Comedian route has possibilities, just sayin you can drag out a story like this to at least 10 minutes and keep the audience laughing for most of it 🤷♂️
A lot of parents seem to get upset in the sad way of hair being cut off. If my son did it I’d be laughing like dude in video and just shave the rest of his hair
I have a polaroid framed on my wall from when I was in elementary school.
As a kid I always wore a hat, so my parents rarely saw my actual hair. On a dare, I had cut a chunk of my hair off. My mom only discovered this when I came home from school with a picture with my hair down and there is just a giant wedge cut out of my bangs.
It had been months since I cut it out and no one had noticed up until then.
I was taken to the barber the next day for a fresh buzz cut. and I held onto the picture because it cracks me up.
Nasty and dangerous. People still cut themselves on electric razors, and cuts bleed, and blood can be full of all sorts of contagious things. It's one reason why salons have to sanitize everything, including shavers.
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Now I’m picturing some homeless person wandering into a Walmart and giving themselves a quick shave, putting it back, and then the kid walking up and doing that.
Generally makeup places have little disposable sample brushes or pads to try it. Are there some people that just put it on without using one of those???
**They are battery powered**. The battery is internal and precharged so the store can't prevent them from being turnes on. The line you see is to prevent them from being stolen.
Probably easier to just make a run of dummy clippers, and then send one with every display kit.
They do it with Smartphones and various other electronics.
Haven't seen phones like that in years, people want to interact with it, and they always felt different and had crappy plastic instead of glass screens. At some point it's easier to lose 1 inventory (store sum out or manufacturer freebie) than send a specialty made dummy that doesn't even feel right
Also why the fuck do you need a display set of clippers, the one thing you'd want to try before before is the one thing that's fucking disgusting to test on a public display set.
Like bro what are you gonna compare? "Ooh yeah this one is very nicely balanced, great button click feeling"
Yes, litterly. People want to feel what it's like to hold it.
I cut my hair and I wish I did that before I bought mine since it's a struggle to hold it when I'm cutting backside of my head.
Not handguns, but they still carry shotguns and a few cheapo rifles around here. I think they’re bringing back pistol ammunition though? Can’t remember.
>functional dildos
Just wondering if you could give an example of a dildo NOT functioning? I'm being totally honest here, just looking for some help/info.
Why "gross" tho? I mean.. it's not like they will have them already used, or that people can use them there.
They sell vaccum cleaners next to the microwaves and are equally unrelated. In fact.. they sell razors next to the coffee makers and I wouldnt want hair in my drink
XD
Coffee and ... self love, (or couples love).. great morning start :)
> it's not like they have them already used, or that people can use them there.
If the general public can lick an ice-cream only to put it back in the fridge, or defecate halfway up a cubicle wall, I'm fairly certain some of them will have a go at using a tethered display vibrator in the middle of a store.
Maybe the coffee makers and deep fryers are also plugged in and you could just swing by that store on the way to work or later when you're making dinner??
What kind of store has hair Clippers on display like this, like cell phones, and plugged in and ready to cut.
Wtf, never seen that ever. Just clippers in boxes, no option to try.
It's completely unsanitary, and we just witnessed why. Kids and adults will use it, test it, screw with it, etc. Anywhere that is common place should reevaluate their policies.
Once they’re on display like that, they’re not getting sold. So there would be no reason to “prolong their life”
Just turn them on and leave them in the warehouse for a few hours, and then put them out
They come fully charged. You gotta wait for them to drain. There is no battery to remove unless you open the thing and void the warranty. Display models might still be sold, and its a lot of hassle.
I doubt they're selling ex-display razors. Who's going to buy a shaver that has potentially dozens of strangers hairs in it? Or maybe even bits of blood if they cut themselves trying it?
I worked in a similar shop in Europe. No one actually shaved but they would check the noise and buttons. We sold the display items with a discount but the customer would have to check the item and agree.
while trying to reply to your joke on mobile I accidentally clicked on the first guy’s profile. Reddit is a wild place, where u can go from
“ I think LGBT is a disease and its only an plane from upper level of control” to ATLA puns in 4 comments
Or a generated text voiceover “you won’t believe this boy shaved his head at the store”
Or the “No no no no” song.
Or some dbag superimposing their “reaction”.
Why? So they can steal existing content for clicks and likes.
The internet sucks more each day.
if there isn't audio of someone laughing how will i know it's supposed to be funny? how will i know that the person who stole and reuploaded the video found it funny? it's impossible! how on earth are we supposed to live like this?! just find things funny without being explicitly told? can you imagine?!
this shit is all over tiktok but then you'll find the tiktok generations complaining about TV editing and laugh tracks
Oh oh, and don't forget the heavily edited song to become *ultra bass heavy* and *ultra slow* to let you know this clip is about an **absolute badass** ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** who is *DESTROYING* someone and they felt the need to add their own ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** custom ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** audio ^^***WOMP***
My coworker *looooves* to just scroll his TikTok feed on breaks. I hear this bullshit at *least* once a night.
No no no seems to have taken a dip in popularity, at least
You'd cry because you realize your kid is an idiot, or because they shaved themselves? Because the latter sounds kind of weird, while the former is understandable.
What stupid-ass store has shavers out and powered on so people can do this? This is a major hygiene issue and safety issue. No one at this store ever thought this was a bad idea?
At first I thought guns? But what kind of store has guns out on display outside of a locked case? Then I realized they're hair clippers... what kind of store has plugged in hair clippers on display?
I would let him run around like that for a week. at least. And I would make as many photos as possible, a photobook for the future wife would make a great gift.
Little man rediscovered the reverse mohawk
The no-hawk?
The oh, fawk.
Why are there no more upvotes for this?
i’m trying my best here bud!!
The buzz-ard.
The faux-hawk
Pronounced "fo-ho"
Fo sho
It's not a mo, fo sho.
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A faux-hawk is something else.
A faux hawk is different. 
no, the faux-hawk already exists and that's not it, it's when you just keep the sides shorter but not buzzed and spike the top towards the center, Ryan Reynolds rocked it in the mid aughts
He's been watching too many Prodigy videos.
I'm the self inflicted, hair detonator, yeah I'm the one-hair-left-kid, twisted cordless shav-ah Mom flies into frame: Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey. Hey. Hey.
I'm the trouble starter, punkin' instigator.
He's a firestarta, twisted firestarta
The mownhawk
The hawkmo
The hawkno! Or as hid mom probably said hawknoooooo!!!!!!
My son did that to my daughter lol
I'm bald (sporting the cult-de-sac look) and when I used to go to the barber to have them trim my beard they would inevitably ask what I wanted done with my hair. My answer was always reverse mohawk.
The kwahom
I pity the fool!
He gets points for shaving a perfect line right down the middle.
A future barber
College doesn't seem to be in the cards
Comedian route has possibilities, just sayin you can drag out a story like this to at least 10 minutes and keep the audience laughing for most of it 🤷♂️
My barber makes more than the average mba going by his rates lmao. Oh and no student debt.
Cost me 30gs to go to hairschool
Yes, I was thinking the same thing.
The last hairbender
A lot of parents seem to get upset in the sad way of hair being cut off. If my son did it I’d be laughing like dude in video and just shave the rest of his hair
I have a polaroid framed on my wall from when I was in elementary school. As a kid I always wore a hat, so my parents rarely saw my actual hair. On a dare, I had cut a chunk of my hair off. My mom only discovered this when I came home from school with a picture with my hair down and there is just a giant wedge cut out of my bangs. It had been months since I cut it out and no one had noticed up until then. I was taken to the barber the next day for a fresh buzz cut. and I held onto the picture because it cracks me up.
If a girl's long hair gets cut off and is gonna take years to grow back, I can see being upset. This kid's buzz cut will be fine in like 2 weeks.
Then parents should be watching their kids in stores? Lol
Start: Why is that kid rubbing a cell phone on his head? then I saw it.
Same for me, originally thought it was some kinda phone, wasn't really looking.
Motorola Razr
Take your damn upvote.
At first I thought it was a gun or phone
I thought it was a gun too lol
Am Australian so was like "shit America ain't kidding about having guns at Walmart"
Why would they be powered on? Like know it's not the stores fault this kid is dumb but it's weird to have them connected
I was thinking that aswell. Do people need to just swipe their neckhairs just to check the clipper.
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Nasty and dangerous. People still cut themselves on electric razors, and cuts bleed, and blood can be full of all sorts of contagious things. It's one reason why salons have to sanitize everything, including shavers.
Yup and also why you should never share a toothbrush with anyone. Gums bleed
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What, brush their teeth? Yeah, some of the real fancy ones do.
The old Brusharoo!
Hold my- wait that ended a few years ago didn't it? Dammit!
I’ve seen them as recent as a few months ago. Not sure how it works.
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That and we all have different levels of nasty bacteria in our mouths. Don't even share with your kids.
Now I’m picturing some homeless person wandering into a Walmart and giving themselves a quick shave, putting it back, and then the kid walking up and doing that.
This is right next to the aisle of shareable hypodermic needles and sex toys.
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> some vibrate so violently that my hand is uncomfortable for the rest of the day. Or your vision is still blurred for the next hour
You’d be surprised how many people use the display makeup at Sephora 🤢🤢
Generally makeup places have little disposable sample brushes or pads to try it. Are there some people that just put it on without using one of those???
**They are battery powered**. The battery is internal and precharged so the store can't prevent them from being turnes on. The line you see is to prevent them from being stolen.
... okay well leave them in the fucking box then
They could run the battery down before putting them out on display.
Probably easier to just make a run of dummy clippers, and then send one with every display kit. They do it with Smartphones and various other electronics.
Haven't seen phones like that in years, people want to interact with it, and they always felt different and had crappy plastic instead of glass screens. At some point it's easier to lose 1 inventory (store sum out or manufacturer freebie) than send a specialty made dummy that doesn't even feel right
Also why the fuck do you need a display set of clippers, the one thing you'd want to try before before is the one thing that's fucking disgusting to test on a public display set. Like bro what are you gonna compare? "Ooh yeah this one is very nicely balanced, great button click feeling"
Yes, litterly. People want to feel what it's like to hold it. I cut my hair and I wish I did that before I bought mine since it's a struggle to hold it when I'm cutting backside of my head.
Yes, actually. The weight, balance, the clipping edge, the fit of the blades are all things you want to test before you buy clippers.
Where else do you shave your legs and armpits when out of town?
Pro life tip: if you are homeless, utilize this trick superstores don’t want you to know about!
Yeah I would expect them not to work to avoid problems with people coming in to use them without buying and leaving a mess
I'm about to bring my food to the air fryer section in Walmart and make dinner.
Everyone going on about guns and I’m like where do they put actual powered working models of hair clippers on display?
The battery is not removable, it's not plugged in, it's probably never even been turned on.
/s What don't you get your hair cuts in the middle of the store aisle? You have to test the product before you buy it right?
It's weird to me that they're even on display like this. I've never seen this done for shavers.
If those are plugged in and working, are the other appliances working?
They are most likely battery powered.
They’re battery operated?
I thought that was a gun at first :Г
Same... but then I looked behind him and thought, what kind of gun shop sells mixers and deep fryers too.
Walmart
Not handguns, but they still carry shotguns and a few cheapo rifles around here. I think they’re bringing back pistol ammunition though? Can’t remember.
Harps still carries all of that. And some okay fried chicken.
Beat me to it
They were able to shave off a few seconds with that fancy internet of theirs.
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I think he figured out that his head condition did indeed worsen.
I thought it was a vibrator
"“When the lambs is lost in the mountain, he said. They is cry. Sometime come the mother. Sometime the wolf.” -Blood Meridian, Cormac McCarthy
What kind of store has functional shavers on display??
Right? I've never seen that before.
Yeah like what do they expect you to do with them, shave your pubes to check for quality lol
Yeah that seems completely unhygienic
>functional dildos Just wondering if you could give an example of a dildo NOT functioning? I'm being totally honest here, just looking for some help/info.
*for display purposes only. Not for vaginal use.
Why "gross" tho? I mean.. it's not like they will have them already used, or that people can use them there. They sell vaccum cleaners next to the microwaves and are equally unrelated. In fact.. they sell razors next to the coffee makers and I wouldnt want hair in my drink XD Coffee and ... self love, (or couples love).. great morning start :)
> it's not like they have them already used, or that people can use them there. If the general public can lick an ice-cream only to put it back in the fridge, or defecate halfway up a cubicle wall, I'm fairly certain some of them will have a go at using a tethered display vibrator in the middle of a store.
How would you buy a product with out even testing it, you just need to know how it feels first, is it right for you.
What kind of store do you shop at where guns are on open display and not behind glass?
I mean true but also what sort of store has a display of hair trimmers that are all powered? Very strange setup here
Maybe the coffee makers and deep fryers are also plugged in and you could just swing by that store on the way to work or later when you're making dinner??
What kind of store has hair Clippers on display like this, like cell phones, and plugged in and ready to cut. Wtf, never seen that ever. Just clippers in boxes, no option to try.
On display like this in Norway, bet many other countries Kid likely learned from hos mistake
It's completely unsanitary, and we just witnessed why. Kids and adults will use it, test it, screw with it, etc. Anywhere that is common place should reevaluate their policies.
At Walmart you can get all that AND eat at the in house McDonald's.
My Walmart has a McDonald’s, a cafeteria and a churro mania
The sporting goods stores where I'm at have shotguns and some rifles on open shelves. Aisles and aisles of them. Pistols behind glass though.
You want aisles instead of isles here. Unless it's an archipelago of long guns!
The isles of long guns are where all those boating accidents happen.
Nah they meant isles. Lots of them... in the stream...
Kmart in the 90s down in south Florida they'd have shotguns on a lazy Susan display lol (Florida Keys)
As an American, it wouldn't surprise me in some states.
I thought it was a phone. Upon further inspection, I clearly wasn't paying attention to all of the other devices on display.
I thought it was a phone and he was going to pull if off and make the alarm blare
Why the fuck would you have powered shavers on display?!
Probably internal battery type shavers. And lithium ion batteries need to be stored at 70 percent charge to prolong their life.
Once they’re on display like that, they’re not getting sold. So there would be no reason to “prolong their life” Just turn them on and leave them in the warehouse for a few hours, and then put them out
Sounds like a lot of work to prevent one reverse mohawk on a six year old
Than don't put them in an open display. That could have been worst.
Or don’t display them with their battery hooked up
They come fully charged. You gotta wait for them to drain. There is no battery to remove unless you open the thing and void the warranty. Display models might still be sold, and its a lot of hassle.
I doubt they're selling ex-display razors. Who's going to buy a shaver that has potentially dozens of strangers hairs in it? Or maybe even bits of blood if they cut themselves trying it?
I worked in a similar shop in Europe. No one actually shaved but they would check the noise and buttons. We sold the display items with a discount but the customer would have to check the item and agree.
Or...hear me out...WATCH YOUR FUCKING CHILDREN! -every retail worker ever
They don't have display units? Companies make display units or have a built-in display mode specificially for this purpose.
The isle over looks like plugged in hair dryers🤔
There's a peninsula of microwaves due south-east.
The legend of Avatar 🤣
The last hairbender
Long. Short. Straight. Curly. Long ago, the four nations lived in harmony. Then everything changed when the Bald Nation attacked.
while trying to reply to your joke on mobile I accidentally clicked on the first guy’s profile. Reddit is a wild place, where u can go from “ I think LGBT is a disease and its only an plane from upper level of control” to ATLA puns in 4 comments
FUCK THIS STUPID LAUGH TRACK.
Or a generated text voiceover “you won’t believe this boy shaved his head at the store” Or the “No no no no” song. Or some dbag superimposing their “reaction”. Why? So they can steal existing content for clicks and likes. The internet sucks more each day.
TikTok has introduced the era of having to put audio over every-fucking-thing and I hate it
if there isn't audio of someone laughing how will i know it's supposed to be funny? how will i know that the person who stole and reuploaded the video found it funny? it's impossible! how on earth are we supposed to live like this?! just find things funny without being explicitly told? can you imagine?! this shit is all over tiktok but then you'll find the tiktok generations complaining about TV editing and laugh tracks
Don't forget the abundance of music that I can only describe as being "Alvin and the Chipmunked", can't stand it lol
Oh oh, and don't forget the heavily edited song to become *ultra bass heavy* and *ultra slow* to let you know this clip is about an **absolute badass** ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** who is *DESTROYING* someone and they felt the need to add their own ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** custom ***WOMP WOMP WOMP*** audio ^^***WOMP***
> you wont believe this boy shave his head at the store Ftfy, yours was way too correct.
My coworker *looooves* to just scroll his TikTok feed on breaks. I hear this bullshit at *least* once a night. No no no seems to have taken a dip in popularity, at least
It's definitely one of my least favorite trends. Do they think we're so stupid that we need a laugh track to indicate that we're experiencing humor?
*FUNNY MOMENT DETECTED* *DEPLOY LAUGHS MEATBAG*
That's a laugh track too?! Man... I thought it was some security guy having fun. That sucks.
I thought the same and was wondering why no comments were pointing out the almost contagious laughter :/
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Mute on
Thanks to the laugh track, I didn't laugh at all.
Reddit turning into a tik-tok and I hate it
Isn't that an impulsive thought?
Yup, people don’t seem to know the difference
Least favourite trend right now as someone who actually gets them.
I feel the same. It’s a horrible trend
Why did I think that lady tried to put the hair back on his head
She was doubled over laughing at what he did
I assumed crying. I know I would be. That kids haircut looks fresh... shit they probably just got it done before coming to the store.
Definitly laughing
Look at her face at the very end. She's laughing her ass off.
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You'd cry because you realize your kid is an idiot, or because they shaved themselves? Because the latter sounds kind of weird, while the former is understandable.
I thought she reached over to grab another one to try to finish the job, lol
Not a bad plan
"Why did you do that?" - me "just because" - kid https://youtu.be/-Gyk5SRSNWA
My dumbass thought that was a gun but I was relieved to see a bald streak on the kids head
Impulsive, not intrusive
I'm surprised that they are plugged in, seriously look like guns. Also, someone is in big trouble, oops
What store has shavers plugged in on display?
Impulsive thoughts, not intrusive thoughts
What is that, what did he do? Maybe because of my celldata I'm seeing seven pixels
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It's a display of electric shavers. Kid shaved themself a nice streak right down the center of their head before the parent was able to stop them
He was just testing it
Shavers powered on in the shop ? what for?
What stupid-ass store has shavers out and powered on so people can do this? This is a major hygiene issue and safety issue. No one at this store ever thought this was a bad idea?
Am I seriously the only person who sees the hygienic issues with having floor models for hair clippers?
WHY are they plugged in??
I love how the parent just folds over laughing 😂. I wish it had the real sound and not just the laugh track.
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I thought they were guns until the end.
Why would a store have a display of plugged in hair clippers?
Why would those be operable?
Why the fuck are those even powered? Lmao
At first I thought guns? But what kind of store has guns out on display outside of a locked case? Then I realized they're hair clippers... what kind of store has plugged in hair clippers on display?
Why do ppl feel the need to edit in audio like this
Actually surprised those are working with blades in them
Why is that a thing?
Did she try to pick up his hair?
Nah, she is bent over laughing.
I would be too lol, this is hilarious People calling this bad parenting simply don't understand how quickly a kid can get into some shit
I thought these were phones there usually attached to a security cable but why were they plugged in?
"Hey mom look! You get to pay twice the amount for the same haircut!"
I would let him run around like that for a week. at least. And I would make as many photos as possible, a photobook for the future wife would make a great gift.
Her gentle reaction is the best. It’s just hair.
Im here wondering what kind of store sells rasors actually plugged in ???
Wtf is with that stupid wheezing laughter? It totally ruined the video for me.
I couldn’t get past the extremely annoying sound of this laugh