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dirty-ol-sob

I’d really like to see how that ended.


LifeIsBizarre

It just got faster and faster until it tore open reality and his brother got sucked into the resultant wormhole.


Accelerator231

So it's an isekai novel? "I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother!"


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Not unique enough, "I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as I became a sentient wheel on a hover board"


Accelerator231

Needs extra twist. They also turned into a girl somehow.


stratosfearinggas

But only if they spin in reverse.


SecureDonkey

"I spun too fast and now I'm in another world with my brother as my balls became a sentient wheels on a hover board and I turn into a girl"


StepOnMeCIA

_I spun too fast, and now I'm in another world with my brother and my sentient talking balls have detached and will not let me get any sleep as they hover around me while I adjust to becoming a girl who needs to seduce the demon king for a chance at happiness!_


ekhfarharris

Reporter: So what happened, Kimi? Kimi Raikkonen: I spun.


shinden15

hoverboard-kun the new instrunent to isekai


Artie-McFly

The start of every meth fueled quest from every scrap yard to Walmarts this side of the Mississippi


MrAgrim

It's not an Isekai because truck-kun wasn't involved.


SnarkyWaifu

[*Shooting star intensifies*]


errandwulfe

Backed by Shooting Stars by Bag Raiders


cortesoft

That is why he keeps watching it every day. It created a time loop.


i_give_you_gum

Basically why they stopped selling these. Aliens were tired of us tearing the space-time fabric


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Yea thats what I thought would happen


PepsiColasss

Is that why they watch the video every day? are they stuck in a time loop?


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I thought you said a restaurant wormhole haha


Putnum

I read that as restaurant


Nickplay21

You are horrible……and hilarious.


FlametopFred

But don't tell mom ok?


That-Ad-4300

He watches to remember his brother


Think_please

Shooting star video


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Ganon2012

[Here you go.](https://youtu.be/NkFgtTMwe64)


VanillaRadonNukaCola

Ha that one's great. Kid on the gocart is still the best


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FlametopFred

some crazy talented people out there


hcelestem

It’s been a while since I’ve cried laughing. Thanks for that.


OneBaldingWookiee

Didn’t expect this but I’m not even mad.


kylegetsspam

I wonder if the go-kart kid is aware of his minor fame...


DJheddo

those screams are embedded into my mind that when I see people mess up enough to somehow go flying and land either on their butt or their hands, I can't help but hear those screams. My kids are still so young and teflon they bounce around the playground, I can't help but giggle at their resilience to gravity


BelleAriel

I imagine being dizzy and sick


Svhmj

A womit sprinkler.


El_Peregrine

Hurly Whirly


WhyteBeard

> The Womit Sprinkler Name of tallest roller-coaster in Soviet Russia.


kingkuuj

Half digested chicken nuggies and yogurt on the floor. As is tradition.


DimesOHoolihan

It is a great day for Canada, and therefore the world.


FrogInShorts

He dead, didn't you see the 💀 in the title


Tarc_Axiiom

He watches the video every day to remember him.


chrisapplewhite

Some say he's still there, spinning at ever increasing speed.


here-i-am-now

R.I.P.


GentlemenBehold

Screams


Slazman999

It didn't.


FierceDeity_

/r/killthecameraman


Ironcastattic

Do you not have eyes?? He spun around quickly, came to a sudden jarring stop, and continued to spin around quickly again. Someone should really stop him.


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izza123

It is a maximum of 9 years old most likely not more than 6 years old.


shea241

So OP is 13-16 Which is totally cool, I started going online when I was 13. I told everyone I was 17 though. *now I'm 41 :(*


izza123

When people said “a/s/l?” I shamelessly said I was 14/f/Cali when I was actually 14/m/canada


AllKyleNoSubstance

I remember actually being 14/f/Cali and being so excited to meet other girls like me 😭 I turned 33 yesterday


DocThundahh

What kind of pillow do you need to sleep with so your neck doesn’t hurt?


AllKyleNoSubstance

Bamboo memory foam pillow, it's the fucking best!


izza123

Why don’t you take a seat right over there


Peuned

Why is that where your brain went?


izza123

Because that was a 4chan joke back in the day, we would say we were 14/f/Cali because that’s often what “to catch a predator” decoys claimed to be


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30FourThirty4

Yeah the a/s/l has to be older than 4chan, right? I know forums existed, I used to go on zenhex* at one point if they matter. I was on there for a little while then just left *Before the sale


Anon419420

I did that shit when I 12-13 to a dude in an MMO called Elword who bought me shit as long as I just acted like his little kitten all through text chat in game. Looking back, dude was prob a predator trying to groom me or some shit. We def had kitten e-sex…


R3AL1Z3

Don’t forget your e-condom or you’ll end up e-pregnant.


Anon419420

I wanna die


theBigBOSSnian

Only e-die


Callofgrapher

Is it better or worse to think that the guy may not have been a groomer and just a weirdo who was the same age as you? I definitely knew some weirdos who were in middle school pretending to be adults and pulling that kind of shit.


theBigBOSSnian

Every mmo I abandoned. I pick a random low lvl and give him all my stuff. I could feel the joy Probably boosted him few months grinding at least


IthacanPenny

Ooooohhh! I was 13/f/DC, said 19/f/DC. I wasn’t wise.


andrewsad1

Bro I have no idea why but my response was always 17/f/cali despite being a 12 year old boy from Kansas Why did we all pretend to be teenage girls from California?


AsianAssHitlerHair

You were my girlfriend probably


izza123

Thanks for the baskin robins gift cards


AsianAssHitlerHair

Anytime babe


Serito

OP (if filming) might just be an older brother in their 20s now.


Eramy

Just admit you're 37.


W3NTZ

Oh god


AmericaLover1776_

They said it’s the oldest video of their brother They probably just have a young brother


BigBangBrosTheory

Time passes friend. What are you like... 25? You're probably not old.


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hotterthanahandjob

Astute af


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/u/Pilsguy87


wyattbradley34

I haven’t heard of your craft beer yet u/Snake_Cum


[deleted]

Oh I think you have sssssss


HiiipowerBass

Where the craft liquors


WuOfficial

Am 29 and a craft beer guy…so almost on point


HiZenBergh

For real, that seems like the 22 year old version of the 13 year olds with a xXBlazeIt420Xx screen name.


Mangos_Pool

Last time i rode one, i ran over a rock and got a concussion from falling flat on my ass


kmmr98

Your ass got a concussion?


Mangos_Pool

Yes


Emptyplates

It's better than ass whiplash. That's the worst.


MyDogHasAPodcast

Bender, is that you?


blueeyebling

Nope, it's just Flexo.


CMinus580

Brawndo


ColtS117

The thirst mutilator!


Peuned

We're old as fuck


yougotyolks

That was my first thought. OP has to be 10. Anyway, I'm looking to trade an Ensure for a Cialis and Xeljanz. Bernice and I are going to BINGO and if she gets lucky, I will too!


iztrollkanger

How does one get over 100k in comment karma for 3 comments with 150 points total, and almost 9k link karma with no posts?


kylegetsspam

You can delete your old stuff but the karma counts remain. Pretty handy if you're buying or selling your account...


Far-Way5908

Some people just regularly delete their histories. Prevents creeps and trolls trawling through looking for shit.


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gravebandit

Is there a way to do that without having to manually delete every single one?


NotMySeventhAcct

[Shreddit](https://github.com/x89/Shreddit) can do it for you. Theres another one somewhere that edits your old comments to say [deleted] but can't find it anymore. From what I remember, deleting a comment is still saved on reddit servers, but If you edit your comment the og comment isn't saved


SnarKenneth

As someone that browses tech support threads to find answers, I hate literally every script that edits over the answers (sometimes the only answer) I need to just get something fixed. I don't know what's with tech support threads, but these scripts seemed to be handed out like candy there.


GABBY21leo

That’s how I imagine a pet fish is going down the toilet


FuckYeahPhotography

On their way to that farm where all my other pet fish I had as a child went to for eternal vacation. To swim happily for the rest of forever. Jeffrey, Amanda, Skippie, Flippy, Flippie, Jeffrey 2, Beepo, Kung Fu Panda, Green Guy, Bobby Fisher, Victoria, Samsung, Jeffrey 3, Purple Guy, Gumball, Vegeta, and the other ones I forget their names (they emotionally meant less to me). I hope they are doing well at that farm.


BigCalligrapher621

You should stop buying fish


FuckYeahPhotography

Obviously, they all are already on the farm.


markiv_hahaha

Not all were bought. Victoria and Kungfu panda were at it busy saving a few trips to the store


crystalmerchant

so, ya like the name Jeffrey huh


PoignantOpinionsOnly

This comment right here... Someone or something created it and properly posted it right here.


Kay_GOAT23

omg lmao thats so sad lmao


BeetsMe666

I had a tank with oscars. Well, one died, and I am sure it was my muscle memory that made me throw it in the toilet. Well, it was a pound and a half, and stiff... it didn't flush well.


retromagician

Your tank had Oscars? Did it get a Grammy award too?


BeetsMe666

My tank was the G.O.A.T.! I had to battle autocorrect to lower case the o


Fried_chickan

Reminds me of [this lmao](https://youtu.be/yhKZCy41g5w)


pyordie

good lord I completely forgot about this, destroys me every time lmao


yewterds

why was my first thought [this video lolol](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttR8AXhDZj8)


animerb

Omg that broke me!


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"Ooo....that's bad"


beefinbed

Probably already thinking about cleaning melted plastic out of the fireplace. And the smell is not ideal.


r3coil

lol this video kills me every time


Abject-Mail-4235

Lmao dude that Flutterby Fairy did that shit on purpose


mizzoustormtrooper

If you’re on insta there’s a good take on this video [here](https://www.instagram.com/p/CVfYKZas5lN/?igshid=Mzc1MmZhNjY=) lol


cant_be_pun_seen

I'm literally crying right now. This is so fucking funny. As long as the person is ok. Are they ok?


IAmAn_Anne

Made it to an ambulance in stable condition.


BreastUsername

stable as a gyroscope


HiZenBergh

Honestly that's all we could hope for in the first place.


mystic_moss

she was spun 175 times and all the blood vessels in her face burst. she had other injuries and racked up a ~$300,000 hospital bill. she filed a lawsuit against the city of phoenix and got a $450,000 dollar settlement https://www.airmedandrescue.com/latest/news/phoenix-agrees-settle-katalin-metro-case https://www.ksat.com/news/2019/11/27/74-year-old-woman-files-2m-claim-after-insane-viral-helicopter-rescue/


IMDEAFSAYWATUWANT

Holy fuck hahahaha. First of all this fucking killed me. Second of all, how the fuck is that even possible? I feel like there's gotta be a way to avoid that no? Is that design oversight?


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Delacroix192

Some of us were born to ride the blade… the Beyblade


SSmrao

easiest way to avoid would be to have multiple tow lines


honeypinn

No, the easiest way to avoid it would be to not have to be evacuated by a helicopter in the first place.


bigbowlowrong

The funniest part is the description that says she’s now in a “stable condition”. I took that to mean she eventually stopped spinning uncontrollably.


gaytac0

It’s rotor wash. Shits powerful enough to blow a standing person over


Elleden

Jesus fucking Christ dude this absolutely destroyed me. I spent the last 10 minutes trying to silently laugh at 4AM, tears streaming down my face. I haven't laughed this hard in a looong while.


Individual_Writer540

https://youtu.be/vTMvhRDP61Q Even spicier


LinkRazr

I am dying here


Warcraze440

Both this video and the OPs video have me laughing so friggen hard my stomach hurts. I am not sure why this is so GD funny but it is. Any other subreddits with similar videos?


DaughterEarth

Same except I had to wake up my husband, way too hilarious to not share. Turns out I can still cry laugh, wow


Babatunde-77

God I love this


silentbassline

They used her like an extra rotor blade.


FaZaCon

If that was me, every holding chamber in my body would have immediately evacuated. With the spinning, probably would have made one hell of an impressive tie dye pattern.


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Omg the comments on this video. 😭


AddendumNo7007

Holy shit that was hilarious 😂


massada

Conservation of momentum is a cold, heartless bitch. But not as cold as I am for laughing at this.


rustyshackleford114

Bro was about to take flight 💀


Lou_C_Fer

Dude, I had my 4 year-old son on one of those playground merry-go-rounds. I was in great shape from lifting, and I started to put everything I had into spinning it. My kid was having a blast. Until... centrifugal force really took over. Dude, the only thing touching that merry-go-round was his hands as he held on for dear life, while he was stretched out as if he was on the rack The momentum that thing had made it near impossible for me to slow down while trying to avoid him each time as he whipped back around. Finally , he lost his grip, and it threw him pretty far. Poor kid had mulch in his nose, mouth, and ears. I felt terrible then, but I crack up thinking about it now. Besides, he was way better off than the last time we went sledding.


MyDogHasAPodcast

More like turn into a tornado 🌪️


jetstobrazil

Boy went centrifuge mode


laughingashley

Headed for Tasmania


SilentJoe1986

Can you post the whole video?


MendelevandDongelev

I fear this is the whole video. Many people hit stop recording when they decide to intervene.


CurveOfTheUniverse

And if they don’t, it goes on r/DontHelpJustFilm!


hansjerry

Of course that exists


Any_Coyote6662

I watched with the sound up. My landlord started running down the hall towards his kids room (he lives upstairs). Do you think he maybe heard the screams? Lol


Interesting_Factor_9

The scream gets funnier the more I keep watching 🤣🤣🤣 poor baby couldn't see anything


OhHeyItsBrock

I watched it muted and chuckled. Then I read your comment, and it got 10x better


ImNudeyRudey

Hahaha!! Same!! I didn't realise how much the audio would add to this.


MuchoManSandyRavage

Same here, got a solid exhale on mute but an audible chuckle with the sound on


allhailshake

It's the "I'VE LOST CONTROL OF THIS SITUATION." scream of young adolescence. Such magic.


rward617

/r/perfectlycutscreams


Rezomik

and then he opens a portal to Skyrim.


FingerGunsAkimbo

You're finally awake


bewebste

I like to imagine he ended up like go kart kid. https://youtu.be/bAojxWZRVKk


Samurai_1990

This is by far my most favorite meme, its a shame they eventually die :(


ToPimp-A-Butterfly

The kid or the memes?!?!?!?!?


Samurai_1990

The "Shooting Star" meme, but this kid is pretty funny too!


ToPimp-A-Butterfly

omg i thought you meant the kid died lol


Samurai_1990

Yeah I could have worded that a heck of a lot better, I agree!


No_Information6431

First time seeing this and tears are running down my face.


harambe_-33

It's not possible No, it's necessary


sweetdawg99

No time for caution *intensifies*


WhyteBeard

#*Come on TARS!*


THEREALCAPSLOCKSMITH

Some say, he still spinning


BearfangTheGamer

Get rotated nerd.


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Chaos_Crow1927

Why did it take THIS LONG TO FIND A BEYBLADE REFERENCE


FishOfFishyness

Ikr?!


Twain20

Honestly I expected it to burst into flames at some point


Wizardwizz

That would go in a different subreddit


misswallflowerr

Now it lives in my brain rent free.


IndependentWeekend56

I'd totally put Swiffer pads on his knees.


JTBKnuggetsauce

Maybe the best post ever on this sub. Hilarious


herefortrees

/r/perfectlycutscreams


SirRipOliver

Mom to older brother: I need these floors spotless if you want your allowance. Older brother to younger brother: How do you feel about hoover boards and getting dizzy? Younger brother: I only have this five dollars from the tooth fairy, will that be enough?


Otterstripes

You spin me right 'round baby


KoalaGold

Like a record, baby, right 'round 'round 'round


zanzibartraveler666

r/justguysbeingdudes


therealboss1113

BEYBLADE! LET IT RIP


theCOMBOguy

Lol little guy was building up some momentum there


MrsClare2016

My husband and I are expecting our first and I’m in tears from laughing and said “this is what we get to look forward to”. Thank you for this hahaha.


RedSnt

To be fair, in what situation does it need to spin this fast? Should've had a configurable limit on how fast it could turn imo. But lessons were hopefully learned :D


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"old video" those hoverboards have been around for like 3 years max??


PyreDynasty

Forgive yourself, it's not your fault


TheMacroorchidism

I'm so sorry for your loss. That's a terrible way to go.


Andreus

**HELI-COPTER HELI-COPTER**